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[Anonymous No.24527861]

should i spend $2k to lose my virginity to an escort or to buy more crypto?

[Anonymous No.24527876]

>>24527861
virginity is temporary, crypto are forever.

[Anonymous No.24527881]

lmfao

[Anonymous No.24527895]

nothing will change if you pay for an escort except you might get an std or some shame that follows you for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.24527902]

>>24527861
Spend $25 on a one month Tinder Plus subscription and the rest on crypto.

[Anonymous No.24527915]

>>24527861
Sex is overrated. Gets boring

[Anonymous No.24527917]

>>24527861
2k?
Anon you should be paying $20

[Anonymous No.24527934]

>>24527861
Pretty obvious. Get yo dick wet.

[Anonymous No.24527940]

>>24527861
>losing your virginity with a condom on

you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.24527948]

>>24527861
i haven't had sex since 2007 and i'd say buy crypto

[Anonymous No.24527974]

If you can’t find a hot hooker for 300-400$ you’re a moron

[Anonymous No.24528005]

>>24527861
2k? why not take a nice girl your age out for 40$ a night, take her out a few nights go somewhere fun a few times. and before you know it she will want sex more then you do. and if she dont just find another. that 2k can go a long way taking girls out. worst case you had fun and visited somewhere that you wanted to and got to know another person.

think about it, you spend 20-40$ or max 100$ on a night out and get to know someone and have fun. key is to go to a place that you want to go to this way if u dont like the company atleast u still had fun.

then wait till she msgs u back and go out again, do that a few times and ur in. if she dont msg or call you back just go on to the next one.

key is go to a place you want to go to, and just have fun enjoy yourself get to know someone. if it dont click no big deal its a win win you had fun.

escorts is retarteded its 1 night and u neva gona see her again, u dont get to know anyone, u dont get to have a possible friend, you dont get to explore anywhere or eat nicely,
all you get is a carnal pleasure that lasts for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.24528033]

Just do what I did anon , I lost mine to a chubby off tinder

[Anonymous No.24528079]

>>24527895
>>24528005
thanks, i needed this

[Anonymous No.24528389]

>>24527861
Sex on its own isn't anything special, and having it with someone you don't care about is really just masturbation with another person in the room. What really is nice are the feelings of intimacy and being desired, but you can't get that from an escort.

Don't waste your money, just fap instead.

[Anonymous No.24528472]

>>24527861
lol paying 2k for a hooker? you're retarded... but it in a lowcap

[Anonymous No.24528491]

>>24527861
2k lmao more like 30 or less for a quick dip

[Anonymous No.24528499]

>>24527861
crypto

[Anonymous No.24528503]

>>24527861
Buy more crypto, and reserve a bit for a massage with happy ending contingent on your muscles being stiff from working out. It's how I roll.
Keep it up long enough and you'll get laid on your own, promise.

[Anonymous No.24528605]

Put it on link sell at 10x and have a gangbang

[Anonymous No.24528609]

>>24527895
>shame that follows you for the rest of your life
only lasts about 2 weeks from my experience

[Anonymous No.24528632]

>>24527861
If you have to ask you aren't gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.24528639]

>>24527861
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

[Anonymous No.24528753]

I paid for an escort back when I was 28 and it was the best thing ever.

Since she knew she was my first, she was really eager to do me.

I got to knock off so many things off my to do list from tongue on tongue kissing to pounding pussy in mating position. Best $250 I've spent

[Anonymous No.24528769]

>>24528005
>getting to know women
>befriending women
>having fun as an adult

[Anonymous No.24528815]

>>24527861
easy 10x once you buy the dip before the next bull run. with the gains you can lose your virginity ten times

[Anonymous No.24528875]

>>24528769
True. The only time I fuck women is when I pay for them. I can't stand being responsible for anyone's emotions

[Anonymous No.24528899]

>>24527895
I lost my virginity with a escort and it was the best decision i've made. When I finally got a real girl she didn't laugh at me because I was a turbovirgin

But 2k? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.24529068]

>>24528005
>

[Anonymous No.24529200]

>Be you
>2025
>See price of coins reach extreme highs
>"FUUUCKK I SHOULD HAVE INVESTED THOSE 2k INSTEAD, I WOULD HAVE HAD 200K BY NOW"
>Pink wojack threads every single day

[Anonymous No.24529841]

My entire life changed for the better after getting it over with an escort. Seriously, no more anxiety when interacting with girls, mind is clear, and I'm much more confident now. Although the cost is you lose a very special first time experience with someone you truly love. If you think that is a good trade off then go for it.

[Anonymous No.24529880]

>>24528079
Not only that, but potentially also, you might be able to get a lot more sex for less than 2k.
Saves money and you can invest the rest for future gains.

