/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24363573]

ITT: Your house when you make it.

[Anonymous No.24363594]

>>24363573
>Yeah, just come on over

[Anonymous No.24363615]

[Anonymous No.24363811]

[Anonymous No.24363876]

[Anonymous No.24363931]

>>24363615
>2021 Duplex Mobile Home
The future is bleek frens.

[Anonymous No.24363949]

>>24363573
that's a restaurant you idiot

[Anonymous No.24364001]

>>24363931
He’s just going to collect monthly checks from niggers

[Anonymous No.24364021]

>>24363949
implying he can't buy it and turn it into his home

[Anonymous No.24364027]

>>24364001
Gooooooooooood luck with that.

[Anonymous No.24364088]

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[Anonymous No.24364292]

>>24363573
why even buy a house. I would just buy land in various places and travel to them and camp based on weather. Don't really want to deal with upkeep of homes. The land requires no maintenance.

[Anonymous No.24364557]

[Anonymous No.24364598]

>>24364292
based /out/ thinking, add a rifle and you never have to worry about food either.

[Anonymous No.24364654]

>>24363573

[Anonymous No.24364657]

>>24364557
*Klaus Schwab Liked This*

[Anonymous No.24364773]

[Anonymous No.24364823]

>>24363931
You will live in the pod, you will eat the bugs, you will own nothing and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.24364831]

Pic related

[Anonymous No.24364880]

>>24363573
that won't be your house because its in switzerland and they don't allow foreigners to simply come there to buy houses/land. only citizens can buy land, and even then it's difficult. you wouldn't be able to buy that "house"(it's probably now a hotel/tourist attraction), even if you had millions.

[Anonymous No.24364940]

>>24364880
>he doesn't know the Swiss sell citizenship/permanent resident status if you're reich enough
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.24364948]

>>24364654
This is the type of home that I'd want for a month in the winter but somewhere else for the rest of the year. When it's not covered in a blanket of snow it's grey and depressing.

[Anonymous No.24364954]

Someday
But I'll get there with or without crypto
Just a lot faster with crypto

[Anonymous No.24364963]

>>24364831
I literally came here to post the same exact picture

[Anonymous No.24364988]

>>24364880
It's a restaurant. I had a beer over there once. Very nice caves next to it too.

[Anonymous No.24364992]

>>24364880
>he doesn't know money buys literally anything

[Anonymous No.24365011]

>>24363573
Meme house

[MalayIl No.24365040]

is it good to participate duckdao.io, found post about their crypto incubator and long-term investment model? Seems profitable but want to know your opinion

[Anonymous No.24365108]

>>24363573
You braindead drooling instagram picture posting faggot retard.
a) It's a restaurant
b) Since some faggot posted it on social media half the wants to visit it, you'll never have peace
c) It's on a mountainside and you have to walk everything up there. The next road is a 2 hours hike away. Have fun carrying up your food
d) Nobody actually wants to live in this area of Switzerland. Houses in Appenzell (the region where this photo was taken) are dirt cheap because people want to live in the cities, like everywhere else
e) Fuck off, we're full.

[Anonymous No.24365146]

[Anonymous No.24365234]

[Anonymous No.24365294]

>>24364831
Unironically I would love to live a simple life in the woods.

[Anonymous No.24365381]

>>24365146
impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.24365520]

>>24365146
Is the scope for peeping on the ladies?

[Anonymous No.24365593]

>>24363573
The house from Ex Machina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1X_Dr141tY

[Anonymous No.24365777]

along the lines of this

[Anonymous No.24365826]

comfy

[Anonymous No.24365918]

>>24365777
Based
>>24365826
cringe

[Anonymous No.24365935]

>>24365777
Nice trips, exact same here. Would love to have a little homestead that I tend to inbetween shitposts.

[Anonymous No.24365976]

>>24364292
This is the real madeit pill. Everyone posts these glamorous houses made up perfectly with inspired interior decoration. If you actually owned any of these places you wouldn't keep it up, the inside would look like shit, and even if you did you'd get bored of it within a month.

If you actually want to live in photogenic nice flats and cabins, and if you've actually /madeit/, then just rent out various high end airbnbs for a month at a time. Once you get the ball rolling on reservations you can just keep it going by reserving a new place 3 or 4 months out, every month. If you find a place you really fall in love with, fuck it, just reserve it for a year or contact the superhost and ask them if you can lease it out traditionally.

