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24551368 No.24551368 [Reply] [Original]

how much for a qt asian gf?

>> No.24551398

>>24551368
3 testicles

>> No.24551401

>>24551368
Imagine being one of the wealthiest men in the world and picking that to come home to

>> No.24551412

>qt

>> No.24551436

>>24551368
u do not get da ashian guirlfrand, da ashia pick a u cuz they needa keep da tabs n kawntrowl

>> No.24551451

>>24551401
My thoughts exactly

>> No.24551496
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24551496

>>24551401
seems you have to make a deal with the devil to become ultra rich

>> No.24551534
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24551534

>>24551401
>>24551496

>> No.24551582

>>24551534
grimes is cute, elon chose right

>> No.24551599

>>24551496
Dafuq

>> No.24551607
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24551607

Elites are all clones and these (((women))) are their handlers. Reptilians use vibrational energy to manipulate the visual spectrum to appear to look human. That's why the pairings don't make sense.

>> No.24551629

>>24551368
Go to loveme.com or rosebrides.com select your desired Asian country browse through the profiles, when you find one you like Skype or zoom them and ask them their price Filipina’s are pretty cheap, Chinese’s are a bit more expensive. Thai girls range from kinda expensive to cheap. Get a cheap 18-19 year old Filipina with nice body. Honestly you could bring one home by lies. Good luck anon.

>> No.24551653

>>24551401
Good looking women come with problems. They all realize this, and you not understanding is why you will never make it.

>> No.24551732

>>24551368
1kg of raw bug fooder a day.

>> No.24551797

>>24551629
What is cheap?

>> No.24551864

>>24551653
Cope and ugly gf confirmed

>> No.24551873

>>24551368
Do you think zuck has side hoes?

>> No.24551909
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24551909

>>24551368
>>24551629
Hi dad

>> No.24552012

>>24551797
5k, I’m not even joking. You can find a desperate 18 year old Filipina from a poor Manila slum, pay her parents and she is yours. They just want to come live in a wealthy country, especially the USA. Fat 50 60 and 70 year old commers/boomers have been doing this shit for years, and they are absolute fucking slubs who fk 12 and 13 year old girls over there, ive seen it first hand in the Philippines and Thailand.

>> No.24552040

>>24551909
Who's this lad? I bet he slays left and right

>> No.24552081

>>24552012
but why would you do that? she's gonna leave you after she gets a green card or citizenship anyway. Don't you have enough asians in America?

>> No.24552090

>>24551401
He did it to get access to Chinese market with 1 billion potential facebook users, even met xi jing ping pong and showed off his chinkoid wife. and he failed lmao.

>> No.24552121

>>24551496
Troon af
>>24551534
>>24551582
Probably gives the sloppiest bjs

>> No.24552138

>>24551401
I bet they are both evil as fuck, but I respect Mark for this move.

>> No.24552153

>>24551607
Giga based on-the-loose schizoposter.

>> No.24552157

>>24552090
Xi and the Chinese aint dumb. they know facebook is a CIA/NSA op.

>> No.24552182

>>24552138
Chinks cant be evil, how can you be evil when you dont have emotions

>> No.24552209

>>24552157
You forgot mossad, but doesnt matter. cia and mossad are working with chinks in the long run to bring down america.

>> No.24552214

>>24552081
Lol, go to YouTube and look up “why marry a Filipina” you will find hundreds of videos from old fat Americans telling you how their teenage brides cheated and left them, there are lots of Asians in the USA but you see /biz/ neets want cheap pussy, and could never get Asian American girls.

>> No.24552229
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24552229

>>24551582

>> No.24552236

>>24551909
Hes based and did nothing wrong.

>> No.24552267

>>24552229
Get fucked Elon.

>> No.24552340

>>24551909
Everything has consequences I guess.

>> No.24552358

>>24552229
Someone post that high af sweaty slampig in the ropes on some whore festival - the one with the glasses

>> No.24552396

I wonder what their sex is like

>> No.24552466
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24552466

>>24551496
BOGGED

>> No.24552490

>>24551534
None of them are my style, but Elon chose best of the three.

>> No.24552509

>>24552214
I don’t know why those old retards never saw it coming. What did they think would happen?
Better to fuck them there than import one here to marry.

>> No.24552821

>>24552229
still cute

>> No.24553788

>>24552509
They're boomers. Retardation combined with delusion into thinking they're hot shit comes with the territory. So you get a 60y.o man with a body like a potato with four cocktail sticks jabbed into it who believes a good looking 17y.o from desperate poverty is in love with him.

>> No.24554026

>>24551909
Elliot was half-chink tho
Half-flips turn out allright most of the time

>> No.24554068

>>24551401
It makes him more powerful in China its the smart move from a business standpoint.

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>>24551368
Imagine the bugkike manlet incel son these two will spawn kek

>> No.24554178

>>24554068
If she was born in China maybe.

>> No.24554211

>>24551534
At least grimes is creative, genuine and quirky. Saw her once in a basement party like a decade ago, smoked with her and talked about Gnosticism and shit. She was pretty cool and down to earth, I can’t believe she blew up and now has a child with musk.