[Anonymous No.24529928]

>>24527902
What;s so better about Tinder gold?

[Anonymous No.24529997]

>>24529841
My entire life changed for the better after getting it over with a crypto wallet. Seriously, no more anxiety when interacting with cryptos, mind is clear, and I'm much more confident now. Although the cost is you lose a very special loss you'd get buying PLTR and seeing red dildos for a week. If you think that is a good trade off then go for it faggot.

[Anonymous No.24530002]

>>24527861
That depends, do you want whore now, or possibility of many whores later?

[Anonymous No.24530089]

>>24527861
>>24527934
>>24527948
>>24527974
>>24528005
>>24528079
>>24528389
>>24528472
>>24528499
>>24528632
>>24528769
>>24528769
>>24529200
>>24529841
>>24529880
>>24529928
>>24529997
>>24530002

ALL OF YOU INCELS BETTER LISTEN UP.
this is exactly what you're gonna do.

You're gonna go to walmart. Get a yougut cup. Put it in the microwave for 60 seconds, take it out, and put your dick in it while you're doing pushups.

THAT is a about how as good some loose fucking terrible fuckig ass fucking pussy from some god damn herpes ridden e-thot'll feel like.
buy crypto.

[Anonymous No.24530189]

>>24530089
lol based faggot

[Anonymous No.24530218]

>>24530089
Wouldn't the yogurt become really watery after 60 seconds?

[Anonymous No.24530230]

>>24528005
Seeking arrangement dude, I pay a girls rent and she goes out whenever I ask her and comes and fucks twice a week.

[Anonymous No.24530275]

>>24530089
I have fucked yogurt and virgin pussy and this is verifiable false
Debunked

[Anonymous No.24530301]

>>24530089
do I put my dick in it while I'm in the walmart?

[Anonymous No.24530322]

>>24530275
No, that is my point, that its not gonna be virgin pussy, its a fucking meat hallway with a "floor is wet sign" at the end of it, and that's it.

Not worth 2000, better off fucking warm yogurt, it'll offer more friction

[Anonymous No.24530356]

>>24527876
>>24527895
this

[Anonymous No.24530435]

>>24530089
>Put it in the microwave for 60 seconds
> scalding hot
Not thanks

[Anonymous No.24530470]

>>24527861
show me her feet
only then i can make a reasonable judgement

[Anonymous No.24530495]

>>24530435
It never got too hot for me, pretty solid, sometimes I do it while listening to the Far Cry soundtrack just to keep me focused, I love fucking warm yogurt.

[Anonymous No.24530618]

>>24530470
here man

[Anonymous No.24530622]

>>24527876
both are forever for a good chunk of /biz/ desu

[Anonymous No.24530844]

>>24527861
What country are you from? $2k is far too excessive. Just some points for your risk assessment;

>you will fuck like shit as a virgin. Escorts are a way to get better without negative feedback loops messing you up.
>since you are a virgin, you will fall in love and will spend more money to gain validation from this escort
>you will probably catch an std. Molluscum at best, herpes at worst. Google images them
>the more practice at fucking you have, the higher confidence you will have around women. Yes, they can sense this
If you must, just get a rub and tug. My recommendation? Seek first the kingdom of God. God made you in his image, don't debase your's and the escort's inherent dignity. Focus on humanitarian pursuits, and uphold the sanctity of marriage. Find a good Christian virgin girl. She probably won't look like anyone on Insta but she has been raised right and adore you. You owe it to you and her.

[Anonymous No.24530887]

>>24527861
Paid sex doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.24530906]

I have paid 3 girls over the past few months to lick their feet and suck their toes

I am a kissless virgin

I don't regret it at all

[Anonymous No.24530922]

>>24530844
I'm from California, the escort at >>24530618 goes for $1k an hour, but I decided to invest in crypto instead and you're right I do need to go back to church.

[Anonymous No.24530923]

>>24527861
As soon as you bust that nut you’ll want your $2000 back.

[Anonymous No.24530958]

>>24530089
don't do it, this creates mustard gas

[Anonymous No.24531045]

do it you pussy

mid 30s crypto millionaire been fucking escorts since i was 20

ask me anything

[Anonymous No.24531093]

>>24531045
are you happy

[Anonymous No.24531225]

>>24530922
4 “Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? 5 And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders 6 and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

Go to church tomorrow, the devil tempts us to destroy our relationship with God. It's us who turn away from Him, He will never abandons us. Keep vigilant, the devil is at work always. The great news is God gives us multiple opportunities to turn to Him. You are probably going through challenges right now, be strong - you are being tested to strengthen your faith.

"“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble of heart; and you will find rest. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.”