/smg/ Stock Market General

[Names are dumb No.24227987]

fuck tripfags edition, with a novel function
>press S to spit on Baggie

>Trading tips for advanced traders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QS8uJVIjZA[Open] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for optimarines
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>24225168

[Anonymous No.24228073]

>>24227987
Calling all PLTR chads, we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.24228116]

Don't split the threads retard

[Anonymous No.24228118]

S

[Anonymous No.24228120]

>>24228073

[Anonymous No.24228123]

Buy LGVW at the end of the week after a juicy dip. Thank me later

[Anonymous No.24228128]

Who gives a fuck if there's a tripcode in the OP, it still has /smg/ and Stock Market General and is searchable.
You are splitting threads, you huge, huge faggot
This is NOT good for /smg/ to have you split threads after 100 posts in the other thread
KYS

[Anonymous No.24228144]

>>24228073
NEVER FUCKING SELLING!!!

[Anonymous No.24228153]

stop posting in this thread the other one has like 200 replies left

>>24227406
>>24227406
>>24227406

[Anonymous No.24228162]

>>24227987
How good is Corsair?

[Anonymous No.24228166]

Cryptochads are laughing at us bros...

[Anonymous No.24228174]

>>24228116
honestly this is kind of based on baggie's part
he's exposing how ridiculously low the IQ of the average poster is here, just watch, they'll use both threads like the retards they are

[Anonymous No.24228182]

[Anonymous No.24228196]

will Nvidia ever go up again? Surely their earnings will pump them

[Anonymous No.24228244]

>>24228162
yes

[Anonymous No.24228247]

CRSR BROKE $50

WE MADE IT CRSRaiders, FUCK PLTRannies!

[Anonymous No.24228269]

>>24228174
>no youre the retard

>>24228128
ok baggie
S

[Anonymous No.24228302]

>>24228269
they fucking are though, every single day the thread splits multiple times

[Anonymous No.24228304]

>>24228247
You don't own both? NGMI

[Anonymous No.24228349]

>>24228196
I hope so, getting tired of bagholding this boomer shit

[Anonymous No.24228355]

PLTR call at $30 2/2021
Will it work? I'm new to calls and puts

[Anonymous No.24228382]

>>24228244
Can it moon?

[Anonymous No.24228386]

>>24228304
god i wish i were (you)

[Anonymous No.24228406]

>>24228302
>listening to whatever tripfags say
that thread never deserved to exist, im just here to further the anonymous spirit by creating a just thread

[Anonymous No.24228422]

ATTENTION GAMERS, THIS JUST IN: Xbox Series X confirmed to come with nuclearesque steam stack cooling system
bullish for GME?

[Anonymous No.24228435]

So how do I find the kind of options that go crazy and make me a lot of money?

[Anonymous No.24228441]

Do you think we will see a dip in early to mid 2021, I want to snatch up some credit card stocks.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.24228443]

LGVW
Easy money
Billgates loves it
Affordable ultrasound
Why didnt you buy anon?
Get it before the IPO numbnuts

[Anonymous No.24228451]

>>24228422
Bullish for Sony

[Anonymous No.24228458]

>>24227987
Are markets open Friday?

[Anonymous No.24228459]

>>24228406
wait what, I'm on your side then, I'm saying this thread is based, I just didn't realize you aren't actually baggie lel

[Anonymous No.24228472]

>>24228443
is this post from the past?

[Anonymous No.24228498]

>>24228355
Look at the breakeven price percentage and ask yourself if that's possible.

[Anonymous No.24228535]

>>24228406
Kill yourself
You think you're helping but you're not.
If the thread has /smg/ and Stock Market General, people can find it in the catalog
Creating this thread after the other one had 100 posts in it is just thread splitting, and is NOT wanted by anyone in /smg/
You're a faggot, kill yourself
You are doing more harm than good.

[Anonymous No.24228564]

>>24228535
>nooo, you must feed the tripfag
ok retard

[Anonymous No.24228591]

IM GONNA

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

[Anonymous No.24228597]

>>24228355
that depends what your goal is. If you want to trade the option, as long as the price of the underlying stock goes up, the price of your option will go up (until you get close to expiry). so the question "will it work" depends on what you want it to work for. Most anons think pltr has more space to run, so if you buy today and hold for a week or two, it will "work" to make some profit

[Anonymous No.24228637]

>>24228422
lmao microsoft

[Anonymous No.24228642]

lmao OP is butthurt because he's losing money

[Anonymous No.24228653]

>>24228472
What
LGVW meme isnt over just yet,

[Anonymous No.24228658]

>>24227987
Buy moon

[Anonymous No.24228660]

>>24228591
guess my stock.... CRAB FEST ENSUES

[Anonymous No.24228661]

>>24228443
I got in at 16.37 ffs with 109 shares. I hope this thing takes off and becomes the fetus sniffer.

[Anonymous No.24228671]

>>24228118
based

>>24228355
sell on friday

[Anonymous No.24228701]

>>24228660
I’ve been crabbing since I started I gotta stop playing it safe

[Anonymous No.24228713]

>>24228661
Buy more its dipping

[Anonymous No.24228714]

Is GME kill? Do I just get out

[Anonymous No.24228716]

Considering buying the falling knife that is GOLD. Talk me out of it.

[Anonymous No.24228736]

>>24228535
Splitting is when two new threads or more are created around the same time. Not when the next thread is created a bit early. This is fine.

[Anonymous No.24228750]

>>24228716
Buy Corsair

[Anonymous No.24228755]

Dear /smg/,

Sold CIIC at the bottom today after buying yesterday.
It was a pleasure trading with you guys but now I have to kill myself.
Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,
Anon

[Anonymous No.24228756]

FUCK UAVS

[Anonymous No.24228763]

>>24228714
ride the volatility. its fun

[Anonymous No.24228767]

Newfag here. Can someone explain the crab meme to me? It seems like everyone is just throwing it around as a buzzword without any regard to the actual meaning.

