How do i tell my gf im retired without telling her how much i have

[Anonymous No.24700533]

I own about 80k link

I dont work anymore quit my job, but i was studying part time for years which i graduated in summer. She thinks im gonna find a job in tech.
Idk what to tell her. I mean i know i need to despite what some faggots will say, but I definitely dont need to tell her how much or my source. What should i do?

The trouble is she thinks im going into tech and obviously there is good money there so i gotta make it obvious that i have enough money not to thinking about a long career in tech, but without giving away what i have...

[Anonymous No.24700580]

>>24700533
You just want to be a fat fuck NEET? Don't worry about it, soon you won't have a gf

[Anonymous No.24700587]

>>24700533
just tell her that you dont have to work anymore and your finances allow it. If u want to open a bit more u can say its has something to do with your investments. or you could lie abit and say you trade or something.
Iv been thinking about doing the same. How are you planning to use ur links? hold and stake?

[Anonymous No.24700607]

Get a part time job. Its not wage slaving if everything you make, you spend on toys.
Also you need to tell her you have some money. No high class girl is gonna stick around someone she thinks is a lazy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.24700628]

tell her you got a tech job working from home. its not rocket science

[Anonymous No.24700642]

>>24700533
you are so fucked.
don't say shit

[Anonymous No.24700644]

>>24700533
> 80k link
Don't worry anon your money and GF will soon be gone and your problems will be over.

[Anonymous No.24700675]

Unrealized profit. What would you do if LINK crashed?

[Anonymous No.24700680]

>>24700533
since when is owning 1million net worth retirement? Kek I make one third of that per year.

[Anonymous No.24700688]

>>24700580

I have plenty to keep my busy anon. Going to enrol into something else which i enjoy

>>24700587

This sounds casual enough and a good way to do it actually. Women are curious tho so they always pry but i will just leave it at that quite easily i think.

Selling them gradually on the way up. I know what im doing with the first 30k if all goes to plan but after that no idea. I think to stake 10k would be enough, it might be greedy to not sell more to stake it all if you have a lot more than 10k imo

[Anonymous No.24700704]

>>24700533
Sergey ffs you have most of the circulating supply not 80k... Just carry on with the link scam, most people already think you are going into tech.

[Anonymous No.24700715]

>>24700628
/thread

[Anonymous No.24700716]

>>24700680
having one million on link is a bit different mate.

[Anonymous No.24700729]

>>24700533
tell her you are doing your own thing, make something up. Coding trading bots in some niche and it's doing great so you will focus on that

[Anonymous No.24700731]

>>24700533
Tell her the truth but be smart how you tell.
Don't try to lie, it's stupid and dumbnigger shit.
Say for now you won't be working and just enjoy life for a bit.

[Anonymous No.24700786]

>>24700675

Lol i had 100k originally. Jesus. Sold at 15-20$ range

>>24700607

After working since 16-27 i’d kinda like to chill for a year or so. Im gonna enroll in a language course to learn German in spring, and its almost full time. U think thats enough for now? I dont want ti be full neet either, not for her but my own self respect

[Anonymous No.24700792]

>>24700533
>feels like he has to tell a “gf” anything

[Anonymous No.24700838]

>>24700688
well this is what iv been doing and its been working out okey. iv been working 2-4 days a week for luls and to keep me social. my new manager is really curious what i do but i refuse to tell him, funny shit. and i can see the agony on his face when i told i work for fun and not for money. lmao.

[Anonymous No.24700872]

>>24700688
The real redpill is tell everyone about it it really doesn't matter, if you're scared some mafia will attack you for your seed then you're too paranoid if you live in a 1st world country.
My parents didn't believe me and they think I talk about some runescape money.
Gf knows it but her mind can't wrap about having money and not spending it so she has the npc response where she doesn't ever talk about it like it doesn't exist (because it's not money in the bank).
Friends don't give a shit they're doing well themselves.

[Anonymous No.24700878]

>>24700731


Thats why the anons saying pretend i work from home im not sure about although i like the idea as it’s probably what i’ll tell randomers.

Coz if i do i have to potentially show her my website if i say im freelance or just pretend to be working in the future etc. She’ll probably want to see at some point what im doing

[Anonymous No.24700909]

>>24700786
you need to tell her something about your finances that allow you not to work. She doesn't what to think "oh great he doesn't want to work and he thinks I will support him". Don't tell her how much you have though.

