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Anyone else experienced this? After getting into crypto, I suddenly don't care about women nearly as much. It's like my sex drive has been replaced with an autistic single-minded obsession with increasing my portfolio.

It's pretty comfy desu

>> No.2467162

Selfbump for omega male syndrome

>> No.2467265

No I'm trying to make money through cryptos so I can afford one.

>> No.2467351
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2467351

>>2467073
yup that's why rich old guys let young black guys back their wives into orgasm-comas

it's actually not being a cuckold at that point, you're like above it all
it's like that scene with doctor manhatten when his clones are gangbanging his girlfriend whilst he works on his project
he's just above it all

>> No.2467373

>>2467073
my dad's advice:
women, don't give a fuck about them and mean it
men hit prime in 30-50, women 15-35.
we will get rich off crypto and have our pick

>> No.2467403

i can't focus at my wagecuck job

knowing i can make a month's worth of wages with one refresh of my blockfolio kills it, i can't wait to achieve financial independence and leave for good

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>>2467351
Good one faggot

>> No.2467405

>>2467073
I got diagnosed with tinitus and I found autistic crypto traiding as my cure.
Hostel IRL would be fun, too.

>> No.2467423

>>2467373
I was a disfunctional drug addicted autist until 27. It was like I just woke up one day and I was worried about stability and good living. Now I'm pretty well off and dating a hottt nude model. Dudes dad was right.

>> No.2467459

>>2467373
>yeah, i'm a cryptomillionaire
>what's that
>it's uh...cryptocurrency
>oh i've never heard of that
>well it's digital currency. i made some investments and now i'm kind of a big deal
>so it's not dollars?
>it is and it isn't. it can be
>ok so are you a millionaire or not?
>why are we even talking about money?
>i dunno you brought it up
>well i shouldn't have.

>> No.2467544

>>2467459
This with literally every fucking plebbit who doesn't even know what an altcoin is

>> No.2467578

>>2467544
get used to it goy. you're going to be having that same conversation for the next couple years.

>> No.2467597

>>2467459
How this conversation would actually go:
>im a cryptomillionaire
>a what?
>you know bitcoin?
>I think Ive heard of it
>yeah I have millions of dollars in that
Everyone has heard of bitcoins. They dont know what ethereum or the blockchain or any altcoin is, but they've heard of bitcoin.

>> No.2467606

>>2467073
It's called not having testosterone

>> No.2467607

>>2467073
I only used to visit 4chan for /gif/ to masturbate but then I happened upon biz and now only moons give me a boner. i think I fucked up my sex drive

>> No.2467628

>>2467597
i'm not a wizard man. level of interest and depth of questioning will vary. anyone who's actually interested in how you're wealthy will want to know more, and you'll resent anyone who just handwaves your riches as buttcoins and moves on to something else.

>> No.2467975

>>2467351
Only a Canadian would bring up cuckoldry in biz

>> No.2467992

>>2467073
bitcoin made me sober. at least for the time being.

>> No.2468011

>>2467403
Same. Blockfolio was like crack in May. Every refresh brought more gains. Every day, another 1000 or sometimes 2000 dollars.

April and May were awesome.

>> No.2468052

>>2467073

As a female, I know what you mean. All of a sudden I've lost interest in so many of my old useless preoccupations: vidya, tv/movies, surfing /pol/ and reddit.

Wasn't looking for a bf to begin with but I notice my celebrity crushes have gone way down.

>> No.2468117

>>2467597
more like
>whats up babygirl?
>do I know you?
>ya bitch i'm the guy who has 3 ethereums
>oh my god just fuck me now

>> No.2468134

>>2467073
BEAN'D

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>>2468052
You know the rules roastie.

>> No.2468174

>>2467597
i have collegues (male) aged 20-30, that have never heard of cryptos and don't understand it at all. could imagine that womyn will be more impresed if i had a lamborghini with a stash filled with gold bullions.

>> No.2468183

>>2467073
The richer you become, the more you become aware that women are *entitled* to 50% of your shit when they leave you for the next man.

