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[Anonymous No.24308715]

WAGIE RAGIE CLEAN UP ON AISLE 7

>be me today
>UK supermarket buying energy drink and shopping
>no wallet with proof of age, self service machine needs confirmation of age for high caffeine drink
>new law on sale of high caffeine drinks, did not exist when i was in school
>i am 24, wagie rejects sale despite having full beard of stubble under mask
>left all shopping for wagie to clean and put away and left instead to go to different shop
>wagie thought i was sub 16, not even mad

[Anonymous No.24308795]

>>24308715
kek, either some bizarre fantasy of yours or just real rage. Totally get have been there myself arrested for ripping scratch tickets off the wall in a 7/11 after smashing a rack of wine to the ground

[Anonymous No.24308798]

>>24308715
same here...got denied buying a red bull from co-op at the big age of 23 despite them seeing me drive into the tiny car park kek

[Anonymous No.24308842]

>>24308715
I fuckn hate wagies who try and take the moral high ground.
Bitch dont tell me what to do! smash...Now pick it up!

[Anonymous No.24308852]

>>24308715
lol

[Anonymous No.24308878]

oi you got a loicense for that caffine?

[Anonymous No.24308896]

>>24308715
lol

[Anonymous No.24308930]

Wagie abuse thread?

>Be 13 year old shit
>Learn masturbation
>Parents go to work during summer break, beat off all day, coom several times
>Meet friends at pizza restaurant for dinner.
>Chug two liter of M.Dew
> NeedToPiss.exe
>Go into bathroom stall and unleash two liters of warm neon green piss
>Dick out of whack from hours of abuse
>Aim for the bowl but piss goes literally everywhere else, covers the seat, floor and toilet paper
>Leave the mess and sit down with friends to enjoy pizza
>Boss tells his highschool aged Stacey wage slave to check the bathroom
>She storms out twenty minutes later scream about piss all over every surface
>Keep eating pizza with friend

>My face when we were the only people eating in the restaurant, and she knew it was me

[Anonymous No.24308943]

haha same thing happened to me
>be me
>shop at local Walmart
>crowd of undesirables near entrance
>notice guard's name as I pass
>locate pa system
>scream I'm (((guard))) "I hate niggers"
>undesirables instantly become agitated
>guard tries to calm the situation by explaining he was standing here the whole time
>doesn't even finish before being ko'd
>chuckle to myself as I leave

[Anonymous No.24308995]

>>24308715
Your larping, but unironically back in 2016 when they first introduced this "law" for, it applied to coca-cola. It basically meant you had to be 16 to buy soda, ti was to stop kids in school buying energy drinks then going hyper in class. I was asked for ID and didn't' have any by the wagie. I was 19 at the time and he said he couldn't' sell me it and I had to have a diet one instead.
I sorta laughed at the wagie, and he laughed too but said he had no choice and those were the rules at the moment. He apologised, wasn't his fault but still lol.

Unironically, it appeared others had shared this fate as they had at least 5 coca-cola bottles in the box they put the left over goods from self service in.

Very strange, it was gone next week. No doubt somebody kicked off or the store lost shit ton of sales. Really fucking retarded, really strange.

[Anonymous No.24309503]

>>24308798
Few things:
> You can drive from 17
> 23 is under 25 so they were right to ask for ID under the think 25 policy which they have to apply.
> Caffiene drinks are normally the chosen choice of ID inspectors because people rarely ID them, hence staff asking for caffiene ID's more often when they know an inspection is coming
> A driving license, while not required, is a wise idea to carry on you when driving and could have solved this issue

[Anonymous No.24309575]

>>24308798
Why didn't you have your licence if you drove

[Anonymous No.24309651]

>>24309575
Because it's a 1 minute drive and i didn't anticipate being asked for ID for buying an energy drink with having a decent beard.

[Anonymous No.24309723]

Wtf I was a supermarket wagecuck in england for 5 years up until 2 months ago. Never knew about the energy drink thing

[Anonymous No.24309776]

>>24309723
The only reason people enforce it at all is because it pops up on the screen and whatever you click is legally binding and monitored via tracking of your computer/device and the cameras so you'll get your ass sued if you make a sale to an underage person.

