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MY WEED DEALER WONT SELL ME WEED ANYMORE CAUSE HER BOYFRIEND WENT THROUGH HER PHONE AND SAW MY DICK

WTF BROS WHY DID SHE SAVE IT TO HER FUCKING PHOTO ALBUM HOW COULD SHE BE SO STUPID?????

IM GOING CRAZY WITHOUT WEED IM DRINKING AND SMOKING CIGARETTES TO COPE AND I DONT EVEN LIKE IT NOW I FEEL LIKE FUCKING SHIT FUUUUUUUUUCK MY LINKIES WONT EVEN MOON ITS A FUCKING 14 DOLLAR STABLE COIN AND NOW IM DEPRESSED AS FUCK IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.24436247

You sound like a little bitch

>> No.24436259

whiny fag

>> No.24436262

>>24436247
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>> No.24436265

I bought cocaine off my coke dealer about 3 weeks ago after returning from a 2 week london bender drunk and off my head. I spilled vodka all over his new car and mentioned severeal local drug dealers to him saying i was buying from them and has he heard of them

Anyway I forgot what else isaid to him I was almost blackout drunk. he refuses to sell to me after that lol. I think its a combination of seeing me extremely fucked up, blabbing and him feeling sorry for me.

Feel good about that, just have to make the other 2 feel the same and its plain sailing. might tell them im suciidal and see if it scares them off

>> No.24436282

are dick pics actually a thing? do women like it? i am told by the jew media that they dont

>> No.24436286

>>24436216
>IM GOING CRAZY WITHOUT WEED
lmao

>> No.24436288

>>24436216
bro just use dmns. price to quality ratio is the best there. its actually pretty competitive.

>> No.24436310

>>24436288
whats that? the only other person i know is jamal in the hood and his weed always has mold on it

>> No.24436311

How did he know it was your dick faggot?

>> No.24436328

>>24436311
she must of told him idk either that or he read our chat log that she never deleted.

>> No.24436344

>>24436328
nice save

>> No.24436360

>>24436328
Dude that bitch getting caught forget her

I see it from miles away

She sounds soooooooo sloppy bro she did you a favor

>> No.24436367

im dumping her fucking nudes in this thread. shes half jap half white. i hope he doesnt browse biz

>> No.24436381

Well I think truly the moral of the story is to not send pics of your dick to your weed dealers gf. Quit blaming her, this is really all your fault.

>> No.24436386

>>24436216
It’s just weed, nigga. Take a couple shots and shut the fuck up.

>> No.24436390

>>24436360
the weed was so good though and only 200/oz

>> No.24436402

but plz commence with the nudez

>> No.24436415

>>24436367
Well??

>> No.24436417

you are a fucking sissy i cold turkey weed, i've been a chronic user for almost a decate, bunched the wall so hard I tought my fucking hand broke, so dont be a fucking sissy boy and grow up

>> No.24436420

>>24436265
Cool story bro

>>24436216
You are a massive faggot. How is it hard to find weed? You must live in a shithole AND be too autistic to make friends.

>> No.24436430

>>24436386
i cant drink during the day ill fall asleep. i smoke weed from morning till night

>> No.24436431

>>24436390
Im getting $90 an ounce for FIRE

TOR faggot

Forget the whore shes getting caught

>> No.24436453

>>24436216
You compromise your plug. You deserve it. I'd take a picture from what I just picked up but who knows how you fucking autists doxx people nowadays.

>> No.24436457

>>24436216
>no backup dealers on speed dial

NGMI

>> No.24436469 [DELETED] 
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24436469

Here ya go coomers

>> No.24436470

>>24436216
>not growing your own drugs
I don’t get you people
How hard is it to grow your own weed and magic mushroom?
I fucking grown yeast and made booze in my camel back during basic training
How you can’t grow some plants in your OWN HOME?
Ngmi ngmi ngmi

>> No.24436473

>>24436216
Why would you ever send nudes over something besides snapchat?

>> No.24436476

>>24436431
where? I used to be on cgmc

>> No.24436479

>>24436417
Try breathing

>> No.24436480

>>24436430
Post the dick pic or her nudes tho. Something

>> No.24436492

>>24436469

oof, also nice 69 get

>> No.24436496

>>24436216
christ, imagine living somewhere with illegal weed lmao

>> No.24436502
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24436502

>still smoking weed in 2020

>> No.24436503

>>24436476
Hey man I was just kidding how stupid can you be to believe you can buy drugs on the internet

>> No.24436504

>>24436469
Nigga no one wants to see your dick. Anyway how does she look without those filters?

