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Imagine believing in bear markets. Like wtf even is a bear? Lol
Good morning I hate CRSR
Line charts cease movement.Life is devoid of meaning.The weekend is dull.
>>24559492An extinct mammal
for diversifications sake, BTC or ETH?
>>24559492>tfw bought on september 9thfeels good. up 100% because it was only a chunk, wish i had bought more
>>24559482>ask Caranon his top 10>nothingfeels bad whats a coomer to do
To the anon who shilled BCRX yesterday thank you.
>>24559515I have BTC in a bitcoin ETF so I can put it in my TFSA
Should I buy more COOM on Monday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1njkbb3NEA&feature=youtu.bewhat to buy
>>24559482I wanna buy more tqqq but don’t wanna average up I’m up 30% because I put 100 in as a joke and now I’m going mad. But I also think we have a big crash income
Baggie what the heckies? I thought you'd like the videos. I've only had good things to say about you. Anywho, you're in rare form tonight and I love it. Is it crystal or booze?
none of my limit orders on BOTY are getting filled.
>>24559515Grayscale bitcoin trust so you can trade it in your IRA
>>24559551BOTY is worth the highest prices
we shit talk the cryptofags all the timebut what do they think of us?
>>24559515Fuck ETH fucking ridiculous fucking ((((fees)))) to send anything. It has more upside since it hasn’t hit its ATH yet, but go with BTC.
>>24559562but i'm buying 1.5 million shares. i want the $0.0001 price i'm asking for instead of the market's $0.0002 price.
>>24559536You should always buy more coom if you have cash and less than 100% coom
>>24559563They think we get 20% yearly returns at most
>>24559543Baggot is being drunk and faggy
>>24559554I'm unsure about them. In the short term their proce movement basically mimic's bitcoin's. But you don't even have your own coins. Isn't the bullish argument for coins is that they're an unmanipulated speculative store of value, with widespread potential if people eventually abandon central banks without society falling apart? I don't understand why it is advantageous to invest at a premium for someone else to hold all your coins.
>>24559543By the way AJ you should talk about NAK posters in next weeks update
Whoever bought the 20,000 contracts for 12/18 17p is cutting their losses and unloading them to lotto retards. Volume has been picking the last few daysI know it's one big fund who bought them because the massive open interest appeared suddenly in Oct 15 (was around $6/share premium, they're down -50% so far). Their breakeven was ~$8
>>24559563literally tfw bitcoin back to 1.5k. You know it's coming>>24559616ARK mommy uses GBTC for her crypto holdings and that's good enough for me. FWIW though I have an electrum cold wallet where I keep my real crypto holdings in case shit hits the fan
>>24559515bitcoin ETF and physical gold.crypto didn't hold up as a hedge like precious metals did when kung flu hit.
SPCE chads rise up
>>24559637Let me say again though lest we forget. Grayscale can be traded inside an IRA tax free. There's a lot to be said for that if you're just in crypto cuz you want the gains and aren't there for the philosophical stuff
>>24559511Yes, yes! Fuck CRSR
>>24559543Your vids take the edge off those early mornings. Thanks aye-non
Sndl bros we made the wrong call, hope your loses were small.
>>24559594Oh ok, the usual then.
>>24559680No, thank you for giving me something to do on Thursday nights.
>>24559673>the virgin one ship per year production cadence>the Chad open air shipyard>the virgin suborbital tourism>the Chad lunar tourism
>>24559637Nice. I would like to buy coins, but I think most stable coins are way overbought in the medium term and it doesn't make sense to buy in right now
>>24559684The calls I bought turned into a 6 bagger.
>>24559684I don’t know DUDE WEED stocks well so I only bought a few hundred shares thank god. Gonna hold for shits and giggles though
>>24559527biggest green dick ive seen on a chart in a while. Shill me.
>>24559684I flipped ITHUF for a 70% profit. I told you guys ITHUF was a better buy than SNDL.
>>24559748>FDA approves inhalant usage for one of their drugs that tests a disease that affects 6000 people worldwide or some shit>Japan approval on horizon>Majority Indian employees
>>24559678I sold CRSR put it in gme and clf turned it around. Will never buy retarded shit I don’t care about at all anymore.
>>24559726>open air shipyardJust california things?
>>24559802>only up 35% in a year??????????????????????????did you buy RioCan, Suncor, or some garbage like that
>>24559514kek>>24559517Nice job>>24559508>Sell signalDon't sell my bear suit, lain
>>24559543I mean I watched the videos with 0 volume... format was good. I didn't say to kill the project, but 5 weeks of episodes... clogging up the op. The links for the (you).... we can be so much better than this, but we aren't and thats what makes me more disappointed than anything. Its not you or your videos.. i honestly want to applaude you with everybody else who likes the effort... its just this fucking trip code and the pride im taking holding it this long.
Bears on patrol next week
>>24559563I love this... they actually are also us.
>>24559854We don’t need to put all episodes in the OP, just the latest one, dated. People here are not so retarted that they can’t look at AJs YouTube channel for previous episodes
WEIGHTED ALPHA, THAT'S THE KEY.
