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Do you guys invest your girlfriend's money?

>> No.24145253

what a fat lil cutie

>> No.24145264

>>24145244
>girlfriend

Anon you already losing money bro.

>> No.24145522

>>24145244
Youre on /biz mate. Flashlights don't have money

>> No.24145534

>>24145253
You mean dead

>> No.24145584

I "loan" her money with the minimum %1 interest so she can max out her tax free and tax deferred accounts.

>> No.24145622

i put 10k into usdc and get 8.6% but tell her i make only 3%. girlfriends are free money

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>>24145244
>having a gf

>> No.24145788

>>24145522
kek

>> No.24146209

>>24145244
Fuckit All in, gave my wife for liquidity! max reward

>> No.24146311

>>24145244
>taught GF how to use uniswap 6 months ago
>tell her about UNI airdrop
>she can't remember her metamask password
>didn't write down her seed phrase like i told her
>"I FORGOT MY FUCKING META-MOSQUE PASSWORD"
>She never recovered the account

never try to onboard normies into crypto

>> No.24146321

>>24146311
>not holding her seed words
retard

>> No.24146338

>>24146311
Call her a dumb bitch and always remind her of what its worth now

>> No.24146346

>>24146321
true, I could have robbed her blind.

>> No.24146350

>>24146311
>trusting a woman
anon, who is the retard here?

>> No.24146395

>>24146350
trust? no need. I was just trying to do her a favor and teach her a thing or two. I got my own UNI from multiple wallets.

>> No.24146428

>>24146395
you trusted her to handle things how things should be handled instead of supervising her

>> No.24146500

>>24146428
>"Honey, it's REALLY important you write down your seed phrase. If you forget your password or don't have the phrase, you'll lose access to all your funds."
>Her eyes glaze over
>"Yeah, I'll do that later. I'm going to watch Netflix now."

>> No.24146537

>>24146500
>ok honey i trust you to do it later
do it yourself next time

>> No.24146563

>>24146537
ok I'll wipe her ass every morning while I'm at it. you fucking simp

>> No.24146567

>>24145244
my girlfriend doesnt have any money and relies on me. so no.

>> No.24146592

>>24146563
Thats so hot. Hnnnnnnng please describe smells

>> No.24146595

LOL I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IM AN INCEL POSTING ON BIZ WHAT AN ABSURD SUGGESTION ANON.

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24146605

Hey, have you heard anything about duckdao.io?

Came across this platform, looks interesting with open source crypto card game and investment options with long-term partnership.

>> No.24146641

>>24146563
there are women who cant even do that right

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>>24145244
>gf
>implying

>> No.24146736

>>24146641
I can't even do it right desu

>> No.24146788

>>24146641
Tell her to start washing her ass with water.
>>24146736
Wash your ass with water.

>> No.24146824

>>24146788
if you do that it wont take long until soap is involved

>> No.24146864

>>24146824
Using soap once a day is a good idea but you dont need to soap everytime you shit. I realize most people dont have a bidet but there are still ways to wash your ass such as pouring water from a cup onto your butt which goes into the toilet