/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24304930]

> well look who came out of his cave
> How's our little trader doing?
> I didn't tell you guys? Rob just showed me his profits last week he's very talented
> he told me the gold cattle run had started and this was just the beginning, he'd soon be a millionaire
> I'm so proud of him, show grandma your portfolio

[Anonymous No.24304982]

>>24304930
OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.24305036]

>>24304930
please stop

[Anonymous No.24305049]

based

[Anonymous No.24305048]

>hey there trooper heard you quit work to day trade, haha good luck kiddo

[Anonymous No.24305138]

> come on Robby, show me your portfolio, I'm so happy you're finally turning your life around and found something that gives you a little joy (and that you're good at finally)

[Anonymous No.24305196]

Well, its down now but it'll go up even more sooner or later. Now is a good time to buy more, this is how it works.
Can Ashley and Brianna come over for dinner?

[Anonymous No.24305239]

>>24305196
>oh, I see someone learned to wear his big boy pants. I'm so happy for you, son, I finally have nothing left to teach you any more.

[Anonymous No.24305328]

>>24305138
NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.24305336]

You see, son. It's good what you do. What you do is good. It's that brother of yours that has me worried.

[Anonymous No.24305337]

>>24305196
>Ah I see... But how much did you lose anon? 50$? 200$?

[Anonymous No.24305366]

I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that we're broke. The good news is that a man named "CZ" has agreed to a deferment of my margin settlement in exchange for a white virgin and a couple of fresh livers.

[Anonymous No.24305374]

>>24304930
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I GOT FUCKING LIQUIDATED AND LOST IT ALL

[Anonymous No.24305396]

>>24304930
>implying this happened this year because of corona

[Anonymous No.24305416]

>>24304930
>the only one at the table without a girlfriend/fiancee/wife
>every year for the last 15 years
>they still keep asking
I want to die.

[Anonymous No.24305429]

>>24305374
How? Everything just mooned

[Anonymous No.24305437]

>>24305337

[Anonymous No.24305443]

>>24305416
You gay anon?

[Anonymous No.24305457]

>>24305336
based and mdepilled

[Anonymous No.24305488]

>>24305443
No, just Incel

[Anonymous No.24305497]

>>24305138
>Tfw you "accidentally" show granny your dick pics

[Anonymous No.24305519]

>>24304930

[Kotonohas' Husbando No.24305552]

Who are you quoting my dear family?

[Anonymous No.24305627]

>>24305337
20K but it's only going up from here

[Anonymous No.24305662]

>>24305627
>losses are only going up
based bobo

[Anonymous No.24305732]

>>24305488
Even worse...

[Anonymous No.24305776]

>>24305196
> oh, so you lost money? You did not lose the $500 I gave you last week right, do you know how much real work I had to put in to actually earn that

[Anonymous No.24305790]

>>24304930
>handle of the fork is resting on the food

[Anonymous No.24305930]

>I'm great thanks for asking. Dad, I managed to get you a 16% return on the money you asked me to invest by buying the dip and holding

[Anonymous No.24306188]

While you're having take out food alone tonight after having a fap and staring at charts, try not to think about the fact that everyone else in the world is celebrating thanksgiving with their families, getting text messages in the morning that say "happy thanksgiving" from people you care about, FaceTiming with a few of them, kicking around leaves with your qt gf, meeting your families new friends and SOs, having secret teenage sex with gfs and/or qt cousins in the guest room while the parents cook dinner, playing with cute puppers, exchanging stories at dinner, eating delicious food that you only get once a year, watching classic holiday movie/tv show specials, eating some homemade apple pie dessert, sneaking off to a 24 hour pharmacy to buy plan B because you had sex, having sex after dinner, that nostalgic drive to and from the families' house at dusk while whiffing up the crisp cold autumn air, and then having sex. If you've read this far you're gmi. Stay blessed frens

[Anonymous No.24306235]

>>24306188
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.24306282]

>>24304930
FUCK OFF STEVE AND I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING UNTIL MY STINKY LINKIES ARE AT $1000.
>>24305138
SHUT UP GRANDMA, DIE ALREADY
>>24305776
I'VE LOST $4K IN THE LAST 24 HOURS UNCLE MARK, HOW DO YUO THINK I FUCKING FEEL?! ATLEAST I DON'T SHIT THE BED UNTIL I'VE LOST $10K. GET YOUR PRIORITIES AND PERSPECTIVE STRAIGHT AND KEEP WAGE SLAVING YOU CUNT.

[Anonymous No.24306332]

>and this is our son, anon's room!
>he likes to spend most of his time and allowance looking at numbers and green/red arrows
>he's quite the little wolf of wallstreet

[Anonymous No.24306338]

What was inflation like in the 70s?

I feel afraid that’s going to happen again. There are a lot of people smarter than I am- banks, billionaire investors, and economists all buying this new currency due to its security, transparency and deflationary characteristics.

