/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24448889]

Bi-Partisan COVID $900 Billion bill proposed.

[Anonymous No.24448910]

>>24448889
Fineprint: 899 billion goes to jews and niggers

[Anonymous No.24448918]

It’s the OG tether

[Anonymous No.24448940]

$900 BILLION OF BITCOINS TO ENTER CIRCULATION

SELLSELL SELL SLELLL

[Anonymous No.24448947]

Lmao

> "aww jeez nah we can't do it Trump sorry"
*immediately post election*
> "here's our bipartisan major relief bill"

[Anonymous No.24448955]

>>24448889
Still waiting on my hazard pay you boomer fucks

[Anonymous No.24448983]

>>24448910
/thread

[Anonymous No.24449011]

They may as well say a gorillion dollars are being printed, I don't think anyone gives a fuck at this point about inflation

[Anonymous No.24449012]

>>24448940
don't worry it's only BTC West

[Anonymous No.24449020]

>>24448910

[Anonymous No.24449033]

There's no way this will pass.

[Anonymous No.24449040]

>>24448889
Lmfao didn’t trump want to do like 2 trillion almost?

[Anonymous No.24449076]

900B yeah that's all going to Jews no more stimulus checks? Fuck Republicunts

[Anonymous No.24449081]

Print Commander of the 79th Legion reporting for active duty SIR.

I bring you fresh printers, 50,000 strong SIR.

READY TO PRINT SIR.

PLUG'N'LOAD BOYS, WE PRINT AT DAWN.

[Anonymous No.24449087]

>>24448889
Bi partisan just means the democrats asked for A B C D E F G and only got A B D and E. Republicans get nothing, they only cede ground in "compromises" and suddenly trannies are teaching your kids about buttsex.

[Anonymous No.24449115]

>
The bipartisan agreement includes about $300 billion in funding for small businesses through the Paycheck Protection Program, aides said. It also includes $40 billion to assist hard-hit transit agencies and rental assistance funding for those facing eviction, as well as about $50 billion in health care, including to help with vaccine distribution and testing and tracing of the coronavirus. The effort was expected to leave out a second round of $1,200 stimulus payments, as a way to bring down its overall price tag, even though that measure is supported by both Trump and Pelosi.


It's all fucking money for businesses, nothing to people that need it.

[Anonymous No.24449153]

>The bipartisan agreement includes about $300 billion in funding for small businesses through the Paycheck Protection Program, aides said. It also includes $40 billion to assist hard-hit transit agencies and rental assistance funding for those facing eviction, as well as about $50 billion in health care, including to help with vaccine distribution and testing and tracing of the coronavirus. The effort was expected to leave out a second round of $1,200 stimulus payments, as a way to bring down its overall price tag, even though that measure is supported by both Trump and Pelosi.


It's all fucking money for businesses, nothing to people that need it.

[Anonymous No.24449183]

>>24449087
if teachers arent teaching them about buttsex their boyfriends or /lgbt/ will. fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.24449185]

Now, to unveil to the world our secret military economic weapon: the Gigaprinter.

China, Russia, and you cuck Euros, we're coming for you.

[Anonymous No.24449203]

>>24449087

This lmfao. They get C F G in a later bill 2 years from now.

[Anonymous No.24449282]

>>24449153
People need jobs which they dint have due to these businesses being hit the most

[Anonymous No.24449414]

>>24449183
Nobody taught kids about buttsex and they didnt have any years ago. If your son has a boyfriend its too late, most children call you a faggot if you even look soft. That means you have defective genetics, probably the kid with his chin back 2 inches from his lips.

[Anonymous No.24449504]

>>24449414
youre fucking retarded and cleary grew up sheltered.

[Anonymous No.24449536]

>>24449153
>nothing to people that need it.
Either you are anti-Semitic (implying jews are not people) or you are ignorant on why Jews in America need more money.

[Anonymous No.24449556]

>>24449282
Capitalist dicksucker

[Anonymous No.24449576]

>>24448889
money printer go brrrrrt

They are killing the dollar faster than the American dream.

[Anonymous No.24449613]

>>24449556
Assuming the money goes to actual mom and pop businesses I don't see the problem. Would you rather these places shut down permanently meaning all the employees have no jobs and instead rely on $1200 for six months?

[Anonymous No.24449652]

>>24449282
Id rather get a $1000 check from the state than my employer get a $50,000 check and decide how to split it amongst 50 people.

