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>have to hear female co-workers over Zoom calls talking in overly cutesy ways about their Christmas preparations in every daily update meeting

Who are these people fooling? YOU ARE ALL WHORES THAT SUCK TEN CHAD DICKS A DAY.

>> No.24613794

>>24613769
Geez, someone hasn't gotten laid in a while...

>> No.24613818

>>24613794
have sex

>> No.24613827

>>24613769
Lmao Op made me kek

>> No.24613836

>>24613794
You sound like a true faggot.

>> No.24613837

I haven't heard a female voice in seven months.

>> No.24613862
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24613862

>>24613769
they go cry about how chad broke their heart in private. life is just high school anon
we will be the ones laughing with boomerdrinks in our 30s and millions in stonks, while they have to work at walmart and move back in with their parents because they chose to settle down too late

>> No.24613882

>>24613818
>>24613836
No, u

>> No.24613954

>>24613769
That's true OP, they do indeed suck my dick tem times a day

>> No.24613983

>>24613862
I'M ALREADY IN MY 30S AND LIVING WITH MY PARENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.24614001

>>24613769
And why did that trigger you exactly?

>> No.24614056

>>24613769
Imagine letting what wenches do affect you so much you had to make a salty thread about it.

Women are dumb sluts? Why the fuck do you even care? You’re a man, the moronic frivolities of the lesser sex shouldn’t bother you one iota. I can only assume you are complaining because they aren’t sucking YOUR dick, how depressing. As if anyone who needs a woman to validate themselves could call themselves a man.

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24614119

>>24613983
what a retard

>> No.24614175

>>24613837
Fucking based

>> No.24614649

>wake up shivering
>where am i?
>laying on the cold concrete floor
>a single dim, fluorescent light flickers on above me
>BUZZZZzzzzzzz
>i turn to see the bars
>oh god it's monday
>im in my cage again
>the phone starts ringing
>zoom meeting in 5
>need to synergise with johns coordination team to achieve cohesive accountability structures
>the guard come by and bangs a nightstick on the bars
>BZZZZ
>the door opens for lunch time
>god lunch already? feels like im fucking losing it
>sit with my coworkers while we eat
>drinks this weekend? drinks? they want to try the new artisan vegan wing bar
>they're all excited to get the new white guilt funko pop
>the buzzer sounds and i am returned my cage
>the clock on the wall says it's only 9am
>no.. no... that isn't possible
>my sanity begins to slip
>at the edge of the abyss i catch myself: im acting crazy
>it's just a case of the mondays

>> No.24614662

>>24613794
I fuck my gf everyday and I still hate them

>> No.24614689

>>24613769
yes women suck dick. did you just find this out?

>> No.24614706

>>24613882
ughhhhh I believe I said it first.

>> No.24614733

>>24613794
I fuck my twink bf in the ass almost every day and I still hate women

>> No.24614918

>>24613769
I have found in my microsoft team meetings at work that women never mute their mics and almost always go on video, even if it's a large group for training or something and there's absolutely no reason for them to be on video.

Also, the last 2 sessions I have been in there's been at least 1 woman just sat there eating on cam with her mic on. Fucking infuriates me.

And they ALWAYS talk about their fucking kids

>> No.24614952

>>24614918
Attention attention attention.
It's what they live on

>> No.24614996

>>24614952
Well done then m8, you’re giving them exactly what they want by perpetually bitching about them

>> No.24615141

>>24614996
Are you retarded?

>> No.24615160

>>24614733
based

>> No.24615230

>>24615141
No, but you are for giving women the attention they crave, even if it’s condemnatory. Just grow a pair and ignore them. Life is so much better that way. They thrive on drawing strong reactions from men, good or bad. Don’t give them what they want.

>> No.24615930

>>24613769
Based

>> No.24615996

>>24614733
Fucking based

>> No.24616032

>>24614649
holy kek

>> No.24617072

>>24614662
Based

>> No.24617119

>>24613862
>he’s not a boomer now

>> No.24617505

>>24613769
>YOU ARE ALL WHORES THAT SUCK TEN CHAD DICKS A DAY

>natural sexual istinnct is bad
go to fuck off you incel.
I am a 30 yrs old virgin but I don't judge women or men for their instinct