Also is Doordash or Airbnb looking like a better IPO bet?

Finally what would be good to move into for the Santa Claus Rally? RN I'm mostly in BABA and Tencent and idk if they'll benefit.

[Anonymous No.24228783]

Only MGNI chads are allowed to reply to this post

[Anonymous No.24228787]

>>24228597
The option premium can still fall even if the price goes up due to vega (implied volatility) and theta (time decay).
It is especially bad wrt IV crush after earnings are posted.

[Anonymous No.24228791]

>>24228713
I miss typed, 1007 shares

[Anonymous No.24228799]

>>24228767
crabs move ______
crab stocks move ______

[Anonymous No.24228806]

>>24228755
pathetic
s

[Anonymous No.24228807]

>>24228767

[Anonymous No.24228811]

>>24228767
people who sell options benefit from a crab day where nothing happens

[Anonymous No.24228819]

>>24228767
why don't you jam a crab up your ass

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24228828]

>>24228642
This is probably accurate. Dude's acting more butthurt than the white dude in pic related.

Just unloaded my TQQQ call for 4 shiny new PLTR calls. See you all on the moon frens.

[Anonymous No.24228847]

>>24228458
https://www.investors.com/news/is-the-stock-market-open-on-thanksgiving-and-black-friday-2020/

[Anonymous No.24228856]

Si trump said the 30k is a sacred number, what did he meant by this

[Anonymous No.24228867]

>>24228755
>chasing something that has already mooned

Keep learning

[Anonymous No.24228870]

>>24228564
You're absolutely retarded if you think that posting in an /smg/ thread is "feeding the OP" nobody gives a fuck who makes the thread
Thread splitting is far worse than accidentally having a tripcode in the OP
You're a pedantic thread splitting faggot, who thinks they're helping, but is doing more harm than good. Stop splitting threads.

[Anonymous No.24228890]

oof PLTR just went to the hilt in my ass

[Anonymous No.24228891]

>>24228828
>>24228642

[Anonymous No.24228901]

>>24228791
HOLD THE LINE DEAR BOY.
go camping for a week or something lel

[Anonymous No.24228904]

>>24228787
i wasn't sure whether to explain any more of the greeks considering he's a newbie, but i think you did a good job anon, ty

[Anonymous No.24228915]

>>24228870
threads splits multiple times a day anyway he was just nice enough to split it for us early :^)

[Anonymous No.24228918]

oh my, GOGO RECOVERY IN PROGRESS~
HOLD FAST

[Anonymous No.24228933]

>>24228661
Ooof

[Anonymous No.24228940]

>>24228811
Is there a minimum number of shares to sell options

[Anonymous No.24228948]

PLTR to 40!

[Anonymous No.24228967]

Fomo LGVW this morning. Got in at 16.73 pre market price, hasn't even touched that at all today.
Fuck you LGVW shills, based CRSRaders bailing me out.

[Anonymous No.24228978]

>>24228940
100 shares = 1 option contract
If you are this new, do not play options. you'll lose all your money.

[Anonymous No.24228983]

>>24228564
>>24228870
>"Look mom! I made an /smg/ thread! Look at how many replies it's getting! Look at all of them FEEDING me!"
This is you.

[Anonymous No.24228984]

EOSE
is taking all my gainszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.24228989]

Should I average up LGVW now or will it dip bros?

[Anonymous No.24228996]

>>24228967
Do you think it’ll go up from here? I bought that and moon at the top

[Anonymous No.24229003]

>that RSI on dropbox
Free swing everyone

[Anonymous No.24229008]

>>24228940
You need a margin account unless you are doing cash covered puts or calls. In the latter case, you need 100 shares per contract but it depends on the broker since you can cover a naked call by purchasing another.

[Anonymous No.24229011]

cruise lines?

[Anonymous No.24229013]

>>24228736
WRONG YOU STUPID NEWFAG. GO BACK TO REDDI.T

[Anonymous No.24229027]

FCEL $10 EOD

[Anonymous No.24229028]

>>24228422
confirm to be fake

>>24228451
PS5 is suffering from crashes and bugs.

[Anonymous No.24229050]

[Anonymous No.24229051]

>>24228915
...what?
>It doesn't matter that you shot my friend!
>People get shot everyday!
kys for defending thread splitting

[Anonymous No.24229053]

>>24228978
My shits been crabbing for months I was thinking of selling them but I don’t have 100 shares

[Anonymous No.24229071]

>>24228422
looks like vape / bong smoke

[Anonymous No.24229078]

>>24229013
WRONG
also, where are my RKT boys?

[Anonymous No.24229090]

>>24229028
I think ps5 is gonna drive Sony up. Every single person wants a ps5 even with no fuckin games

[Anonymous No.24229132]

L I Q U I D A T E D

[Anonymous No.24229136]

I sold my apple for Corsair and it’s made my money back almost

[Anonymous No.24229143]

>>24229051
someone should make a 3rd thread, it would save us even more time in waiting for the next thread

[Anonymous No.24229152]

>>24229050
>dude gaming lol

[Anonymous No.24229154]

>>24228996
I'm hoping so, it looks more stable compared to those chink EV companies. Either way it's a hodl for me

[Anonymous No.24229161]

>>24229028
>PS5 is suffering from crashes and bugs.
and this will stop negros from buying it why?

