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Son, your phone just beeped, said your portfolio is down 5% again. Hope everything is ok... Shall I drive you to Aldi today, pick up an application form and introduce yourself to the manager? This bitcoining just isn’t working for you is it.

>> No.24724354

>>24723803
Dad were in the middle of a pandemic and you want me to give a firm handshake !?!?!? DA FUQ!?

>> No.24724381

>>24723803
im trying to masturbate here

>> No.24724402

>>24723803
No but come suck me off, bitch.

>> No.24724742 [DELETED] 

>>24723803
Nah dad, I'm cool. Be sure to wire more money to my account so I can buy the dip. Love ya.

>> No.24724762
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YOU‘RE NOT MX REAL DAD JUST GET OUT FUCKING HELL IS PRIVACY SOMETHING I CAN ON,Y GET IN MY COINS? MAYBE COMSIDER GIVING ME A KEY TO MY ROOM YOUR FURFAG HOMO GO AND FUCK MY MOM FOR ALL I CARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.24724786

>>24723803
> Aldi
Sirs, here we only have Big Bazaar and Reliance Fresh

>> No.24724839

>>24723803
Dad, me and my friends are marines, i can't work simply work at a store. Do you even know what chainlink is after i've explained to you several times? ...wait dad, what are you doing there? Why are you taking of your belt?

>> No.24724876

Dad. How about you apply you’ve been unemployed for years. What are you even doing here. This is Moms house

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>>24724762