Heck, even failing to ask for ID can be justification to get sued by the think 25 people.

[Anonymous No.24309787]

>>24309651
>1 minute drive
the fuck you should've walked then

[Anonymous No.24309846]

>>24308943
inexplicably based

[Anonymous No.24309940]

>>24308943
I'll take things that didn't happen for 40 next

[Anonymous No.24309942]

>>24309776
>OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT CARBONATED PEP TONIC
lol this is actually real? I thought this was just shitposting

[Anonymous No.24309969]

>>24309787
i don't have a car to walk places

[Anonymous No.24310045]

>>24308930
Kek'd pulled it back with that last one

[Anonymous No.24310131]

>>24309942
That's reality in the remains of the once "Where the sun never sets" Empire

[Anonymous No.24310172]

>>24308798
I was literally drinking a coffee at the self checkout also, they do it to be overzealous desu, just being a jobsworth and ID for any customer they deem young looking

[Anonymous No.24310207]

>>24308995
No I'm not even joking literally happened to me today, just got caught out with no wallet today just using Google pay, I don't look 25 so I get sometimes I get ID'd but I was shocked they did it for caffeine.

[Anonymous No.24310226]

You got denied your monster energy and humiliated by a staff worker so you came here to boast or some shit?
the only people who buy energy drinks are children, greasy poor people and people named dustin.
pic related, probably what you look like

[Anonymous No.24310231]

>>24308715
Reading other people having a regular Thursday/Friday during American thanksgiving is so fucking comfy. I like knowing that mist other places it’s just a regular day. Comforting thread bro.

[Anonymous No.24310281]

>>24309503
Normally I always have ID in wallet I never really buy alcohol desu. Just completely caught out by it, I didn't realise it was actually law now haha it was supposed to be a free energy drink with some coupon so I just got it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.24310311]

>>24309575
You don't need to carry a loisense to drive
everytime in the UK. Haha

[Anonymous No.24310406]

>>24310226
Whats wrong with this? All I see is a young man who has a sense of style and is probably proud of his heritage.
>>24310311
Also that is awesome.

[Anonymous No.24310419]

>>24310231
True, we don't even think about Thanksgiving here, I was just out on my autistic errands where I milk businesses for free fast food/drinks with coupons and sign up deals. Currently abusing the pret a manger fag unlimited coffee subscription, signing up with different card details then cancel at the end of the free month.

[Anonymous No.24310437]

>>24310231
regular day in muttland is this.

[Anonymous No.24310472]

>>24308715
THE UK HAS A CAFFEINE LOICONSE?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.24310482]

>>24309942
Apparently the law now. Even before then I remember early 2010s some shopkeeper refusing to serve high caffeine drinks as a shop specific rule to under 16s like a loisense wagie. People really didn't like when they did that.

[Anonymous No.24310522]

>>24309940
Seriously, this happened, I think the Karen looking wagie was just being a jobsworth bitch who caught me out this time because she didn't like the look of me, rather than thinking I look like a child at the age of 24. I'm not even a Manlet, have been told I have a baby face though.

[Anonymous No.24310599]

>>24310472
Kids are obsessed with the caffeine drinks here, was a general concern of schools a lot of the time, it's a strange law desu.

[Anonymous No.24310621]

>>24308715
for me it's pic related

[Anonymous No.24310728]

>>24308715
I always do this when the price doesn't match what's announced, just tell them I don't have enough money to pay for it at the new price and leave everything

[Anonymous No.24310770]

>>24310728
based but first you ask them to scan everything again just to be sure they got it right

[Anonymous No.24310847]

>>24310728
based but first you should demand that they scan all your groceries again to make sure they got everything right. And then after that you tell them that you don't have enough money and leave.

[Anonymous No.24310852]

>>24310621
Nigger behaviour
Don't come to my neighbour faggot

[Anonymous No.24310917]

>>24310852
I contribute to the economy by keeping wageslaves busy (otherwise they might get laid off)

[Anonymous No.24310933]

>>24310917
Just keep it in your shithole. I like my public places clean.