[Anonymous No.24365984]

>>24364823
What if I don't want to be happy?

[Anonymous No.24366028]

>>24363876
What’s it like living in these euro mountain towns?

[Anonymous No.24366097]

>>24365146
based

[Anonymous No.24366118]

>>24365984
the bug eating shall continue until morale improves!

[Anonymous No.24366166]

>>24365826
Nothing like resting your head on a pile of bricks before going to sleep

[Anonymous No.24366173]

>>24366028
I wouldnt know ok?

[Anonymous No.24366210]

>>24366028
Steep.

[Anonymous No.24366267]

>>24364948
>>24364954
>>24365826
Only correct answers

[Anonymous No.24366285]

>>24366028
very nice when you are growing up. my father was a cattle farmer and liked hunting too so i have very nice outdoors memories. its really comfy until you are at high school and its boring and you want to desperately leave. Thank god i went to uni. now its ok for vacations etc.

[Anonymous No.24366307]

>>24365826
imagine trying to clean that cuck cloest

[Anonymous No.24366338]

>>24363876
I was there, what a nice place. Based Hitler

[Anonymous No.24366352]

>>24366285
Was it your desperate urge to CONSOOOOM that drove you away?

[Anonymous No.24366380]

>>24363573
Im so excited to become rich and buy a modernist home

[Anonymous No.24366396]

>>24363573

[Anonymous No.24366435]

>>24366352
correct

[Anonymous No.24366438]

[Anonymous No.24366484]

>>24366396
I do not trust people enough to leave my belongings out in the open like that

[Anonymous No.24366522]

>>24366484
You will leave your belongings out and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.24366536]

>>24366484
>my belongings

LMAO

[Anonymous No.24366564]

>>24364021
no he can't
can only be rented as a restaurant owner
it's state owned dummy

[Anonymous No.24366601]

>>24366352
no dude. small town. village mindset. you couldnt do anything without everyone looking at you and judging you. every one gets in each others business. even going out with a girl every one knew it as soon as possible. i like how nobody gives a fuck here that i live now, every one is really chill. Also seeing the same people at the same places every day when you are a teen gets really boring. i would love to be there when im like 40 with kids, but i wouldnt want to let that mindset get to me. i ve seen people that have lived their whole lives back at my hometown.. also i like traveling a lot. i dont wanna kick the bucket having done nothing. you say stupid things about consooming because you probably live in a big city your whole life and have a wrong idea about how living in small towns is and want that " comfy" home like the pic. Besides most of the people in this board are neets that dont leave their house that much and just want a secluded nest.

[Anonymous No.24366613]

>>24364954
Where is this location or are you just referring to the housing style?

[Anonymous No.24366618]

>>24364292
Spoken like a true landlet, you still got to pay your taxes each year on the land and to keep an area habitable requires a fuckload of maintenance unless you buying in the desert.

[Anonymous No.24366628]

[Anonymous No.24366710]

>>24366601
>you couldn't do anything without everyone looking at you and judging you
So you wanted to be a degenerate but the village boomers wouldn't have it? Retard. You can travel from wherever you live, just factor in an hour extra for the drive and go to several places on the bounce.

You're right, I am from a city. My neighbours are niggers, the roads are congested, we're locked down and there's fuck all to do. I can cross all of my land in about ten seconds. Why would anyone trade self-sufficiency for this?

[Anonymous No.24366778]

>>24366484
What belongings? It's 2030, you own nothing.

[Anonymous No.24366791]

>>24364954
but that's just >>24363615
with more glass you tasteless faggot

[Anonymous No.24366793]

[Anonymous No.24366815]

>>24366618
But in this scenario you've made it. Money isn't an issue and you can pay for the upkeep

[Anonymous No.24366819]

>>24366484
you won't own anything in 2030 so don't worry

[Anonymous No.24366960]

i will emerge from my hermitage only on days of solstice, to wander into town and preach incomprehensibly about the demiurge to the girls at starbucks

[Anonymous No.24367036]

>>24366710
well for starters i had other skills than farming. i help my father as much as i can but i would never want to work full time with my father. very good person. i am just against mixing family and money/work. there is way less tension this way. again you think farming is that thing you see in tv where everyone is jolly and money just flow by the thousands and everyone sits around the fire happy. my parents pushed me and helped me a lot to study and try to do my thing. you are biased. and my phrasing may have not been the best because im not a native speaker. and lol im not a degenerate, i just wanted to live alone too i guess. i was just a kid with ambitions. whatever you ay you cant really feel how it is. every choice i made helped me immensely, i have way more independence than i would have there and i learned how to take care of myself. my brother still stays there and my mother does everything for him, even though he has a job and make enough money.

