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Guys help me I got rejected from Harvard Business School what can I do in my life now?

>> No.24422948

>>24422916
Buy bitcoin with the money you would have wasted in a degree

>> No.24422982

Buy ETH and become a uniswap pajeet.

>> No.24423019
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24423019

>>24422916
join rubic business school fren

>> No.24423045

>>24422916
Apply to Yale

Don't waste your time on Stanford

>> No.24423047

buy BTC with the money you were going to waste

>> No.24423087

>>24422948
fpbp

>>24422916
be glad that the chains of systematic government training is now broken

>> No.24423092

>>24422916
The business school Trump went to produces more successful business people, look into that one

>> No.24423108

>>24422948
Based neet dabs on prestigious institute

>> No.24423109

Become a Tranny hooker and suck dick at Harvard. Hopefull you'll find a rich boy who will support you while you gobble up his goo-gob.

>> No.24423134

>>24422916
harvard? nobody goes there anymore

>> No.24423176
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24423176

>Harvard rejected him, so he applied to Brown

>> No.24423191

>>24422916
Join a synagogue and cut off your foreskin if you want in that damn bad.
The fuck did you expect?

>> No.24423217

Become a janitor like Howie.
Or just buy eRSDL

>> No.24423229

>>24422916
There's a lot of penii that can use a nice sucking

>> No.24423305

>>24423045
>t. Stanford reject
Yale is for losers

>> No.24423348

Start a business

>> No.24423374
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24423374

>>24423191
I wrote on my application that I have business experience with fucken Apple and worked with Apple employees to minimize costs. I’m very frustrated right now I feel so disilluioned I mean I literally graduated with a 3.4 from UC Berkeley that’s not good enough for me to be successful?

>>24423045
Yale? I was thinking of getting out of California I may consider that. What other Ivy League schools can I apply to?

>>24422948
I got in for my bachelors degree for free I got a scholarship

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>>24422916
I got waitlisted :( but I hold 40k link.

>> No.24423421

>>24422916
You can still enroll in Harvard extension school and you’ll get the same diploma and graduate with the full school

>> No.24423507
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24423507

That is what I call an organic cash surplus. All in DMG, fren.

>> No.24423537 [DELETED] 

Dropped out of judge business school at Cambridge to secretly go to lectures in other faculties got 3 years. Fuck business schools, they're 100% for wagies. You're not a wagie, are you op?

>> No.24423561
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>>24422916
>Only apply to HBS
Never gonna make it

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24423573

>>24422916
Congrats, you can be straight now instead.

>> No.24423593

>>24423374
Try being a minority next time?

>> No.24423615

>>24423387
they don’t accept mentally handicapped Link holders, sorry

>> No.24423625

>>24422916
should have thought of that before you were born a white man

>> No.24423647

>>24423374
>I mean I literally graduated with a 3.4 from UC Berkeley that’s not good enough for me to be successful?

Dude, you're in business, they're looking for peeps with 4.0s. In any case, this is the worst time to go to school unless you're running away from the real world or looking for connections.

>> No.24423660

>>24422916
Dropped out of judge business school at Cambridge to secretly attend lectures in other faculties for the next 3 years. Fuck business schools, they're 100% for wagies & don't teach you shit. If anything they're complete cancer for your soul. Don't become a wagie op

>> No.24423811

>>24423305
>that's the joke


>>24423374
Cornell
Wharton

>>24423561
This desu

>>24423593
>>24423625

LOL

>> No.24423829

>>24422916
You could always just become a janitor for this board, they have positions open yearly. There's just a slight issue:
You won't get paid.

>> No.24423978
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24423978

Harvard is for fags go Yale.

>> No.24424064

>>24422916
get the same type of degree on a public college

>> No.24424579

>>24422916
Bros I’m thinking about doing an online MBA is that any good?

>> No.24424608

get an european mba, save money and get to fuck some euro trash

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>>24423374
>3.4 from cal
>thought he had a shot at harvard
lmao fucking retard, you unironically didn't deserve to get in, i hated you haas-faggot wannabes when i attended there, kys

>> No.24425420
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24425420

Dedicate your life to Jesus Christ

>> No.24425734

>>24422916
>OP wants to walk out with 100s of thousands of debt.
I literally did my degree in Europe (Eurofag here) and spent €6k on the whole thing. Top 50 uni with an economics degree, walked out with no debt, worked throughout my time. US universities are designed to trap you in debt for much longer than you ever need to be

>> No.24425770

>>24424608
Based.

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>>24423978
>Harvard is for fags go Yale.
What about that whole... Yale thing?

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24426280

>>24423374
And how many jew activities did you list?
Did you let them know that Harvard was your dream ever since your Bar Mitzvah?

>> No.24426315

>>24422948
Unironically this

>> No.24426498

Can't believe our "best minds" are blogging on a basket gooch forum all day.

Also,
>MBA
>Unironically staying poor

>> No.24426924
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24426924

/biz/ Is the best business school you faggot

>> No.24427133

>>24426280
is there a way to fake being jewish without getting caught just to increase chances to enroll?

>> No.24427175

>>24422948
Fpbp

>> No.24427251

>>24427133
you include the jewish stuff in your extracurricular and you incorporate it in your essay

>> No.24427278

>>24422916
Fuck crypto homos. Build your own company

>> No.24427424

>>24422948
based and cryptopilled
the only reason I went to college was to immigrate and that's not gonna happen anymore

>> No.24427759

>>24425837
>The Harvard of Connecticut