[Anonymous No.24229188]

>>24228901
I deserve to be broke. I lost 18k on gnus, now here I am kek

[Anonymous No.24229206]

>>24229152
cope PLTRanny, you will never be a CRSRian

[Anonymous No.24229213]

>>24229154
God I just wanna get in early for once

[Anonymous No.24229218]

my asshole bleeds like a ballpoint pen when I wipe it

should I be concerned

[Anonymous No.24229221]

>>24229003
Maybe a downward swing if anything, wait for it to trend up again

[Anonymous No.24229231]

>>24229154
>>24228996
Lads we will be fine. Ride this wave baby. Zoom out and look at the last 5 days. We crab through the day but spike each morning/After hours.

[Anonymous No.24229242]

>>24229161
Its lies.

Mine is coming in the mail today haha.

[Anonymous No.24229250]

thoughts on $LUMN?

[Anonymous No.24229253]

GME 0.00%

[Anonymous No.24229287]

>>24229050
>chad
>from California
>invest in literally who peripheral company

The left can't meme

[Anonymous No.24229293]

BABABOIZ LETS GO

[Anonymous No.24229295]

£9k portfolio, 8 stocks. Am I overdiversified?

[Anonymous No.24229304]

>>24229231
I’m kinda a newfag so that 5 day made me feel like it’s already gone up and I’m late

[Anonymous No.24229321]

>>24229295
Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.24229323]

>>24229028
>PS5 is suffering from crashes and bugs.
And this is as bad as catching on fire?

[Anonymous No.24229345]

DIS is just a few dollars away from the 52w high. The parks and most of Disney's money makers ain't even back yet. So if the stock is almost at the high now just think once all the sacks of cash start pouring in when the rest of Disney is running.

[Anonymous No.24229362]

>>24229323
The Xbox didn’t catch on fire someone blew their vape into it look at the smoke color

[Anonymous No.24229364]

>>24229304
Hey, if we go down at least we go down together fren.

[Anonymous No.24229368]

>>24229287
>implying California is more left than Colorado

[Anonymous No.24229373]

>>24229321
What?

[Anonymous No.24229374]

My only regret was not buying more CRSR at 36. Oh well, can't win them all

[Anonymous No.24229391]

>>>24228451
>PS5 is suffering from crashes and bugs.

No shit? Its almost as if you should never buy first generation anything since its basically a prototype lmao

GME will be bankrupt EoW

[Anonymous No.24229397]

>>24229364
Plz no I haven’t won in 3 months

[Anonymous No.24229417]

>>24229090
i just want to spend the impending lockdown playing demons souls

[Anonymous No.24229443]

>>24229368
It is

[Anonymous No.24229458]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.24229460]

>>24229304
It's a meme market right now, look at some of the runs EV stocks and PLTR/CRSR have been on. Ride the hot hand but don't take it as confidence. This isn't normal

[Anonymous No.24229469]

>>24229218
No concern, fren. Just stop wiping it with sandpaper.

[Anonymous No.24229474]

>Comcast to impose home internet data cap of 1.2TB in more than a dozen US states next year

>The affected states include Connecticut, Delaware, Massachusetts, Maryland, Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Vermont, West Virginia, and the District of Columbia, as well as parts of North Carolina and Ohio.


what the fuck I am very angry
literally gonna cancel my comcast service over this

[Anonymous No.24229486]

>>24229417
>mfw no argonian ale

[Anonymous No.24229532]

>>24229368
>>implying California is more left than Colorado
It is

[Anonymous No.24229533]

>>24229417
Really want to play Morrowind, but the amount of mods needed for it is really fucking daunting.

[Anonymous No.24229537]

>>24229474
In 10 years we'll have internet and cellphone data anywhere on the planet via Starlink and they will all go bankrupt while we shit on their routers.

[Anonymous No.24229552]

>>24229474
haha east coast is gay

[Anonymous No.24229577]

Thoughts on Square? SQ

[Anonymous No.24229581]

PLTR - I'm gonna get drunk if $60 gets touched. I may do it anyway once $40 is hit. Cause fuck seeing all that green is cause to celebrate. Hell I'm seeing loads of green today. But I know that's it's a tease. The real green is around the bend.

[Anonymous No.24229584]

>>24229474
I don't see how this was news, it's been like this in Florida for years. Sucks our governer will sell us out for crumbs to corps.

[Anonymous No.24229607]

>>24229537
nah they'll lobby against it and the democrats in office will abide. They always do when comcast lobbies.

[Anonymous No.24229611]

>>24227987
BABA BROS RISE UP!
Who here in OZON too?

[Anonymous No.24229633]

>>24229364
Kek
Steel hands brother

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24229646]

>>24229581
It's not the loads of green that make us celebrate, its the frens we made on the way.

[Anonymous No.24229650]

>>24228847
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.24229654]

>>24229474
doesn't impact gigabit users. you DO have gigabit pro, right anon?

[Anonymous No.24229667]

>>24229474
Hell 1.2TB is a fucking lot. Unless your downloading a shit load I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.24229668]

un-split threads plz

[Anonymous No.24229698]

>>24229458
>139% returns
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE RGB!

[Anonymous No.24229706]

>>24229581
pltr is only going up in the next couple years, id think $100 by 2022

[Anonymous No.24229710]

>>24229581

I'm up 104% on PLTR already. Like I saw it coming but never expected it to happen so soon.

I unironically think $40-50 EoY is realistic at this point with Coronita-chan running wild and with shutdowns since its used for tracking

[Anonymous No.24229720]

>>24229667
>10 AAA titles
> a lot
do you even game?

[Anonymous No.24229721]

>>24229667
I download 2.5TB of tranny porn every month. Now you're telling me I have to pay extra? FUG!