[Anonymous No.24700920]

if you’re not comfortable telling her your finances, you should break up with her. sit down and really listen to your gut on this one.

not to say that she should be completely on board, though. expect reasonable pushback on your plans to NEET perpetually on <$1million in unrealized assets.

[Anonymous No.24700934]

>>24700786
Spare a crumb of linkies for a smelly retard? I'm white

[Anonymous No.24700951]

GF=tell nothing
Wife=tell
Be smart anon

[Anonymous No.24700976]

>>24700533
Just say you have it taken care of, don't be a pussy. There's no need for you to divulge all your information. I swear to god you white boys are pussies sometimes needing to tell your woman and friends everything or have some perfect alibi. It's cringe quite frankly. The one time you don't need to have a story.

[Anonymous No.24701015]

>>24700909

This is what im going for. Its just how to do that while still being vague to how much and my exact source. I also dont want to get into a big game of lies which grow. A very controlled static lie which stays put is fine.

Maybe i can just say that like other anon said, my finances allow it, so i dont have to work. I could also say im going to pursue my own business in software development now that i have the funds and that may be a reasonable excuse to “work from home”.
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.24701058]

YALL cringe.

If your girlfriend just graduated and said she wasn't really looking for work and just quite her part time job, everyone would be saying run and rightfully so. He needs to say his finances are good to allow this right now. She should run if he doesn't tell her anything.

[Anonymous No.24701065]

>>24701015
anon you probably need to get your testosterone levels checked

[Anonymous No.24701070]

Buy CLF retard

Fuck Link

[Anonymous No.24701089]

>>24700920
>expect reasonable pushback on your plans to NEET perpetually on <$1million in unrealized assets.

im betting that staking can give me 5-10% APY
even if its the lower end im getting 50k-100k a year with one mil. and i dont even have to realize my inital stack when i stake.

[Anonymous No.24701094]

>>24701015

Pursue starting your own business. Not a neet but she will find it great that you are using your financial freedom to make something of yourself. She wont question you.

[Anonymous No.24701122]

>>24700533
I wouldn't call it quits with just 80k LINK man.
80k x 20 = 1.6mil before tax. After tax you're gonna hurt a lot more. Then what? Either you're farming APY with stablecoins and only withdrawing interest payments or you're hunting for safe investments like GICs that yield 2-3% APY or buying safe stocks with even better dividend returns.
Are you going to be content with just 50k to 100k earnings per year?
And honestly, I'm gonna give you even more hard advice: Dump your girlfriend and find a woman who has as much or more money as you. You're young still and dosed up on hopium. This girl's gonna trap you because of your wealth if you don't smarten the fuck up. It sounds fucked but if you were a parent you would want the same advice for your child.

[Anonymous No.24701142]

>>24701058

Exactly. Just ignore those fags they are inexperienced children.
Shes a good girl and has potential but i know revealing shit ruins relationships. I also know a decent women wont stick around with a bum more than a few years. Im redpilled and know the deal.

Thats why i want to reveal it but just not the extent of it. Im not even gonna be a lazy bum, plan to go back into education or develop my own business even if its amateur.

[Anonymous No.24701153]

I'd just cash out a little bit to buy enough miners or eth to stake to cover your monthly expenses and pretend to go to work in an office you rent.

[Anonymous No.24701177]

>>24700533
my coworker left her bf because she was mad he was home all the time ( he was working from home doing graphics design or something for websites making good money) and she was pissed he was sitting around all day at home doing 1-2hrs work for 8 hrs pay , woman are so superficial

[Anonymous No.24701224]

>>24701122
>Dump your girlfriend and find a woman who has as much or more money as you. You're young still and dosed up on hopium. This girl's gonna trap you because of your wealth if you don't smarten the fuck up. It sounds fucked but if you were a parent you would want the same advice for your child.
I would never ever give my child advice like this. Literally the worst thing you could do. Holy shit. Pursue love and happiness in relationships not money.

[Anonymous No.24701233]

>>24701122

I sold 20k, for about 340k USD.
I can live decently with like 30-40k a year here. If link hasnt mooned more by 8-10 years then i accept my fate.

[Anonymous No.24701245]

>>24700951
this is a good way to put it. do you see yourself wifing her? tell her everything. no? reconsider your relationship.

and if you wouldn’t tell anybody, accept your reality and plan on being alone. otherwise, you’re in for a lot of heartache and possibly legal trouble if you marry the wrong person.