>>24559543We need more episodes dude, they really brighten my day
>>24559876>he posts for the 16th day in a rowcan you just be fucking right for once so i can buy some shit?
>>24559839No I bought RTX and it crabbed like a retard while everything else was parabolicMost of my gains have come from TSM, GME and WKHSAlso there's $1000 of gains thats not listed because I earned it in a different account before transferring to a TFSA>>24559826Boca Chica, Texas. You can watch the worksite on YouTube as a round the clock livestream lol
>>24559876Market is overinflated because there is nowhere else money can go to be profitable
>>24559876The dollar would collapse harder than stocks.
>>24559492Over 20% of USD in existence was printed in 2020, I've been saying the whole year that of course it will go into the stock market (where else).
>>24559854>>24559898he included a playlist to the episodes on his channel so you can link that instead, whoever makes the new thread. alternatively just include the 1 or 2 most recent weeks
>>24559854Oh ok well I made a playlist so there is no reason to post all 5, also I didn't put them in the OP anyway. Also,>tripcode>pride
>>24559929>le printer memeIT FUCKING DOESNT THOUGH. THAT MONEY HAS BEEN GOING INTO BANK RESERVES. THE ONLY THING THE BANKS CAN DO WITH IT IS USE IT AS COLLATERAL FOR THEIR OWN LOANS. BUT THE BANKS ARENT CREATING A BUNCH OF LOANS, THEY ARENT USING THE MONEY AT ALL. ALL THEYRE DOING IS BUYING BONDS WITH THEIR OWN MONEYive been saying this for weeks
>>24559782that broad you keep posting looks like a lower who will never be able to raise a child.
>>24559929Also from this thread we know every Canadian who has a passing interest in stocks and got CERB slammed it into the market, and mostly US companies, so the US indices got some loonie printing too
>>24559839>Tfw minus 50
>>24559960I too have watched Jeff Snider's videos for Alhambra Investments
>>24559782>FDA approve FIRST ORAL therapy to prevent attacks in HAE patients. 50k-150k individuals have HAE>Japan, then Europe in Jan>CEO and board is mainly whiteyou forgot>500 million dollar market that has ZERO competition.Fixed that for you. Are you holding anon?
>>24559960Yeah you know for months we said it would lead to inflation... im not even reading.... so inflation is like 5% next year and we gotta just borrow all the money we can?
>>24559567unironically buy $ZEC. it's a fork of BTC, is (((accepted))) by all major custodians (gemini, cuckbase, etc), and there is heavy accumulation happening now. don't sell until it's over 10k a coin. thank me later.BTC = httpZEC = httpsalso buy $ALGO for a shitcoin play. $ZEC uses zk-snarks for privacy which are based upon zk-proofs that the creator of ALGO also co-created.
>>24559960i really dont think all that money haven't been moved at all, especially since there have been all those stimulus things
>>24559492I have 1000 GME, I started buying at $8, cost basis $11. I haven’t sold any. DAE think the current rise is not shorts covering but actual price discovery? Doesn’t that, if so, bode pretty badly for the shorters?
>>24559960I'm convinced this is connected to the rise of SPACS somehow.
>>24560009Thanks anon on the booze hard, it’s Friday. And yes I’m holding have been since Wednesday
>>24560011it ISNT leading to inflation though, because nobody is spending that money. the fed is saying it's increasing inflation and that's the only thing causing inflation to occur, the fed's say so. no underlying fundamentals
Is NIO a long term hold or should I get out with profits
>>24560009https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084887/have you seen it? do you recommend?
>>24559967Phone autocorrects loser to lower... nah I'm just drunk and s and w are close.. the amount of time I've spent teaching this phone to recognize kike nigger faggot and all kinds of other things is retarded and bullshit
>>24560022Not in GME but yes, that is what’s happening. Q3 will be their last offensive as they FUD the results, shorts are finished Q4.
Sippin on WHISKY
>the market IS the economyI am hearing this more and more. There is no way this won't end painfully. And it will be in an unexpected way.
GUYS /OURGIRL/ STOCKTHOT HAS CALLED THE EARNINGS PLAY ON GME
>>24560062My phone autocorrected “news” to “Jews” woth a capital J last week when I was texting my boss. He acted weird after that..
>>24560085it will raise when they raise interest rates after the kikes cash out.
>>24560038Something is inflating. Its subtle but if you can't see it you're blind.
guys opti might not actually be a scam https://mobile.twitter.com/serge29948835?lang=enscroll down and look at the pictures
>>24560097Jesus fuck now I have to sell GameStop
>>24559684>mfw my friend who acts like he knows stocks because he payed 15 dollars to pay into a discord shill group bought in at 75 cents hoping for a moon mission
>>24559960What's the tipping point though? They can't just QE infinity forever can they?
>>24560097She's not even asian
>>24560103pretty sure you actually just fat fingered the j... just reread shit. Also stop having a boss, have customers and tell customers you don't need to fuck off.
