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[Anonymous No.24543296]

MY MOM IS KICKING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 37.5 LINK?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 15 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.24543322]

>>24543296
pasta.

no one fall for it.

>Halo 3
good times lmao

[Anonymous No.24543608]

>>24543296
kek give her bonded tokens. she'll have more use for them than chainlink which really doesn't mean jack to a normie in any way, shape or form. I don't believe in the oxford comma so just fuck right off

[Anonymous No.24544110]

>>24543296
Fuck you OP you are not the real "mom is kicking me out" guy. Fucking imposter