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You heard it here first

Ava Labs is unironically funding Venezuela's resistance militia w/ AVAX tokens in order to coup Maduro and establish a crypto-centered economy.

Make your questions. You've been warned.

>> No.24280300

>>24279443
God I wish

>> No.24281003

>>24280300
I'm an insider

Trust me anon

>> No.24281219

Will they nuke Miraflores?

>> No.24281257

>>24281219
No need to nuke anything.

Miraflores will more likely be Emin's HQ

>> No.24281718

How will they deal with the toilet paper problem

>> No.24281748

>>24281718
We'll replace toilet paper w/ Cardano

>> No.24281817

Avax is funding a crane machine to move OP mom out of her home. Because she's fat.

>> No.24282082

>>24281817
>"your momma fat" jokes in 2020
you must have lots of friends anon

>> No.24282258

Oh no they'll have the chavax card now

>> No.24282674
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24282674

>>24282258
Not at all anon.

Ava Labs is a socialism-free organization.

>> No.24283347

I like venezuela actually, pretty hot girls there

>> No.24284138

>>24283347
this is not /s/