>> No.2468184

>>2467351
a culture that puts net worth "above" healthy relationships is a suicidal one.

you can't say you're better than everyone if you find it hard to deal with people or get your dick up. you're not dr. manhatten if you fail in the ways he fails.

>> No.2468248

>>2468184

Stay poor lmao

>> No.2468521

>>2468052
>a girl from /pol/
NOT A DRILL, BOYS! GET IN HERE. WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THIS ONE

>> No.2468539

>>2468052
>blah blah I'm a grill blah blah
Fuck off roastie

>> No.2468554

>>2468248
poor people don't have good relationships either, they put drugs and food above everything else.

>> No.2468569

Idk, about you guys but this just make me want to fuck mad girls.

>> No.2468597

>>2468183
You have a woman and you carry her for 20 years. Pretty soon all she knows how to do is make good sandwiches. She's out on the streets when you break up and he sandwich skills won't get her far.

How else should it be? Maybe don't marry someone who can only make sandwiches you beta cuck.

>> No.2468603

>>2467073
Chances are your sitting in front of your PC more and masturbating profusely so your motivation to pursue actual women is plummeting.

>> No.2468655

>>2468183
>>2468597
Separation of Property, friends. That's the idea.

>> No.2469049

>>2467351
Wrong As Usual, these were not clones these ARE him, see the full picture Friend .

>> No.2469068

>>2468052
Marry me!

>> No.2469089

>>2467073

jup

>> No.2469438

>>2467073
yup. I also tried to get a buddy to put a few thousand into ETH at around $40, but he couldn't because his wife wouldn't fucking let him, now he's on suicide watch after seeing my $125k portfolio. fuck women.

>> No.2469447

>>2468052
>as a female

Gtfo faggot

>> No.2469463

>>2469438
Fuck, mate. I don't have that irrational hate against females but, all these stories I hear about wives and lost money makes me feel bad...

>> No.2469473

>>2467351
>>2467073
>>2467373
>>2468183
>>2469438

Rich guys can also fuck 10/10 escorts when and where they want to. Hookers are really convenient. Example:
>be me abroad for a project
>working in my hotel room
>hmm let's take a break soon, I just want to cum in a woman's mouth
>1h later she knocks on the door
>I fuck her and cum buckets in her mouth
>a few minutes later she's outa here
>continue to work
>feelsgoodman.jpg

That's basically the life of rich people (hint: you don't need to be super rich to aford that).

>> No.2469499

>>2469438
Yeah im in the same boat as ur mate not that bad though but still woulda been up a few thous

>> No.2469515

>>2469438
Hahahaha women are cancer

>> No.2469554

>>2469463
Also, never marry a South American ex-prostitute. I know a guy (pretty rich back then, having a huge shop in a centric zone paying 3000€ monthly for the rent, enjoying expensive travels and diving experiences, driving a BMW M3... that kind of things). After a serious medical issue that woman took control of all his money, and isolated him from all his friends and family.

>> No.2469560

>>2467073
My girlfriend cheated on me last week and ive made 1k since
Not looking back desu

>> No.2469588

fuck bitches, get money

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>> No.2469735

>>2469601
this

>> No.2470545

>>2469473
Find a roastie fwb, do it for free.

>> No.2470551

>>2467073
Sounds like your meds are destroying you're sex drive.

>> No.2470581

>>2467423
>>>2467373
>I was a disfunctional drug addicted autist until 27. It was like I just woke up one day and I was worried about stability and good living.
Iktf
Addicted to opiates 12 years. Woke up one day said no more opiates, no more cigarettes. Now focused on self improvement and its working out great.

>> No.2470609

>>2468052
Fake + gay

>> No.2470670

>>2470545
if you can afford it, you're better off with professionals

roastie fwb is for poor nocoiners

>> No.2470717

>>2468148
>>2468539
>>2469447
>>2470609

It's okay, I hate women too. I'm not like other girls, I'm different. I can't relate to most females so I consider myself agender. But I can't really relate to guys either; I'm unique, like a snowflake. ;-)

>> No.2470771
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>>2470717

>> No.2470860

>>2470717
just play by the rules or gtfo

>> No.2471178

>>2470717
So you're an autistic tumblrina? With short hair.