[Anonymous No.24701259]

>>24700533
just say your day trading stocks or crypto dont tell her you already made it

[Anonymous No.24701297]

>>24701122
>X20

Lol

[Anonymous No.24701380]

>>24701177

Kek. Shes a fuck head. But even if i “work from home” i’ll likely rent small shared or single office space just to get out the house, and nicer if i make it big.

>>24701122

Thanks but this is all nothing i havent thought of. She has a very good job, and i picked a more “homely” women intentionally this time.
As for Link, i plan to sell on the way up to 1k. If i have 10mm alone which i can pit into stonks, the rest of my link frankly doesnt even matter. Loads of options. If link doesnt break 100$ ever still can live comfy. Im not greedy. First bought btc in 2013. Learned my lessons about selling on the way up. I just hope sergey pulls through. This all feels like a dream still.

[Anonymous No.24701387]

>>24700533
say you work from home and keep trading

[Anonymous No.24701399]

>>24701224
That's because you're still a child. You want your kid to end up with the best partner he can have instead of a gold digging retard that contributes nothing to his ascension to better status and wealth.
When your kid ends up dating and marrying the village whore you're gonna be there clapping and cheering him/her on? When you know your kid is dating someone who will end up ruining him/her you're just gonna say "lol good luck i wish you the best" or are you going to try and talk some sense into your kid?
I was too young and naive to listen to my parents when I was in my 20s and almost threw my life away with some white trash bitch. She immediately got pregnant after me and is a single mom now. They were right the whole time.

[Anonymous No.24701411]

>>24700580
wagecuck loser

[Anonymous No.24701503]

>>24701380
I see. I assumed you meant you were gonna cash out now. Good luck dude. I've only got a small LINK stack but I hope it does make it to 100+ lol
Nexo gives you 5% APY on LINK btw, more if you buy their token. Only if you're okay with the risk.

[Anonymous No.24701605]

>>24701259
Then he has to sit all day in the 'office' when he could be out roller skating

[Anonymous No.24701629]

>>24701399
poor or normal dosnt equal bad and whore. that is some fucked up mentality. wealth is not a character trait and it literally should not matter when u choose your partner.
im literally the same guy when i was poor.

[Anonymous No.24701655]

>>24701399
>his ascension to better status and wealth
iv had enough this bullcrap from my parent which is literally all they could think of. its not a way to raise a happy children nor have a happy fulfilling life.

[Anonymous No.24701685]

>>24700533
you actually have to sell at some point anon otherwise youre lying to yourself

[Anonymous No.24701703]

imagine thinking you need to explain anything to a woman in the form of words ever

[Anonymous No.24701737]

>>24701655

No. You dont have to do exactly as he said but you are blue pilled and destined to get fucked and used if you think you can tell any bitch about ur wealth just because you “love her”.
Put it this way: hes just saying be careful. Hes not necessarily saying you can only go for smart rich women. Hes saying dont be a retard and think it will all be fine just because you love a women.

[Anonymous No.24701739]

Buy some website or online shop and run it for 2h daily and say her thats your business

[Anonymous No.24701847]

>>24700951

you dont tell any woman and surely not the own wife. that is the worst you could ever do!!

>inb4 use your brain

[Anonymous No.24701913]

>>24701380
I presume you want to have kids, if so run a halo effect of a couple of big purchases and nice experiences for a few months so she really feels the oxytocin. The delta between her current state and how she feels 6 months later will be a strong factor in her going with the baby program instead of the hunting your possible successor. Women only care about money when their man can't physically take care of them, if they're feeling they can't upgrade they'll stick around. If she doesn't know how much you've got, but that you seem to able to make nice things happen, she won't ask. The asking is when she's starting to do x/2 calculations...

[Anonymous No.24701915]

>>24701411
>wagecuck loser
I'm an entrepreneur faggot.

[Anonymous No.24701944]

Like others said, 2mil before taxes is not enough to chill for life.
This is the genuine pro-tip: Spend some time to identify what you want to do to create "value". Value can be a lot of things. Farming, carpentry, tech startup, charity work, music, teaching etc etc etc. Find what you love doing, and focus your energy on it. Answering that question can take months or years. But you have time to explore.
So when your discuss with your girlfriend, just say your interests have "shifted", and you are into X now. As long as you don't become a useless couch potato, she'll be happy with it. Just be thoughtful, proactive and considerate.

