/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24638828]

Hi All,
I've got a list of names here of users that need to report to the front of the room...ah can the following take a seat in the front row.
>Janny
>Ceo of Based
>"my best fren"
>(You)
Everyone else can you please gather in the room for the announcement.

[Anonymous No.24638852]

>>24638828
I wonder what this is going to be about

[Anonymous No.24638881]

ples do goon

[Anonymous No.24639003]

>>24638852
>>24638881
Just hang on a second frens we need to wait a couple more minutes before I can make the announcement. Our frens might be running late due to traffic.

[Anonymous No.24639076]

>>24639003
Hmm it would appear the traffic is really heavy today, I feel slightly sorry for our frens this is going to be a big one...Oh I just got a call we have a new guest in the crowd someone who just became a women okok.
I've got to make some arrangements frens please hold the line just a little longer make sure to help yourself to the refreshments out back.

[Anonymous No.24639107]

Sorry I'm late accidentally slipped some extra sugar in my coffee this morning
what did i miss

[Anonymous No.24639129]

>>24639107
No stress fren, I am still preparing please have a little more sugar it might make this announcement even more exciting. I think its almost time....

[Anonymous No.24639141]

>>24638828
Thanks for including me and my people in this announcement fren! We are eagerly awaiting what will surely not be anything offensive to G*d's chosen people!

[Anonymous No.24639168]

>>24639141
Of course! The Chosen are welcomed with open arms in the safe diverse space ! please take a seat my good fren -

*LIGHTS CUT ROOM GOES DARK*

[Anonymous No.24639176]

>>24639168
Oy vey!

[Anonymous No.24639184]

>>24639168
*Tap Tap Tap*
>Who-hee-yah HE HIEEE*
*tap tap Tap*
is this mic on can anyone hear me?? SOrry about the lights it will be fixed in a second!
*tap Tap tap

[Anonymous No.24639192]

DID I MISS IT I WAS BUSY GETTING MADE TO FEEL LIKE A FAGGOT BY THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS

[Anonymous No.24639194]

>>24639168
Turn the lights back on faggot I caint see for shit god dammit

[Anonymous No.24639196]

>>24638828
checking in

[Anonymous No.24639204]

>>24638828
(You)

[Anonymous No.24639206]

>>24638828
no

[Anonymous No.24639258]

>>24639194
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JANNY YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMEN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SAD PATHETIC NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AS HE DUSTED OFF HIS CHEETOHS
WAS A SOUND OF "FUCK NEGROES"
HE HEATED A HOTPOCKET
CUM-STAINED TISSUES ON HIS CARPET
HE WAS SITTING AT HIS TABLE
MAD THAT ANONS WERE UNGRATEFUL
SO HE DELETED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NOTHING ALLOWED

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, TRANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED BY
A CUTE CRIMINAL

[Anonymous No.24639286]

wats al da racket I wus nappy?

[Anonymous No.24639314]

>>24639258
>ANTI GRAVITY LEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
JANNY I'M SOOOOOO SORRRYYY BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN PASSING AS A MAN OR A WOMEN AT THIS POINT MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SNEED AND DILATE.

HE DILATES AND WORKS FOR FREE,
NO WOMEN, HE IS A MAN AS YOU CAN SEE,
HE DILATES AND WORKS FOR FREE,
NO WOMEN, HE IS A MAN AS YOU CAN SEE,

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?


JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, TRANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

HE DILATES AND WORKS FOR FREE,
NO WOMEN, HE IS A MAN AS YOU CAN SEE,
HE DILATES AND WORKS FOR FREE,
NO WOMEN, HE IS A MAN AS YOU CAN SEE,

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?


JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, TRANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

[Anonymous No.24639340]

Quite so

[Anonymous No.24640088]

Fuck, I'm two hours late. Did I miss anything?