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Duper Whale here. I will give 1 ETH to anyone whose post makes me cry. Either from laughter or sadness or whatever. Emotion is my drug. Pics are allowed.

>> No.2454860

>>2454836
youre a fuckin bitch op

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>>2454836


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>> No.2454915

U have all that money yet u still a bitch.

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>> No.2454934

>>2454836
<insert OC hastily made by anon dancing monkey>
How did I do (((OP)))?

>> No.2454949

>>2454836
>19 years old.
>Poorfag family.
>Beg and plead with my parents to let me borrow money to invest in DGB.
>Show them how the price doubled in the time they had been "thinking about it"
>Tell them about how they're presenting to citibank all these guys are making money and I'm missing out.
>They finally agree and let's me borrow $4,000.
>Go ALL IN at 6 cents. ~66,500 DGB
>Presentation is a horrible boat picture.
>Tanks to 3 cents.
>Mom asks how the investment is doing.
>Can't bare to tell her I lost $2,000. This is a fortune to us.
>Lie and tell her I made $1,000.
>She lights up with happiness and tells dad.
>They want to celebrate.
>FUGGGGG.
>Meanwhile Eth doubles in price in like 3 days.
>People saying it could go to $1,000 / replace BTC.
>This is it I have to make it back with this.
>Switch from DGB to ETH when it's $400.
>It immediately TANKS $100.
>FUGGGGGGG I'M SUCH AN IDIOT I BOUGHT AT THE ATH AGAIN.
>Sell at $300.
>It immediately shoots back up to $400.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I fucking lost $2,500 of my parents money in a matter of days.
>Find out this was pretty much the last bit of money they had, no emergency fund.
>They still don't know.
>This can't happen. This can't happen. This can't happen.
>Might need to kill my parents in their sleep and myself.

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>>2454836
take your time. this took many hour to select

>> No.2454959

>>2454951
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>> No.2454961
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sharpie in the butt
DID I GET ETH?

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>>2454836
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Also, I sold 82 ETH at 32€. Have mercy.

>> No.2454966

>>2454836
>Be me @ Uni studying med
>Todays session is about Digital Rectal Exams
70yr old man gets naked and bends over on bed, with literal shit visible on his asshole
>Instructor delicately spreads lube on his finger
:X:D
Goes onto describe the technique to finger this dudes ass
>'Use the pulp of the finger to fight resistance and then quickly slip you finger into his anus'
~not able contain my rank laughter and quickly left to stand outside
>the assistant dean spots me outside and asks me what's wrong
' i was feeling light headed looking at his anus'
>she rushes to get help.
>i'm on a stretcher for the next 20 minutes with 3 teachers bringing me water
the end.

Living on ramen & water. please help me dear whale.
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>> No.2454999

>>2454949
Hey, at least you can cheer them up by telling them not only did they spend an equal amount of money as for a retard test, they got an accurate result too.

Chin up. Perhaps getting you tested was what those savings were for.

>> No.2455018

Garfield did the dirty with Oddie.

>> No.2455022

>>2454836

gf broke up with me and just realized she sent all my ethers somewhere...(it has to be her i dont see how it could be anyone else) doesnt answer my calls......I am only left with her nude pics and 0,1 bitcoins

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>> No.2455028

0xDF71aCCC9f0Ee03457b3d5146e7Cfc981cc0DF67

"All Out Of Love"
Air Supply

I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart

I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

[Chorus:]
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from these long, lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too?
Does the feeling seem oh, so right?

And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on?
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

[Chorus]

Ooh, what are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
What are you thinking of

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late I know I was so wrong

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to I know I was so wrong

[Chorus]

>> No.2455042

>>2455028
Shit I made myself cry inside :(.

That song always reminds me of my ex.

>> No.2455054

>>2454949
Thus is why you should play with less than 5$ when you start. Never invest what you can't afford to lose

>> No.2455058

>>2454836
https://youtu.be/3bdm4NBYxII

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>> No.2455059
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3PAiGmhTbudBiTos81x324brcotu5qStR2H

>> No.2455061

>Penis stuck fidget spinner hole.
>Soap.
>Burns.

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ITT: people who desperately try to play the OP game even though these things are rarely legit, that's gold rush for ya

pic is their faces after posting and waiting for OP

>> No.2455082

>>2454949
I really hope this isn't real.

DGB will hit $.18 at some point in the near future and you're gonna be sad. Eth will also be above $400 soon, but you panic sold.