[Anonymous No.24229731]

>>24229654
>rubs hands together
>inhales through large nose

[Anonymous No.24229742]

What are people's thought on Corsair? Looks like it's been overbought for a week straight, how long until we'll see a correction?
Shit's been on a roll almost 100% in a week, what's going on :thinking:

[Anonymous No.24229747]

Early ding ding ding! I have to depart for work, how did everyone do today? I'm up 1.77%, pretty nice! Indices rippen, I'm debating whether to start popping off new covvies or if this will continue. Gold hit my limit order so I picked up a little more of that, bought a lil NOC, DXY and /gc down, interesting. Yellen and infinite QE seems a little... alarming but what can stop it in the short term?

[Anonymous No.24229755]

>>24229295
Guys

[Anonymous No.24229776]

Why did they pump TSLA?

[Anonymous No.24229783]

>>24229742
Slowly buy in for the memes. I just aped in and it went okay

[Anonymous No.24229801]

WHAT DO I BUY BEFORE CLOSE???

[Anonymous No.24229805]

>>24229742
it's at fib resistance now, so it's a good short

[Anonymous No.24229813]

>>24229747
Just under 3%. I'm pretty much accruing as much money as my daily salary now.

[Anonymous No.24229820]

>>24225805
You NEVER sell TQQQ

>>24226092
Nothing wrong with my NKLA

[Anonymous No.24229825]

>>24229295
yes it should all be CRSR

[Anonymous No.24229830]

>>24229801
LGVW for the gap up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.24229843]

>>24229776

fake and gay pump so smart money can exit

[Anonymous No.24229848]

>>24229805
So don’t keep holding? I’m new

[Anonymous No.24229893]

>>24229776
gm tried to step up and got smacked down bc they are a hideous bloated company that relies on handouts\

t. tried to profit off gm and failed

[Anonymous No.24229898]

>>24229747
-0.45% today after yesterday’s 10% gain. tomorrow should be good

[Anonymous No.24229915]

>>24229830
I've got some LGVW from yesterday, do you think tomorrow will be green as well?

[Anonymous No.24229945]

>>24229747
yeah I'm done too but no job for me!
Had a real nice day. Hoping to keep the mo going

[Anonymous No.24229953]

I bought my first call today!
PLTR @ 22.5 11/27
Easy money!

[Anonymous No.24229954]

>>24229915
Logically, yes, but I don't have a crystal ball.

[Anonymous No.24229970]

>>24229825

Based. I'm going long with Palantir and short with Corsair.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.24229982]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/24/us-to-test-run-covid-vaccine-distribution-networks-as-it-awaits-fda-clearance-in-just-a-few-weeks.html

>Operation Warp Speed is using a software platform named Tiberius, which was developed by Palantir, to help local health officials decide where to allocate doses

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24229984]

>>24229667
I checked my parents' router last week and they hit 900gb a month by themselves. No cable so all they do is stream

[Anonymous No.24229993]

And just like that the Dow will never be below 30k ever again!!!

[Anonymous No.24229996]

IM LEAVIN ON A JET PLANE

[Anonymous No.24230011]

>>24229982
honestly huge for pltr

[Anonymous No.24230024]

>>24229982
very nice

[Anonymous No.24230027]

>>24229982
Fuck I just sold at 23.60

[Anonymous No.24230032]

>>24229982
ah yes, more money for me

[Anonymous No.24230047]

>>24229848
I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.24230049]

>>24229982
Extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.24230052]

Tfw coworker got chewed out for dumping too much hours into one client, I got a compliment for billing 5 hours over the last 2 weeks and playing the stocks.
Feeling good

[Anonymous No.24230055]

>>24229970
?
That's the opposite of what I said

[Anonymous No.24230057]

Quick don't ask why buy QD and YRD

[Anonymous No.24230072]

>>24229953
>>24229747
Making $10 already!

[Anonymous No.24230076]

>>24229915
probably, before it tanks. Make sure you can sell pre-market. 4am will be best price.

[Anonymous No.24230108]

>>24230076
Why would it tank?

[Anonymous No.24230114]

>>24229747
Currently a very comfy +1.09% today. Everything is mad green, this shit is wild. Bought some BOIL because fuck it, everything's green anyway. Wonder if will see a correction this week or if the market will hasn't on until next week.

[Anonymous No.24230124]

>>24229954
>>24230076
Nice, I've got work off tomorrow so I'll stay up late today, fuck PST

[Anonymous No.24230154]

Purdue Pharma just plead guilty in court over the opioid crisis.

[Anonymous No.24230175]

Daily reminder

[Anonymous No.24230173]

the rugpull isn't coming is it

[Anonymous No.24230184]

Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.24230185]

>>24229982
>Tiberius
https://www.wsj.com/articles/palantir-to-help-u-s-track-covid-19-vaccines-11603367276

Apparently this was decided in october

[Anonymous No.24230190]

>>24229915
>holding a meme stock for over a day
Kek

[Anonymous No.24230204]

>>24230154
>The plea deal announced in October includes the largest penalties ever levied against a pharmaceutical manufacturer, including a criminal fine of $3.544 billion and an additional $2 billion in criminal forfeiture, according to a Department of Justice press release.
The company will be dissolved as a part of the plea agreement.

>The Sackler family, and other current and former employees and owners of the company, still face the possibility that federal criminal charges will be filed against them.

Jesus

[Anonymous No.24230219]

Dubs and LGVW closes at 17

[Anonymous No.24230224]

is GME forgotten?

[Anonymous No.24230223]

>>24229982
>imsorrypltrbrosisoldat1985illbebackat18.jpg

[Anonymous No.24230237]

>>24230173
i don’t want to jinx it but i think this might actually be the beginning of the golden bull run

[Anonymous No.24230241]

>>24229805
How is it used? So wait for a reversal at $48 and buy back at 48,6? See pic which is the timeframe from today at 5m

[Anonymous No.24230246]

>>24230204
How do we fill the demand for opioids and profit off this, smg?