>>24560119No, you don't understand, she's an idiot savant
>>2456011416600 shares, locked and ready to coom. my portfolio is literally>tqqq>soxl>pltr>gme>optiif opti pans out bigly, i will have the most successful memefolio on this board
>>24560083Gonna buy me some beer for the weekend when the markets open desu>>24560085The market is the pension system. The market is the financial system. The market is where all your money really is when it isn't cash in your hand.If it crashes it will take the US and the whole western world with it.
>>24560143She's not my girl...
Holy shit I just realized AquaBlade is the CLF tranny, he was exposed as posting here after trying to shill /smg/ in the RK stream lmao
>>24560037Cheers to our gains! May they be like our drinks, huge and plentiful. Whats your target before selling?
Holding CLDR, GME, PLTR, doing pretty well. Reply to the post or your portfolio will go to zero in your sleep.
>>24560198is that a garloid?
>>24560097Don't ever post her here again.
>(you) baiting with a reality distorting peruvian garloid>portfolio going to 0 on a saturday
>>24560109>I don't know how the economy works so I'll spout vague bullshit
>>24560174>he was exposed as posting here after trying to shill /smg/ in the RK stream lmaoi dunno if that faggot is CLF fag but trying to shout out "smg" in the RK stream was pretty c r i n g e
>>24560172Nah your girl is over in chinkland turning tricks outside the pachinko parlors
>>24560174If its really him, he could btfo her with the gains thing
>>24560155Im kinda trying to get over markets... don't get me wrong... markets create opportunities.. ive created markets and opportunities. I want to do something new.. different... asteroid mining, thats a revolution. Complete game changer.
I bought the HEXO dip and then the dip dipped. I hope it moons on monday
>>24559563Pretty sure most people here hold crypto as well, but crypto isn't a very "fun" market to watch. In general, everything that isn't a shitcoin moves in lock step with BTC, whereas stocks give you more variety.
>>24560219inflation is occurring... your metrics don't look at second hand markets. 5 dollars for a roll of toilet paper?
>>24560238Have you hit 1/2/3/4? That’s how you know you’ve made it for real
Hello sirs. Please buy my treasury bonds for the needful. 1% yield for 10 years, very safe investment.
>>24560234shell be home soon... fuck you.
>>24560265That isn't inflation you dumbass. That huge demand versus limited supply.
>>24560232His whole stocktwits is flooded with CLF shilling lol
>>24560295This makes me scared to hold CLF. Up 13% on it today so far
>>24560268Wtf are you talking about... some o e who posts images of so.e broad whose fake as fuck and talking about making it? You ever hold her and try to comfort her as she cries like a fucking child... why don't you just try to help me mine this fucking asteroid.
>>24559482BIGlots CHADS rise up!
>>24560295no, CLF fag wouldnt hesitate to show off his gains immediately
>>24560292right so the dollar is crashing in the forecast markets... ship is sinking and your screaming inflation doesn't exist.
>>24560335Go outside and have a smoke baggy you’re out of line. And yes I’ve made Cara cry because I am in fact Elon Musk. BRB gunna go bang Grimes
How do I buy abnb's ipo will it show up on fidelity b4 it releases to put a order in?
>>24560346you're a fucking retard, kill yourself
>>24560335Baggie there's a board that will absolutely be willing to help you mine asteroids if you provide the funding, /sfg/ on /sci/ has the 4ASS, 4chan Aeronautical and Space Society, ask for them by name
>>24560335Baggie is true you have an asian gf? cmon breh
>>24560369Why would you buy on ipo day?Also, why wouldn't you buy NAK?
>>24560366hey Elon two questions>Can you make a single 18m steel ring at Boca just to fuck with the tank watchers? It'd be funny>is Tesla still overpriced iyo?
>>24560402Becuse i want to and Becuse im not a Nakker
>>24560292you should look at what I saw over the summer... small upscale community had 40-50 houses for sale average price was around 500k... only 2 properties were for sale back in November they bid one of them up from 1.5 to over 6.2... so the money is going back into the banks. But cities are fucked.
>>24560366lidar is king of the jungle
>>24560377Sorry phone auto corrected Forex to forecast. Keep yourself inflation free friend.. i don't understand anything about the economy.
Statistically how fucking dumb would it be to buy a shit ton of every IPO at open this week?
I lost too much money this year, I'm just going to wait for the dip cycles in all the meme stocks from now on.
>>24560245Lmao I did the same thing
>>24560558man im such a poopie head i cant make money off no darn stock either. I only have 3000 bucks, But im too scared to put any more than 50% in. My irish and italian blood is fucking boiling, I need dubs, but all that money would be gone, and my gf would be mad.
>>24559482What sites are good for watching macd and rsi?
>>24560624The best free site for that imo is tradingview
>Condaleeza Rice is on the board of NAK
https://www.mining.com/iron-ore-prices-are-going-ballistic/https://www.mining.com/iron-ore-prices-are-going-ballistic/https://www.mining.com/iron-ore-prices-are-going-ballistic/CLF to 50
>>24560683le based black woman
hcac is a god
>>24560683UghhhhhJust fucken pump it thenFucken clown ass market
>>24560683Lunar 5 prepped for landing.