[Anonymous No.24449661]

>>24449504
His psychosis kicking in

[Anonymous No.24449694]

>>24449613
Why not freeze rent so people aren’t evicted & businesses arent forced to shut down

[Anonymous No.24449719]

>>24449694

>DOOD JUST HALT RENT HAHA

[Anonymous No.24449733]

>>24449652
Or your wagie job doesn't die and you keep getting paid which would amount to more than $1000
>>24449694
I would agree, although there are other operating costs for msot places

[Anonymous No.24449902]

>>24448955
>>24449011
>>24449033
>>24449733

Check'd

[Anonymous No.24449958]

>>24449504
Nah Im pretty sure we grew up when studies werent showing that mens testosterone levels are low due to environmental factors aka corporations fucking with our diets etc. Faggotry is a mental illness, and gender dysphoria absolutely is. The scientific institutions like the APA threw out all the science and adopted purely ideological standpoints not supported by facts says the former APA president, I believe it was called the leona tyler(spelling) principle, the thing they threw out.. Youre on the wrong side of history.

[Anonymous No.24450007]

We need moar

[Anonymous No.24450017]

>>24449087
Lol
Mitch McConnell has been holding up the stimulus for months, guarantee you this bill gives him more of what he wants

[Anonymous No.24450136]

>>24449719
Rather they do that then bail out kike trust fund babies who spent 200k on a gender studies degree

[Anonymous No.24450208]

>>24448889
>no second money check

thats a yikes from me nibbba

[Anonymous No.24450366]

>>24450136
You're a very stupid person arn't you?

[Anonymous No.24450439]

>>24449958
hurrr i only believe the old science not the new science. fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.24450445]

Oh now they can do stuff post election

[Anonymous No.24450452]

>election ends
>suddenly a second stimulus check for the plebs is off the table
that really sends my noggin joggin

[Anonymous No.24450492]

>>24449012
BSV is BTC west

[Anonymous No.24450503]

>>24448889
why the fuck is btc dumping? this news should be enough to get us to $25k

[Anonymous No.24450530]

>>24449183
You are dead demon.

[Anonymous No.24450563]

>>24449504
WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU LEFTIST PUSSIES

[Anonymous No.24450600]

>>24449719
OY VEY IS THIS GOY INSANE? HALVE RENT PAYMENTS ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH

[Anonymous No.24450633]

>>24449183
Cocksucker faggot pedo, go push a sharpened spork up your urethra on twitch.

[Anonymous No.24450637]

>>24449536
Kill yourself jew scum

[Anonymous No.24450667]

>>24450503
Investing in btc is investing in China NOOB

[Anonymous No.24450686]

>>24450633
Checked.

[Anonymous No.24450708]

>>24448947
ahh jeez duuude, 2 trillion? the best i can do is 3.50 duuude

[Anonymous No.24450717]

>>24449536
Heil Hitler

[Anonymous No.24450750]

>>24449556
Homo you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.24450763]

>>24450708
my legg bro, i got these pills

[Anonymous No.24450808]

>>24450445
>Steve Israel
OK now they're just fucking with us

[Anonymous No.24450826]

>>24449694
>>24450439
Are we getting raided by faggots? Seen lots of people with less than 1k in their bank account lately on biz

[Anonymous No.24450872]

>>24449556
Sir something has happened at Reddit, they need you, better go back quick.

[Anonymous No.24451011]

>>24448910
It always does.
99% to the former though.

[Anonymous No.24451109]

$900b isn’t enough. Homelessness going up even faster than before, lawlessness increasing as well. People getting desperate and hungry af. I’m really shocked how cruel this Congress is. McConnell is legit a demon.

[Anonymous No.24451204]

>>24450708
>>24450763
fucking kek, so glad that anon posted that Sam Hyde vid this morning, even moreso that it's getting referenced so much

[Anonymous No.24451231]

>>24449694
>let’s just crash 2 markets instead of just one, hurdur
You fucking retard, if rent gets halted then it’s not profitable for the landlord, who still has to pay the mortgage, shits getting sold after your first lease.

[Anonymous No.24451268]

>>24450439
There isn’t new science, it’s purely ideological nonsense

[Anonymous No.24451282]

>>24451011
Even if the 99% went to the niggers it still finds it’s way back to the jews. This is why Jews support the welfare state. The money comes from us, and the nigger spends the money on consumerism and so ends up back in the hands of the Jew. It’s a sneaky method of wealth transfer using niggers as middlemen

[Anonymous No.24451297]

>>24450445
Show us the Republicans too cunt

[Anonymous No.24452695]

>>24448889
I remember coming on here trying to get people to think about a universal minimum income that would have replaced the entire apparatus of entitlements and would have let anyone who thought they could come up with something better to do with their time than be forced by rent-seekers and labor-market capitalists to work bullshit jobs.

