/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24387412]

>my seed phrase is written down on a crumpled up note in the corner of my room and if I lose it I lose thousands of dollars worth of Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.24387443]

>>24387412
>mommy found the seed phase and threw it away whaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.24387489]

>seed phrase isn't tattooed to inner thigh
ngmi

[Anonymous No.24387498]

>>24387443
better thank her for the deflation

[Anonymous No.24387560]

>>24387412
>spent months memorizing my randomly generated seed phrase
>not written down anywhere

[Anonymous No.24387596]

>>24387560
prove that you memorized it

[Anonymous No.24387812]

>>24387560
nice seed phrase

[Anonymous No.24387855]

>>24387412
My seed phrase is in a Minecraft world 177 777 thousand blocks away from the spawning point. It's all in 1s and 0s made via blue sheep wool blocks. The moment the map detects any sort of cheating like flying, the whole thing deletes itself.

[Anonymous No.24387879]

>>24387855
Holy based

[Anonymous No.24387917]

>>24387596
Snake Cabinet Clown Fear Future Panic Death Death Death Death Death Death

[Anonymous No.24387966]

>>24387489
>inner thigh
So you boyfriend can memorize it when you’re getting pounded?
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.24387969]

You don’t keep your 6 figures+ all on exchanges? Not based.

[Anonymous No.24388110]

>>24387969
>seed phrase taught to band of raccoons that live in attic
>feed PB, Nutella and marshmellow (proportional servings, in that PRECISE order)
>couple days later shit out pellets in separate piles, number correspondent to the letter's position in the alphabet ROT13
>if diarhea they smear their shit into roman numerals as plan B
>takes days to generate and the stench is unbearable

[Anonymous No.24389146]

You are all retarded. My seed phrase is written on a piece of paper in an organized format and not crumpled up and thrown on the floor. I have 13 BTC on my trezor and keep this inside a safe. Also, I never tell anyone I have this and never will. This is how an organized BTC holder keeps their coins.

[Anonymous No.24389201]

There are people on this board right now who dont save their phrases as a coded message like page number and word number of a book.

[Anonymous No.24389239]

>>24387855
believable until the last part

[Anonymous No.24389257]

>>24388110
kek

[Anonymous No.24389268]

>>24387966
that doesn't even make any fucking sense you stupid moron. How would my boyfriend even see my inner thigh when pounding my ass? Learn human anatomy you absolute fucking dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.24389271]

my seed phrase is on my email, just the words are changed in a specific way on a specific version of a non english dictionary

[Anonymous No.24389279]

>>24389146
Browsing this shithole has finally paid off. Thanks for the 13 btc nigga

[Anonymous No.24389615]

You mother fuckers! I have everybody's ip address and my dad is a cop. Whoever took that BTC has 24 hours to return them or I am going to start knocking on doors until I find who did it. I posted my seed phrase as an example to help you faggots learn how to be better organized.

I know whoever stole those BTC will do the right thing and return them.

[Anonymous No.24389666]

>>24389615
just sent 100k btc

[Anonymous No.24389714]

>>24389666
Why?

[Anonymous No.24389750]

My seed phrase has been saved in an old Bible. I have highlighted passages where the first word of the highlighted section corresponds to a letter of the word, with words spaces out by alternating colors of highlighter.
Jesus is king.

[Anonymous No.24389777]

>>24389268
>learn the placement of the human thigh
Dear god is this what we have devolved into? Lost basic primal knowledge?

[Anonymous No.24389815]

>put my phrase down in a notepad file, emcrypted it inside a container with veracrypt and uploaded it to google drive

[Anonymous No.24389878]

I'll never forget my key
>fuck niggers fuck trannies fuck kikes fuck chinks fuck liberals fuck roasties fuck spics fuck bobo fuck leafs fuck pajeets fuck boomers fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.24389883]

>>24387412
Based

[Anonymous No.24389900]

>>24389271
Same. No one will seize my assets.

[Anonymous No.24389941]

Can you really put the word nigger in your seed

[Anonymous No.24389998]

>>24387412
Make a hard copy on some metal plate and hide it somewhere

[Anonymous No.24390040]

I wrote my seed phrase on a post-it note paper, chewed it up and ate it. No one is getting that seed phrase ever!

[Anonymous No.24390069]

>>24389279
Not if I get it first

[Anonymous No.24390087]

>>24390000

[Anonymous No.24390124]

>>24389815
i tried to upload an encrypted file to gmail and google rejected it lol, fucking jews

[Anonymous No.24390182]

>>24387412
mine is stored in a hacked version of california games on the c64. you need to complete all events with the highest score to achieve the phrase readout at the end.
it is written in machine code

[Anonymous No.24390198]

>>24387855
>download world
>count blue wool blocks in file
pfft...better luck next time kid

[Anonymous No.24390240]

>Not getting a capsule containing seed surgically inserted into your body
NGMI, asking to get your shit stolen

[Anonymous No.24390350]

i just have my seed phrase in a keepass database that needs a .key file only on a USB i encrypted

[Anonymous No.24390455]

>>24390350
What happens when that USB gets broken or lost?

[Anonymous No.24390537]

>>24390124
Really? I haven't had that issue even with compressed files that have a password

[Anonymous No.24390549]

>>24390455
good point, i could make an encrypted volume that contains it and put it on my net storage at home for a backup

[Anonymous No.24390577]

>>24390549
Make a few backups... If you have a single point of failure you are at too much risk.

[Anonymous No.24390589]

>>24387412
Same. I wrote DO NOT THROW AWAY on mine.

[Anonymous No.24390707]

>>24390549
Think of all eventualities - Fire, theft, damage, drive corruption, password to Windows/Exchange/whatever compromised, etc.
Can you still get to your key if one or more of these happen?

[Anonymous No.24390735]

>>24390198
Good thing I placed a lot of random blue wool blocks ;)

[Anonymous No.24390758]

>>24387855
Unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.24390793]

>>24387412
be smart like me and:
-take a picture of it
-scan it
-write it on a text file
-upload it on a cloud
-make 3 copies and give it to your family

[Anonymous No.24390863]

It is so easy to memorize though.

[Anonymous No.24391005]

>>24387412
My 300k in BTC and eth is comfy on coinbase where I check it multiple times a day

[Anonymous No.24391134]

>>24390577
true, i'll put it in a few places just in case
>>24390707
>Fire, theft, damage, drive corruption
yeah, i gotta put it in a few places then
>password to Windows/Exchange/whatever compromised, etc
i use a different master password for Windows and each of my keepass databases so i think i'm okay there unless i somehow forget my master passwords

[Anonymous No.24391167]

>>24390793
>6 liabilities
>be smart like me

[Anonymous No.24391317]

>>24388110
Based

[Anonymous No.24391365]

>>24389666
What a waste of delicious trips

[Anonymous No.24391450]

>>24391005
based and boomerpilled

[Anonymous No.24391604]

>>24389750
Based

[Anonymous No.24391875]

>>24390040
me too.
YOU HEAR THAT KIKES? NEVER SELLING

[Anonymous No.24392374]

my seed phrase is posted on /biz/ by multiple different bots in a combination of 48 different posts every day that contain one of the words in a pre-determined spot in the post