/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24130095]

I've never had a GF /biz/. What does it feel like to have a GF?

>webm slightly related

[Anonymous No.24130120]

You ever jerk off and after you clean up, you eat something and cuddle with a dog?

[Anonymous No.24130147]

My bitch ass girlfriend hasnt fucked me in 4 months and 3 before that

[Anonymous No.24130151]

>>24130095
absolutely amazing to have someone by your side :) Yeah sometimes its annoying here and there, but in total its worth it!

[Anonymous No.24130181]

>>24130120
lmfao

[Anonymous No.24130183]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.24130216]

>>24130095
like a rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.24130246]

>>24130183
We're gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.24130252]

NOT WORTH IT WISH I WAS A VIRGIN

[Anonymous No.24130296]

yeah its nice too bad fucking women ruined it being god damn retarded children with pussies and tits and all of them ruined their body

[Anonymous No.24130376]

>>24130147
That's not a gf then anon, thats an acquaintance

[Anonymous No.24130386]

>>24130151
Fuck I think I screwed up by being too much of an introvert whilst I was at university, I've graduated and I'm now working in a pretty good job but I have no idea how I'm going to meet new people

[Anonymous No.24130400]

>>24130095

[Anonymous No.24130448]

>>24130095
Exhausting. Its like a mix between a kid and a dog. My last ex was so attentioncraving and high maintenance i had no choice but to leave her. Dont glorify gfs incel noobs. Sex is good and all, but everytging has pros and cons

[Anonymous No.24130456]

It's ok can be annoying sometimes, as long as you're not an ugly sperg getting a gf is easy anon

[Anonymous No.24130480]

>>24130386
awww no fren. If you´re under 25, you still got all chances open. Even if your older, you can easily find a gf. I actually met my gf on tinder. She is a needle in a haystack: conservative, can cook, is sweet and looks good :). Try bumble and tinder, maybe you will meet your soulmate. Hell, I never had a gf til my early 20s and boom I find the perfect one on my first date :) Don´t feel sad brah, we are all gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.24130502]

>>24130095
like a bag of sand

[Anonymous No.24130506]

>>24130120
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.24130516]

>>24130480
I hope you die in a fire while your "gf" gets raped and enjoys it by a band of feral negros.

[Anonymous No.24130523]

>>24130386
If you really want gf, get a hobby and get to know lots of girls. Lowkey flirt. Lowkey. Eventually you will fins someone interested, and youll figure out the rest. Dont do dating apps, too much pressure. Do hobbies. Befriend first, then gf them, and if they good, wife them

[Anonymous No.24130551]

>>24130095
the consistent sex is nice but most women are annoying and generally unpleasant to be around so you get tired of it after a while. they'll insist on you watching stupid shit like Grey's Anatomy or the Hunger Games with them and waste money eating out constantly.

[Anonymous No.24130582]

>>24130480
>>24130523
>tinder and bumble
The thought of putting myself on those apps makes my anxiety spike through the roof

[Anonymous No.24130588]

>>24130480
Uhm, not to pop your bubble there kiddo, but how many gallons of semen has she swallowed prior to meeting you?

[Anonymous No.24130599]

>>24130183
same except 24
honestly I'm over it and I have accepted my fate

[Anonymous No.24130624]

>>24130582
Dont fucking do the apps nigger. Its only for ego boost and collecting likes or whatever

[Anonymous No.24130626]

>>24130095
it's exactly like that webm anon, except 10x better. i don't get how the fuck some of you guys blow it so bad that you've never had a gf. get off your ass, lift, tune your fashion, get your money up and do shit you idiots.

[Anonymous No.24130629]

>>24130588
0. Why do you ask so disgusting questions fag?
>>24130582
Why? Don´t have you have confidence?

[Anonymous No.24130654]

>>24130626
i don't believe you

[Anonymous No.24130663]

I graduated university in 2017 and got a job in a different city. My gf was always crying about being apart while she had to do an extra year for her degree. I quit my job and moved back. It was hard for me to find another job as I basically had no experience, so I was unemployed for a few months. During that time the 2017 bulletin started and I started trading and making a killing. I didn't tell her that, but told her every day I was just applying for jobs and learning coding (both true). After a little while she basically decided I was now an unemployed loser, even though the reason I was unemployed was because of her, and I still was perfectly able to pay for whatever I needed.
I caught her cheating on me a little while later. I haven't kissed a girl since

[Anonymous No.24130669]

>>24130095
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.24130675]

>>24130095
It sucks. The looks become progressively more shallow until they fade away entirely, and then you're just stuck with a cranky, jealous, paranoid bitch. I wish I were single again. Better jerking off IMO.

[Anonymous No.24130696]

>>24130095
Its actually almost exactly like your pic related if you aren't fighting

[Anonymous No.24130727]

>>24130120

[Anonymous No.24130734]

>have millions
>30+ and never even hugged a girl

[Anonymous No.24130755]

>>24130480
>Thinks he can meet the love of his life in an app for people that only want sex.
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.24130780]

>>24130147
Kek

I've never had a gf myself though so maybe I shouldn't talk.

[Anonymous No.24130782]

>>24130629
I'm 5'6 and a skeleton, shitty appearance as well

I've got a relatively well paid job but no one would give me any thought because I'm a 5/10 (or lower).

[Anonymous No.24130796]

>>24130095

It feels like bags of sand literally and figuratively.