My formula was simple, approximately 44 million people (average number raiding the food banks) getting $1000 cash for 12 months was only 538 billion, and when you subtracted the costs of the entitlement programs it wholly replaced (social security, food stamps, etc) paid for itself.

And what did /biz/ say?

WAAAAHHHHHHHH MUH SOCIALISM MUH COMMUNISM MUH ECONMOIMC PARADIGM MUH UNTESTED THEORY MUH, MUH, MUH Yang Gang cultmembarssssss

And now, here we are, I think its been about $3, what? Trillion? and you plebes have fucking nothing. NOTHING.

Keep sending me with my 7 fig. net worth those checks, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

[Anonymous No.24452928]

>>24452695
Archive link?

[Anonymous No.24452988]

>>24449040
You’re thinking of the democrats

[Anonymous No.24453230]

>>24448889
>2021-1
>billions
That won't cut it, trillions or gtfo

[Anonymous No.24453282]

more like bisexual group of senators

[Anonymous No.24453990]

>>24449414
>He wasn't having butt sex from at latest the age of 15
VIRGIN

[Anonymous No.24454134]

>>24452695
Yeah well post-2016 conservatives have a mental fucking illness so what can you expect.

They're too skullfucked by Trump's off brand demagoguery to consider any ideas at all that don't come the fuhrers mouth, let alone ponder the reality that is that UBI is ultimately a very libertarian idea.

t. American angry over the fact that so many retards populate my country

[Anonymous No.24455419]

>>24451282
I love that biz actually listens to Mike Enoch.

[Anonymous No.24455939]

>>24448910
And $500 million goes to Israel, and the last $500 million goes to jeff bezos for pandemic assistance

[Anonymous No.24456034]

>>24449282
No they don't, because for every dollar that you give to a business for "pandemic relief" probably 90 cents ends up in dividends for shareholders. If you want to make a difference then pay the people directly. As a tax payer its a slap in the face to hand money over to corporations while people starve. Corporations arent people, the people are suffering and it would be nice to have politicians actually help the people instead of capitulating to shecklestien INC.

[Anonymous No.24456052]

>>24449087
Republicans are the biggest fucking cucks on the planet Their entire political platform is giving democrats half of what they want ad-infinitum and then it's 2020 and they're like 'yeah, I support immigrants and gun confiscation for anyone and trannies too as long as they're 18 not 8 ok".
Fucking pussies.

[Anonymous No.24456095]

>>24449733
Dude, american airlines isnt going under, JP Morgan isnt going under. Most of the money is going to financial institutions which then buy financial assets to enrich shareholders. NONE of this money is to help the american people. Its a handful of kikes pulling the biggest heist in history.

[Anonymous No.24456101]

How much of this is going to rich corporatists? I don't want more QE-esque inflation tax on the bottom 90% of the nation.

[Anonymous No.24456169]

>>24452695
>would have let anyone who thought they could come up with something better to do with their time than be forced by rent-seekers and labor-market capitalists to work bullshit jobs.
This has been debunked.

[Anonymous No.24456227]

>>24449081
PRINTER BONQUESHA REPORTING FOR THE 79TH LEGION SIR

I AM A NEW DIVERSITY HIRE, AND I'M GLAD TO BE ON THE TEAM

[Anonymous No.24456254]

>>24456034
>because for every dollar that you give to a business for "pandemic relief" probably 90 cents ends up in dividends for shareholders.
Where is the actual source on this? Is this fine print available online

[Anonymous No.24456265]

>>24456101
The plan is to choke out all the small businesses and allow our corporate government to aquire these assets. Massive companies like mondelez, adm, cargill, and Unilever can buy up smaller competitors.

[Anonymous No.24456344]

>tether is a scam!!! They just print it out of thin air! Buttcorn scam loll

[Anonymous No.24456400]

>>24456254
How has that trickle down economics worked for ya? I grew up in a super rich suburb and have family that works for some of the largest investment firms in the US. I will tell you that trickle down doesnt work. Anything extra goes into trusts for the kids, or gifts, or vacations. Never in my experience do rich people understand what it means to have to work, or give two shits about the less fortunate. All the philanthropy bullshit is just a way for them to curate private projects and reap tax benefits. FUCK the rich.

