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[Anonymous No.24303317]

The jews fear the garloid breeder

[Anonymous No.24303343]

>>24303317
wats a garloid

[Anonymous No.24303366]

>>24303343
Lurk more newfag

[Anonymous No.24303401]

>>24303343
Think of a garloid as a living yield investment the abilities are unmatchable if watered properly

[Anonymous No.24303413]

>>24303343
>he doesn't know about garloids
ngmi

[Anonymous No.24303416]

>>24303366

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT'S A GARLOID

I MUST KNOW TELL ME FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.24303419]

>>24303343
Garloids are the nu shrimp farm.

[Anonymous No.24303442]

>>24303317
this meme is fucking stupid, just like all these retarded new 4chan memes
fuck you

[Anonymous No.24303470]

>>24303442
I bet you dont even own a fingerbox.

[Anonymous No.24303473]

>>24303442
>meme

[Anonymous No.24303474]

>>24303419
I had to get rid of my garloid. Too much work

[Anonymous No.24303476]

>>24303416
How does 6 million garloids sound to you, anon?

[Anonymous No.24303489]

>>24303442
go back to your fingerbox, grandpa. garloids are the future.

[Anonymous No.24303493]

>>24303366
I've been here 15 years and don't know what a garloid is. Tell me bro

[Anonymous No.24303513]

>>24303474

Tranny

[Anonymous No.24303543]

>>24303493

It's a fucking lopped off dick bro.

[Anonymous No.24303563]

>>24303493
It's a cut phimosis, that's what the jews use it for

[Anonymous No.24303566]

>>24303343
You squish and mash them to make skub

[Anonymous No.24303576]

I only feed mine water

[Anonymous No.24303578]

Just google garloid. NGMI if have to be spoon fed garloid info.

[Anonymous No.24303583]

>>24303416

Garloids are Basically lymphoids that are extracted from The body and somehow kept alive by feeding it (mostly sugar and water I believe) Quite disgusting to be honest. Started in china as a way to keep organs from ”donors” alive. I dont really see how they are profitable outside these china labs.

[Anonymous No.24303598]

>>24303513
>>24303543
>>24303563
Are you ok?

[Anonymous No.24303631]

>>24303583
Bro dont tell them the real answer. There goes the garloid market

[Anonymous No.24303657]

>>24303343
>he is not drinking garloid milk

[Anonymous No.24303793]

>>24303631

Whats The point of revealing this secret?Anon is Not a organ harvester attching stolen chink liver to a garloid.

1. The garloid needs to be at a sufficient Size before attaching The organ to it

2. The garloid and The organ must be extracted from The same host or it gets rejected.

3. The garloid must be feed sugar water daily to be kept alive.

4. It cannot clean itself...

Now tell me Why would anyone ever decide to grow this thing for fun?

[Anonymous No.24303814]

>>24303317
They fear more than that!

[Anonymous No.24303837]

>>24303317

[Anonymous No.24303851]

>>24303317
Nice harvest anon, i only got 2 dozen this year byt its my first year farming

[Anonymous No.24303940]

>>24303583
How do i start growing one? Do I need any special equipment?

[Anonymous No.24304005]

>>24303940
You need a hydrolic garloid incubator for starters.

[Anonymous No.24304086]

>>24303940
You will also need liquid sneed to reduce the effects of garloid crystal dick rot that may happen if there is too much contamination.

[Anonymous No.24304092]

>>24304005
If u have like 10k to drop lol its not needed as long as u have enough donor material who cares if 60% die off the first feedibg

[Anonymous No.24304245]

>>24303940

All I know is that it is easier to grow a garloid if The lymph is extracted from a pre-diabetic person since The garloid can keep sustaining on sugar. Never seen it work on someone doing LCHF/Keto diet since The garloid is going to Fucking die as soon as its exposed to oxygen. The carbs makes it keep a little bit of water and salt content I believe. The worse part of Growing a garloid is The fact that a human body derivative without a functioning liver and skin cannot detoxify and clean itself, meaning it gets Fucking Putrid after very Short time. One interesting aspect of growing one is seeing The occasional teeth growing because a garloid is at its core cancerous. I have heard stories of it growing eyes and even a vagina however it s Nothing i can verify.

