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>Thanksgiving dinner
>the janny impatiently squirms in his seat
>keeps looking at the dining room exit
>"I asked what you’ve been doin’ for a living, janny..."
>his 19 year-old cousin has a worried look on her face
>she’s already doing a part-time paid internship at a big company and has a serious boyfriend
>janny has a crush on her
>"uuuh—"
>*bzzzzzzzzt* *bzzzzzzzzt*
>a text from Hiro linking to this thread
>"I will reduce your payment if you don’t go back to your post and clean this up IMMEDIATELY!!!"
>he’s sweating profusely
>"Uuuuuugh..."
>"Janny, what’s wrong?"
>"I’M BUSY! WHAT THE POINT OF THIS RED NIGGER HOLIDAY ANYWAY?!"
>he braps as he gets up from his chair with his plate still full of food even though he already ate a full portion
>he hears his mom crying just as he shuts the door
>"My son", she says
>"He doesn’t even get paid!"

>> No.24299584
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BASED

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>>24299544
Today we give thanks for jannies being worthless niggers trannies who will never have sex

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>>24299544
Unfathomably based

>> No.24299667

can you fucking imagine an existence lower than moderating a Chinese basket weaving forum for autists, FOR FREE IN YOUR OWN TIME 24/7!?!

>> No.24300290

>>24299667
Jannie Are you ok

>> No.24300477

>>24299544
I would like to take the time out to say this post is incredibly based.

Chop chop Jannie! CLEAN UP THIS POST