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>twist my dick around so that the bottom of glans is facing toward my head
>rub the side of my glans
>it feels like I'm rubbing the opposite side

>> No.24354434

I sometimes tuck it in between my legs just to see what I would lo̸͕͌ok like hahaha

>> No.24354468

what coins do you hold tho

>> No.24354477
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>>24354434
sometimes I stretch my scrotum out and bounce my penis off it like a trampoline

>> No.24354506

>>24354468
I don't see how that's relevant

>> No.24354517

>>24354506
i want to see what intellectuals hold so i can dump my lifesavings into it

>> No.24354522

>>24354390
Same happens with your tongue bro

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>>24354390
Sometimes I just twist my dick around and piss and it flows in an arc, it's pretty funny

>> No.24354568

>>24354517
RLC, PNK and ETH
But that is off topic for this thread
>>24354522
Woah it really works
What did my brain mean by this?

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>>24354565
Sometimes in the shower i plug my foreskin with my thumb and piss a little bit so it blows my foreskin up like a waterballoon

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>>24354614
Sometimes I just stretch my scrotum and cover my penis with it and it looks like a vagoo, it's funny because vagoo are funny looking

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>>24354679
I've done that before. Sometimes i will also plug my foreskin like in the shower and then pull my thumb away and it makes a funny squeaking noise like an armpit fart

>> No.24354778

Best thread on /biz/

>> No.24354913

Sometimes /biz/ is even more avant-garde than /s4s/
Is there truth to the idea that /biz/raelis are veteran from 2003-2007 /b/ ?

>> No.24354963

>foreskinniggers are mentally ill
What a shock

>> No.24354992

>>24354963
the pleasure of having one drives us crazy, you wouldnt know scarbro

>> No.24355012

>>24354913
I am fren but I've been doing this much longer than that
>>24354963
No need for hostility, i'm sure the old jewish lady who rubbed your foreskin into her wrinkles appreciated your sacrifice very much.

>> No.24355023

>>24354963
Keep coping faggot

>> No.24355091
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Sometimes I fold my dick up in my ball sack and turn it into a dick ravioli

I don’t have a foreskin because my parents fell for Jewish tricks

>> No.24355114

>>24354913
That's part of it but the /biz/ jannies are also pretty lax. Funposting is effectively banned on the majority of boards and new memes are smothered in the crib

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>>24355091
sorry for your loss fren

>> No.24355218

>>24355114
This, I stopped browsing /a/ because of this, jannies killed fun and OC.

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>>24355114
>the jannies are pretty lax

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Sometimes I dock my peepee into my bellybutton and pee a little to make a small hot tub

>> No.24355342

>>24354963
Sorry your dick was mutilated pal.

>> No.24355524
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me as a forebro enjoy the ability to control the flow and intensity of peeing with help of the forskin.
Everytime I pull it back and pee it's a very hard and straight line, but as soon as I cover my glance in the comfy foreskin it becomes a soft flowing river
How do scarbros cope with this?

>> No.24355594

often i push the whole thing inside me
its interesting

>> No.24356018

>>24354614
I do this every time I piss. Why do you only do it in the shower? It doesn't make a mess and you don't get piss on yourself. It does make a lot of noise which can scare your cats but that is the only potential danger I am aware of.

>> No.24356029

How much overhang of foreskin do you guys have? I've got about 1.5cm, maybe even 2 when my dick is pretty cold and shrivelled. I could probably hide a couple coins just in the overhang alone

>> No.24356089

>>24356029
At least an inch. I suspect that this is part of why my dick is so small when it is soft even though it's almost 8 onces hard.

>> No.24356185

>>24356089
Damn man that's long foreskin. You could probably stretch it out and play it like an elastic band
Anyone got that comfy pepe hiding in foreskin?

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>>24354963
>be mutilated-nigger
>see whole humans having carefree fun
>seethe

>> No.24356300

>>24356185
>You could probably stretch it out and play it like an elastic band
Is that not normal? I do do that. It makes funny noises like a rubber band when I stretch it and flick it.

>> No.24356315

I pull my ballsack up over my penis so it looks like I just have a smooth dome of skin and then keep it held there all day with my boxer elastic so my balls don’t itch in work

>> No.24356700

>>24356300
Shit you're right, just tried it out. Jews and (((Americans))) really are missing out on the glories of foreskin, aren't they? I could probably play The Star-Spangled Banner on my foreskin alone