[Anonymous No.24310998]

>>24310933
the health of the economy is more important than your feelings anon
greater good

[Anonymous No.24311122]

>>24310998
Whites just move to clean areas and let you wallow in your shit dummy

[Anonymous No.24311140]

>>24310933
He is right, you need to consider the greater good. Its time you learned to stop being so selfish and learn from your betters.>>24310998

>>24310998
Next time get the video with the tip of your dick in it. kek

[Anonymous No.24311222]

>>24311140
You think you are based and redpilled but you're a retarded faggot, go join Antifa and tip over a rubbish bin you fucking spastics.

[Anonymous No.24311332]

>>24310933
>>24311122
>>24311222

[Anonymous No.24311438]

>>24311332
nice digits
I'm just larping you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.24311491]

>>24311332
nice digits
I'm just larping dumb dumb

[Anonymous No.24311584]

>>24311332
I cant believe you actually just respond to your own posts. Nothing wrong with drunkenness and hooliganism as long as it disrupts the status quo. Its called direct action.

[Anonymous No.24311644]

>>24311491
Almost trip 3s too
I know, I've seen that gif around. Random vandalism isn't cool.

[Anonymous No.24311701]

>>24311584
Did you know people living in the projects take pisses in the hallways and elevators? They think they are rebelling the status quo too.

[Anonymous No.24311763]

>>24309969
you wouldn’t need the caffeine jew if you walked. the endorphins from a light jog wake you brother

[Anonymous No.24311776]

>>24311701
Wow, you just changed my whole outlook on life. I wont piss in public anymore and will stop smashing and vandalizing things when I get angry.
>>24311491
fuckn pussy, you just larp as a vandalizer and never actually have. pathetic

[Anonymous No.24311888]

>>24311644
Bro wtf stop lol

[Anonymous No.24311922]

>>24308715
What is so hard about bringing your ID places europoors? It goes in your wallet, why would you ever be in a situation without one

[Anonymous No.24311934]

>>24311888
Tag

[Anonymous No.24311952]

>>24311934
No tag backs

[Anonymous No.24311985]

you need ID to buy energy drinks in the UK? fuckin lol you guys are the true liberal nation of retards.

[Anonymous No.24312027]

>>24308798
>>24308715
my dad got carded for beers when he traveled to murica and he was 55. wagies are niggers

[Anonymous No.24312112]

>>24308995
>back in 2016 when they first introduced this "law" for, it applied to coca-cola. It basically meant you had to be 16 to buy soda
OI U NEED A FOOKIN LOIZANZ FO THAT COKE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24312171]

>>24311776
>1776
It'd be nice if what you said is true

[Anonymous No.24312302]

>>24308930
>Be me twenty minutes ago.
>Stand back from the urnaL 3ft.
>75% accuracy.
>Don't wash my hands.


Fuck wagies.

[Anonymous No.24312334]

>>24311922
In Europe free contactless payment is in literally every establishment now. All you need sometimes is your phone

[Anonymous No.24312357]

>>24308715
Can you imagine living in a place that you can't just buy a caffeinated drink

[Anonymous No.24312442]

>>24309503
The UK is more cucked than I ever imagined wtf

[Anonymous No.24312705]

>>24312334
>sometimes
So I ask again, why is it so hard to put your Id in your wallet? I own a convinience store near a university with many european students, and you europoor cucks literally seem to have an issue grasping the concept that it's not a burden to carry a five gram piece of plastic with you

[Anonymous No.24312768]

>>24312705
Yes it is. I don't want to have my identity on my all the time. Why the fuck do you need to know who I am? Want to micro chip me too?

[Anonymous No.24312866]

>>24312768
How else are the cops supposed to verify that you are legally permitted to drive

[Anonymous No.24313148]

>>24312768
>look an awful lot like that local serial killer we havent caught yet
>look this guy cant even verify that he isnt said guy
>better take him in, just in case

[Anonymous No.24313160]

>>24312866
or drink alcohole
>>24312768
yes there are many people who do want to start chipping us. There are also cameras all over the place.

[Anonymous No.24313463]

>>24313160
>>24313148
Literally what do europoors even do just throw they just throw it in a drawer somewhere and chimp out whenever they are asked to identify themselves?