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24554226

>>24552358
>internet money? You don't need that anon, I make plenty of real money for us both through my Onlyfans!

>> No.24554251

>>24551368
>how much for a qt asian gf?
>pic unrelated

>> No.24554318

>>24551534

She is a bipolar schizo goth, literally the worst partner for anyone with money. Then again Elon is an unstable genius so makes sense

>> No.24554364

>>24551534
i would

>> No.24554543
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24554543

>>24551496
>seems

>> No.24554632

>>24551368
As a couple: ugliest
Her: loudest farter
Him: half reptile
>>24551496
As a couple: manlet gets lucky
Him: no hair shorty
Her: would smash
>>24551534
As a couple: most likely to turn evil
Him: annoying
Her: would smell fart

>> No.24554634

>>24554211
how did she smell?

>> No.24555494

>>24551629
Gross, all of you will have disgusting chink eyed brown children.

>> No.24555509

>>24554026
Elliot was half Malaysian, essentially the same shit as a flip but slightly lighter. Half flips turn out to look exactly like Mexicans

>> No.24555527

>>24551368
Pic not related, right? That one isn't qt.
It's not hard to get one that looks like that, though. Just be white and not fat.

>> No.24555556

>>24554026
No, the problem is being half-kike.
Kike DNA is genetic poison, and they are prone to mental illness.

>> No.24555651

>>24551534
She probably gobbles the turds out of his butthole. I can understand why he'd go for her after years of being with a boring women.

>> No.24555819

>>24551368
that's a man on the right
not sure what that thing on the left is

>> No.24555894
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>>24551368

>> No.24556494

>>24554634
Like grime

>> No.24556559

>>24552012
Now what if I just want a BDSM slave? And where do I get a white 18 year old?

>> No.24556572

>>24552081
You can divorce before 2 years are up and she can’t get any alimony or money from you

>> No.24556574
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24556574

The occupation of private detectives is getting more popular nowadays. That’s why after the successful pre-sale the GTX price can grow x10!

>> No.24556638

>>24556559
Eastern Europe

>> No.24556858

I found mine on tinder. U jelly biz?

>> No.24557125

>>24551401
money can't change who you are

>> No.24557248

I am living with my asian girlfriend, just groped her tits 5 min ago.

>> No.24557279

>>24557248
>azn
>tits
unless she's fatty anon

>> No.24557298
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>>24554634
her smell was imaginable

>> No.24557323

>>24555555

>> No.24557347

>>24551368
that's a fucking man. gtfo.

>> No.24557350

Zuck met her before he was rich. Look at Elon and Bezos and see what white women have gotten them. A shit ton of divorces and billions lost.

>> No.24557377

>>24557248
Did you smell any one of her farts

>> No.24557961

>>24551629
flips > chinks
strong values, already assimilated with american culture, genuinely some of the happiest people I've met despite their country being fucking batshit crazy between the poverty, drug war, and hurricanes.

>> No.24557989

>>24551534
Patrician taste. Elon best CEO

>> No.24558055

>>24551368
>>24551401
Just sell your jewish soul to control china.

>> No.24558093

>>24551368
Negative 100 BTC for me

>> No.24558095

>>24557279

Her tits ain’t big but they perky

>> No.24558108

>>24554226
Never gets old.

>> No.24558116

>>24557961
Based. Been talking with a flip qt for about a year now. She works overseas and if she's a gold digger she's playing an exceptionally long game. Gonna try and make it happen for real if this gay coof shit ever ends.

>> No.24558122

>>24551864
He's right though. The power that comes with realizing you're attractive as a women is the same power that comes for a man who is born rich: warped view of reality, everything that others work for is just handed to you, a sense of entitlement to other people's time and energy, and the list goes on. Wielding that power and coming out a decent human being at the end of it all is exceedingly rare. Not impossible, but I don't like those odds

>> No.24558222

>>24551607
I actually know what you mean. I unironically did DMT a few times and got those wavy visuals. A few months later, I saw some random video about vibration patterns like your pic. Suddenly clicked how energy is all about these vibrations and the DMT was literally putting me on another wavelength. I even saw two beings hovering over me and it really felt like they were in the room with me. Your post actually sounds plausible after experiencing all of this.

>> No.24558240

>>24558116
1 year long distance? you really think she isn't just fucking someone?

>> No.24558697

>>24557961

I went on a date with one once and she turned out to be totally psychotic

>> No.24558856

>>24551496
this bitch is seriously the most baffling one.

>>24551534
grimes is kind of cute, but her style makes her look very different from time to time, sometimes she's beautiful sometimes she's really grody

>> No.24558911

>>24554211
could see this, she seems like a real one

>> No.24558944

>>24552090
He would have to be completely inept to think his only way to enter chinese markets was to shag some ugly chink... I mean even if that was his strategy he couldn't choose an attractive one?! wtf...

>> No.24559694

That’s his handler.

>> No.24559730

I bet he face book stalks her