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>STARTUP
>CULTURE
>FEMALE CEO
>DISRUPTIVE

Post other words or phrases like this.

>> No.24711782

>FLEXIBLE HOURS; 8AM AND 5PM MEETING EVERYDAY
>WORK LIFE BALANCE
>COMPANY CULTURE
>PASSIONATE ABOUT THE MISSION

>> No.24711836

>rockstar developer

>> No.24711859

>>24711782
Speaking of 5pm meeting, I have a meeting starting at 5 pm. Digits decide if I go.

>> No.24711878

>PEOPLE HANG OUT ON FRIDAYS
>TIGHT KNIT GROUP
>COMPANY OUTINGS AND GET TOGETHER

>> No.24711958

>BEER FRIDGE, "YOURE A SECRET not so secret ALCOHOLIC LIKE THE REST OF US RIGHT ANON?"

>> No.24712000

>>24711958
I got so fed up with this one i started saying too bad they dont give out joints too since its legal here

>> No.24712006

>>24711712
>RESILIENT
>RANGEBANNED ON BIZ BECAUSE THEY HIRED FUCKING PAJEETS AS MODS

>> No.24712997

>>24711712
>FEMALE CEO
Wait, do jobs actually post this as if it's some kind of positive about the position?

>> No.24713012 [DELETED] 

>MILLION DOLLAR IDEA

>> No.24713029

>OPERATOR
>"IM RUNNING ____insert gear queer item here__
>WELL SOF USES

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24713072

>KNOW YOUR PRIVILEGES

>> No.24713095

>>24711712
>TAMPERPROOF DIGITAL AGREEMENTS
>STORE OF VALUE
>THE FUTURE OF MONEY
>HEDGE AGAINST BAD MONETARY POLICY

OOooooOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.24713107

>HORIZONTAL ORGANIZATIONS
>FIRST NAME BASIS

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>FOOSBALL TABLE

>> No.24713164

>OPEN-DOOR POLICY

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>>24711712
>LOVELY COLLEAGUES
>GOAL ORIENTATED
>ALWAYS TRYING TO IMPROVE
>WE ARE LIKE A FAMILY

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>WE NEED FLAGS! WE NEED SECURITY AND SAFETY. WE NEED NAMES. WHY ARE WE ON 4CHAN? TO HAVE COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY!

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>so wheres customer surface

>DO YOU MEAN CUSTOMER SUCCESS?

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24713416

>One look and your're mine
Keep your eyes on me now
'Cause when the stars align
You might bring the beast out
Nowhere to run boy

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>>24711712
>WE SELL SOLUTIONS

>> No.24713573

>OUR TEAM HAS WORKED AT SOME OF THE LARGESTS FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS IN THE WORLD

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>PURPOSE
>CULTURE
>STAND-UP
>DIVERSITY
>GENDERING
>WORDING
>BIASES
>QUICK WIN
>TRANSPARENCY
>LEARNING JOURNEY
>KPIs
>T SHAPED
I could go on and on
I hate the corporate world so much that I legit find the idea of trucking more appealing to me.
Lemme give you an insight into my retarded corporation
>they decide to jam in another manager to the already existing team that worked well because of muh efficiency
>a pregnant woman gets the position
>muh statement, muh diversity
>she barely was in the office as is
>2 days a week tops where she would be available during her last trimester
>she was gone for a couple of months with no one to turn to for our team
>she comes back
>3 days a week
>mostly writes emails at subhuman hours because infant
>child constantly screeching in the background like an AMPL holder
>she just annouced that she’s pregnant again and will leave by the end of febuary
Needless to say that I’ll leave the company soon