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24551726 No.24551726 [Reply] [Original]

>show up to work drunk and pantless
>have HR meeting monday morning

>> No.24551752

pull your dick out and hammer it on the table

>> No.24551759

>>24551726
fucking normies. they will never understand that you are just an individual and an intellectual

>> No.24551829

>>24551726
Show up to your HR meeting drunk and pantless so you can say it's your normal state

>> No.24551875

based

>> No.24551972
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24551972

>>24551726
>wearing pants

>> No.24552119

>>24551875
Based basedposter

>> No.24552150

weird flex but ok

>> No.24552252

>>24552119
based basedbasedposter

>> No.24553028

>>24551726
American pants or British pants anon? Because one is funnier than the other

>> No.24553293

>>24552252
Based basedbasedbasedposter

>> No.24553998

>>24551726
You know what to do do do

Pee to the pee and poo to the poo

>> No.24554018

>>24553293
Based basedbasedbasedbasedposter

>> No.24554028

>>24553293
Get out all you faggot larppit fuck bois

>> No.24554092

>>24551829
>Show up to your HR meeting drunk and pantless so you can say it's your normal state
Except don't say it's your normal state.
Tell them all about how alcoholism is a medical condition, and you should not be judged for your medical condition

>> No.24554239

>>24554018
>>24553293
>>24552252
you need to go back to wsb

>> No.24554254
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24554254

>>24554018
>>24553293
>>24552119
What is this reddit nonsense?

>> No.24554262

>>24554018
Nigger basedbasedbasedbasedposter

>> No.24554311

>>24551726
>>show up to work drunk and pantless
Anon I dropped out six weeks ago under similar conditions.
>immediately became a member of the subgenius foundation
>happily living like before but now without all those darn spreadsheets
>pants are a meme, and I can do this all day now if I stick to light beer

>> No.24554320

>>24554028
>>24554239
>>24554254
>>24554262
haters mad

>> No.24554420

Ok bro heres how it is. ITS RACISM. You a great <man of undisclosable group origin but surely in a group that doesnt wear pants and drinks during GREAT PANTLESS ALCOHOL DRINK RITUAL therefore technically fitting the definition of racism>. Stop being a retard and demand a raise while youre at it. If you look at your shoes youre a faggot.

>> No.24554432

>>24551726
show up well dressed with a sharp haircut and act like you don't know what the meeting is about. they will file it as a false report

>> No.24555402

Dress like a woman and claim they are transphobic and racist against people of vignu

>> No.24555660

If you have a meeting it's a warning. If they were going to fire you they'd just mail you the paperwork and call you to say don't come in and tell security not to let you in.

Literally nothing to worry about OP. Rest easy this weekend.

>> No.24555693

>>24554262
Based niggerposter

>> No.24556517

>>24551726

I kinda miss showing up to work still drunk from the previous night out... fun times.

>> No.24556545

>>24554254
They have been trained to find hypnotically repeating the same thing over and over is funny.