[Anonymous No.24230260]

Just put a stop win at PLTR 25 so i don't earn more money than i could handle

[Anonymous No.24230261]

>>24230108
the fact the merger is priced in already and profit taking

[Anonymous No.24230267]

>>24230190
ending today >25K, now I can day trade and lose all my monies

[Anonymous No.24230278]

>>24229982
Just bought some more LEAPs

[Anonymous No.24230296]

>>24230224
It's a crab day so no one's cooming over it

[Anonymous No.24230305]

>>24230204
>>The Sackler family, and other current and former employees and owners of the company, still face the possibility that federal criminal charges will be filed against them.

this is actually all that matters, whether it happens or not, the rest is just too little too late

[Anonymous No.24230310]

>>24227987
Are we still holding crsr or selling?

[Anonymous No.24230314]

>>24230261
I don't think so anon, the only one buying are institutions. There is nobody really to take profit. They wouldn't just buy it themselves and then sell for a loss.

[Anonymous No.24230316]

>>24230267
I'm working so hard to be able to say this.

No joke, seeing your post has filled me with determination all over again.

[Anonymous No.24230340]

>>24230261
Wrong it's going to be 30 in a month

[Anonymous No.24230357]

>>24229982
ok and now we need the news that CRSR is providing the hardware Tiberius is running on

[Anonymous No.24230360]

>not riding WTI rn
I've been full cowboy mode for a while now

[Anonymous No.24230361]

>>24230310
going to at least $60

[Anonymous No.24230379]

>>24230310
I sold last Friday. Hoping for a notable dip to get back in before selling around Christmas.

[Anonymous No.24230390]

What we buying?

[Anonymous No.24230410]

How much is a good hair transplant? My portfolio is worth 25k but I don’t wanna spend all my money

[Anonymous No.24230442]

>>24230316
cheers to that

[Anonymous No.24230446]

>>24230410
google failed hair transplants
just go bald. its worth it.

[Anonymous No.24230451]

>this is the PLTR money machine in action

holy fucking lol
this is whats being pumped?

short PLTR
easy money

[Anonymous No.24230457]

>>24230390
Comcast

[Anonymous No.24230472]

https://investorplace.com/2020/11/pltr-stock-will-move-higher-as-free-cash-flow-turns-positive-as-sales-rise/ Hmm, that shouldn't take long now with all the virus tracing being done. Say dollar xxx per head. Each infected person, PLTR, gets a cut.

[Anonymous No.24230473]

>>24230410
like 4k in turkey in a good clinic flight and all from anywhere in eu

[Anonymous No.24230478]

>>24230204
How make money off junkies and federally mandated dealers?

[Anonymous No.24230484]

>>24230310

Been in at 18, still holding, wanted to sell at 42 but it kept climbing endlessly. Still is, new price target on the most bullish analysis is around 65, bears saying a 30% drop after black friday.

[Anonymous No.24230489]

BIG
RED
DILDO

[Anonymous No.24230515]

>>24230473
I live in the US though

[Anonymous No.24230516]

>>24230446
yeah just get fit and buzz your head. embrace it. if you freak out and obsess about it other people will notice.

some form of balding happens to 99% of men, it's normal.

[Anonymous No.24230517]

>>24230390
LGVW

[Anonymous No.24230525]

>>24230410
Fuck it, bald is cool man. Loads of famous bald dudes you know.

[Anonymous No.24230529]

>>24230390
Your mum. She's selling herself down on the street corner for $5 a pop

[Anonymous No.24230537]

>>24230390
LGVW

[Anonymous No.24230545]

>>24229747
6%
This is the power of the clown market.

[Anonymous No.24230564]

>>24228767
both will have good IPOs but airbnb hasn't had a great yearin 2020, while doordash has so keep that in mind.

Crab meme means the market is crabbing i.e. going up and down and up and down (sidestepping in time, like a crab).

I'm in BABA too but realistically you have missed the santa rally. If you want to anticipate the december sales increase you need to get in before the fourth quarter of the year.

[Anonymous No.24230567]

>>24230390
Currently LGVW
soon Roblox

[Anonymous No.24230577]

Is moon good or not? An etf can’t go terribly wrong right?

[Anonymous No.24230581]

Man if i had just thrown my stimulus check into something like GE I would have made some money.
Too scared to even risk it. How do you people go all in on some of the meme stocks

[Anonymous No.24230616]

>>24230581
they have jobs

[Anonymous No.24230623]

Get in while you can shroomers MMEDF has no ceiling

[Anonymous No.24230629]

>>24230581

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

[Anonymous No.24230653]

>>24230390
Now is the time to be taking partial profits. I don't think entering new stuff is a good idea here.

[Anonymous No.24230665]

>>24230581
I’ve been pulling my hair out buying blue chip stocks and just went crazy and started throwing money at memes

You never really lose it all just a chunk I’ve just been crabbing and slowly gaining

[Anonymous No.24230676]

wtf is NVDA doing?

[Anonymous No.24230685]

looks like ill be holding some options overnight fuck.

[Anonymous No.24230689]

Nio is comfy as fuck. It doesn't matter what the rest of my memes do because nio only goes up.

[Anonymous No.24230690]

>>24230629
お前はもうbasedでいる

[Anonymous No.24230707]

>>24230653

[Anonymous No.24230717]

>>24230581
I'm single and make decent money. No student loan and bought a used car for 14k cash. Any money I put in recently, im okay to lose.

[Anonymous No.24230719]

>>24230676
AI apparently.