[Anonymous No.24702056]

>>24700934
Get banned.

[Anonymous No.24702150]

>>24702056
I didnt post an address retard, it was satire

[Anonymous No.24702263]

>>24702150
He's OK Jannies. Don't ban him, he's white.

[Anonymous No.24702313]

>>24702263
>:(

[Anonymous No.24702374]

>>24700680
If you live frugally you can retire for life on dividends from 1-2 million.

[Anonymous No.24702546]

>>24700533
You've posted this before already. And someone said something which I think you need to see again: Why the fuck are you in a relationship with someone you can't be honest with

[Anonymous No.24702573]

>>24702374
Do you know that you will want to live frugally in 10 years? What about 20 years? What if you decide to have a family with 2+ kids?
Don't think like a 20 year old child, please.

[Anonymous No.24702625]

tell her nothing and use her toothbrush to clean the toilet

[Anonymous No.24702723]

Just tell her you sell drugs

[Anonymous No.24702768]

>>24702573
So let's say $70-100k after taxes per year from dividends is not enough for you? Lmao what the fuck

[Anonymous No.24702976]

>>24702768
It depends on your lifestyle. You cannot assume that you will still be living in a LCOL area in ten years. This board is global so I shouldn't assume where you are from but 100k is quite restrictive for a family of four in many "quality areas". Also, assuming 5% dividend on 1.5m is 75,000 before taxes. Yeah...
I understand most of this board is very young, but try to appreciate that your life, needs and desires can and most likely _will_ change dramatically over the span of a decade or two. 1.5 million USD is a great buffer to explore what you "actually" want to do in a stress-free way.

[Anonymous No.24703127]

>>24700533
Just break up with her, faggot.

[Anonymous No.24703455]

>>24702768

It is for you?

Also you wont get that much and certainly not risk free

[Anonymous No.24703585]

>>24700533
Tell her you work at home

[Anonymous No.24703852]

>>24700976
> you white boys
Assuming you’re non-white, I’d imagine your black or Hispanic friends and family would come looking for gibs even more than white families.

[Anonymous No.24704126]

Holy shit OP, do not tell her anything. Just say you have a work from home job and spend 4 hours a day studying or working for yourself on the computer.

Most women do not understand money at all so all that will happen is she will try to get you to buy her shit, she will stop trying hard to learn, and she will probably get you to sell your stuff.

99% of women will get very greedy as soon as they learn you have money. They want a 50k diamond ring, fancy vacations, new car etc because hollywood has sold them the idea that's what "rich" people do.

She's just going to get butthurt when you dont do those things for her. And you better fucking not because you'll be the world's biggest cuck if you do.

Here's my advice: do not tell her for at least 7 years. If she sticks with you for 7 years without asking too many questions, you can let down your guard.

The ONLY exception to this rule is if you are with a woman who is pulling in 100-150k+ at good tech job or medical job etc. Basically she has her own money and shit.

This is your only warning, do not fuck this up or you will regret it for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.24704415]

WFH Node Operator for a blockchain network. Simple.

[Anonymous No.24704487]

>>24700786
You're gonna quit your job after making 100k? Are you retarded? You need way more than that for this to be sustainable. At BEST you'll make 14k a year. Pathetic

[Anonymous No.24704520]

>>24700580
there's so much cope in so few words it's hard not to feel sorry for you

[Anonymous No.24704563]

>>24700680
you must be unironically retarded if you make $350k a year and still struggle to retire
my NETWORTH is 1/3 of your SALARY and i have never worked a day in my life

[Anonymous No.24704616]

>>24700680
Do you plan to live in space with 50 lambos? I can retire on 500k

[Anonymous No.24704654]

>>24700580
Fag simp. Losers like you who put pussy on the pedestal will always remain incels. Seethe

[Anonymous No.24704820]

>>24701503
Fuck off Simeon

[Anonymous No.24704852]

>>24700533
>has literal retirement money
>afraid to tell gf
>making up petty lies

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the anatomy of a cucked faggot

[Anonymous No.24705323]

>>24700533
get a seperate bank account with like 10k and show her it, keep the rest hidden. Get a part time job at like apple or something

[Anonymous No.24705410]

>>24700533
i know a person who made it in the last bull run and quit his job to NEET. he's kept his gf on the hook with the wfh lie