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[Anonymous No.24361755]

I want to get a prostitute with my crypto gains but I'm so shy and socially anxious that I can't do it. I don't know what I would say. I'm still a virgin at 23 btw.
Maybe I should go to another country and find a prostitute there so that I have an excuse that I don't speak her language and don't look like an autist? I could pretend that my english is bad too.

[Anonymous No.24361796]

>>24361755
Just do it hun

[Anonymous No.24361825]

Lel go to a brothel in a country where it's legal and buy them a drink.

[Anonymous No.24361847]

>>24361755
Find God before you dwell and sit next to Satan. Don't do it anon find a Christian wife

[Anonymous No.24361858]

Are you white? Go to colombia doesnt matter if toyre autist

[Anonymous No.24361866]

God you fags make me feel so good about myself thanks

[Anonymous No.24361907]

>>24361755
Just do it, just fuck and dont' talk. And use a fucking rubber.

[Anonymous No.24361971]

>>24361825
What so you still need to give them some sort of pseudodate before you can fugg them? I want a strictly business relationship.

>>24361866
Hey fuck you too man

[Anonymous No.24362005]

>>24361847
an unsaved pagan, heathen that does not love God or retains Him in his mind will never do what you suggested.

[Anonymous No.24362008]

>>24361755
You’ve still got time son. Good prostitutes don’t care if you’re anxious or awkward because they’re there to provide a service. Don’t worry too much about these things. After you’ve had your fun get right with the Lord and he’ll lead you to a life that feels more gratifying than nutting in a trillion prostitutes all at once

[Anonymous No.24362060]

>>24361755
Prostitutes tend to be very sweet about these kinds of things. They'll understand that you're an autist and they'll still be happy to fuck you for the cash.

[Anonymous No.24362063]

>>24361755
same desu, but I've never really seriously considered going to see a prostitute, idk what the fuck would even be expected if I were to do so.

[Anonymous No.24362158]

>>24362005
Like a drug that you will never get enough

I pray for OP

[Anonymous No.24362196]

literally the easiest thing you dumbfuck.

go to privatedelights.ch, enter your city, pick one preferably not too cheap, get their number and text them using your number or a google voice number. Set up a time, arrive at their incall and do the deed. Plenty of other sites available to like tryst skip the games etc.

[Anonymous No.24362447]

>>24361971
>What so you still need to give them some sort of pseudodate before you can fugg them? I want a strictly business relationship.

That's funny I never thought about it like that. All you're really doing is warming her up, you can rub her thighs or squeeze her ass while giving bare minimum answers to her questions. You're not really putting in any effort. In my experience it's better this way because she tends to give you more and do more for you when you establish some sort of rapport. To tell the truth I'd still get anxious if I had to call random escorts off of websites or whatever.

[Anonymous No.24362456]

Don't do it, anon. No healthy, well adjusted person sells their body. It would be taking advantage of a vulnerable person in one of the worst ways, and it won't make you amy happier. You've got more going for you then you know. You're very young at 23, and you've got crypto gains. Read how to win friends and influence people and get /fit/, you're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.24362561]

>>24361755
Don't worry too much about it. Most prostitutes are used to servicing socially awkward tards like you (it's a considerable part of their clientele after all). Just tell them it's your first time once you meet them and they'll handle the rest.

[Anonymous No.24362664]

>>24361755
Just go rape someone. You don’t have to say anything.

[Anonymous No.24362667]

>>24362456
Every time a man has sex with a woman, he is taking advantage of an inferior vulnerable person.

[Anonymous No.24362670]

>>24361755
or you could just go on a dating app and find a girl just as shy as you and you could be shy autists together.

there are actually moderately attractive women who sit in their parents basements because they have the same crippling anxiety and shyness that you do, you just don't know about them because they are in the basement like you. that means you have to go where they are in order to find them; the internet.

dont mess around with prostitutes you doof

[Anonymous No.24362711]

>>24362670
>they have the same crippling anxiety and shyness

bad advice. girls with anxiety issues are nothing but trouble. avoid like the plague.

[Anonymous No.24362750]

>>24362667
based

[Anonymous No.24362824]

>>24362711
it depends. there are legitimately nice and good women who are just nervous about everything. those women are fine and would likely be very loyal to a man who can take care of them and bring some level of ease and security to their life.

just dont make the mistake of confusing bipolar disorder for anxiety. now that wont work.

[Anonymous No.24362936]

>>24362824
the problem is it's hard to tell whether she's bipolar until you are knee deep in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.24363001]

Go for it if you want. You may think it’s alright, you may hate yourself for it, but it’s better to find out as long as you’re not a retard who can’t think for yourself

Purity is not the high road for you. You will get fucked over by the world. Just accept you may do some things that you’ll probably have to seek forgiveness for later on, and then do it, and forget about the men who think they know what’s better for you. They may see the destination, but they cannot see the path. Make your own path

[Anonymous No.24363368]

>>24362824
No it doesn't depend.

Anxious shy skittish girls are fucking crazy, 100%, no exceptions. They were my hobby for 10 years. I know. The fucks weren't worth it but I kept looking for the perfect innocent little virgin. All fucking crazy.

Any girl that hasn't been dicked multiple times by the age of <14 turns batshit insane.

Now buy more XRP.

[Anonymous No.24363398]

>>24361755
>I'm still a virgin at 23
it's over for you just do an Elliot Rodgers

[Anonymous No.24363434]

>>24363368
Are you ugly? no shit u get bottom of the barrel if u look like shit yourself yeah?

[Anonymous No.24363899]

>>24362196
>privatedelights.ch

i created an account and have commented "do not recommend, is actually a tranny" on several profiles so far

[Anonymous No.24363914]

>>24363899
Based

[Anonymous No.24363980]

>>24361755
as someone who knows, don't go down this route. better to be a virgin and try to meet someone genuinely than waste time and money on whores

[Anonymous No.24364434]

>>24363434
Crazy girls are an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.24364566]

>>24361755
absolutely do NOT listen to this guy >>24363980

just wait for the "pandemic" to end, buy a ticket plane for Amsterdam, and fuck everything that moves in the red light district
also do 'shrooms

[Anonymous No.24364604]

>>24363980
this. OP I lost my virginity at 23. I know what it feels like to feel like a failure in that regard and have a huge weight on your shoulder.

I've fucked regular girls and I've fucked lots of hookers. Once you go the hooker route, it's a massive cheat code, and will make it hard to go the normal route.

I'm 99% sure you aren't going to listen, but if there is a 1% chance, try to just improve and meet a regular girl. Atleast I tried warning you.

[Anonymous No.24364693]

>>24361755
bro losing your virginity to a prostitute isnt worth it. It's better to be a virgin than to be a slave to pussy. The only reason to fuck is if you find a nice submissive wife.