/wfh/ - Another day in paradise doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.24674266]

>be me “working” from home
>watching movies, shitposting on biz, and sending the odd email.
>get a call from the CEO out of the blue.
>ivebeenmade.gif
>”hi anon. I hope everything is going well, just wanted to let you know we’re really happy with your work, we’re giving you a $7k raise”
>proceed to chat with CEO about how to take advantage of low interest rates
>go back to doing absolutely nothing

Never before have I been paid so much for doing so little.

[Anonymous No.24674283]

>>24674266
I forgot to mention that he also told me that we will be /wfh/ permanently.

[Anonymous No.24674320]

Absolutely based. Working overnight as a pharmacist now but I worked from home over the summer and never made so much for doing so little, I hope to get back to that someday

[Anonymous No.24674757]

>>24674266
Based. I finished season 1 of the shield today. Bought some BTC and RLC between episodes.

[Anonymous No.24675637]

>>24674266
Very based. I have to come into the office once a week to do server work, but otherwise I will be permanently at home 3-4 times a week now.

[Anonymous No.24676042]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I NEED A FUCKING JOB WHAT THE FUCK I HATE BEING POOR IM NOT FUCKING DUMB AND I HAVE A SEC+ WHY TF CANT I GET EVEN A STUPID ASS HELPDESK JOB WTF
Pic rel is me I live in Florida and have applied to 100+ help desk and jr sys admin jobs

[Anonymous No.24676217]

Bros... I’m scared the vaccine will end my comfy wfh gig

[Anonymous No.24676249]

>>24676042
change your name to Pajeet "Sanchez" Rajastan, boom, instant microsoft executive offers.

[Anonymous No.24676266]

>>24676042
Your summary frankly sucks, you need more info about yourself. An employer should be able to read only the summary and get a general gist. Put your Experience next, skills should be after education honestly. And your skills should be more explained. GPU/Linux is so broad its worthless, talk about specific OS stuff.
You should also take away the activities entirely, that can be apart of a cover letter but its not needed on a resume.
Lastly Im assuming you're still in college, you should list relevant classes you've taken that apply to the field that youre applying to. Employers know students resumes will be thin, its important to list classes you've taken to round yourself out as a candidate. Also go to your schools career services and have them look at the resume.

[Anonymous No.24676328]

>>24676217
You have allergies fren. You can't get the vaccine!!!

[Anonymous No.24676346]

Hello bros, I hope you are using me to cuck any 'away' monitoring systems your employers use

[Anonymous No.24676351]

>>24676042
your resume looks kinda lame bro

do bullet points for your tasks/work responsibility. doesnt look good in the paragraph

put skills at the bottom and flesh out your experience, what the fuck does routine maintenance mean? what solutions did you design to improve productive capabilities of essential components? what were the other machinery?

[Anonymous No.24676387]

>>24676346
I just open a word doc and put a coffee mug on my keyboard

[Anonymous No.24676403]

Loaded CLF at the bottom

[Anonymous No.24676446]

>>24676346
Sorry mate. I use digispark. Hardware solution to your problem. No monitoring software can detect it.

[Anonymous No.24676468]

>>24674266
Busy day today. I actually did 2 hrs work, feel exhausted

[Anonymous No.24676498]

Wish I had a job like this, lads. I can get away with doing nothing for maybe 2-3 days tops and then people start getting on my shit about deadlines, commitments, yadda yadda ya.

I've been sending my resume to just about every software company in the state but it's tough to find a job out there. Got pretty far in a couple interviews but ultimately didn't get hired.

[Anonymous No.24676511]

Daily check in to the comfy thread

[Anonymous No.24676542]

>>24674266
Friendly reminder that this is larping to piss off actual wagies that have to work and NEETS as well.

[Anonymous No.24676600]

>>24676542
Cope

[Anonymous No.24676715]

>>24676542
No I’m literally in bed browsing biz while getting paid. I could do this all day and it would be fine. WFH is great

[Anonymous No.24676809]

>>24676542
Not a larp - I could do this too but I don't because I have terrible boundaries and it would make me feel bad

[Anonymous No.24676980]

>>24676042
Your resume is really poorly written anon. “A in Calculus”? Wtf kek
Unironically go on Reddit and get this thing critiqued into the ground and rebuild it. There are good Latex resume templates that will help with formatting. Your skills and knowledge are probably fine but your resume is shit. You can make it 10x better in like a day or two.

[Anonymous No.24677003]

>>24676542
It doesn’t piss me off, it just makes me depressed and hate my job even more. However, it kind of gives me hope. A few anons have given me advice on wfh jobs/careers to look into

[Anonymous No.24677075]

>>24676542
lmao

I'm a software engineer in a "technical lead" position making $150k and I do maybe a few hours of actual work per week

[Anonymous No.24677108]

>>24676042
Anon you have so many grammar mistakes. Fix that first, it doesn’t look good

[Anonymous No.24677368]

>>24676980
Alright, you got any recommendations for where I should go? I knew it was bad but I didn't think it was that bad, my dad (whos also my boss) said he never looks at resumes and that I need to pester these people in person but idk.

[Anonymous No.24677444]

>>24676266
I actually dropped out my sophomore year to trade shitcoins in 2018 and only started going again right before corona so I keep my major up there cause I thought it would make me look smart

[Anonymous No.24677765]

>>24676542
Not larping but it definitely is trolling wagies. Deal with it. In the four hours I've been "working" today all I did was send an email bitching about my paycheck to make it look like I'm doing something at all. There's actually no problem with my pay but if I don't make it look like there's something wrong, people might catch on that I haven't done shit since July. Later this afternoon I'm going to go eat ramen at the trendy place downtown and read japanese novels. I deserve a treat for sending an email today.

[Anonymous No.24677965]

>>24674266
comfiest threads on /biz/

[Anonymous No.24678015]

>>24677075
>tech lead
Stop inviting me to pointless meetings

[Anonymous No.24678101]

>>24676542
Cope

[Anonymous No.24678125]

>>24677368
/r/resumes I think is a good start
There are a lot of grammar and formatting inconsistencies, you’re gonna have to start over but it won’t be hard.

[Anonymous No.24678712]

Oh, what will I be doing today, you ask?

Well, I'll be enjoying the NYC snow falling outside my window, sending maybe an email or two if I can be bothered. Then I'll respond to this chick on Insta so she can come over tonight and we can fuck. But not before I order takeout delivered to my apartment while I play some guitar and video games.

But also while I'm making 125k/year for nothing.

[Anonymous No.24679397]

>>24678712
Boomer here, is insta replacing dating apps?

[Anonymous No.24679857]

>>24674266
>Wake up at 10 every morning
>take a 1hr shower
>respond to 5 emails
>that's all my work for the day
>watch movies and play vidya while shitposting on /biz/
I can't believe I get 6 figures for this shit

[Anonymous No.24680129]

>>24678125
Alright ill go there, maybe try something with latex

[Anonymous No.24680276]

STAKING OR BUST

[Anonymous No.24680699]

>>24676542
careful with the copium wagie, don't make me talk with your boss