>> No.2471192

>>2467073
Yeah but that's because I'm married, not because of crypto.

>> No.2471302

>>2471178

I have very long hair, never visited tumblr. Probably a little bit autistic.

Why don't yall keep your sexism on the containment nsfw boards? I'm just interested in talking about trading crypto like anyone else. OP was the one who brought gender into it.

>> No.2471352

>>2471302

9/10 of the people here are virgins and have been ingrained with virulent sexism by 4chan.

Dudes who can't get laid or who got burned and have no grip on reality. I'm not going to say what you should do but if I were a woman I wouldn't engage with such cancerous souls

>> No.2471391

>>2471302
you were bragging being grill
we do not like grills on these boards you know

just pretend being a bitbean bagholding faggot on suicide watch and people will at least laugh at you

protip: 99.9% of this board is lies and pretending

>> No.2471401

>>2471302

go back to the kitchen woman
this board is for serious biznessmen only

>> No.2471403

>>2467975
S A V E D

>> No.2471404

>>2471352
>Dudes who can't get laid or who got burned and have no grip on reality.
How is that not having a grip on reality? They've literally been rejected by society because of who they are, and you expect them to just accept it?

>> No.2471844

>>2468052
Most guaranteed slide tech, every year and counting

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>>2469438
>>2469515
>>2471401

>> No.2472271

Told my gf I made about 60k$ last month and shes pressuring me to sell.

>> No.2472287

>>2472271

>disclosing your specific wealth to others

don't ever do this, you can allude to it though

>> No.2472768

>>2472271

I've made so much money just hodl-ing ethereum.

I thought about recommending investing in it to my siblings but I figure they'd be negative about it. It *is* a risk. Plus I don't want to tell them how much money I have so they don't ask me to give them some.

>> No.2472803

>>2472271
She didn't have the investing skills to tell you to buy, but now she thinks she has the investing skills to tell you to sell? sell when you want to, not when some clueless girl tells you to

>> No.2472822

>>2467073
yeah all i care about is my portfolio gains. i havent jacked off in 2 weeks i dont think. i dont even care about sex anymore. the only thing that gets my dick hard is seeing huge gainz

>> No.2472830

>>2471302
>yall
Go back to Alabamarama

>> No.2473178

>>2470717
Prove you are a female. Don't even show tits, just your feminem arm or something with timestamp.

>> No.2473224

>>2469473
Or rather

>Drive up with lambo

Dont forget to clean vagina juice off the car. You should love your lambo the most.

>> No.2473276

>>2467459
Mentioning money to women.

It's like you want to get married to a gold digger so that she can pop out a crotch fruit and divorce you, talking half your shit.

>> No.2473284

>>2468117
This is good for 2017, but next year it's gonna be

>Yo, bitch get over here and sit on my dick
>Excuse me?
>Come on ho don't play, I'm that guy that owns .00001 BNT
>Where do you want me?

>> No.2473311

>>2467073
Lol i have this to it feels very comfy indeed. Havent even fapped in 3 days.

>> No.2473352
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>>2470717
>I consider myself agender

>> No.2473396

>>2467073
Not having successful offsprings is the ultimate beta sign.
If you have no successful kids you are garbage.
Everything else is in service of that. Gains that last generations are the ultimate gains.

>> No.2473431

>>2471404

If you're such a bitch you can't adapt yourself to the world to get a girlfriend, you deserve to be lambasted on the internet and suffer irl. You aren't entitled to anything, sure people are shitty and a of memes about women are true to an extent but it goes both ways, whether you are a Chad or a shitlord.

If you want a valuable partner that is worth having you have to have some value.

>> No.2473493

>>2467073
No. My sex drive is high as ever and my girlfriend is supportive of my Cypto trading. Sounds like you never get pussy to begin with, and now "crypto trading" is your coping cop-out from the dating pool.