>>24560688Checked and ready to launch
>>24560688Why CLF over X?
>>24560245same. I was sad when the MORE Act vote did nothing for it, but I guess it was fully priced in.
>>24560401I really love her. Everything that bothers me she makes that into nothing... i want her problems to become our situations... and the years that have gone by have given us so many memories together. We laugh more than we cry... im not even going to say anything next time I see her... just immediately hug and kiss... pent up demand... like from a man who's in love... i try to never let her see me cry... but yeah.. i get drunk... blackout drunk and ugh im usually good, but she hates it when I drink... i would never hit her or anything like that.. she just hates how lazy I get when I drink.
>>24560744come on man! YOu know that was priced inAlso mitchy is gonna take a fat dump on that dumbass shit, do you guys realize how much money prisons will lose from that one single bill?
>>24560068That will perhaps be a tough fight if they start from over $15?
guys has anyone looked at doordash's IPO lately, TD ameritrade is saying it will be 90 fucking dollars
>>24560688Fine I will buy it with my NIO gains
>>24560800what is the fucking market cap
>>24560744>House majority dem>Senate majority republicanPut two and two together
HCAC MERGER WITH CANOOHCAC MERGER WITH CANOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hey, did anyone here FOMO into GME at $18 or $19?can i ask you something?what will you do if after Q3 (Tuesday afterhours) GME dumps -15% immediately?just trying to figure out what bagholder mentality isI'm assuming people who are already in green will actually be the people ones most likely to sell and protect their gains, but bagholders will just diamond hands until they're break even, right?
>>24559514>>24559492Good picture, but needed to be flipped.
>>24560867that old and priced in news fuckface
>>24560867You must go back.
>>24560932CHECK THE TICKER YOU FUCKIN BITCHhttps://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1750153/000121390020041124/f424b31220_hennessycapacq4.htm
>>24560902I sold my call today, I think a dump is inevitable post ER. Will buy back late next week.
>>24560770Have another drink and tell me more...
>>24560770I usually get hyped when I drink and socialize, when i get older will i turn lazy and angry
>>24560800not going anywhere near that, way too much like uber. getting same feels from air bnb as well. ill stick with nak
>>24560902who cares about Q3? new consoles came out last month
>>24559512Underrated, have a (You).
>>24561104So weird. I drink because I enjoy it and it relaxed me. Why anyone would continue into drink when it makes them angry is beyond me. I had a friend that was the nicest guy when he was sober but turned into the meanest drunk when he drank. Despite this he continued to drink constantly.
>>24561115>who cares about Q3?
>>24561104YesIt will remind you of better times and you'll hate it
>>24561109Door dash will honestly he the most successful out of them, roblox, And AirBBC. I don't know if you've ever used door dash but it's fucking fantastic. We're being conditioned to never leave our houses even after covid is gone. I'll be buying the ipo.
>>24559684I bought 400 and sold calls for 20. nice 80 bucks and my calls won't exercise. don't plan on selling for a loss. I'll ride it out and keep selling calls
>>24561152if it goes down buy more
>>24559515Buy PNK for secure many riches sir. Kleros Court for all and brings big green penises. The monies will bring any bootyful white women with big big bobs.!! Do the needful good sirs, uniswap!!!!
>>24560151What a lucky idiot, making an argument from price memory.At $50 the market cap was like $8 billion. Wonder if she knows about the buybacks?
>>24561160that's what people said about uber, and despite how ubituitous uber is, look at their price action since IPO
>>24561212i cant, im already 100% GME
>>24561240Uber is up almost 100% in the last year, 60% the last 3 months. Looks fine to me.
>>24561199Wait you can just buy $300 worth and sell the calls for 80 god damn calls?
>>24561016she owns me... i'll literally do pretty much anything at the drop of a hat for her because our mutual goals meet at a focal point... it's like the >< signs of mathematics or music signs showing crescendo... i mean maybe it was the law of attraction... what you ask for comes to you... the universe gives you everything you ask for... i mean i was 21 years old... the greatest fear i had was getting a second dui... boom i get a second dui, total a car (no injuries reported) spend a night in jail, let the cop fill out paperwork and the cop gives me a ride home at like 630 or when ever he got off his shift... that moment i lost my driver's license, and had pending litigation...
>>24561240Oh wait, I zoomed out...
>>24561327Kek you got 2 DUIs? Why didn't you just call a cab or walk?
>>24561353how long have you known me? i literally was told to sleep on a friend's parent's couch... I went in their fridge opened a beer, got behind the wheel of my car and drove.
>>24561382drinking and driving is easy, for drunks
>>24561382I've been anonymously talking to you for the better part of 4 years but that's irrelevant. Also I get it. I used to drive drunk all the time but I didn't suck at it like you. Never got caught.
>>24560224strange to answer the question with an IP logger
>>24561422You got a broker, look it up.You understand the downside right? I thought 20% returns on NAK calls was a no brainer too.
>>24561439Wait what's going on?