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24436511

>>24436216
>>24436265
>>24436288
>>24436367
>>24436390
>>24436430
>>24436453
So this faggot niigger thread stays up and my pie thread gets pruned? FUCKING TRANNY JANNIES REEEEEEEEE

>> No.24436522

>>24436216
imagine paying for a plant you can grow yourself

>> No.24436531

>>24436511
I am way more interested in your pie than whatever this gay thread is

>> No.24436535

>>24436479
yeah its a fresh experience for me for sure

>> No.24436538

>>24436469
Gross. We've already seen these pics before, you've posted them here before if you're the same anon.

>> No.24436542

>>24436469
>that pencil dick
Hahahahahaha

>> No.24436544

>>24436503
I knew 90/oz was bullshit

>> No.24436549

>>24436511
Looks more like custard than pumpkin pie. I'm sure it was delicious

>> No.24436551

>>24436282
a girl kept asking me to send one once, so i sent her a "cockzilla" pic where the phone was close to my dick with my face in the background, it looked like the dick was towering over me and about to crush me, hence "cockzilla". i wonder if she still has it?

>> No.24436552

>>24436522
Never underestimate normie black thumbs.

>> No.24436561

>>24436538
that was probably me larping with her pics. she was actually my weed dealer who i was fuckin on the DL

>> No.24436563
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24436563

>>24436531
Follow this recipe to the true path of deliciousness. If you're not a burger you need not apply.

>> No.24436569

>>24436469
She’s ugly af tbqh

>> No.24436576

>>24436469
Anons drug dealer looked disgusting — nipples protruding — in her black shirt before 4chan. Very Very disrespectful.

>> No.24436579

>>24436542
OP did not post his dick that is a dildo

>> No.24436584

>>24436542
that's a dildo you dumb fuck you really think she tore my dick off and held it in her hand...

>> No.24436597

>>24436561
not sure which larp is more pathetic.

>> No.24436600

>>24436584
>24436469
youre kind of a fag so it sounds plausable

>> No.24436620
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24436620

>>24436561
Yes, we know, she looks like her pussy definitely stinks.

>> No.24436637

>>24436469
Nice plastic wiener

>> No.24436640

>>24436282
if you have a nice dick and know how to take pics in such a way to make it look huge
then I think yes, I've had good results

>> No.24436654

>>24436620
i fingered her and smelled it before.. smelled like... an armpit

>> No.24436688

>>24436584
just wondering, were you guys fucking too? or was it just some weird pseudo relationship where you buy weed and trade nudes? what did you get out of it?
anyway, you're degenerate, weed sucks, leave girls who are taken alone, find your own woman and grow up
this is probably a good moment in your life

>> No.24436691

>>24436654
Did you hump her when her boyfriend was in the room?

>> No.24436711
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24436711

>>24436654
Don't lie you know that shit smelled like a dumpster. Don't worry anon, any anon who has gotten laid has been there before.

>> No.24436727

>>24436691
no we used to work together so i would meet her in the bathroom once everyone left. it smelled like a slightly sweaty armpit. you know when you scratch your gooch after youve been sitting around all day? thats what it smelled like.

>>24436688
she told me she was just living with her ex bf so it was cool. yeah we fucked once but mostly just fooled around

>> No.24436733

Imagine living somewhere that you can't walk across the street and buy it at a store kek

>> No.24436746

>>24436711
no but in 9th grade i fingered a girl and it smelled worse than a dumpster. i even broke up with her cause of it. this woman wasn't so bad. i didnt mind the smell.

>> No.24436754

>>24436216
Go buy magnesium glycinate supplement to calm your nerves and some melatonin to help you sleep. Tylenol can also help suppress cravings but CBD oil is better if you can find it.
Source: I wrote a book on this and know more than anyone else here about the endocannabinoid system, terpenes and withdrawals.

>> No.24436760

>buys weed from a woman
you deserve it

>> No.24436768

>>24436733
it's like double the price at a dispensary
but OP said he was paying 200 for an OZ (I assume USD?) so I can't imagine paying that much anywhere ever, except maybe japan or singapore or some shit

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>>24436746
Her nipples probably smell like armpit, that's more believable. Guaranteed her pussy smelled of trash and it didn't smell bad to you because you're disgusting.

