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>open a sperm bank
>guys pay money to get jacked off
>open a massage parlor
>guys pay money to get jacked off
>get arrested

???

>> No.24723642

Lol retarded

>> No.24723662

>>24723633

I’ve never been arrested getting a hand job at the parlor...

>> No.24723740

That's not how sperm banks work, but I agree that all forms of eugenics should be outlawed.

>> No.24723790

>>24723740
>That's not how sperm banks work
Uhhhhh I've got a 45 year old sperm bank worker lady to report now

>> No.24723821

>>24723790
Ok have her flash tits to prove its her then tell her story

>> No.24724079
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>>24723740

>> No.24724176

>>24723633
Fuck the retard ratio on this board is off the charts tonight

>> No.24724203

>>24724079
Goddamn China is more advanced than everyone on the planet.
Wtf are we still masturbating like monkeys and wasting sperm when we could be stroked by women in sperm farms daily?

>> No.24724393

>>24724079
No way this is real

>> No.24725247
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>>24724203
That seems like a nice idea until you account for non discriminatory practices and societal expectations.

Think about getting a haircut. The shop has a lot of attractive females working but when it's your turn, some overly friendly guy calls your name.

You've got other stuff going on and your appointment is scheduled. Not a big deal, just a haircut. And many male barbers do great work, so you get your haircut and continue your day.

Now back to the sperm bank, you either got a gay guy of a fat chick tugging on your stuff. You don't want to be hurting anyone's feelings, getting kicked out, not getting paid for your donation... the gay dude got a degree to pull on wieners so he is qualified as far as the state is concerned.

>> No.24725257

taxes
/thread

>> No.24725579

>>24725247
If the gay guy is a cute twink it's fine

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>>24723740
>That's not how sperm banks work
Well they should lmoa

>>24724079
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>24725247
>fat chick tugging on your stuff
and this is a problem?

>> No.24725844

>>24725247
>>24725609
>he doesn't want a handjob from a fat chick with big, sagging titties
What fag.

>> No.24725861

>>24725247
If I close my eyes, does it make it gay?

>> No.24726184

>not using a sperm extractor that feels better than a vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldy4LOgvUCw