[Anonymous No.24230727]

>>24230204
I'm shocked

[Anonymous No.24230736]

oh baby jesus and lord of heaven. Please let me get rich off longview. I invested my life savings into this portable fetus detector. Amen

[Anonymous No.24230741]

>>24229667
YouTube uses a lot iirc
Robinhood uses a lot
Some video game downloads are literally 50 gb.....it doesnt download properly so now you have to do it again kek ur now at 100 gb in sub 2 hours

[Anonymous No.24230745]

>>24230489
last 15 minute candle will be YUGELY green.

[Anonymous No.24230748]

>>24230516
But I’m only 25

[Anonymous No.24230759]

horsechads we're eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.24230774]

>>24230690
I am a week cause I could read this without google translate

[Anonymous No.24230800]

>>24230748
It happened to a friend of mine at 25 too. Except that friend was a girl. You could always get fucked harder, anon. Nothing to do about it but bite the bullet and power through.

[Anonymous No.24230801]

>>24230748
ok, so you have time to get fit. you can deny the inevitable or you can work with it.

[Anonymous No.24230802]

>>24229747
Up about 4% going in to close here. Herman Miller hit my first profit so that trade is now a confirmed win. Nice move from Skywest.

[Anonymous No.24230804]

>>24230748
Just get the transplant. Look on forums not here

[Anonymous No.24230813]

>>24230581
>>24230665
learn to divide it into 3 or 4 different stocks, watch a few fall while others rise, roll the profit over into the ones that fall

never go all in one stock, i mean you can, but i'd say never do it

[Anonymous No.24230817]

>>24230676
its costs a fortune PE wise and has had a good run so people are probably selling and buying stuff like cruises and banks

[Anonymous No.24230828]

>>24230759
Bought the horsie dip today. Going to gallop to the stars.

[Anonymous No.24230829]

why is CRSR so based?

[Anonymous No.24230854]

>>24230748
soon a non invasive permanent cure is around the corner

[Anonymous No.24230858]

>>24230748
Dude, I'm the same age and for years I was full on skinhead levels of shaved head. It's a lot more based than you think.

[Anonymous No.24230867]

>>24230800
>>24230801

[Anonymous No.24230868]

UALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.24230871]

>>24230748
How bad is it, anon? I quickly lost hair at 20, it's been stable for six years (started fin at around 22).
It's extremely difficult whether to cope or shave, I did not like how I looked bald/buzz cut so I'm keeping it short-ish.
A bit scared of transplants but I hope we'll see some huge leap "soon".

[Anonymous No.24230880]

BUY TSNP MOON BEFORE DEC 9.

[Anonymous No.24230886]

>>24230690
The verb conjugation doesn't even make sense

[Anonymous No.24230902]

If you don't trade while blasting Pantera you're never going to make it

[Anonymous No.24230908]

GE is in a perfect spot. Renewable energy taking massive flight. Healthcare raking in the bucks due to COVID. Aviation will bounce back hard (the services aspect; even if no one orders planes you still gotta keep those you do have operating). Power is finally becoming cash positive.

[Anonymous No.24230918]

>>24230748
I accidentally fucked my haircut up so I just shaved my head for the first time ever. I looked menacing and it looked great. The hardest part was pulling shirts over my head. Your stubble latches on like a hooker to a benis.

[Anonymous No.24230930]

>>24230813
I’m going into memes now but going to hold amazon and Microsoft and slowly add to them. I’m kinda sad I don’t have apple anymore but Corsair made me more money then they did

[Anonymous No.24230934]

>>24230829
Wish i went all in on them. Well too late for me.

t. CRSR'r

[Anonymous No.24230935]

>>24230867
That looks pretty fake.

[Anonymous No.24230945]

>>24230886
it's just a shitpost

[Anonymous No.24230949]

>>24230854
That particular pic is still invasive no? Both are FUT procedures, the lower one is just possible for anyone who is completely bald (NW7) while the upper is possible for anyone not too far gone (around NW4 at most)
I'm afraid we won't see something truly non-invasive revolutionary any time soon

[Anonymous No.24230951]

>>24230871
I went from having really thick hair all around my head to the top of head hair starting to feel pretty thin. I think my hairline is receding too but I’ve grown it long enough so nobody notices but me. My brother lost his at like 22 though so I know what’s coming.

[Anonymous No.24230959]

NIO, NO

[Anonymous No.24230968]

>>24230934
Meant to say

t. No CRSR'r

[Anonymous No.24230979]

big timber coming

[Anonymous No.24230987]

>>24230935
it looks like a regular hair transplant

[Anonymous No.24231004]

>>24230935
So much baldy cope on 4chan

[Anonymous No.24231009]

>>24228166

99% of them went broke and left biz, the remaining 1% gambled on the 3 good shitcoins,
grats, good job etc.

[Anonymous No.24231019]

What's the science behind balding, low test? My grows to fast and grows out weird, I also hate making small talk at the barber

[Anonymous No.24231021]

>>24230935
No, he had a hair transplant like everyone should have if they're balding

[Anonymous No.24231029]

if i were going bald i would simply walk around in a samurai topknot

[Anonymous No.24231035]

>>24228166
Wait until btc crashes 60%

[Anonymous No.24231043]

>>24228166
ngl, I saw the run bitcoin is going on a month back and wished I had spending cash to buy in.

[Anonymous No.24231048]

>Texas hospitals prepare to administer Covid vaccine shots in less than three weeks

[Anonymous No.24231064]

How many anons do you think got exposed for having bitch hands today?