Im off to The gym boys, i will answer any question when Im back

[Anonymous No.24304335]

>>24304092
Definitely recommend, it increases garloid yield by a margin of %20 on average, it's worth it because it adds up over time.

[Anonymous No.24304376]

>>24303317
I think something is wrong with my garloid. Never should have fed it so much zinc.

[Anonymous No.24304485]

>>24304376

Why do you keep it on your Fucking bed?

[Anonymous No.24304661]

>>24303343
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/garloid

[Anonymous No.24304681]

>>24304245
Where can i get an incubator?

[Anonymous No.24304738]

>>24304485
I think you know the answer, anon.

[Anonymous No.24304748]

>>24304661
Lol knowyourmeme doesnt know whats in the picture eventhough they told you: garloid

[Anonymous No.24304847]

>>24304681


Russia has a large supply of inqubators, so does south Korea and Mainland china but its a hassle to navigate their website wiyhout understanding their respective language, an alternative is to just get an large tank with oxygen supplier and ph reader, i needs sugar to grow but too much sugar makes The water acidic

Well Thats The inqubation phase

[Anonymous No.24304919]

>>24304847
Will I need IV fluids and a dialysis machine? How do I oxygenate its blood?

[Anonymous No.24304948]

Known garloid uses:
Purify -- cleanest water possible loaded with garloid provided nutrients
Meat -- yes you can eat your garloid!
Clean a fish tank. Put one in your lake to make it bright blue. The uses are endless

[Anonymous No.24305115]

>>24304661
Have an upvote!

[Anonymous No.24305142]

>>24304948

< Eat your garloid

Now this is a sureway ticket to get prion diesease

[Anonymous No.24305172]

This is the most glow in the dark forced meme I have ever seen.

Get shot

[Anonymous No.24305218]

>>24304919

Yes similar to how organs are kept alive, steady blood flow keeps The oxygen supply up.

However you cannot fuxking freeze it like a piece of chicken neither can you cryofreeze it, never been documented to work on garloids

[Anonymous No.24305247]

>>24303474
You never deserved one to begin with
Hopefully the new owner will see it through to its full potential

[Anonymous No.24305310]

>>24304485
>Why do you keep it on your Fucking bed?
>Fucking bed
Your answer lies in your question

[Anonymous No.24305379]

>>24305310

Thats disgusting, whatever did your grow it yourself or someone elses genes?

[Anonymous No.24306029]

>>24303413
Literally the same thing as finger boxes. It works if everyone plays along and fun to create a 'lord's for. Quit being a sad salty faggot and try to enjoy something.

[Anonymous No.24306093]

>>24305172
Back to pol with you

[Anonymous No.24306382]

Guys I didn’t have money for turkey had to roast my garloid.

[Anonymous No.24306429]

>>24304681
Your local garloid incubation engineer.

[Anonymous No.24306446]

>>24306382
>not eating it mid-rare
way to disrespect it...

[Anonymous No.24306476]

>>24304919
Liquid sneed is recommended.

[Anonymous No.24306511]

>>24306382
That's one fine looking garloid.

[Anonymous No.24306876]

>>24303576
Flouride will make him sputter

[Anonymous No.24306966]

>>24303343
Chinese foods

[Anonymous No.24307106]

>>24305172
thanks for pointing out the obvious

meta-garloid commentary: i think the presence of forced memes on 4chan is the strongest evidence for intelligence agencies/contractors using 4chan as a site of cultural warfare

[Anonymous No.24307301]

Anyone remembers videos on YouTube about how this one Russian guy grew garloids out of chicken eggs? Really disturbing. Those things grew eyes, tentacles, fingers, teeth. Every time he started growing one, it came out a bit different with different features. When they became too big, he just killed them.

[Anonymous No.24307354]

>>24303343
Fucking newb. Go back to re ddit

[worth a bump No.24308578]

>>24303317
This is the first quality thread on /biz/ for days. I´m interested to start a garloid business myself in my hometown. Any tips how to do it the right way?

[Anonymous No.24308613]

>>24308578
Study up on your regional weather patterns to optimize your garloid setup for maximum yield.

[Anonymous No.24308818]

>>24308578
You're gonna need proper financing anon otherwise you're ngmi. Ask your bank for an Asset Based Garloid Loan. You could also use crowdfunding but you're gonna need a proper Garloid Business Plan.