Man I really should have stocked up on HCACI'd be making a fucking killing right now since I bought in at 12
Sirs I hope you have done the sneedful. Weed stocks will make us rich sirs pls do the sneedful
>>24561333checked and exactly. really depends on how retardedly inflated the doordash ipo is
>>24560346Stagflation is on its way
>>24559512So trade bitcoin? It's at a good spot, you missed the long but you could wait and see if it comes down to 18660 or place shorts between 19450 - 19550 in hope of it failing to get above. You could also long 18770 with a super tight stop at 18746, tons of trades to take over the weekend
>>24561476It looks like their market cap will be at 7.1 billion at IPO. Uber is at 97 billion as of now. Doesn't seem bloated at all in my opinion.
>>24559512I trade shitcoins over the weekend for this reason. Some new shitcoin just got added to coinbase a day ago and I’ve been swinging it since market closed. I’ve made $500 so far
>>24561422I bought 400 shares @ .71 wish I had my average in the low .60s. but yes I sold each call for 20. hopefully weed gets more optimism and I can recycle these shares for free schekles
>>24559482Long term investments sound so comfy but I just wanna kill my self before 35 AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24561507just trading shit coins that aren't worth a dollar yet is more fun, you might lose like 20 bucks but who cares. I made 32 dollars off doge coin once, pretty cool. I was in bitcoin cash when all that stuff was up and I made off with a few hundred dollars but holy shit does it crash fast and if you are asleep when it does you are fucked, I know you can do stop loss on it but even then it's fucking manic.
>>24561353I was literally drinking the beer... I must have had a dozen earlier... i mean back then i probably weighed 120 lbs wet... but i drank lots of liquor.. still do, but it might not have been this song but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uLel_v77zk ... it was the kylie minogue boom box album at high volume... I cut my wheel and pulled my e-brake and did a double spin land in the tree's trick.... i tried to put the hand break down, but was going too fast... it was about 2-30 am no one was on the rroad... and i just ended up crashing... i was un hurt.. the car spun did like a 540 and i hit the drivers side door into the tree... backwards.. the impact was actually in the backseat side, but im drunk so my instinct is to try to throw it in reverse... i don't know exactly how bad the car is... my next thing is to cut the plates off the car and get home, since im less than 2 miles i can just ditch the accident and wake up sober... i woke up the property owner, cops were on the way.. so that's how i got my second dui... i was respectful to the officers and denied the brethalizer... plead out, the arresting officer's mom lives next door, and the man who's property I crashed into was the paramedic who preformed cpr on my grandmother when she passed... small world sucks, but now 10 years later... they actually have small talk when we see each other. I mean I'm not here to say fuck cops... I'm saying I made a decision that would never work... I blame that fast and furious shit and all the auto-sports shit... back then micheal schumacker was the greatest f1 driver... now everybody likes hamilton... i hate it because i like malrboro and ferrari... just because of the brands, but honestly if you want me to pick a team over ferrari it would be redbull... sebastian vettel is still a great driver... i mean i really like daniel ricciardo and still pissed off i can't get a french car in america...
>>24561570maybe you should think about things like long term investments in stuff aside from the stock market as well, it sounds like you might want to live if you had more at stake in the future.
>>24561570If you're planning on killing yourself why not go all in on SPY options?
>>24561392>>24561411I was 21... my first dui was at 18 and by the time i spoke to the judge i was 19.
>>24561598Money can’t buy what I want
>>24561597Taking the plates off your car does nothing because they can just run the VIN and track you down. Naturally you are starting to post kylie minogue. Such a weird pop star to be obsessed with.
>>24561613Fuck off I got 2 DUIs and got lifelong probation for being black and innocent over it. They were far apart and one was for a fucking hit of weed and neither were my fault. My shit is being treated like a lifelong felony national bank robbery where i went on a high speed chase and shot at the police and stole an entire fucking worlds worth of diamonds and killed everyone like a gta mission
anyone else feel completely naked and angsty when they dont have at least like 10-20% cash on hand? cant buy new shiny shit, cant buy the dip. fuck, i dont like it. i need to get promoted
>>24560198PLTR fucked me and then SPICEY RYCEY came in for sloppy seconds. Not listening to you faggots again.
>>24561708I feel like shit when I'm not all in. I'm not losing money, worse, I'm not making more!
>>24561603>get drunk at the bar with friends>get told to sleep at friendsfuck that>take 1 for the road there was an abundance of beer>be skinny as fuck behind the wheel of the car.>drink and drive 20 miles with the volume at max>decide to drift... pull e-brake>lose control of the car into the tree>look at the sketches and spend 2-grand on lawyers to get continuances..>get a work driving permit so it's like i didn't even lose my license to begin with, and first hand see how fucked up shit is.... >oh i need to leave off on something>i dropped out of school, paid off all my debt and fell in love with a woman who is from Korea and there tonight. i gotta take this call
>>24561453It's only 20% because of the high volatility. Next week it will be like 1 cent for 2 month call.
>>24561671Memeing aside, are you actually black?