[Anonymous No.24367128]

>>24366793
Those pod hotels are pretty comfy. The spas are super relaxing, and they're usually very close to a train station.

I'd like to own a home similar to this in Siem Reap, or Phnom Penh. I'd like to live near the cafe/bar that I'm going to open, and close to a good school for my children.

[Anonymous No.24367221]

drop this on a 4+ acre lot, all in for 200k.
if i get sick of it i can easily rent it out to pay expenses/ equity. but a 1k sqft garage would be kino

[Anonymous No.24367264]

>>24365108
>Fuck off, we're full
Don’t worry, nobody actually wants to live like an Appalachian hillbilly.

[Anonymous No.24367301]

>>24366960
Based. Din't forget to also yell the word "nigger" any time you see a cop.

[Anonymous No.24367316]

If I make it I will build a house up in the mountains, like this one.

[Anonymous No.24367337]

>>24367264
I do :(

[Anonymous No.24367469]

>>24367337
Shhh, we’re sticking it to the stuck-up Swiss!

[Anonymous No.24367519]

[Anonymous No.24367736]

I just want a nice basement with hard concrete flooring. I'd have a makeshift home gym, I'd lift dumbbells on the hard floor while I listen to stoic philosophy off of a video speaker. While my kids are upstairs studying to be doctors and my wife is cooking spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.24367806]

>>24366778
>excuse me miss, I believe it's my turn to use that thong you're wearing

[Anonymous No.24367810]

>>24363573
>Rock gets loose
>Bye bye home

[Anonymous No.24367842]

>>24367810
does rock often "get loose"?

[Anonymous No.24367865]

>>24363931
>There will not be a decay, you will just notice small things slowly. Your meals will become more expensive. Your living quarters will get smaller. Your work hours will be longer for less pay. The decline is not going to happen in a bang, but a slow, weeping death as the last of the oxygen is choked out of society.

[Anonymous No.24367885]

>>24367736
Don’t forget to take Kevin before you leave for France.

[Anonymous No.24367902]

>>24367842
Never
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx7gpCRDizk

[Anonymous No.24368126]

I'd buy a cottage on ideally a 1000 acre farm in the region of England that I live. Think something like pic related. If I couldn't find an adequate one i'd build in that style, with stone walls and a slate roof.

Cellar: 40sqm. Use as a utility/boiler room, home gym and an area for a wine collection.
Ground floor: 90sqm. A front room, a spacious living room, and a dining room. Each of the rooms would have a proper fireplace. I expect it would take up 65sqm. I'd then build an extension to install a WC and the kitchen in a remaining 25sqm. I'd also have a garden room/conservatory installed that i'd expect would take up approximately 20sqm.
First floor: 90sqm. A large bathroom/wetroom built over the kitchen extension at approx 25sqm. A master bedroom with an en suite and a walk in wardrobe, total floor space of 35sqm. A guest room at approximately 30sqm (with the option of putting in a dividing wall to create it into 2 childrens bedrooms). Cast iron spiral staircase to attic.
Attic: A spacious 2 room attic. One room primarily used for storage, and another as a comfy smoking room; but also available to renovate into children's bedrooms.
I'd keep the interior design fairly neutral and traditional. Oil based paint. Tiled kitchen and bathrooms. Axminster carpets.

Garage: A seperate building i'd have built to compliment my cottage. Approximately 40 sqm. Use for cars. It would be a large double garage with two storeys. On the second storey would be a self enclosed flat, one bedroom, one bath, a lounge and kitchen.

Shed/Workshop: 80sqm. A large shelter, half open on one side to keep farm vehicles and store hay/feed. An enclosed and fully equipped workshop in the other half, including a washroom and a 2nd mezzanine storey with a home office.

I expect i'll need £20m for the project. If I don't ever get access to that sort of money then scale everything down. 1 acre. Smaller cottage. Regular garage. etc. Could be done for £500k-1m.

