/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24710305]

They see me rolling
They hating
Patrolling they trying to catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
My music so loud
I'm swanging
They hoping that they gon' catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Tryna catch me riding dirty

[Anonymous No.24710414]

>>24710305
So based

[Anonymous No.24710465]

>>24710305
Chainmillionaire - Riding Sergey.mp3

[Anonymous No.24710497]

>>24710414
>that pic
It’s not too late. We can still go back.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.24710748]

I'm sleeping on a billion dollars
Chainlink
I'm holdin
Oracle mania
I'm holdin
I'm sleeping on a billion dollars
And I say right about now bizness and finance

Oh no, oh Sergey, he did it, he's back
In the back of that black Maybach, tweeting
Now, blow that motherfucking Link up to the sky
La la la la la la la
Pumpin that Chainlink, you can't FUD me nothing, right?
La la la la la la la la
Make it in this bullrun and I'm riding a bankrun
Linkies, private keys, what, what? I got some
Nodes are wholesale, DeFi, usecase
Yellow BigMac car, Burger Coupon
I can make it binance margin in here we long
We up a hundred grand whenever I push a new meme
Come one, come on, there's too many shitcoins
2.8k what you want me to tell you?
Make it rain, rory cuck, go and grab an umbrella
-Ella, -ella, -ella, holy shit
So much LINK, a nigga have to shovel it
So much LINK, NEETS tax evade the Government
Now we can all shill along for the fuck of it
FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD

Hey, this is the FUD board, welcome to the FUD board
I mean, I'm postin more braps than a red board
This is a problem, this is not business
I hope reddit niggas are about to lose it
uncle, don't do it, uncle, done did it
uncle keep fuddin til you done with it
Bring them to the FUD board, show them the FUD board
Take them to the FUD board, we in the FUD board

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.24710775]

>>24710748
You gotta shill your LINK or your out
Fuck your FUD, I got a Green Frog in my house
Six million oracles to make it rain, hold up
Lunatics in my chain from Mongolia
Addicts in my thread when we roll up
And they hustle 1k not Vitaliks Ether
Fat 'cause I'm so rich, rich 'cause I'm so stink
Uzi your whole FUD, Tranny, I'm that Chud
You flow cold, but Andre flow sicker
Even Professor Juels be like, "Cronje nigger!"
Compound, Supreme Rug show
These are the niggas not hooked to nodes, hello?

Hey, this is the FUD board, welcome to the FUD board
I mean, I'm postin more poopas than a red board
This is a problem, this is not business
I hope reddit niggas are about to lose it
Nico, don't do it, Nico, done did it
Nico keep bully til you done with it
Bring them to the FUD board, show them the FUD board
Take them to the FUD board, we in the FUD board

Get 'em, Janny, just get 'em, aha
Get 'em, get on them, yes
And if they shill you off, you rangeban them, yes
And if they shill you off, you rangeban them, ow!

Hey Janny, just stop right there
Shit I don't let 'em go get the whole board clear
These Trannys act as they are not there
And their time's tickin' like an Automare
First troon pop up an' we gave them the piece
Next nigga pop up leave 'em under the sheets
C'mon Janitor you talkin' to me
Ain't nobody else runnin' these Threads Cocksucker

[Anonymous No.24710857]

>>24710305
>They see me rolling
>They hating
>Patrolling they trying to catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>My music so loud
>I'm swanging
>They hoping that they gon' catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty
>Tryna catch me riding dirty

[Anonymous No.24710904]

>>24710305
Link is visible, EPIC wouldnt be seen as it's so private

[Anonymous No.24710944]

>>24710305
somebody call that based department!!

[Anonymous No.24710955]

>>24710497
But, it is. Unless we kill them all, or the whole thing collapses, it is.