The currency is correcting right now, it’s down 10% which you know is nothing in the big picture of investing. The currency has been through drops in value much worse. Young people like me are starting to use it and it works great. Should this do well I’ll be able to take care of you, should it not, I’ll be right back on my feet.

We went from bartering to precious metals then paper currency which lead to balance sheets. Now the new currency is here. Banks no longer hold real dollar bills, they keep track of it all in their computers. Computers that are hackable, changeable, alterable. The new currency was created to account for that and more. Inflation is on its way, there’s no reason to go back.

[Anonymous No.24306374]

>>24304930
>telling people about your trading
never ever fucking do this, trust me

[Anonymous No.24306430]

>>24305488
I’m sorry. We all suffer.

[Anonymous No.24306472]

>>24306332
haha, great one. I almost got angry just imagining the situation.

[Anonymous No.24306479]

>>24306235
are your triggered anon? which part did it?

[Anonymous No.24306514]

>>24306188
>fapping
ngmi. I vowed that I'd an hero if I ever fapped again.

[Anonymous No.24306606]

>>24306188
>Plan B because you had sex
You are disgusting and should immediately kill yourself. Scum like you should be painfully and publicly executed. I hope you will go to hell for your degeneracy and twisted morals.

[Anonymous No.24306672]

>”.......”

[Anonymous No.24306753]

She's cute, much more attractive than any of my cousins..
Who else is pary of the ugly family brigade?

[Anonymous No.24306859]

>>24306672

[Anonymous No.24306873]

[Anonymous No.24306896]

>>24306753
I'd let her lowkey suck/massage my dick at the table

[Anonymous No.24306912]

>>24304930
Damn /biz/ you funny

[Anonymous No.24306962]

>>24304930
>fork left inside the plate on the food
do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.24306980]

>>24305416
Look at Mr. Popular over here with a family that cooks him dinner

[Anonymous No.24307071]

>>24306374
Why

[Anonymous No.24307127]

>>24305776
And I'm still $5000 up despite the loss. I can lose more money in a day than you make in a month and still maintain a profit.

[Anonymous No.24307175]

>>24306980
That picture makes me real sad and angry

[Anonymous No.24307219]

>>24305552
Based /jp/ expat. Please tell me it's still a Touhou board.

[Anonymous No.24307287]

>>24306962
If you're not American your opinion is worth less than dogshit.

[Anonymous No.24307514]

>>24306188
>getting text messages in the morning that say "happy thanksgiving"
That's me, every Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas I mass send a text message to everyone I still like in my phone's address book. It's usually the only text messages I ever initiate. Feels good seeing most of them come back with exclamation points and emoticons that don't render on my dumbphone.

[Anonymous No.24307647]

>YOU SAID WE WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT, ANON!

[Anonymous No.24307701]

>tfw I squeezed out my last bucks to coinbase, but they haven't arrived yet, and it looks like the dip might reverse
please tell me I'll make it.
>>24307647
lmao.

[Anonymous No.24307713]

[Anonymous No.24307739]

>>24306188
>everyone else in the world is celebrating thanksgiving
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.24307826]

>>24304930
>>24305138
>my names actually Rob

Okay, who are you anon

[Anonymous No.24307854]

>>24306962
Retarded Americans do this, yes. They strategically do this in order to get their hands greasy the next time they touch the fork. They follow that up by shaking hands and touching all appliances with their greasy hands afterwards.

[Anonymous No.24307983]

>>24306188
My only regret is growing apart from my cousins. They were all fun, but every time we met we were just shuffled off into a corner within sight but with nothing to do but sit and wait for our parents to leave. I looked forward to being old and free, getting to properly hang out with them. But then we moved far apart for colleges. Then moved further for jobs. Then got too busy. Now we're old and I haven't seen them in over a decade.

[Anonymous No.24308052]

>>24307854
that explains a lot

[Anonymous No.24308178]

>>24306374
Just lie and say you’re not doing well in it.
>actually loaded

[Anonymous No.24308368]

>>24307983
my cousin is sexually obsessed with black men now

[Anonymous No.24308456]

>>24308368
Your cousin is trash then.

[Anonymous No.24308505]

>>24307127
>I SAW THE CHART YOU LITTLE SHIT

[Anonymous No.24308547]

>>24308456
Yeah but she was so beautiful. So wasteful, like mother like daughter.

[Anonymous No.24308891]

>>24308505
Then do the math and realize how much money my work profits me compared to your "real" work. If the charts are so bad and I'm still at a gain, where am I compared to you when the numbers go back up? Tell you what, I'll double your investment and give you back $1k. Congratulations, you've earned more money than you do a paycheck and you didn't even need to do real work.

[Anonymous No.24309081]

>>24304930
>Oh hey anon, is that negative percentage important? You haven't been fomo buying have you?

[Anonymous No.24309450]

>>24304930
I JUST CAME OUT TO GET SOME FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING NORMIES

[Anonymous No.24309771]

>>24304930
Top tier post OP. Rub these biz faggots nose in their own shit. It’s the only way they’ll learn.

[Anonymous No.24310414]

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