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24490535 No.24490535 [Reply] [Original]

Are funds Safu with this man? inb4 "not your keys, not your BTC"

>> No.24490575

>>24490535
inbl8 not your keys not your funds

>> No.24490610

I trust this US regulated company more than I trust myself. I'm not an american so I don't care about the IRS aspect. Coinbase has no ties with my government tax authorities.

>> No.24490633
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24490633

>>24490535
>NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS

>> No.24490774

>>24490610
Also to add to this, there's a nice feeling knowing that someone is responsible for your crypto holdings. Especially since if he ends up losing my linkies, I'll pay him a visit... in minecraft ;)

>> No.24491178

I've heard rumors that these fucks are going to start enforcing KYC on personal wallets soon. The "anonymous" aspect would be completely nulled at this point.

>> No.24491307

>>24490535
unknown factoid: Brain remembers everyones seed in individual brain wallets.
Its why they've never been hacked

>> No.24491335

cryptoskinhead

>> No.24491390

>>24491307
They're hacked daily. They don't want you to know.

If you didn't know, there's a bunch of tools on exploit. There's vendors that specifically sell Withdrawal exploits to bypass any email password needed and there's special tools like Modlishka to bypass 2FA.

>> No.24491424

>>24491307
their api keys were leaked back in 2012 or so, they used to requiere api key access toggled on for their mobile app to work and a lot of people had their wallets drained. they paid back most and swept it under the rug.

>> No.24491959

>>24490535
who dat

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>>24491959

>> No.24492365

>>24492264
I cant remember every bald guy, anon. They all look the same. More so than asians.

>> No.24493602

>>24491959
Coinbase ceo

>> No.24493963

>>24490535
not your keys not your crypto

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>>24491959
Just the most based man in crypto

>> No.24495001

>>24490535
not your Volk, not your Führer

>> No.24495647

>>24490535
Boys got bootyhole lickin lips

>> No.24496126

Funds are safu

>> No.24496158

>>24490535
Based alien crypto man

>> No.24497753

>>24490633
>coins
Idiot. They're not coins. They're just entries in a decentralized ledger, idiot. How do you not even have a basic understanding of what you're buying, moron?

>> No.24497762

>>24490535
The whole point of crypto is to hold your own shit

>> No.24497934

Not trusting exchanges is a vestige of the MtGox, Crypsty, and early Bitfinex days where shit was getting hacked and exit scamming left and right. It's also spouted by the schizo ultra-libertarians that are paranoid of the government coming to steal their measly coins.

Coinbase is 100% safe for storing coins. In fact you're more likely to lose your coins fucking around with some hardware wallet and seed phrase.

>> No.24497986

remember the BCH listing

>> No.24498498

>>24497986
at literal top of the last bubble, funny how that works