[Anonymous No.24231083]

>>24231019
My hairline got shittier after I got a weird fetish and started compulsively fapping so it’s definitely cooming

[Anonymous No.24231101]

>>24230949
i guess.Perhaps most promising tech is growing hair on mice and then grafting on the head

https://www.bionews.org.uk/page_150089

[Anonymous No.24231135]

Not gonna lie. I lost most of my hair at around 30. Got the monks fringe look. Long in back though. Bald up top. Funny it happened at the same time I got in better shape. I lost some weight. I didn't want to visit the pearly gates prematurely

[Anonymous No.24231151]

>>24231101
I hate humans

[Anonymous No.24231160]

Should I just all-in palantir, bros?

[Anonymous No.24231170]

>>24231021
>>24230987
w-where does the transplanted hair come from?

[Anonymous No.24231174]

>>24230741
>Some video game downloads are literally 50 gb
Imagine you have to download a patch but you reached your max quota for the month, patch is halted mid download. You have to start over next month because consoles don't keep downloaded patch data if it wasn't completed.

[Anonymous No.24231183]

pltr closing green lmao, those who bear the hand of saruman can never fail

[Anonymous No.24231185]

>>24231170
usually the butt or thighs

[Anonymous No.24231187]

>>24231170
other hair

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24231207]

>>24231170
Children suffering from cancer.

[Anonymous No.24231208]

Elon’s hair transplant looks legit imo. Do you think he got some really good one because he’s rich or did he just take it well?

[Anonymous No.24231211]

>>24231160
i would def get rid of some of that non pltr junk

[Anonymous No.24231216]

>>24231170
Asian boys

[Anonymous No.24231222]

>>24231004

>MFW 35 and still have more hair than my 24 year old brother

[Anonymous No.24231232]

>>24230741
>>24231174
>50gb
You are like baby

[Anonymous No.24231242]

>>24231170
Dont even think about it bro. Just take Xanax and walk in the doctors office

[Anonymous No.24231244]

>>24231064
Me. Started way up. Ended down%

[Anonymous No.24231245]

End of the day anons. How did you do?

[Anonymous No.24231257]

>>24231244
Why didn't you just trust the plan anon?

[Anonymous No.24231258]

[Anonymous No.24231265]

Alright boiz how did we do today?

[Anonymous No.24231269]

SPY to 400 EOY

[Anonymous No.24231284]

Anyone invested in mara still?

[Anonymous No.24231285]

>>24231245
+2953 on United

[Anonymous No.24231297]

>>24230829
they were $30000 a share couple of months ago, bounced off support probably full recovery by EOY.

[Anonymous No.24231301]

>>24231269
>bear trap
I guess it really was

[Anonymous No.24231307]

>my Longview position ended up green
Based

[Anonymous No.24231308]

>>24231170
g-guys I looked it up and the hair comes from these things

[Anonymous No.24231311]

>>24231245
I fixed my portfolio by trading my shit apple for Corsair

[Anonymous No.24231318]

>>24231222
ratlike, incel phenotype

[Anonymous No.24231319]

reminder to buy airbnb

[Anonymous No.24231322]

>>24231064
Me. Was doing great with PLTR, but then I bought MARA and it started crashing. Got so nervous that I sold all my MARA and PLTR and cancelled out all my gains.
MARA and PLTR been rising ever since I sold

[Anonymous No.24231323]

>>24231284
Yup

[Anonymous No.24231324]

>>24231245
I know its baby numbers but this is double what I made since I started a month ago, in one day, so I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.24231345]

>>24231222
You look like you DJ at near-empty night clubs.

[Anonymous No.24231363]

>afterhours


Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.24231407]

>>24231170
The side and back of your head, where even bald men have tons of healthy hair roots

>>24231208
This is not the 70s with a shady pakistani "doctor" poking holes in your head anon. Two of my friends already had hair transplants at a local clinic for ~$4k I believe and they both look like they were never balding in the first place, the horror stories about hair transplants are outdated

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24231412]

>>24231308
Dude why are you letting your garloid drink from the tap?

[Anonymous No.24231418]

>>24231183
what do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.24231419]

>>24231064
Didn’t sell anything for a loss, but I’d be up an additional 1k if I just held what I sold kek

[Anonymous No.24231440]

>>24231324
$280/day isn't baby numbers, that's 70k/year (252 trading days)

Keep it up and focus on consistency and sustainability

[Anonymous No.24231475]

>>24231412
When my water filter broke I started giving it water directly from the sink and it seemed fine so I never went back to filtered water. Is that not okay?

[Anonymous No.24231506]

>>24230451
If you think shorting it is easy money, you most have done it.
Post positions.

[Anonymous No.24231509]

Hell I've cracked 88,000 net worth today. Once my next 401 statement rolls in that number may even crack 100,000 if this green wave keeps going.

[Anonymous No.24231512]

I wish I had enough money to actually make money off my stocks

t. mid 4 figure

[Anonymous No.24231532]

>>24231440
>implying you can keep this up every day
You have to prepare for when shit stops pumping, thinking about finding a good stock to swing with and looking for a divie stonk.

[Anonymous No.24231547]

>>24231160
Why would you buy MOON when the whole portfolio is at an ATH? Lol

Should have waited on a dip

[Anonymous No.24231549]

>>24231257
Went into too much wsb memes

[Anonymous No.24231551]

>>24231174
Ive had times where i have ti completely start over because the game devs suck at properly making the game download properly (probably something in the way the set up files to download) had to download the same game multiple times iirc and it was a literal an hour plus wait cause it was when i had slower internet

[Anonymous No.24231559]

>>24231345

Kek, it sounds like a gig I'd take if only to sling my Adderall and bang 18 year old thots. At least I still have kino hair.

[Anonymous No.24231560]

>>24231512
Same fren, I’m still up 30% from where I started but still over 2k away from 5 digits

[Anonymous No.24231570]

>EV's today

At least my Feb CVS call is in the green this time

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24231577]

>>24231475
Filtered water is the way to go. They make better milk when they're not being pumped with flouride and shit.

