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you have $5,000 that you are forced to spend immediately(no investing). how would you use it to improve your life as much as possible?

>> No.24196383

buy a tank of helium and an oxygen mask

>> No.24196397

>>24196351
A really nice treadmill lmao

>> No.24196460
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24196460

>>24196383

>> No.24196701
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>>24196351
My advice to you anons:
>buy nice mountain bike
>nice helmet, shorts, and riding shoes
>flat pedals

Go shred and have the best time of your life.

>> No.24196731

>>24196351
pay off a loan lmao, didn't say that was disallowed you cuck

>> No.24196841

>>24196351
Regenerative stem cell therapy for my back

>> No.24196856

>>24196701
Bump, not a bad choice.

>> No.24196929

>>24196351
I'd hire an e-thot to fuck then I'd send the video to her dad for a laugh

>> No.24196932

>>24196351
Travel to thailand or bali and have a blast for 6 months. OR, Leave an offer online or on tinder to take a hoe with you on a trip to BALI. 5k should be enough for the 2 of you to have a blast for 3 weeks. Lots of travel hoes that will do anything for an adventure

>> No.24196957

fleshlight

>> No.24197047

>>24196351
Hire someone to enforce a productive daily routine (study/exercise/healthy cooking) for a month and hope it sticks.

>> No.24197088

pay down 3 months of rent, standing desk and new mac

>> No.24197089

half in toilet paper, other half in 9mm ammo. Hail to the Apoc King, baby

>> No.24197133

>>24196701
You can not get a pozzed bike and gear and save $4500

I shred on a $200 trek

>> No.24197211

>>24196351
A garden, books, and esoteric items

>> No.24197285

>>24196351
new gaming pc

>> No.24197514

>>24196351

>go to hardware store and buy a couple 4 foot lengths of heavy chain, and 2 heavy pad locks, with some self tapping 6 inch wood screws. Cost about 40 bucks
>then run to a gas station and buy 2.5 gallons of gas. So about 4.26 worth
> run by the pawn shop and buy the bang and olufsen speaker setup I was looking at today for 600 bucks.
>buy that repeating cross bow at the archery store and some bio-shock broad heads with meat worm technology. $1900
>Go to my bitch ex-mother in laws house while everyone is at work and screw all the storm shutters shut to the window frames
>wait down the block till about 2 am
>eat 2 grams of shrooms. $20
>wait 20 minutes and pop 40mg of instant release Adderall $20
>run up to the house, chain the front and backdoor shut
>THEN BLAST THE WHOLE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WITH FLIGHT OF THE VALKERIES, with my new speakers
>lob some gas bottles through the rear windows of the house.
>run to the front with the cross bow, and just schlock any one brave enough to come through the windows.
>hopefully get my ex-wife, her boyfriend, and her bitch mother.
>then drive off to Mexico..... In mine craft

>> No.24197657

>>24196351
Put it in my bank account and move to Thailand. I think you've gotta have $15k just to stay there now, fucking dirty europoors and fat faggots ruined Thailand.

>> No.24197794

deep freezer full of frozen chicken/turkey breasts. that like 2 years worth of protein as a bodybuilder.

>> No.24198046
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10 elf real dolls

>> No.24198086

>>24197133
More power to you then buddy. Depends on the type of riding you want to do and your skill level. Definitely won't be hitting any real downhill/enduro laps on that bike of yours.

>> No.24198104

>>24196351
Wtf pocket money, just spend it thru the day

>> No.24198115

Bought a massage gun 2 days ago best thing I’ve ever fucking bought

>> No.24198168

bought an entire grassfed cow @ 4.50 lb + bones + organs, 770lbs of beautifully marbled meat for two years. dry aged for 22 days

>> No.24198236

>>24197047
kek
probably best in thread

>> No.24198522

>>24196351
Quality mattress for better sleep
Comfy computer chair
Floating monitor arm to get more desk space and improve posture
3d printer & woodshop tools for making random shit

>> No.24198662

New Omega or used Rolex watch. Technically not an investment as you can wear it. But if you don't it will hold its value. Also a gold/platinum necklace would work.

>> No.24199079

Cargo van. Live in it and haul ewaste or junk removal. If location independent then SEA for 6 mos and carve out a niche online. 5k is actually easy mode if you arent sheltered.

>> No.24199867

>>24196701
This

>> No.24199899

>>24196351
>improve your life
>no investing
what do you think investing is retard?

>> No.24200304

>>24196351
Cocaine and hookers.
>easy

>> No.24200398

I would buy a new PC rn
current one is from 2009

>> No.24200621

>>24197133
Lmao poorfag on a hardtail
NGMI

>> No.24200832

>>24198115
Elaborate

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>>24196351
Buy a pallet of autumn mix

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>>24196351
1500 into savings
2500 into investments
500 into personal stuff like a computer, clothes, food, etc.

>> No.24201004

>>24200972
>No investing
2500 buying cryptocurrencies then

>> No.24201318
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>>24196351
BTC 2000
ETH 1500
LINK 1500

>> No.24202453

>>24200832
I’ve had wrist pain for a few months from being on the computer too often. And I got hit by a car few years ago and have neck pain. A few days of using it and the pain has gone away substantially. The one I got is called the hypervolt plus

>> No.24203090

>>24196351

I actually have no idea. I don't spend money, except on investments. I don't buy anything or want anything.

I guess I could buy a nice 4K PC and a tonne of games but that wouldn't make me any happier. I already have about $2000 worth of games, most of which I don't play. They don't make me happy.

My whole life is a vacuous nothing, no reason, no point, no positive goal. Yes I hate working like all of us but that's not a reason to spend, just to save.

>> No.24203512

>>24196351
Pay off all debt
Watch my credit score moon
Use my VA Loan to buy a house with 0 down payment for 1.15% APY

>> No.24203690

>>24197514
yeah, i'm thinking based