[Anonymous No.24313534]

>>24308715
I go to buy super glue and you need to show your passport to purchase it. What in the fuck.

[Anonymous No.24313666]

>>24313148
>Who are you?
>None of your business
Might go down different in the land of the free

[Anonymous No.24313690]

>>24308715
Based.
Not a law though afaik, Tesco, Sainsburys and Asda try and call it a law though.

[Anonymous No.24313703]

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[Anonymous No.24313755]

Also fuck the jobsworths who enforce this retarded law.
>18 y/o
>go to tesco
>try to buy monster
>"Got any ID luv?"
>"Nah sorry."
>"Can't sell you it then. Any petrol for a car though?"
Retarded wageslave definitely knew what she was doing. Took everything in me to not chimp the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.24313784]

>>24313463
exactly. use it or lose it. Dont want to identify yourself than dont, but when you want to do something that requires identification than you cant do it simple as.

[Anonymous No.24313837]

>>24308943
>niggers would truly believe someone would announce their own name, and then that they hate niggers, and then stand around waiting to deny it, and that they should be beaten for this.

I truly cannot wait until they are extinct

[Anonymous No.24313886]

>>24313784
>He doesn't see where this is heading
Enjoy your police state

[Anonymous No.24313920]

>>24310311
haha but you need one to buy a can of monster haha

[Anonymous No.24313980]

>>24313886
You again. It doesnt matter what you think. What matters is the way things are going and the way they already are. Cameras everywhere, to monitor and identify people. Proof of age and address to be carried on your person is control.
Maybe this is why I think pissing on things in public is hilarious its some kind of an act of rebellion.

[Anonymous No.24314023]

>>24313886
>The bong is telling people that requiring people to have their id is a police state

[Anonymous No.24314420]

>>24314023
its an old shitty radio and bicycle tire...
>imagine my shock
just another day in Bongland I guess at least I dont need my ID to buy beer in the local pub. Next time I wont forget it for my monster energy drink thou thats for sure.

[Anonymous No.24314511]

>>24314420
Oi bruv can you believe those Yanks across the pond have to carry five whole grams of plastic when they go places?

Fascist police state over there bruv

[Anonymous No.24314807]

>>24314511
kek. Nice larp
>eh yeah bruv, I can bereave that actuolly cause the fascist coppers over there ill shoot you for hanging out with the blacks, when your just tryin to ask them real friendly where to go for drugs n stuff.
Crazy over there mate so glad all the coppers over here dont carry weapons or maintain much of a presence and just watch our every move with facial recognition software.

[Anonymous No.24314810]

>>24313837
>being so retarded you believe a 12yo's fantasy

[Anonymous No.24315110]

Damn Ive got a good one.

>working out with bros in hs on a weekend
>damn we crushed it today lets crush some buffet pizza
>head into the buffet pizza place, 4 workers and an d nigger couple
>proceed to be loud and obnoxious as fuck
>take entire pizzas off the buffet line for ourselves
>dont discard trays or plates or cups
>instead stack them so theyre like 5 ft off the table
>"can we take those for you?"
>"no"
>go into the arcade section climb into the basketball game where you shoot the balls into the hoop and they role down to you
>steal the basketballs
>proceed to play a full court game in the arcade area
>6 ft 4 friend dives into the machine for a lay-up
>hoot and yell like niggers when he gets it
>proceed to go back to the buffet and take entire trays of cinna sticks
>friend fills up his one gal water jug with hi c from the soda fountain
>one friend gets sick to his stomach
>"bros ive got to shit"
>goes into the bathroom while we sit there with our stomachs distended, the highschool pizza employees are mortified
>friend comes out laughing, tells us he shit on the floor
>look in the bathroom, theres a huge pile of greenish brown shit next to the toilet with one square of toilet paper on it
>die laughing, take the drink cups with us and leave, wagies say nothing

I dont know what got into us but holyshit was it fun to act like complete niggers, i can see why they do it now. Sorry Stevie B's pizza workers.

[Anonymous No.24315115]

>>24310472
Do you have an alcohol licence? I mean, you have to show your id, so that must mean you have one? Retard.

[Anonymous No.24315154]

Shitty bait thread.