[Anonymous No.24456538]

>>24456400
I'm just asking for a legitimate source on the idea of stimulus money being used for shareholder dividends.

[Anonymous No.24456577]

Most of the kids I grew up with just jet set and collect 6 figures a year from their trusts and dividends. they didnt work hard and make something of themselves, and neither didn their parents. You have generations of people that dont work, dont earn anything or face any adversity, controlling society.

[Anonymous No.24456614]

>>24456095
>Most of the money is going to financial institutions which then buy financial assets to enrich shareholders

Source?

[Anonymous No.24456631]

I'll be sure to load up on more API3 then.

[Anonymous No.24456694]

>>24456538
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/09/09/small-business-loan-fraud-crackdown-410406

https://legal.thomsonreuters.com/blog/4-billion-in-ppp-loans-already-red-flagged/

[Anonymous No.24456766]

>>24456694
Not proof of using it in dividends but, after everything that has happened the last 4 years. I cant imagine a large corporation wouldn't find a way to funnel this no strings attached $$$ to their coffers

[Anonymous No.24457147]

>>24456694
Hey man both of these articles relate to small-business loans. Not necessarily large-corporation stimulus loans or massive bond buybacks we saw for (((AAPL)))

[Anonymous No.24457563]

>>24449087
>Republicans get nothing
These bills are 90% corporate bailouts, what are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.24457791]

>The plan would provide an extra $300 in unemployment insurance for 18 weeks, including for gig workers and people covered under the CARES Act, Manchin said, adding that it would be retroactive to Tuesday, Dec. 1.
They meant retroactive to before that date right? So unemployed people would get $5,400 upfront then?

[Anonymous No.24457922]

>>24455419

He’s made a fortune in crypto

[Anonymous No.24457946]

>>24448889
How much goes to corporations and jews and how much goes to American families and small business?

[Anonymous No.24457966]

>>24449185
what is this

[Anonymous No.24459140]

>>24448889
$dxy = 91.20

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.24459225]

>>24457563
>These bills are 90% corporate bailouts,
Where is the source for this? Where in the fine print does it indicate this 900B will be used for "Corporate bailouts"?

[Anonymous No.24459258]

>>24456227
Finally. The hero we fucking need in these times.

[Anonymous No.24459343]

>>24459225
That’s what the last ones were used for.

[Anonymous No.24459366]

>>24459343
The last covid stimulus was used for corporate bailouts? Like what exactly? Bond buybacks?

[Anonymous No.24459385]

>>24449652
this

[Anonymous No.24459471]

No $1200 check. Only gibs.

[Anonymous No.24459506]

>>24456095
Based and black pilled

[Anonymous No.24459572]

>>24448910
LET'S GO TRICKLE DOWN!

[Anonymous No.24459650]

>>24448889
okay so how many dollars does that equate to for me? and when are we getting it? i need PC parts and chainlink

[Anonymous No.24459665]

>>24450017
Shot down already
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/01/coronavirus-stimulus-update-senators-to-unveil-relief-bill.html

[Anonymous No.24459683]

>>24457946
>How much goes to corporations and jew
99%
>how much goes to American families and small business?
1%

[Anonymous No.24459718]

>>24448889
imagine the inflation

[Anonymous No.24459750]

>>24457966
Maybe it's the LHC. I was there once when I was in highschool, an amazing thing, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.24459788]

>>24448910
Just kill me bros.

[Anonymous No.24459802]

>>24457966
CERN

[Anonymous No.24460282]

>>24448910
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.24460370]

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[Anonymous No.24460428]

>>24449183
Are you serious? People have been having buttsex for centuries

[Anonymous No.24460440]

>>24450366
>drawing ms paint basedjacks yourself
it just makes you pathetic.

[Anonymous No.24460463]

https://youtu.be/WEMCYBPUR00

[Anonymous No.24460581]

>>24449011
>A GORILLION DOLLARS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>JEROME POWELL WAS THE PILOT

[Anonymous No.24460717]

Niggers and minorities deserve NOTHING. covid has been a blessing.

[Anonymous No.24461202]

>>24454134
>UBI is ultimately a very libertarian idea.

No sir, it is not.

t.libertarian

[Anonymous No.24461250]

>>24449536
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.24461805]

>>24457966
Your mother vagin