/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24646231]

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Dennis's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

[Anonymous No.24646241]

Nah cunt I'm making money

[Anonymous No.24646265]

Now that covid made work from home more appealing than office work, these people will be the first to be laid off and it'll be wonderful.
You'll (all the tech bros who think they're irreplaceable) will be next though, as they hire teams of pajeets for 1/4 the amount.

[Anonymous No.24646403]

HEY RICK HOW THE HELL ARE YA?
LETS FINALLY GOING ON THAT FISHING TRIP SOON -- JUST GOTTA CLEAR IT WITH THE OL BALL AND CHAIN. YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE YEAH RIGHT !!! LOL. HOWS THAT OLD MUSTANG OF YOURS HOLDING UP STILL LEAEKING OIL LIKE A FAUCET I TOLD YOU TO BUY JAPANESE HELL WHEN ARE THE ISRAELIS GOING TO START MAKING CARS ILL BUY ONE IN A HEARTBEAT. TELL THAT TROUBLE MAKING SON OF YOURS HI FOR ME LOL HOW IS HE DOING AT OHIO STATE IS HE WEARING HIS MASK TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE FISHING TRIP. LETS HAVE A SIX PACK OF THE GOOD OLD MILLER HIGH LIFE SOON LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE WE HAD TO DEAL WITH NAGGING WIVES AND POCKET DRAINING KIDS HAHA BYE RICK
CHUCK
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2003 Toyota RAV-4
2005 Toyota Camry
Women want me... fish fear me!

[Anonymous No.24646493]

>We're not trying to boil the ocean here
I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING TO USE THIS ONE
I HAVE A MEETING IN A COUPLE HOURS WISH ME LUCK BROS

[Anonymous No.24646516]

>>24646493
Someone unironically used it in a meeting I was in the other day, almost lost it lmao

[Anonymous No.24646528]

>>24646231
Here is my poop in a tupperware for you

[Anonymous No.24646559]

>>24646241
Stay in your containment thread clf tranny

[Anonymous No.24646606]

>>24646231
can you change the north star if you enter Glitch into the equation?

[Anonymous No.24646624]

I hate boomers so fucking much
they live in a shadow world of delusion

[Anonymous No.24646667]

>>24646516
God I'm jealous. I've been trying to find an opportunity for weeks now and I think I finally have it. All these Gen Xers won't know what hit em.

[Anonymous No.24646721]

>>24646516
I've never had to suffer that management speak but I think if I had to sit through it now I'd wither and die. The thought is awful. Don't you find yourself falling asleep when these people are talking? If I have to sit through uninspiring crap like that for ages I suddenly feel really sleepy and it's a struggle to keep my eyes open. Florescent office lighting doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.24646733]

> definitely some synergy effects here allowing us to tap into that blue ocean market
> lets get not get that marketing myopia here
> this will enable us to cross the chasm into the mainstream market

[Anonymous No.24646735]

>>24646624
Anon you must become the boomer. Crack open a nice monster ultra and relax, shoot the shit.

[Anonymous No.24646916]

>>24646721
>Don't you find yourself falling asleep when these people are talking?
Bring a pad of paper and pen with you. The key is not to actually doodle, but to write things so it looks like you're paying attention. However, you can write whatever you want. I often write shopping lists and plans for after work down. Sometimes I outline what I think would be a cool story. One time I got really autistic and calculated a pattern for optimal city placement in Civilization III. That was really close to doodling but there was nobody who could see my pad of paper so I was safe.

If the meeting is virtual it's even easier, just pretend your camera is broken or you can't make it work. Do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.24646932]

Mission Critical

[Anonymous No.24646991]

Boomers won't be so smug when they're in wheelchairs and shitting in bags

Just a few more minutes, I can wait

[Anonymous No.24647043]

>>24646403
CHUCK ITS RICK I JUST LOOKED AT MY EMAIL AND SAW YOUR EMAIL SOUNDS GOOD EXCEPT NANCY HAS A LIST OF HONEY DOS THAT I HAVE TO DO BEFORE WE GO TO THE MARINA TONIGHT I TELL YOU WHAT WHY DONT YOU CALL ME THIS AFTERNOON AND LEAVE A VOICE MAIL I JUST CLEARED THE TAPE AGAIN SO I WILL HEAR IT WE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT AND LEAVE YOUR DAMN JAP CAR IN THE GARAGE THE LODGE WONT ALLOW FOREIGN CARS IN THE PARKING LOT YOU KNOW BETTER
CHUCK
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Bless our troops, especially our snipers!
1996 Ford F250 7.3L
1969 Ford Mustang

[Anonymous No.24647092]

>>24647043
>>24646403
lolling at these

[Anonymous No.24647099]

>>24646493
I remember you from the previous thread, good luck bro

[Anonymous No.24647218]

>>24647099
THANKS BRO MY NORTH STAR HASN'T CHANGED I'M GONNA SYNERGIZE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MEETING