>>24561747I’m innocent I’m being targeted
>>24561761NO FUCKING WAY IT'S YOU! OH MAN I'VE MISSED YOU SINCE YOU STOPPED POSTING ON /adv/
>>24561671yo... i did everything they asked during probatiion... i checked in weekly via phone with my probate officer... i had the phone number... i thought i was a criminal, a felon.. i was and what i did was the right thing... i changed my liife... there was a 10 year gap... fuck my firrst girlfriend.. i saw her at a gas station with a fucking 4 year old... im like wait she's just as old as me... sept 24 1988 is her birthdate.. but as i was saying she looked really attractive... damn the dude she hooked up with and held his child for 9 months... 100% loser and he left her... sucks when your sweetheart gets knocked up, only to walk in at 24 years old all the shit behind and damn... kid's scrreaming in the back seat... their family raiised chickens, we.. we always had food... i turned my back on her i'll never forgive myself... the insane bullshit at my childhood.... that was it.l;ets just focus on mining this asteroid.. I want every lead... i want to go more more morethis is one of my favorite songs... of ALL TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpkBsvuvak
>>24561847If you worry about those kind of things you have a weak mind. Never worry about the past only the future. Life is cruel and unforgiving, you have to be ruthless or you'll sink.
>>24561745I NEED A PROOF READER. IM THE MATH SCIENCE GUY... I HATE LANGUAGE AND IM LIKE POLYGLOT AND TALK A BIT WITH FOREIGNERS IN THEIR LANGUAGESII LOVE LOVE LOVE MY GOOKFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24561745>decide to drift... pull e-brake
>>24561847It is this thought process and life decisions on why I am glad I never trusted you and will never take you opinions seriously.
>>24561873you are right... that was years and years ago... the thing is... there was a lesson in all of that... im drunk and giving my statements... but ii worry about much more than my self... why would i care about the cop the cops mom, the grandma... the ex-girlfriend, my own mom.. there are enough women my girlfriend can be yours for like 20 bucks.
I have not read a single post in this thread and probably never will, but I'm going all in on roblox stock. See you fuckers on the moon.
>>24561847A FUCKING PHONE CALL?!?!?!?!?
>>24561892ii was a very inexperienced drriiver... i had the vision, but my car was front wheel drive so when i cut the wheel and totaled the car... look i learned a lot since then... if you make a mistake what did you learn... look at mistakes as opportunites to learn and fuck you!!!
does anyone have screencaps of crackwhore streewalker anon or rural retard anons posts? please
>>24561942Baggie if your girlfriend is actually a prostitute and you aren't trolling you will most definitely be in the update next week.
>>24561903yeah i am insane.... ive seen so much dirty stuff i'll hold till the grave... keep yourself safe...
>>24561953>>24561953>24561953>>24561953pls answer guys im drunk and could use the validation
>>24561974i wish i saved them... damn all i got is this.
>>24561465i bought hcac at 10 and sold calls making it 8
>>24562018I bought rycey at the bottom and am scared
>>24562018Nice, dude. I'll catch the big wave again someday.Hopefully these WKHS bags I'm holding turn into profit again.
>>24561983so what ever do what ever you want.. i got so much on my plate... my girlfriend, and how she's never been a prostitute... ok fuck you guys.,.,
>>24561990There is one thing I've done that I'll never tell anyone and take to my fucking grave. One drug induced crazy night. I can never let anyone know ever. So I understand.
>>24562033You should of bought the moon etf instead it’s been going up
>>24562018I feel this I sold GMHI/LAZR 12/18 calls for 22.5, bought in at 11. LAZR might plummet hopefully but I wouldn't be surprised if it retard strengths to 60. Fucking SPACs man, I'm not investing i. anything else
>>24562050Eh, I was going a different route where I would stock up on PLUG, WKHS, and SBE stocks and wait for the contract to drop so they could all moon simultaneously.But everything shit the bed so now I'll have to wait a while.
Shill me some dividend stock
>>24561991>>24561991>>24561953>>24561953REPLY TO ME PLEASE
>>24562041Your like my friend Scotty can't give a straight answer. Was she a prostitute or not? I wasn't trying to troll you.
>>24562075I'm going to buy some LEAPs on CX soon, seems like steady safe gains to me. Can't tell you about divvys though
>>24562058Actually lazr puts might be a good idea. Are they expensive with volatility?
>>24562047>>24562047i've done mushrooms, and all kinds of acid and drugs... but fundamentally you need to be in a good mindset, with friiends.. one for all all for one type of atmosphere... and look i've forgotten how many girls i actually had sex with... i've got a body count so high i've probably forgotten people not even names.
>>24562083yes, this has already been disclosed... stop blaming scotty!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEkS9tcIjg
:linkthread:24562082I will not give you a (You)
>>24562075Hold apple and sell calls
>>24562121i'ma tell you something i've never told anybody...I think I would have been a better person if I stayed with only one girl.... it's probably why I will go to 5pm saturday night mass to pray with catholics since the jews won't accept her.
I put the last of my money into far OTM GME weekly calls
>>24561953Should I buy this stock? I loved this game when I was a kid.