[Anonymous No.24368179]

>>24363573

[Anonymous No.24368185]

>>24363573

[Anonymous No.24368245]

>>24366628
?

[Anonymous No.24368528]

>>24363573

[Anonymous No.24368837]

>>24367519
Comfy. Only problem with A frames is they're suffocatingly small unless you build really big. The slanted walls take away so much usable space. I almost bought an A a few months ago, the listed sqftage was 700 but subtracting out all the space you couldn't use due to the walls, it was probably closer to 450.

[Anonymous No.24369024]

>>24368837

this is true.

[Anonymous No.24369029]

>>24365520
Well he can't see any stars in the city.

[Anonymous No.24369072]

>>24368179
>How to lose money due to global warming

[Anonymous No.24369088]

>>24364880
>they don't allow foreigners
Just be brown or Muslim.

[Anonymous No.24369143]

>>24364831
Based

[Anonymous No.24369202]

>>24366380
>based Eames bro

I plan on building a MCM custom home in Punta del Este when I cash out on my 30k LINK. I don't want anything too big so I don't need maids, maintenance, landscapers, etc. but I want it big enough where there's 4 beds, 5 baths, a full basement with a state of the art home gym, spa, and full replica of an English pub so I can watch footy the way it's intended to be watched when not in the stadium. Additionally, I want a pool, parilla, space for my bulldogs to run around, a garage big enough to house 3 cars and multiple motorcycles, and surrounded by a favela proof wall that would bring a tear to Trump's eye.

[Anonymous No.24369414]

>>24365826

[Anonymous No.24369417]

My home is in Heaven

[Anonymous No.24369446]

>>24364831
>tfw my cunt has no woodland
>tfw will have to fill out a bunch a paperwork to move to some other cunt to fufil this fantasy if i ever do make it

[Anonymous No.24369449]

its in the mountains
pretty unrealistic unless I hit 200m
fun to look at though

[Anonymous No.24369514]

>>24369449
>castle
>can be defeated by a ladder and a rock from the garden

[Anonymous No.24369515]

>favela proof wall that would bring a tear to trump's eye
kek

[Anonymous No.24369602]

>>24363573

[Anonymous No.24369638]

>>24367036
don't worry, I understand you too bro. Living in a small alpine valley town of 2000. Everyone knows your business, and if you don't intermingle often with everyone else you're "weird" to them. It's kind of like a closed ecosystem and can be stifling when you're young. But now, it's kind of liberating, since I very much prefer the peace and quiet. Beer with my mates once a week in person does the trick

[Anonymous No.24369645]

>>24366396
what is happening here

[Anonymous No.24369688]

>>24368528
Based Taos Earthship poster.

[Anonymous No.24369707]

>>24369645

[Anonymous No.24369748]

>>24364557
"Avoid covid-19 in style!"

[Anonymous No.24369777]

>>24367885
But kevin prevents the house from being robbed

[Anonymous No.24369801]

>>24364948
where is this? gib sauce plz

[Anonymous No.24369813]

>>24366960
sauce on paiting?

[Anonymous No.24369947]

>>24363573
Imagine you kid overthrows the ball

[Anonymous No.24370062]

>>24369801
Agricola Fore Porta restaurant in Amalfi, Italy. You need to be able to find this stuff on your own anon

[Anonymous No.24370090]

>>24370062
too lazy to look it up kek. Funny thing is I was in Amalfi last year for 3 days and still didn't realize it

[Anonymous No.24370111]

I'll build my own

[Anonymous No.24370186]

>>24368837
Youre right but i live in a shithole country where youre lucky if you live in a 60m2 apartment

[Anonymous No.24370282]

>>24363876
Checked. Really looks amazing

[Anonymous No.24370337]

>>24370282
Hitler thought so too, which is why he made it his Bavarian residence

[Anonymous No.24370495]

>>24364088
only based answer ITT

[Anonymous No.24370505]

>>24370282
>Checked

[Anonymous No.24370603]

>>24370337
Replying to above 337 poster - oh wow, looks like somewhere and eagle would nest.

>>24370505
Replying to 505 poster. I don’t know what you’re trying to say. Your uploaded picture is quite blurry too.

