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[Anonymous No.24181838]

So will us and zoomers just win by default in 20 years because today's generation of children is going to so fucked up they'll barely be able to function in the real world? How can things like pic related exist, and people still think their kids are going grow up normal?

[Anonymous No.24182221]

Based brat dome

[Anonymous No.24182324]

>>24182221
It's fucking hilarious, and I lost it at the toilet paper/bucket, but you just know some people are seeing this and thinking "wow what a good idea, imagine how safe my kid will be in that!" without knowing the lasting damage it will do on their psyche

[Anonymous No.24182425]

>get kicked out at 18
>live in weird places, work weird jobs, and learn how to hustle
>make invaluable skills through struggle and solving my own problems
>will only continue to interact with reality and gain power and wrath

Guys this is a blessing for us. The more clearly one can see what’s really happening the more one is able to benefit from events. The future is bright my hustler anons! Embrace the clown world and profit.

[Anonymous No.24182609]

>>24182425
>Embrace the clown world and profit.
Absolutely. I added the sentence "safely packed and shipped from a covid-compliant facility" to my online store and my sales went up 15%... What the fuck a "covid-compliant" warehouse is, I don't know. Adding onto the absurdity, I added a banner that just says "Black Friday Sale", and my sales went up another 10% or so. I didn't even put anything on sale or reduce prices, it literally just says "Black Friday Sale", and the normie consoomers lap it up

[Anonymous No.24182679]

>>24182324
Haha, I wonder who in their right mind put toilet paper and a bucket in the photo. It must be a gag or something.

[Anonymous No.24183096]

>>24182679
Ya I think it's a troll, but I've see a lot of troll products like that end up becoming a "thing" and twisted into some sort of life imitating art dystopia. An example of this would be when I was 15 and thought it would be funny to sell dirty socks I wore during hockey practices/games for $50 a piece, then I found out there's an entire demographic of weirdos who will pay hundreds of dollars for dirty, smelly socks worn by a teenager. Even though it seems ridiculous, I'd bet my bank account on there being a real market for this

[Anonymous No.24183233]

>>24182324
>lasting damage it will do on their psyche
no worst than going to a public school

[Anonymous No.24183293]

>>24182609
based

[Anonymous No.24183447]

>>24182609
KEK

[Anonymous No.24184014]

>>24183293
>>24183447
fuck it, I'm back home now (id most likely changed), and feeling generous. Here's the trust badges I use, that are pretty much proven to work (using my own money) testing various ones, with and without. Save these if you plan on opening an online store or something, normies and especially boomers go nuts for trust badges (zoomers think slightly negatively about them, and that they're kind of spammy, but not enough to be a dealbreaker), and boomer women will probably be the bread and butter of your business.

None of it is lying, mcafe is secure but has nothing to do with ecomm and you can't get viruses from buying shit, every website now has ssl security and you basically have to decide not to use it, paypal and visa are just as safe checkouts anywhere they're used. The warehousing stuff is all things that were done before covid anyways (especially if working with electronics). Most packing facilities are shockingly clean and designed to be negative airflow zones (ie, draws dust and particulates out), and gloves were worn to prevent fingerprints on products/packaging long before covid. Its the best kind of bullshit, because its all true, but 99% irrelevant or just standard business practice regardless

[Anonymous No.24184828]

>>24181838
>assuming millenials and zoomers can function in the real world.

[Anonymous No.24185037]

>>24184828
most millenials, probably not, my generation is fucking pathetic, but the top 5-10% or so of millenials will carry pretty hard. Zoomers are also kind of whiners, but they at least show signs of having balls and are forcing most workplaces to adapt to their needs/wants. I think zoomers actually have more potential than my generation does (millennials), they seem like an entire generation of wild risk takers who aren't afraid to walk out the door if things aren't changed to their liking, which right or wrong, shows extreme confidence.