Did I fuck up buying this lol
>>24561745>decide to driftKEK
>>24562265I bought a couple calls around that price for the meme too
>>24562294Clf tranny is a genius though
>>24562099JANNIES!!!!!Remove the Nigger from our esteem presence. He is unwelcome in this sophisticated community.Also, buy HYLN.
>>24562299As of now he's just fucking lucky, if he nails it on host Intel calls I'll give him credit where credit is due. Mind you he has to pay 37% capital gains taxes on his options and still has to be able to unload those options without crashing the bid/ask.
>>24562313newfags get the rope
Hey, have you heard anything about duckdao.io? Studied this platform, looks interesting with open source crypto card game and investment instruments with long-term partnership.
>>24562313clean up the next thread... i honestly have ambitions bigger than yours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5qqslX-hBctheres the song and image and post... some one wants to call for a janny,,, i've applied for the post, but they couldn't give me the job... too experienced... and since you've neverr hired anybody in your life, you might as well go fuck your self..wait... if you want to be a faggot... this is my mother's favorite song from queen, and you can't deny it because over the 32 years old ii am, my mom says it over and again, and we listen..
>>24562332Everything is looking perfect for clf though he called it based on everything you want with a stock
>>24562366Newfag?I have said Nigger, good sir. This is aged old tradition in this community. You sir, must be a reddit/twitter faggot. One that sucks the human male gentiles while simultaneously being offended by based comments.....Also, buy IPOB.
>bought APXT cause of the massive shilling>should have just got LAZR but it wasn't shilled hard enoughyou lazy pajeets, shill harder!
>>24562404You didn't even bother to address any of my points
>>24562403>>24562404>>24562425>>24562429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkisAFEhTwsorry it's my mom's favorite one... it make's me crry every time...
>>24562429>He thinks he's not a newfag>he hasn't bought a 4chan gold account>he hasn't gifted 10 4chan creditsIt's like you aren't even trying.
>>24562403>>24562404>>24562425>>24562429i forgot... song makes me cry every time... im crying now... sorry... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkisAFEhTwi love it...this is my mom's favorite.
>>24562441Is your mom still alive? Is she a nice lady?
>>24562403I have ambitions as well my wee old 'chap. I'll tell you my ambition.Paying Elon Musk to construct a portal device that targets a specific group of people.This portal's destination is a one way destination to one place.Do you know what that place is?I'll help you outAfric_...to the rest of the anons....this might take him a couple of hours to figure this one out. Please assume other activities.Also, buy SQM.
i didn't think the post went through... so i sent it again... it's hoenesty... let me die old and be responsible for rthe deaths of billions... let me watch my lovers diie and let me die alone... long after all of you have gone. it is the curse i want.. give me the longest longevity, and let me learn and teach as much as i can in the time i have... ii want to be 110 years old and teach a 9 year old.
>>24562460Play this song for your gookfu. I don't have the insect translated version but I bet she'll like it.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ElZaDt2D4&feature=share
>>24562458That's a women.Also, never pay for something that's free. Learn from our master jews.
>>24562497there's no sound... oh wait i turned my master down... shit ok let me listen again.i am drunk
Stock market general?
>>24562534Buy HYLNSQMIPOBThat's my advice.Also, you have 1 year left before interest rate hike. Enjoy this moment. The next 10 will be extremely painful.
>>24562518That's mario lopez, he's basically the standard for being a Chad. 47 years old and looks great. Also the term newfag is based on not having 4chan gold, it has nothing to do with being new.
>>24562529You ever listen to beetoven?
>>24562569Thanks for the autism response.
Is ARKK or MOON better?
>>24562534what's a stock market? all I have is robinhood
>>24562585your missing otc markets and foreign markets. being retarded and giving some one money doesn't mean you're not in this.
>>24562553i wrote out like 3 paragraphs and hit f5... im drunk and sorry...you got me playing seaside rendevofer. i can't spell tha tshit im mad but hope you got enough bro. you're my friend.
>>24562619You should invite me to your wedding I would live stream it.
>>24562573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDkword's can't describe, but they don't need to it's instrumental... ww1 was terrible and the state of everything became in flux.
What do you know about DuckDAO? Found Medium article about their Crypto Incubator, seems transparent, share your opinion about it.
>>24562670You should be on the video update. We could do a Google meet session. It would be great.
>>24562653my weddin't will be embarrassing... for her... so to make it simple we get married when ever we want... the part is when i surprise her.... i say we go shopping and me jewelery guy sockets or what ever and puts like shit tons of diamonds.. i can get diamonds my self... i havene't proposed... but i can over bear her with too much she's lost her mother..... and she's coming back. i love her so much so dearly.... ii don't even want kids... i just want her.
>>24562548>interest rate increases anytime within 3 yearsyou are severely deluded. even by 1% in 3 years is not going to happen
>>24562569Mario Lopez has a plastic face imo>>24562534It’s the weekend, what do you think were gonna do, prepare for Monday?