[Anonymous No.24370709]

>>24363573
imagine sleeping on the top floor and a bunch of rocks just crash through your roof. no thanks.

[Anonymous No.24370763]

>>24368528
Earthships are leaky memes, don't fall for it

I wonder if all these mountain cabin posters know how much work it is to just live in a place like that through the winter.

[Anonymous No.24370816]

>>24367128
A based aussie built a house on koh preah like a king, locals live in huts

[Anonymous No.24370858]

>>24370709
it's a sloped wall that curves on the inside. Nothing can fall on it.

[m No.24370897]

this house here

[Anonymous No.24370990]

>>24364831
Make sure to start your mail-order ammonium nitrate and pipe fitting business if you want this kind of money

[Anonymous No.24370995]

[Anonymous No.24371001]

The Crescent in Edinburgh, Scotland. I dont care how tacky it is to build modern apartments on a UNESCO world heritage site, give me that view. Closest I'll feel to being modern nobility, boys.

[Anonymous No.24371035]

>>24364880
Just pretend to be some kind of nigger, they will not only give you citizenship they will let you rape their daughters

[Anonymous No.24371045]

[Anonymous No.24371054]

>>24366628
christmas time is here

[Anonymous No.24371076]

>>24365108
Why would I have to pack in food then, I'll just have the restaurant make it for me

[Anonymous No.24371199]

does anyone else think the only home worth is building it?

[Anonymous No.24371222]

>>24371199
pretty much

[Anonymous No.24371226]

>>24365234
>Hello?
>Yes hi there Dianne.
>Yes, good to hear from you too.
>No need please, just patch me right in. You know what department.

[Anonymous No.24371257]

>>24366628
Now that's gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.24371267]

I want to live on top of a mountain so bad bros. Used to live on a mountaintop and it was the comfiest shit I've ever experienced in my life.
Would it be feasible to build a mountain top fortress in West Virginia?

[Anonymous No.24371299]

>>24363573
A triangular house with a wife named Bella.

[Anonymous No.24371459]

>>24371035
I really really like this image.

[Anonymous No.24371494]

>>24365976
youd have to pay way way way above market to beat the air bnb hosts roi and make it worth their while lease to you

[Anonymous No.24371964]

>>24369088
Switzerland does allow those either. They have a nationalist party as the majority of the electorate and since its a direct democracy they vote for every decision. A bit ago there was a decision the people had to make if minarets should be allowed in Switzerland on mosques. The German, Italian, and Romansh part of Switzerland almost universally voted no they shouldn’t be allowed, some major areas over 90%, even the cities like Zurich. But the French part voted yes they should be allowed to build. So, in short it kind of shows you how gay the French are

[Anonymous No.24372005]

>>24364954
Kikea

[Anonymous No.24372006]

>>24371045
Looks cozy

[Anonymous No.24372153]

>>24370995
Say bye to your house after 1 solid hurricane/flood season

[Anonymous No.24372565]

>>24366793
>>24367128

>Those pod hotels are pretty comfy.

I thought it was a morgue. I guess Neuromancer got something right.

[Anonymous No.24372731]

>>24370603
kys

[Anonymous No.24373061]

>>24363573
Rockslide or avalanche is going bury you.

[Anonymous No.24373380]

>>24365381
Underrated

[Anonymous No.24373485]

>>24365146
How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[Anonymous No.24373543]

>>24371299
based

[Anonymous No.24373603]

Government fuck off!
Aluminum boat built in the NL. I like the ones with the tiller. There is one for sale now like that. And 14.97m long, so one inch shy of bureaucracy. Cozy interior, and set to sail the icy parts of the world. Svalbard, Patagonia, Iceland, Greenland, Norway, Faroe islands. Eventhough its her sister ship, I chose this pic because its in svalbard.

[Anonymous No.24373619]

>>24373603
Fuck! Pic related. I blame capcha for this.

[Anonymous No.24373622]

>>24367519
thats a firetrap

[Anonymous No.24373657]

>>24364831
I also came to post this

[Anonymous No.24373735]

>>24363573
>random piece of the cliff face breaks off and destroys your home and kills you

[Anonymous No.24373764]

>>24369072
A rising sea level lifts all boats

[Anonymous No.24374163]

realistic make home. It's california. I'll claim residency out of state in Nevada to pay 0 income tax and "rent" this home to myself. Max comfy.

