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...how many millions of Big Macs will my Statera buy me after the launch of the upcoming dashboard and marketing?

>> No.24422321

STAGGOT HERE, IDK MAN, MANY FOR SURE

>> No.24422603
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>>24422321
>MANY
My favorite number. I'm considering opening my own franchise that serves only me.


>Suicide STAtistic
Didn't buy or sold below 0.01, will buy at 100$

>Slow STArters
5k stack or less

>STArgazers
Between 5k and 10k

>Suicide STAckers
Between 10k and 20k

>STAggots
Between 20k and 30k

>GangSTAs
Between 30k and 60k

>STAutists
between 60k and 100k

>STAtesmen
Between 100k and 250k

>STASTRONAUTS
Between 250k and 500k

>STARCHANGELS
Between 500k and 1mil

>STHANOS TIER
Over 1mil

>> No.24422623

1 big mac combo if you're lucky

>> No.24422851
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>>24422623
People call me lucky all the time. But it's not luck. The secret is having excellent judgement.

>> No.24423369

I wanted a half a mill and have been fudding for the last few months (mostly during breaks in work lol)
Anyway, I have half a mill now, and I believe the updates are due this month, so... Let's fucking do this!!
$50 EONY.

>> No.24423740
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>>24423369
Greetings fellow top 50 wallet. Like me, you'll soon be enjoying MANY Big Macs. I'd like to invite you to dine with me in my private franchise. We'll firm up the details at the yacht party.

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24423864

Middling GangSTA here. I need to stop looking at cmc/cg, I keep getting the overwhelming fomo feels.

>> No.24423885

Is it the same 5 people shilling on here? Seriously this coin is dead but there’s a thread every 30 minutes.

>> No.24424190

>>24423885
I've personally started every single shill AND fud Sta thread on here since the year 1997.
Including this one.
So I'm afraid your claim of "the same 5 people" is rather foolish, Sir.

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>>24423864
The CG price is all over the place. They need to sort out their algorithm. I tend to stick to the Uniswap price.