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>SOMEBODY'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

>> No.24182985

>>24182957
fucking kek best thread on biz right now

>> No.24183050
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>How come you never talk?

>> No.24183095

>you always look upset

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>IT'S KEVIN'S BIRTHDAY! PIZZA PARTY IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM AT 12:30

>> No.24183141

>Hey anon, we were going to get [Chain restaurant]. What are you eating?

>> No.24183270

I dont like mondays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY

>> No.24183285

>I’ll have [INSERT CRAFT BEER] it’s a really hoppy IPA

>> No.24183345
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PC Load letter? The fuck does that even mean?

>> No.24183348

>>24182957
>how was your weekend?

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>>24182957
I am glad I don't need to suffer this :^)
t. lives off his savings

>> No.24183444

>>24182957
nobody actually says this
and if they do you have a legal right to defend yourself, with lethal force if necessary

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>>24183285

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT EAT RAW CHICKEN YOULL GET SALMONELLA STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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>>24182957
>>24183050
kek

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>>24183494
t.

>> No.24183617

>>24183121
lmao

>> No.24183661

>>24183095
>you always look upset
its called the drained porn addict face btw

>> No.24183699

>>24183348
Oh god, I dread that one. What's the right answer biz?

>> No.24183714

>>24183661
Probably one of the most relatable posts I've read on this website in 9 years

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>JUST STOP, I HAVENT HAD MY COFFEE YET

>> No.24183818

>>24183784
fucking kek

>> No.24183874

>I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend anon!
>I bet you are with a different girl every weekend

Y... yeah

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You slack jawed faggots should get a real job welding steel or pumping oil, that way you dont have to deal with the kind of pansies that say this shit.
Pro tip: if there are any women in your workplace, you're probably gonna have a shitty work envieonment.
Fucking A. men

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>>24182957
>THANKFULLY ITS A SHORT WEEK THANKS TO TURKEY DAY

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>I'm looking to get a new apartment in the trendy part of the city

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>>24183874
>t.

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>>24183950
>I JUST DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A TOWN FILLED WITH BORING WHITE PEOPLE

>> No.24184080

> What did you do this weekend anon? I watched [Currently popular netflix show] you should totally watch it

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>I rock climb full time now and Emily sells umbrella insurance

>> No.24184308

>>24183050
this is the worst one

>> No.24184369

>>24183699
>y-you too

>> No.24184409

I unironically love these fucking threads. biz truly is the most relatable board.

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Just got this bad boy.

>> No.24184512

>>24183121
You don't like free food?

>> No.24184521

>>24184477
jesus christ

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>>24184477

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>>24184477
>Team building activity

>> No.24184633

>>24183699
>not long enough, haha, how was yours?
Just make a joke and turn the question around on them, most people are just fishing to make the conversation about themselves anyways, so you're just making it move along quicker

>> No.24184638

>>24184477
sounds to me the group will be learning a thing or two about swastikas

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>>24184477

>> No.24184691

>>24183050
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>24184477
>I LOVE BUILDING TEAMWORK WITH MY POC AND NON-BINARY COWORERS

>> No.24184752

JUST 50 MORE YEARS!

>> No.24184803

unironically a great thread

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>TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK

>> No.24184866

>>24183883
>deal with a bunch of low intelligence bros instead
No thanks, Dylan.

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>>24184752
>RETIRING? NOT ME, I JUST LOVE WORKING SO MUCH

>> No.24185002

>>24184477
>Please draw arcsin from -1 to 1.
>hilarity ensues as brainlets start their nervous 'can't expect me to know anything' laughter

Except of course
>manager says 'see that is why we need this'
>instead of sending staff back to primary school you get sent to communication training

>> No.24185071

>>24184953
you ever see these janitors and lunch ladies ect being interviewed on the news that won the lottery? every time they ask what their plans are they always say going back to work on Monday

>> No.24185152

>>24184803
You new or something?
We have these basedjack threads every Monday and Friday. It’s a /biz/ tradition.

>> No.24185168

>>24185152
more like 4 times a day

>> No.24185195

>>24185071
its mildly brainlet, like why not start a small business and do a little less work for about the same pay

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>>24183883
>you faggots should work with a bunch of low IQ hs drop outs on an oil well in the middle of July instead of tuning into a zoom meeting once a day and making way more money from home
Yea ok

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>>24184477

>> No.24185341

>>24185195
because they don't have the mental capacity to run a business in any form and they certainly don't have the wherewithal to manage more than whatever their weekly paycheck is at one time. perhaps the wagecage is the best place for them

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>>24183050

>> No.24186464

>>24185386
Well, if I needed a diagnosis there it is.

>> No.24186476

>>24185386
OMG THATS LIKE LITERALLY ME

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>>24185386
This one hits home. Rest are meh.

>> No.24186583

>>24184477
What the fuck is this preschool? Letting women work was a fucking mistake

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>>24185386
Every Time this happens

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>>24183050

>> No.24186963

>>24185386
which oomer are you biz http://forer.netopti.net/