/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24271152]

>be worth billions
>still can't afford a dentist
that's how early we are

[Anonymous No.24271203]

Where we're going, we won't need dentists.

[Anonymous No.24271290]

>>24271152
he's waiting to be able to fix his teeth via smart contract

[Anonymous No.24271294]

>>24271152
a diet consisting entirely of big mac's will fuck your teeth up quick, dentist or not.

[Anonymous No.24271399]

>>24271290
each tooth is a node that reports the accurate placement via jaw api and automatically pays the dentist
also insured by a smart contract to stay in this position for at least 5 years
what a future

[Anonymous No.24271441]

>>24271152
could be stress.

[Anonymous No.24271488]

bottom row teeth, cup and handle forming, buy signal?

[Anonymous No.24271502]

>>24271152
Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck about having unnaturally perfect teeth, ever thought of that?

[Anonymous No.24271512]

>>24271152
Personal appearance is a mere distraction to a man with a goal.

[Anonymous No.24271517]

that is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.24271533]

dont be rude or he will dump on you

[Anonymous No.24271543]

>>24271488
confirmed by those digits

[Anonymous No.24271556]

Meth fucks up your teeth

[Anonymous No.24271574]

>>24271152
>billions

[Anonymous No.24271601]

>>24271502
Go to bed Sergey

[Anonymous No.24271612]

>>24271543
link $88 eoy

[Anonymous No.24271639]

>>24271152
bullish for dentacoin

[Anonymous No.24271674]

>>24271152
what's sergeys favorite time of day? tooth hurty

[Anonymous No.24271736]

>>24271152

Why go to the dentist when you can talk about oracles?

[Anonymous No.24271775]

Cosmetic surgery is fake presentation of genes. People who get cosmetic surgery should only be allowed to breed with other uggos, so as not to soil the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.24271874]

>>24271639
Oh my god vitalik is such a homo

[Anonymous No.24271969]

>>24271601
I wish I was him, my life would be so much better. I'm just a simple nigger. I wish my life was a lot different.

[Anonymous No.24272105]

>>24271639
dentacoin will pass link again, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.24272109]

>>24271674
>tooth hurty
WHEN TF DID WE GET ICE CREAM?

[Anonymous No.24272126]

>>24271152
>>24271290
>>24271399
>>24271488
>>24271639
Kek this fucking cracked me up

>>24271512
In all seriousness this is probably true. Sergey has streamlined his wardrobe to reduce decision fatigue and he clearly gave up sports and cooking healthy meals to make us rich from Chainlink, just look how bloated he’s gotten in just a few years. He doesn’t have time for anything except the oracle problem. He’s said a few times he literally works day and night. I bet he has basically no time off. Going to a dentist would be a waste of time for him.

[Anonymous No.24272229]

Why do americlaps have this weird obsession with perfectly straight teeth?

[Anonymous No.24272246]

>>24272229
He’s literally missing a tooth...

[Anonymous No.24272310]

>>24271488
Hi hitler

[Anonymous No.24272366]

>>24272246
He's even more my hero now

[Anonymous No.24272405]

>>24271152
Those are still his baby teeth. That's just how russians are.

[Anonymous No.24272449]

>>24272229
subhuman

[Anonymous No.24272459]

vitalik
>ugly af, genius, doesn't care
sergey
>identical flannel shirts, maybe even just one that he washes, fucked teeth, doesn't care

autism confirmed, bullish as shit
>Buy-up-to: $1k
>Stop Loss: None

[Anonymous No.24272492]

>>24271152
Half of me thinks he's an autist with this and the trainer comment, half of me thinks it's intentional in order to avoid suspicion for selling millions of tokens.

[Anonymous No.24272545]

>>24272246
>>24272366
Thomas told us on slack Sergey is always late for zoom meetings because he keeps wandering into black neighborhoods yelling "NIGGER" and picking up street fights "to get used to the pain", lately he's become obsessed with challenging vitalik to a cage fight, guy's an unstoppable bloodthirsty maniac, poor vitalik gonna get crushed like a bug...

[Anonymous No.24273010]

He bought a Lambo at least.

[Anonymous No.24273088]

>>24272229
Becuase they're petty as fuck about anything they can be.

[Anonymous No.24273251]

>>24272545

[Anonymous No.24273296]

>>24271639
autist mating call. vitalik has knelt.

[Anonymous No.24273303]

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[Anonymous No.24273343]

>>24271969
its okay anon, i love you

[Anonymous No.24273432]

>>24273343
That's cool and all but you probably don't have booba or vagene. Maybe one day I'll stop being fat and then get some pussy like in the good ole days.

[Anonymous No.24273537]

>>24271152
He likes being disgusting. All these new elite billionaires do. They enjoy forcing the goyim into desperate degrading acts dressed in fawning sycophantic displays and the uglier they are, the less washed and repulsive the sweeter the degradation of the goy.

Imagine some stunning shiksa, daughter of a surgeon, fellating Sergey telling him what a stud he is as he tells her to fuck off, throwing chicken selects at her goyish kop. Teeth falling out as he curses, unbrushed for years. Gristle and grease congealed in the hair of his distended, herniated abdomen. A penis so shrivelled from adderall abuse yet he forces her to undergo the humiliation of trying to rouse it in the glass office of his smartconctract room.

[Anonymous No.24273542]

>>24273432
time to get /fit/ fren. but when you experience ego death by natural death or drugs it wont matter. the real gains are the frens you meet along the journey.

[Anonymous No.24273620]

>>24272229
>>24273088
kek, bongs detected

[Anonymous No.24273625]

>>24273542
I want to get fit but I'm too fucking lazy and like food too much, I have a laborious job already and it's hard to motivate myself to do it. I'm not too bad I'm 205 lbs but I'd like to be at least normal looking one day instead of looking chubby all the damn time, the only chicks that want to come on to a chubby fucker are all obese.

[Anonymous No.24273660]

Why would he give a fck about his human form? Theres more important things in cyber space

[Anonymous No.24273664]

>>24273620
I'm an American but I'm really starting to hate all other Americans, unironically starting to sympathize more with glowies and jews.

[Anonymous No.24273814]

>>24271533
It's true and confirmed. Every time someone says something rude he dumps 10k. Some say that's why there is a weekly dump.