[Anonymous No.24231593]

>>24231570
ahem sbe

[Anonymous No.24231619]

What did the market mean by this? (Newfag investor for about ~1 week so yeah shit on my 4 fig portfolio)

[Anonymous No.24231640]

>>24231506

I literally shorted 1000 shares of PLTR today and I dont need to prove it to you because I do not care at all what you think

[Anonymous No.24231650]

>>24231297
the fuck is this glitch

[Anonymous No.24231664]

>>24231407
Thanks for giving me hope

[Anonymous No.24231665]

>>24231551
On console it's not the dev's fault, it's handles by the firmware. Blame sony/microsoft.

[Anonymous No.24231666]

>>24231418
wew lad

[Anonymous No.24231678]

>>24231619

[Anonymous No.24231690]

>>24231619
>It means we are at an all-time high. That is why you entered.

[Anonymous No.24231698]

>>24231577
How long does it take for them to start making milk? Mine hums but makes no milk yet.

[Anonymous No.24231709]

>>24231619
>Newfag investor for about ~1 week
this is not a good sign bros

[Anonymous No.24231710]

>>24231640
Kek cool larp

[Anonymous No.24231731]

>>24231710

[Anonymous No.24231737]

>>24231307
Kinda took the L today with that one

[Anonymous No.24231765]

Newegg, robolx or airbnb? Which one of these will moon the most?

[Anonymous No.24231769]

>>24231577
>not liking fluoride in water

How are you supposed to hydrate your super powers to make 100% gains on all your trades then, you vitamin water drinking reddit fag?

[Anonymous No.24231792]

>>24231709
I am usally not one for the "all time high" memes etc, but I think this truly is a sign = to trump tweeting.

We'll be green tomorrow, but the smallest bit of unexpected news is gonna cause a sell-off, as the new investors can be terrified of 2-% day and sell = more pressure.

Better happen soon, I want to buy more.

[Anonymous No.24231796]

>>24231765
Newegg>Airbee>Robble

[Anonymous No.24231834]

>>24231765
my money on airbnb, that said I'm not familiar with newegg but I know its potential, it really depends on how high they will open at.

[Anonymous No.24231843]

another day, another 12 grand in my pocket. it's getting boring at this point.

[Anonymous No.24231844]

>>24231765
Roblox

[Anonymous No.24231875]

>>24231796
>>24231765
Airbnb is huge worldwide, NewEgg is meh and Roblox is utter shit honestly

[Anonymous No.24231877]

>>24227987
Soooo if I just buy whatever you guys say I’ll get rich?

[Anonymous No.24231894]

BABA BROS. Holy fuck I think it's going right back to 350

[Anonymous No.24231896]

>>24231619
>4 figure portfolio
> Normie newfag winning

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


THIS IS THE SELL SIGNAL!!!!!!

HOLD ON TO YOUR KNICKERS, BOYS.

RED WEEK CONFIRMED!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Anonymous No.24231915]

>>24231843
on how much capital?

[Anonymous No.24231921]

>>24231877
yep, buy every penny stock shilled here and you'll be richer than elon

[Anonymous No.24231926]

>>24231222

>that soul-patch

I mean... yeah ok

[Anonymous No.24231930]

fluoride is part of what keeps your teeth from falling out you know.. I dunno about you but I want to keep my teeth for as long as I can.

[Anonymous No.24231955]

>>24231875
>Roblox is utter shit honestly
Enjoy being left behind

[Anonymous No.24231972]

>>24230581
The trick is to be employed and have a solid amount of money in other values.

[Anonymous No.24231989]

>>24231245

Insurance company up 3.9%,
Yara International turned green finally, been bagholding for a while.
my oil company LUNE kicking absolute ass.
copper miners kicking ass, up 17 and 23% in a few months.
My healthcare tanked but I think it's because of the sector rotation, it will recover.
pretty good.

[Anonymous No.24232005]

>>24231915
a lot

[Anonymous No.24232011]

>>24231930
It's actually what pokes holes in them.

[Anonymous No.24232018]

SOROS NEEDED OUR HELP
WHY DID WE FAIL HIM

[Anonymous No.24232081]

>>24231731
Bro I know you have a 1 digit portfolio. Who are you trying to kid??

[Anonymous No.24232089]

>>24231843
Help me

[Anonymous No.24232109]

>>24232089
get a job with high income and invest in boring safe stuff

[Anonymous No.24232129]

>>24231843
When you have a large stack, does filling options get really difficult due to the lack of volume?

[Anonymous No.24232133]

>>24231792

there's a lot of retardation going on in the markets right now. just gotta stay cool and not get dragged in.
I figure if I do my DD and buy decent companies I can hold through the eventual down-turn.

[Anonymous No.24232167]

>>24231930
Europe doesn't put fluoride in their water and their teeth health is the same. Also their pineal glands aren't nearly as calcified as americans due to that.

[Anonymous No.24232172]

>>24232109
So you just put a shit load into blue chip instead of buying memes?

[Anonymous No.24232217]

NEWWW
>>24232199
>>24232199
>>24232199
>>24232199

NEWWW
>>24232199
>>24232199
>>24232199
>>24232199

[Anonymous No.24232268]

>>24230184
On multiple levels

[Anonymous No.24232296]

>>24232172
yeah pretty much

>>24232129
i only mess with liquid options with tight spreads, mostly SPY/QQQ

[Anonymous No.24232337]

>>24232268
Explain?

[Anonymous No.24232354]

>>24229368
it is you autist, kill yourself and bring ur shit meme too

[Anonymous No.24232374]

>>24232296
Why are tight spreads easier to fill again? When you buy a spread do brokerages combine legs or does a bot have to actually write the exact same spread?