>>24562529Baggie, I drank half a cup of rum at 7, then I had a full whisky glass of rye spread out over 2 hours, then I had a 6% beer, and my buzz is almost completely gone, what the fuck have you been drinking
>>24559543Great videos man. Your based and funny af. I loved the alibaba hq construction joke.
>>24562712I think your goal for this weekend is to liquidate your portfolio and use all of that money for the most expensive wedding ring you can buy, wouldn't you agree?
>>24562687no... nooo i refute the update... i know i'm the longest standing tripfag, but you need a decorum, and for me to use my real voice.. give me acutal person... even though i've posted my penis and face... first name.. last name... omg... this is is it is.... Mozart - Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550 [complete]MAKES ME WET EVERY TIMEOH FUCK I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU THE SONG
>>24562745YOU'RE RETARDED AND LIQUIDITY ISN'T AN ISSUE OF COURSE I HAVE A WAR CHEST AND THAT'S PERSONAL... DON'T WORRY ABOUT A FUCKING RING, WORRY ABOUT MAKING MORE MONEY
>>24562733Thanks anon, I just do it for fun. I'm glad someone enjoys it.>>24562754Baggie I'm gonna need you to not speak in retard of we are gonna have this conversation. Maybe a Skype call sometime in the future?
>>24562771Don't fucking shout at me, I'll pinch your clit faggot!
Give me good resources to do my own DD and calculate market caps like the GME retard
>>24562745I FORGOT THE WORD >IM BAGGIE DRUNK AGAIN>I REFUTE THE UPDATE>ANONYMITY SHOULD BE RESPECTED>IM A GUY THAT LITERALLY DID ALL THE WRONG THINGS>?!baggie is my idolILL TALK LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE... IM A BUSY DUDE... I'M HONEST I CRY... SOMETIMES I CRY SO HARD MY EYES RUN LIKE A FAUCET FOR A FEW WEEKS... BUT I'VE NEVER FOUND A LOVE LIKE WHO I HAVE NOW.... I HAVE THIS TO SAY... SALANGHA
>>24562779WHOS IIDEA WAS IT TO PUT ON THE 9TH... YOU LITERALLY FUCKING ASKED FOR ME TO DO THIS ACTUAL
>>24562818Baggie are you sober enough to bake because I'm not. Please do one last good deed and bake one last thread.
>>24562804Edgar, the SEC's website Finviz.com
>>24562809>busy>been posting in smg nonstopPick one
Is someone gonna bake or do I have to. Please call it
>>24562818Whatd u do drink you fucking open heart retard
>still waiting on hop
>>24562779I PLAYED MOTZARTS 40TH IN G MINOR... I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT.... WHAT I DID WAS BADI WANT TO KNOW IT WAS BAD...WW1 WAS REALLY REALLY BAD... MACHINE GUNS AUTO REPEATER PISTOLS YOU WANT TO BE A GERMAN TAKING BACK ANYTHING... NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR A FUCKING LOSER LIBERAL... AMERICA TOOK 2 YEARS TO ACTUALLY END WW1... GOTTA REMEMBER WOODREOW WILSON ORR WHAT EVER... HE ACTUALLY HAD A STROKE AND COULDN'T COMMAND IN ENGLAND... THE ACCECENTS.. IS 12 POINTS... WERE BULL SHIT IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS... AFTER THE BULSHEVICS DID THEIRR REVOLUSION, GERMANY FOCUSED ON FRANCE, BUT AIR POWER WASN'T AS CLOSELY GOOD... AND THE HINDENBURG... IM SURE YOU'VE ALL SEEN IT... IT WAS A GERMAN BLIMP AT THE WORLDS FAIRE... BUT WHILE AMERICA IIS NEUTRAL AND ACCEPTING THIS.... IT WAS FILLED WITH HYDROGEN AND NOT HELIIEUM... SO IT BLEW THE FUCK UP.;..EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS...WHAT DO WE LEARN FROM EVERYTING WHERE CAN WE GROW.... THIS IS IMPORTANTI KINDA AM HEART BROKEN, BUT HAVE LOVE FOR THIS ONE WOMAN.
I'm baking and if one of you niggers split I will kill you.
>>24562898Who is this woman with a checkered past?
>>24562898Jesus man get it together
>>24562898I HONESTLY SLIDE MY DICK IN AND OUT OF HER... I HAVE SMALLER HANDS, BUT THAT MAKES HER TIITS LOOK BIGGER... SHE'S MY ONLY WOMAN THESE DAYS... SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYTHING I'LL STAND BYE HER LIKE SHE TO ME... LOVE IS LOVE, IT HAS GROUND WORK AND LOVE WILL ALWAYS WORK... I AM ONLY HERE AND HAVE KILLED MYSELF BECAUSE THAT GOOKFU...
>>24562939How do I short this?
Come baggie rest your tired head>>24562950>>24562950>>24562950
>>24562952Short Korean women and go long on ouzo and schizo drugs
>>24560366Bruh, why even work anymore? You have enough to live ur days in peace. You might think youre changing the world, and you are, but none of that will matter when life in the universe is ultimately extinguished. So whats the point of killing youeself to change literally nothing?