[Anonymous No.24374221]

>>24366522
kek, underrated

[Anonymous No.24374779]

>>24373619
You want steel.

[Anonymous No.24374926]

Remote Swiss cabin in the woods with nearby skiing
Then somewhere on the Amalfi coast if it gets too cold

[Anonymous No.24374940]

>>24374926

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[Anonymous No.24375115]

>>24375064
https://www.landwatch.com/addison-county-vermont-homes-for-sale/pid/330321859

[Anonymous No.24375138]

>>24374779
Yeah I hear that alot. Aluminum seems lighter tho. Steel sturdier and easier to find parents to repair it. I like the lightness, and not having to worry about osmosis. For me its a balance.

[Anonymous No.24375142]

>>24375115
http://birdseyevt.com/

[Anonymous No.24375250]

How good is the internet connection at the places in this thread?

[Anonymous No.24375277]

A super secure bunker house. Double layer of brick walls, titanium doors with airlock and the most secure lock system available. Tiny, bulletproof windows that people can't get through and a nuclear bunker in the basement with all the valuables and documents inside.
I'm slightly paranoid about some dumb nigger breaking in and stealing all my valuables and sentimental value items so I couldn't have a normal house anymore. It will also have solar panels on the top. I think it could even look pretty modern and nice if done right.

[Anonymous No.24375278]

>>24374948
Looks impressive from a distance, but I bet the streets are absolutely decrepit and filthy.

[Anonymous No.24375285]

>>24366522
underrated

[Anonymous No.24375296]

>>24369645
millenials being faggots

[Anonymous No.24375305]

>>24364940
> wanting to live in Switzerland with just a few millions from crypto
You ain’t gonna be rich that long

[Anonymous No.24375322]

>>24366522
Loled

[Anonymous No.24375326]

>>24375277
>house gets surrounded
>siege gets underway
>lasts a long time
>home owner starves

[Anonymous No.24375329]

>>24375277
Oh and I forgot it will also have extensive fireproofing. Everything will be made out of fire retardant material and I will try to avoid using wood as much as possible. I'm pretty paranoid about house fires too, they're no joke. One bad component in a chink electronic and all you've ever worked towards is gone.

[Anonymous No.24375372]

>>24375326
I guess I would have a big food stash in the basement too, but really there's nothing that can withstand an army trying to get in. People could still ram a large truck into the house and get in if they really wanted to, it's mostly protection against thiefs and shit.

[Anonymous No.24375455]

cosy

[Anonymous No.24375465]

>>24375277
wank den of anxiety

[Anonymous No.24375473]

>>24373485
kek

[Anonymous No.24375570]

>>24375465
It would actually be pretty comfy and normal inside. Just very secure and utilitarian on the outside. Also lots of nice plants on the inside, I like oxygen.

[Anonymous No.24375590]

>>24364831
Based

[Anonymous No.24375616]

>>24375570
guess so, trees outside would help too

[Anonymous No.24375801]

>>24375277
This.

[Anonymous No.24375849]

[Anonymous No.24375935]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBFWDeOGicM&t=3s

[Anonymous No.24376038]

[Anonymous No.24376102]

>>24375277
i'd build a concrete foundation and walled house with metal roof just to be fireproof, earthquake proof and storm proof but not go to this level

[Anonymous No.24376617]

>>24366396
>wake up in the middle of the night
>hear multiple moanings coming from 3 different directions
>can't fap because the smell of cum would pervade the place for days
>have to wait until they all finish to fall asleep again

[Anonymous No.24376635]

>>24363573
>Rock falls, house flattens, OP dies.
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.24376646]

>>24376038
Based

[Anonymous No.24376654]

>>24363573
Where is the farthest north on earth I can live and still get decent internet?

