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>just went to confession tonight
>alts pumping
>all my work is done
>chores taken care of
>just finished a quick workout

CHURCH TOMORROW MORNING BROS

don’t miss out on your spiritual gains

God Bless and I hope you stay on that straight and narrow

>> No.24134513

>>24134492
im about to smoke weed and jerk off to traps, how do i save my soul

>> No.24134542

>>24134513
After you coom, go for a nightwalk and reflect on your life.

>> No.24134545

>>24134513
You have to let Jesus into your heart and relax so he can help you. Try closing your eyes and praying or just open up a Bible to any part of the New Testament

>> No.24134879

>>24134492
Checked & based.
Just finished practicing for tomorrow's service, I play guitar at a "cool" church. Silly music but a positive group of people. Praying for the bull run

>> No.24135323

>>24134513
I do the same except I pray right after

>> No.24135348

>>24134513
serious answer: don't let these retards bait you into religion. if you need to do some spiritual shit that's fine, but the answers to life's problems aren't contained in exactly one of five or so rivaling novels from the stone age

>> No.24135387

>>24135348
*tips fedora*

>> No.24135429

>>24135348
You're retarded. Without metaphysics, there is no meaning to life. You literally CANNOT argue that there is a point to anything without metaphysics. I can just keep spamming you with "why?" to anything you respond with and you won't be able to come up with a valid rebuttable.

>> No.24135453

>>24134492
>not going to 4pm mass on Saturday night so you can party in the evening and sleep in on Sunday, or take the morning slow and comfy to drink a couple cups of hot coffee while getting a good brunch frying. Will be especially comfy when the sun's rising around 7:30am and the golden sunrise hits the freshly fallen snow and pine trees just right. I fuckin love Northern Ontario bush sometimes.

>> No.24135462

>>24134545
>not old testament
>not having him realize god will smite him down if he does not repent and improve his life

ngmi

>> No.24135483

>>24135429
yes thereis , to improve and help one's race

>> No.24135512

>>24134513
Download men don't fap app and try your best lad. I've been doing the same a lot as well. It's easy until your porn brain gets triggered, which is actually pretty fuckin difficult.

>> No.24135578

>>24134513
this minus the traps
I am not a gay
>>24135429
this is correct
although I don't think he said anything against metaphysics in his post.

>> No.24135608

Religion is for the weak sheep that cant handle the fact that life might be meaningless. Which it is.

>> No.24135655

>>24134513
get help asap anon, it isn't normal to watch that shit

>> No.24135658

>>24135608
Yours certainly will be.
Unless you repent of course.

>> No.24135663

>>24135462
>imagine believing 2 of every species was on a giant boat, and freshwater fish survived massive oceanic floods
>imagine not being able to wear mixed cloth and associate with menstruating women
>many Jewish dietary restrictions
>children being maimed by bears after laughing at a balding man
>trying to convert others from their religion to Christianity is verboten

Old Testament's got the best stories, but the New Testament is way more based and comfy

>> No.24135670

>>24135348
don't listen to this redditor i'd be willling to bet that he's a raging degenerate too.

>> No.24135685

>>24135608
atheism is for the hopeless losers who can't see the beauty in life and think that it's all an "accident"

>> No.24135691

>>24134513
Confession, Church, Communion

Godspeed anon

>> No.24135705

>>24135348
Midwit take
>>24134513
You are on the path to trannyville. That path exists by design. If that doesn't scare you nothing will.

>> No.24135706

>>24135608
*tipping intensifies*

>> No.24135766

>>24135658
>>24135685
Im sorry anons, you are not special, no matter how hard you wish you were. Your life is as pointless as anyone elses. But keep coping with religion.

>>24135706
*Tips back*

>> No.24135793

>>24134542
>go for a nightwalk

This sounds nice, but I'm too scared of being attacked by a nocturnal negro.

>> No.24135842

>>24135766
I doubt you can even define meaning in a way that makes sense with the way you are using it.

>> No.24135913

>>24135793
Where do you live? I would feel totally comfortable in Ottawa at any time, in virtually any neighbourhood (maybe not Vanier or on Rideau St. if any Bytowners are reading)

>> No.24136259

God bless you all. Remember to store your wealth in Heaven

>> No.24136386

>>24134492
GOD BLESS YOU, ANON! We enter God's Platinum Age together. An honor. The peace and joy of the Lord be with you all.

>> No.24137253

>didnt do any of that
>still pumping

>> No.24137270

>>24135705
80 iq take

>> No.24137283
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24137283

Stop worshiping jews

>> No.24137361

>>24134513
by not smoking weed and and not jacking off to traps.its that simple and that hard

>> No.24137372

>>24134513
Cringe

>> No.24137383

>>24134492
>All my churches are not offering confession because of corona.
I pray that the sacraments will open up again so that I may partake in them again.