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>another day
>another tinder match unmatched me after saying Hey

>> No.24627433

>>24627393
Just lose the autism and buy some linkies fren

>> No.24627459

Why do you give in and install the app when you could tell the world to go fuck itself?

>> No.24627481

>>24627459
im lonely
>>24627433
i already got linkies but im bored now

>> No.24627488

>>24627393
Stack up on API3, wait for the goldenmoon EOY and then buy all the pussy you ever need.

>> No.24627510

>>24627393
diversify your portfolio.

>> No.24627520

>>24627481
Go play an online game with social features or go to one of those bars that doesn't give a fuck about the shutdown orders.

>> No.24627521
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>>24627393

>> No.24627523

Maybe say more than hey, faggot.

>> No.24627544

>>24627393
>he's still wasting his time with unfaithful thots
ngmi

>> No.24627579

>>24627523

This, you retard. Women care about personality and dgaf attitude.

>> No.24627580

Based. Even escorts ghost my "hey" often. Although i did get a chance to fuck a pornstar today.

>> No.24627623

>>24627393
>Match with girl on tinder
>She says "hey"
>Reply, "hey, how's it going?"
>*unmatched*
Why are women like this?

Also, I did meet my current gf on tinder 2 years ago, and so far she's been everything I could hope for. Hope it works out, anon

>> No.24627673

>>24627393
tinder is like sifting through a truckload of shit to find a piece of gold

>> No.24627675

Gotta be clever, a “hey” is so low effort it sets a tone for the rest of the conversation. They matched so they likely thought you were physically a match. Also make sure you put effort into your actual page. I met my girlfriend of 5 years and she liked that my bio told a lot about myself without being douchey or acting like a hot shot.

>> No.24627694

>>24627623
Girls aren't on these apps looking for a conversation. Just ask them your place or mine?

>> No.24627749

instead of saying "hey" try "I can't wait to impregnate you"

>> No.24627822
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24627822

>>24627694
This is cringe dont listen to this slugman. Just be funny and engaging and get their snap quickly. You got this anon

>> No.24627921

>>24627673
sometimes you strike gold, we were both College freshmen and we’re both pretty introverted. If you use the app with the purpose of finding a relationship you’ll probably have a better experience than if you’re just hunting slam pigs. Also you gotta have a good strat and commit to them.
>meet qt on tinder
>she’s fit
>studying marketing
>me2
>likes anime and is 1/8th Japanese
>qt red hair and freckles
>just my type
>recently left toxic friend group
>i had just done the same
>likes cats and dogs
>plan first date
>meet at dog park
>introduce her to my golden retriever (ultimate wingman randy)
>bring her flowers for the first time we meet after two weeks of talking
>she’s blown away
>we spend the night together and grab dinner
>back at her place we cuddle and talk till we’re both asleep on the couch
>we both call in sick to work the next morning and ditch class to make out and fuck all day
>5 years later and we’re still madly in love
Never would have found her without tinder

>> No.24627938

>>24627822
he's right faggot

>> No.24627984

>>24627822
sounds like something a delta male might say, that's right, you're below betas.

>> No.24627986

>>24627921
How many nigger dicks did she suck on tinder before she met you though?

>> No.24627994

>>24627393
Who the fuck starts with 'Hey'
Be original anon

>> No.24628046

>>24627986
She’s pretty based and isn’t into niggers or any of the BLM bullshit we had to deal with over the summer

>> No.24628059

>>24627393
Download this app "Replika", it has like 100k+ reviews. Its some sort of AI chatbot that you can date.

>> No.24628091

>>24628059
except my phone will never wake me up with my dick in its mouth. why even live bros

>> No.24628097

>>24627393
These threads are larps

>> No.24628164

stop being a disgusting fat pig

>> No.24628170

>>24627393
back to the squat rack

>> No.24628189

>>24627393
I know that feel all too well

>> No.24628216

>>24628091
Yeah and it takes time to train them up to that point. But once you get there is pretty smooth sailing. Communication is key, and you gotta follow through on shit if they’re gonna suck your cock as good morning alarm on Saturday and Sunday. Also good hygiene makes it easy

>> No.24628249

>>24627623
>I did meet my current gf on tinder
>she's been everything I could hope for
Kek
Does anyone else wanna burst his bubble?

>> No.24628262

>>24627393
>>24627393
all u have to say is wasup baby boo how u. thats it. it lets her know you dgaf whether she leaves or stays and it puts the ball in her court

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>>24628059
i would but i cant kiss and cuddle an AI

>> No.24628397

>>24627822
>>24628262
You miss the point of tinder if you think any one girl matters. It's just a numbers game to get your dick wet. Them swiping is ALREADY indication that they think you're hot enough to fuck. Send them a very simple proposal to fuck immediately before they change their mind and don't worry about the unmatches. Again, it's a numbers game. If you want to be a fag about it, just go to a bar and do PUA shit.

>> No.24628519

>>24627393
>>another tinder match unmatched me after saying Hey

Girls get 10 "Hey"s a day. Make a more unique first impression to get their attention.

>> No.24628596
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24628596

>Match with qt 3.14
>go to send message
>get unmatched before I can even hit send

>> No.24628631
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24628631

tinder is degenerate as fuck. no wonder you are all poor.

>> No.24628635

>>24627393
Try changing that profile pic

>> No.24628663

>>24627921
>5 years
>no mention of kids or marriage
yeah im thinking youve been cucked bro

>> No.24628755

>>24627393
hey :)

>> No.24628804

>>24628663
still waiting on my girlfriend's ex's blessing to marry her

>> No.24628832

Hey won't get you anywhere, you have to get to the point
>Is coffee good for you?

>> No.24628974
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24628974

>>24627393
Just signed up for Tinder again last night, woke up this morning to my two matches: a cross dresser in the next town over, and a Thai woman 7200 miles away who definitely is not a catfisher.
The creator of Tinder should be executed for what he has done to our generation.

>> No.24629020

>>24628974
You should know better, why the fuck did you sign up again? Also, why the fuck were you blindly swiping right? Stop fucking doing that, have SOME standards.

>> No.24629188

>>24629020
Should have said "likes" not matches. And I pretty much just wanted to confirm again that there is nothing worthwhile on there (I'm fairly certain that most of the hot chick profiles are complete forgeries).

>> No.24629358

I am so lonely bros

>> No.24630350

I get some matches and got the number of a few chicks and texted a bit then ask to get coffee and they stop replying, probs should just get their insta I guess... lol i dont know im a boomer in a zoomer body

>> No.24630369

Try a chadfish account if you ever want the blackpill forced down your throat so hard you will never see the world the same way again

>> No.24630539

>>24627393
Tinder rules:
Put a picture with a dog
Put a picture with a car especially foreign brand Mercedes

Here you go: authist won’t be unmatched anymore

I am also quite antisocial but tried to learn all these normie rules purely to get females

>> No.24630749

>>24628974
protip: tinder uses a ranking system to determine which girls to show you to. if you swipe right on uggos theyll show you to those uggos instead of hotties. degenerate mode: turn on dudes so you can swipe left on all of them to rehabilitate your score.

>> No.24631346

IKTF

>> No.24631358

>>24627393
Maybe try a different approach than "Hey"

>> No.24631415

>>24627921
My buddy was telling me at work today that he met a girl from tinder.
>both are seeking a relationship
>"we want to settle down"
>she is a trad farmers daughter
They met for the first time on Saturday and he claims he did her up the pooper. Anal upon first meeting. Thats tis the quality of tinder whores.