[Anonymous No.24376666]

>>24363573
This is unironically the definition of *enough* PNK

[Coinbase free money No.24376681]

>>24364598
Not exactly how it works, even frontiersman had to supplement their hunting and game population in 2020 is a fraction of what it was back then

[Anonymous No.24376687]

>>24363573
I'd be living a long way away from modern architecture

[Anonymous No.24376698]

>>24374163
You be better off buying a Beachhouse in South Carolina

[Anonymous No.24376715]

>>24365984
No, you didn’t understand. You WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.24376719]

>>24376038
Ill have a house like this and a maid to play the harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCL8yROFVpI

[Anonymous No.24376731]

>>24364880
what if im spanish and my gf is german can we buy a house in switzerland? her grandma is swiss but she (my gf) doesn't have a swiss passport

[Anonymous No.24376733]

The one in the far middle

[Anonymous No.24377117]

includes qt 3.14 nip wife

[Anonymous No.24377180]

[INFP MEDIATOR NED No.24377838]

>>24364292
Animal pilled

[INFP MEDIATOR NED No.24377857]

>>24365146
Would not come over to listen to your music collection with you/10

[Anonymous No.24377865]

>>24376733
based and ancientpilled

[Anonymous No.24377898]

>>24366628
lmao I live there
it's nice but the tourists are a bit annoying

[Anonymous No.24378017]

>>24377117
desu

[Anonymous No.24378041]

>>24363594
>I'll send my helicopter to come pick you up

[Anonymous No.24378315]

>>24363573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIQlWkYijLM

[Anonymous No.24378339]

>>24363573
I'd rebuild the houses of the people in Beirut

[Anonymous No.24378471]

I need 5-10 mil so badly, fucking hell.
I'm not even at 6 figures yet, it's hopeless lads

[Anonymous No.24378556]

[Anonymous No.24378600]

[Anonymous No.24378602]

I bought this four years ago for 240.000€ including land, its not much but its my own, no bank loans or so.

[Anonymous No.24378613]

is it bad that I just want to keep renting? I love living with housemates who have no idea how rich I am, I get to live the comfy normie life.

meanwhile I actually do own 2 homes for property speculation but I don't live in them, renting to others ensures they're a good investment

majority of money is in crypto btw, still a far better investment

[Anonymous No.24378626]

>>24378602
That's cheap, where are you living?
Also gj.

[Anonymous No.24378698]

>>24378556

[Anonymous No.24378708]

>>24378626
thanks fren, its nothing special its a mostly prebuild concrete house, what is expensive is the land and the taxes ontop everything
Lower Bavaria

[Anonymous No.24378915]

>>24365146
Let's see Paul Alan's place

[Anonymous No.24378980]

>>24363573
I want to try and find a good balance between security and luxury. I think an old-style farm house with an enclosed courtyard is nice. Thick perimeter walls, preferably on a hill, and good sturdy gates/doors should keep most people out while also having open space and elegance. All the out buildings around the courtyard can be used for storage, workshop and garage with solar and rainwater collectors on the roofs.

As for the land, I would like it to be on a hill, I would own the whole hill, I would like a stream on one at least side of the property. The house will be SSE facing on the south side of the hill. I will have a lovely little one acre flat garden to the west of the house, with a greenhouse, patio and jacuzzi. I will split the rest of the land up into pasture, orchard, forest, etc that I can rent out to local farmers for a bit of income and tax credits.

[Anonymous No.24378981]

>>24364773
why does the upstairs have a door?

[Anonymous No.24379054]

>>24365984
the implant will fix that for you

[Anonymous No.24379121]

If Trump wins I do have my lottery tickets ready
https://omen.eth.link/#/0x00031c96aae99eb00376e273e10c82d0ee77305d
I'm going to buy the cheapest house in the cheapest shithole in which I can do shady stuff without government interfering.

[Anonymous No.24379265]

>>24379121
so you want to live in Somalia?

[Anonymous No.24379299]

>>24379265
Imagine. Buy house for 5k$, buy guns. Not like you can do that in Somalia easily.
Somalia is an shithole too, decentralized yet violent. One half is authoritarian muslim, the other half authoritarian "You don't exist". But I could consider moving to another slightly more calm African shithole.

[Anonymous No.24379375]

>>24379299
cool story bro, did mommy make you some nice chicken tendies yet?

[Anonymous No.24379423]

>>24379375
No bro, your mommy just had a few of my tendies, if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.24379521]

>>24366628

Looks like the CT spawn of cs_italy, only much nicer

[Anonymous No.24380173]

>>24378602
>>24378708
240K for the house key ready? Im considering something like this for myself. How is the quality?

[Anonymous No.24380254]

>>24368126
>square metres
thou art no true Englishman, thou Norman dog.

[Anonymous No.24380513]

>paranoid anons sticking out like a sore thumb
The first rule of chess is to not to let your opponent know you're playing.