>> No.24436773

>>24436754
that's some good advice. maybe i will do that.. anything else? id rather just get back on the weed desu

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24436801

>>24436773
Yes, kill yourself.

>> No.24436807

>>24436771
well i was with a girl before who had the perfect 10/10 pussy taste/smell so if i had to stack this one up against her, i'd give this one a 7.5/10. it wasn't bad at all. not exactly pleasant but not terrible.

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24436829

>>24436216
>hey op
Fuck you

>> No.24436832

>>24436754
Terpenes are just flavor/scent oils you dipshitter

>> No.24436867

>>24436216
Just give it 2 days and you'll be fine. The rage devil will make you pissed and then you won't crave it. Mayswell stop spanking your monkey too and become a man's man.

>> No.24436874

>>24436469
looks exactly how i'd imagine a weed dealer's gf would

>> No.24436891

>>24436867
im already on nocoom 4th week. i was also using weed to suppress my desire to coom now im fucked but thanks for the helpful words fren

>> No.24436912

>>24436891
Good luck anon. It's worth it in the end

>> No.24437019

>>24436216
I'm not sure what tune to sing this one, anon.

>> No.24437057

>>24436544
Dude youre so dumb

>> No.24437080

>>24436282
girls who straight up ASK for dick pics are trouble. no girl should ever want one that bad but should instead be open to you sending one

>>24436469
shes ugly tbqh but I hope you atleast fucked her... you did.... right anon????

>> No.24437311

>>24436891
How do you use weed to nocoom? Everytime I smoke weed all I want to do is coom

>> No.24437331

>>24436891
weird, weed usually makes people give into urges and jerk off or fuck nasty ho's

>> No.24437333

>>24436891
Btw you should snitch on that bitch

>> No.24437408

>>24436469
I think I recognize that stab wound from a previous thread.

>> No.24437601

>>24436832
Dumb redneck. The terpenoids are aromatic plant oils found in the cannabis sativa plant that have a wide range of effects on the human body. They also work in different ways when combined and when consumed with cannabinoids. Some of them can be used to ease withdrawal symptoms from “weed” (especially myrcene and linalool) but none of you are worth going into detail about this here.

>> No.24437624

>>24437331
>>24437311
it replaces my dopamine hit and helps me forget about cooming

>> No.24437764

>sending dickpicks to criminals you have to deal with
You deserve it

>> No.24437795

>>24436216
>sending dick pics to a girl in a relationship
>being part of the modernist problem
>upset that he's paying a karmic debt
kys

>> No.24437818

>>24437795
jk

>> No.24438366

>>24436891
Weed barely suppresses my libido.
>off weed
I'm fuck machine
>on weed
I can bang or not bang, s'all gravy.

>> No.24438698

>>24436216


just go to the weed store

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>>24436216
dont shit where you eat

>> No.24438873

>>24436265
is your name daniel k? Sounds like a story from a good fren of mine lmao

>> No.24438979

>>24436563
>3/4 cups of sugar to 1 cup of cream
no fucking wonder americucks are so fat

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24439038

>>24437601
>linalooooool

>> No.24439092

>>24436417
Drew?
>>24438873
James?

Why the fuck is this so common

>> No.24439108

>>24436544
I can do 130

>> No.24439113
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24439113

>>24436469
That’s fucking putrid.

>> No.24439144

>>24436542
Get the fuck off my board

>> No.24439190

>>24436511
Checked and that pie looks tasty. Op is a faggot and the coomers who fell for the larp are fucking newfags

>> No.24439298

>>24436265
I mean spilling vodka inside his car alone would be death penalty for some

>> No.24439329

>>24436216
Based.

>> No.24439367

>>24437601
thanks for the search terms if you're still in this thread

>> No.24440064

>>24436282
I send my cock to every single lady I talk to IDGAF. Bitches ain’t shit yo send that shit and they’ll fucking love it put dem hoes in their place gnawmsayn?

>> No.24440122

>>24436328
>must of told him
NGMI
This is a crypto board anyway, faggot face. Off you go..

>> No.24440230

>>24436265
If you you are talking about other dealers while drunk its obvious that you will talk about him as well.

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24440350

lol at OP deleting the pics don't you know it's on warosu forever

find it here frens: >>/biz/thread/24436216#p24436469

Looks like he also deleted some other personal info. Retard, this is what weed does to your brain.

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>>24436511
Checked, saw that thread, clicked and was 404ed. Pumpkin pie is based, I have some in the fridge right now

Fuck Jannies Fuck Niggers, Fuck raj