[42 No.24711080]

>>24710305

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.24711420]

The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

Dear Sergey
I bought link but I'm still a poorfag
I put my ledger, my trezor, and my private keys in my colon
I bought ico back in autumn
I'm surprised I even got em
There probably was a problem with autism or something
Sometimes I sperg out on pictures of you when I get a little bothered
But anyway fuck it
How's Jason parser?
My wife's son is about to make an oracle
If I have a node guess what I'm gonna call er
Imma call it rory
I read about bandaid solution I'm sorry
I remember when jeeves disappeared cause no one wanted em
I know you hear this everyday
But your fucking fat
You need lay off the bigmacs in the back
I have a room full of Adkins ads for you man
I like the mcchicken though that shit is a fact
Anyway I hope you make it man
Hit me back
Your still fat
Your biggest fan
This is /biz/

[Anonymous No.24711450]

Ridin' along in my automobile
Prof. Schwab beside me at the wheel
I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile
My curiosity runnin' wild
Crusin' and playin' the radio
With no particular place to go
Ridin' along in my automobile
I's anxious to tell him the way I feel
So I told him softly and sincere
And he leaned and whispered in my ear
Schwabin' more and drivin' slow
With no particular place to go

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.24711458]

The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

Dear Sergey, you still ain't released any news
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me inside the slack
You didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for Rory
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the fucking chatroom for you
For four weeks, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in november?
You said if I'd shilled for you, you would pump back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I never knew 50x gains neither
I lost money on Link instead of holding BTC or Ether
I can relate to what they're saying in the FUD
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and shitpost up
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of chainlink across the chest
Sometimes I even pump and dump to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the wojacks are such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is fake
And I respect you ‘cause you sell it
My blowup doll is jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, sergey, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like /biz/ shitposting up
You gotta email me, man
I'll be the biggest wallet you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, /biz/
P.S. We should pump together too

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.24711498]

>>24711420
>>24711458
The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

DEAR MR. I-DUMP-SEVEN-HUNDRED-THOUSAND-ON-MY-FANS
That'll be the last link I'll ever buy from your ass
It's been three years and still no grand - I don't deserve it?
I know you saw my last two posts
The reposts on your twitter that you checked
So this is my shitpost I'm sendin' you, I hope you read it
I'm on coinbase right now, I'm about to market sell
Hey Serg, dare me to do it, we still vertical?
You know that vid by Bizonacci, "Bogged?"
About that guy who coulda helped that other guy make it
But didn't, then Bog had him killed, then found another target?
That's kinda how this is; you coulda helped me make it
Now it's too late, I've tethered thousands now - I'm swinging
And all I wanted was the 4th industrial revolution
I hope you know I threw out all the memes and that I'm done
I loved you, Serg, we coulda made it together - think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your token goes to zero and you can't breathe without me
See, Serg - SHUT UP RORY I'M TRYING TO TALK
Sergey, that's your community manager in the trunk
But I didn't betray him, I just tied him up, see? I ain't like you
'Cause if you dump he'll suffer more and then he'll dump too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at coinbase now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to cash this shit out?!

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.24711555]

>>24711420
>>24711458
>>24711498
The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

Dear 4chan, I meant to update sooner, but I just been busy
Forgetting about all the idiots who trusted in me
Look, I'm really flattered you would sell your link for that
But REQ is a shit coin too
It will never hit a billion market cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the slack, I must've missed you
You must think I gave a fuck about this project after I found my waifu
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump too?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg
Im not going to buy your bags for you.
You got some issues, 4chan, I think you need some counselin'
For believing in an exit scam as if I'd keep announcin
And what's this shit about us meant to gain together?
That type of shit'll make me rich and you poor forever
I really think you and Rory need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you buy more link, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you just dump a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But 4chan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I got rich by not holding bags
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on steemit a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some linkie had pumped and drove the price up for /biz/
And kept his gains instead of selling
Then everyone dumped on his
And in the thread they found a wojack
But they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you, damn

[Anonymous No.24711562]

Why are deadbeat song writers powerfully drawn to scams?

[Anonymous No.24711600]

>>24711080
Thanks XRP you brought actual schizos to this board