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[Anonymous No.24261544]

Anyone else here pee in the sink at work?

[Anonymous No.24261565]

Yes

[Anonymous No.24261617]

I piss into a cup and pour it down the drain in my basement

[Anonymous No.24261678]

Yes. I also waste as much of the supplies as possible and try to cause problems between my retarded co-workers.

[Anonymous No.24261745]

>>24261617
Peak neet

[Anonymous No.24261776]

>>24261678
I fill my backpack with toilet rolls, stationary, condiments, whatever they have around.

[Anonymous No.24261821]

>>24261745
>>24261617
>pouring away precious nutrients

keep it bottled up and stored for future emergencies

[Anonymous No.24261850]

>>24261544
>work
ancient overrated ritual

[Anonymous No.24261861]

I poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain

[Anonymous No.24261865]

No but I don't flush my morning shits. I also do what the other Chad's are saying and raid the supplies closet, batteries, toiletries, and snacks are the go to. Also have quite a few cups mugs and plates. I consider these benefits

[Anonymous No.24261869]

When I used to read electric and gas meters I would piss in people's sump pumps all the time

[Anonymous No.24261883]

>>24261776
This. Imagine buying toilet paper in 2020

[Anonymous No.24261922]

>>24261821
the jew fears the urine hoarder

[Anonymous No.24261963]

I’m a middle manager because even though I’m retarded I’m a chameleon that’s really good at getting people to like me and I got promoted through nepotism.
Now when I piss I dont do in the sink, but I do it with my pants and underwear to the floor so I’m bare ass and I always try to fart as loud as I possibly can while pissing. It’s funny because the underling wagecucks have to pretend like they don’t notice it.

[Anonymous No.24261993]

>>24261922
drink more water anon

[Anonymous No.24262058]

No but i pooped in tupperware..poked holes in the top amd set in back of the work fridge near the condenser.

People i hate have literally been eating my shit for months