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Literally all I fucking want is $2.5mil cash, a 9/10 wife that sucks my dick on command, a huge ranch (complete with an EPIC axe throwing range and climbing gym) and 2 BMW Z3s (one in gold, one in white)
Literally EVERY normalfag on the planet has this but fucking me. It's not fucking fair. I'm not even asking to be rich, I just want the middle class life I described above.

>> No.24354642

>>24354597
>cRY id
ngmi

>> No.24354686

>le epic axe throwing range

>>>/reddit/

>> No.24354856

>>24354597
You're literally asking to be in the 0.001% with money and a 9/10 loyal wife.

>> No.24354889

>>24354597
good luck with that wife thing
the rest of it is attainable
t. 40 year old

>> No.24354944

>>24354889
Loser

>> No.24355162

>>24354597
Just keep crying. LMOA LOLE

>> No.24355170

>>24354597
>$2.5 million
Kek if I had like 40k in cash right now I would quit my job.

>> No.24355201

>>24355170
fucking hell things bad for you son?

>> No.24355395

>>24354597
Go for a 6/10 dick sucking wife, 9/10s rarely live up to the hype

>> No.24355437

>>24355170
No you wouldn’t, you filthy liar.

40k is barely enough to whet your appetite

>> No.24355703

>>24354597
>cry
NGMI

>> No.24355768

>>24354597
>all I want
>proceeds to list a whole load of unrealistic, entitled demands
This is either bait or you aren’t gonna make it

>> No.24355795

>>24354597
>wife that sucks my dick on command
Even dropping the 9/10 part, this is by far the most unrealistic thing on here

>> No.24355819

>>24355795
I mean, look at my ID. AAA HED, B

>> No.24355846

I'm going to use my money to pay short skinny girls to sexually dominate me.
Living the dream

>> No.24355858

I just want a roof over my head for winter

>> No.24355914
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24355914

Lol z3 x2 kys, ngmi

>> No.24355920

I know. It’s bullshit. I even see McDonald’s workers driving to work in work in Panameras while I have to drive my shitty 328xi.

>> No.24355934

>9/10 wife
unironically humble

>> No.24356007

>>24354597
fuck you, why do you think you deserve all that?

>> No.24356039
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24356039

I want a fully paid-for decent house in a warm climate, with my white family inside that I can easily afford to take care of, and no niggers within 100 miles.

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24356045

>>24355768

>> No.24356304

>>24355795
Can confirm

>> No.24356662

>>24354597
>2.5m cold hard cash
>normalfag
yeah me too man, me too