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<- biz

>> No.2455110

>>2455022
2FA poster boy right here

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>>2454836
Pls Duper Whale

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>>2455085

>> No.2455148

single dad
2 kids under 5
euro poor wage slave
working hard, small crypto holding
need cash to develop/sell my own products to provide a better life for my family

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>> No.2455151

Have portfolio of £26.Bought DGB 2160 because of obvious mooning. You know the rest 0x0fad310441627a8899dbd96fa4322db815f150ed

>> No.2455161

This shit always makes me laugh, maybe it'll be good for you too: http://imgur.com/gallery/jPZbQ

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Thanks!

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>>2454836
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I give you the meme of my people.

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>>2455123
I wish that was me

also if anyone has a printer please do this with a picture of Vitalik Buterin. I will fucken gift you nothing but respect.

>> No.2455215

After 32 years me and my dad finally started getting along. Then a month later he died of a brain aneurysm. I was depressed at the time so I ignored his final call to me. I really wish I would have answered. I don't hate myself for it, but this Fathers Day will be the first without mine. Really bummed.

Don't know if you'll connect to this or not, but thanks for letting me vent.

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>> No.2455224

nah

>> No.2455237

>>2454836

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLKftnT254egXWEpPSOLH974D9A111BYez&v=VsPAbTf5SDU

0x2c8893ae7f35485a713df9ed4a6a437714e33b3e

those fucking cats man

>> No.2455238

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y
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>> No.2455254

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Piy5dA-gsI

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2455356

>implying op will ever deliver

>> No.2455364

>>2455356
0xb76f5748429f841c6cb7b13a22e6603f54ab0757

>> No.2455365
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>> No.2455414

>>2454836
Watch this and cry...:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEL0yiZWToU

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>> No.2455435

>>2454836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic_KKMSfufA

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>> No.2455437

Unless you have (or had) a shitty relationship with your mother, you will cry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpgvwCZuV1I

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>> No.2455454 [DELETED] 

>>2454836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWg4dnXCpt8

>> No.2455455

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oPWh_gJoc

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>> No.2455461

>>2454836
Lynch meets KOTH edit. Will make you cry with laughter. I win now, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shn9JYav-Jk

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>> No.2455478

>>2454836
Decide on who won already!!!

>> No.2455637

>>2454836
I'm a fucking Pajeet from Eastern Europe. That's sad enough to cry on it's own. Never even seen a Lambo and I don't even have internet. I'm literally sending a letter by donkey to the nearest internet cafe to someone to type this up. Fuck my life.

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>> No.2455688

My mother died years ago. She had brain cancer and ended up crying because she couldn't even speak her last days. I will be scarred for life due to that and remembering it still makes me tear up.
I wish 4chan was a nicer place, I would upload some of our photos together when she was healthy.
Whatever you do, PLEASE, take care of your family. They won't always be there.

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>> No.2455705

0x9896033bd4282ba5c159835927f3030f8688c273

>grew up in a cardboard box
>parents rape me every day
>mfw ayy lmao

>> No.2455724

>>2455646
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>> No.2455734

>>2455646
*0xEcC37dA54d8186f3968CA07161F28FD311173d78

>> No.2455743

>>2455705
You had a cardboard box! Stop showing off!

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>> No.2455744

>>2455688
I never even think about my parents. I have no good memories with them. Sometimes I think about if they were to die and it doesn't really make me that sad... Is there something wrong with me or will I actually feel pain when it becomes reality one day?

>> No.2455773

>>2455744
Well throughout the years I've seen that people aren't as attached as they used to be. Maybe my mother was special or different, but I loved her like I've never ever loved anyone.
There is nothing wrong with you, maybe your parents were not as good as mine (sorry if it sounds arrogant, English is not my first language) and so you don't care for them as much as I do.

>> No.2455785

>had the best dad of the world
>always used to play with me after work. really loved me and my bro
>one day. i came back from elementary school
>mom was all furious and angry and stuff
> i asked what happened and where dad is
>she told me he broke up with her. got another woman and a kid
> didnt understand the world
> dad would never do such a thing
> went to my room. after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back
> was really sad. started crying and stuff
> one month passed, not a single sign from dad
> the next 3 months. sadness changed to anger
> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye
> years passed, started to forgot about him
> already had a familiy and own childs. loved them really much
> the more i loved my children. the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me
> one day. my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer
> didn‘t give a flying fuck. he forgot me
> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him
> arrived at hometown hospital
> everybody was there. even my mom for some reason
> everybody was crying. he just died.
> did not shed a single tear
> 3 days later. my mom gave me an fucking huge basket full of letters
>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn‘t gave them to me
> my heart crushed
> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff
> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff
> there was no fucking other family
> it was a one-man-flat. one bed
> and in the middle of the living room
> in the middle of the living room
> there was a picture of my brother. my mom and me

oldie but a goldie
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