[Anonymous No.24130815]

>>24130480
Tinder works only if you are really smart about it.
1. You need great pics,
2. You need a great bio that filters out any low tier chicks without sounding retarded. Just mentioning simple things as filters, e.g. you think tats are tacky and some irconic stuff will drive down your match count, but your quality up.
3. In bigger cities at that point you will not get that many matches. But Tinder is pay for play. The more you pay, the more matches you get.
4. Use some of your crypto gains to buy apple or google coupon cards.
5. Boom, your crypto gains actually get you laid or a quality girlfriend, without you having to flex or pay for shit.

[Anonymous No.24130851]

>>24130183
>>24130599
Start doing calisthenics or lift, also buy a jump rope. Then go out to clubs, I don't care if you go alone, just go. I'm a friendless loser, but I get laid like 4 times a year simply by having a strong body and a 6-7/10 face.

[Anonymous No.24130854]

>>24130782
It's over for you. Would you consider seeing an escort?

[Anonymous No.24130881]

>>24130851
>calisthenics

[Anonymous No.24130884]

Why waste time when you can trade crypto over the weekend and stonks during the week. (I'm in Chink EV stocks).

[Anonymous No.24130928]

>>24130851
wasn't asking for advice and I have no intention of banging sloots or whatever

[Anonymous No.24130942]

>>24130523
>If you really want gf, get a hobby and get to know lots of girls. Lowkey flirt. Lowkey. Eventually you will fins someone interested, and youll figure out the rest.
>and youll figure out the rest.
No I won't. This is the hard part. Meeting girls that are somewhat interested is the easy part, knowing what in the hell to do from there is the nigh-impossible part.

[Anonymous No.24130963]

Some answers makes me cringe so hard. Is this really the end of the hacker known as 4chan? Will normies finally take over us?

[Anonymous No.24130977]

>>24130663
Hoes ain't loyal

[Anonymous No.24130988]

>>24130551
I keked because it's so true, but since I haven't had a serious girlfriend for many years, I miss it. But grass is always greener I guess.

[Anonymous No.24130990]

>>24130851
4 times a year lmao

[Anonymous No.24131005]

>>24130963
They already did in 2015

[Anonymous No.24131020]

>>24130183

[Anonymous No.24131037]

>>24130881
Calesthenics can get you fit as fuck and it's free

[Anonymous No.24131045]

>>24130942
I took salsa dancing lessons. Eventually a very attractive older lady right around 40 asked me if I wanted to check out her condo after the dance...
She was very attractive for her age.

[Anonymous No.24131075]

>>24130963
shhh, this board is normie/npc friendly. we need someone to dump on.

[Anonymous No.24131086]

>>24130663
that's rough man

[Anonymous No.24131101]

>>24131045
did she gib milkies?

[Anonymous No.24131104]

>>24131037
>Calesthenics can get you fit as fuck and it's free

[Anonymous No.24131113]

>>24130663

Are you me?

[Anonymous No.24131123]

I was out of the game for a while but last year I had a second girlfriend overseas for a very short while since I can only travel out few times a year without the main girlfriend finding out. Well anyway I took this one on vacation and seemed cool but this time the bitch didn't put out like the other times. To wrap things up I ghosted the stupid bitch after the trip and now am talking with another woman to replace her.

[Anonymous No.24131153]

>>24130095
>What does it feel like to have a GF?

Imagine having a pet but have to spend more time, money, and effort for maybe an hour a week's worth of satisfaction and that's a GF for you. Men have to contribute more and put in a much higher effort to make a relationship work than 99.99% of women. Most women don't appreciate the effort you put in, are needy as fuck, and will do everything in their power to turn you into the polar opposite of the man they were initially attracted and decided to get in a committed relationship to.

I'm 31, tall, in shape, own my own house, have a good career, a lot invested in my 401k and crypto, etc. I've had no real issues getting a date and have had several relationships. Unless you find yourself a girl who's a virgin or is financially stable and independent, there's no point in getting in a relationship. If you can't find a girl that fits that criteria, you're unironically best off taking the /fit/ pill, going on gear, and whoremaxx. There's nothing more pathetic than a someone coming from a position of power (either financially, physically, or status) jestermaxxing to some thot. Women in those positions are simply using their guy to upgrade their status and provide for them until they're no longer capable of doing so. Focus on yourself, do things you enjoy, have hobbies, and do what you can to make your experiences with women as transactional as possible. That's honestly the best way to approach western women in this modern era.

Good luck boyos!

[Anonymous No.24131159]

I was listening to a song after an argument and I finally understood the lyrics.

You know the way
It twists and turns
Changing color
Spinning yarns
You know the way
It leaves you dry
It cuts you up
And takes you high
You know the way
It's painted gold
Is it money
Is it cold
You know the way
It throws about
It takes you in
And spits you out

To put simply, I miss being able to jack off when I want, but when we break up I'll miss being able to fuck when I want.

[Anonymous No.24131196]

>>24130881
I started with weights and a traditional bro split, but I have since switched over to calisthenics.
1. I can work out at home, all I needed was a pull up rack.
2. You get a much more functional, natural, and explosive strength. I feel really good about myself doing things most people can't, like one hand pull ups or front levers.
3. It combines better with my boxing training imo.
4. It's more "healthy" overall. I don't care that much though.
In addition I'm pretty naturally stocky, so I still look pretty buff.

>>24130990
Best I can do atm, I consider it a win.

>>24130928
I'd rather have a gf, but I have needs and I'll take what I can get.

[Anonymous No.24131223]

>>24130942

Dude its just slow physical escalation. Get on tinder and go on dates will the fucking ugliest land whales you can get. Try to get through a date without sperging out first. Then go on a date to play pool or some shit and if they smile allot and you can feel they like you, you need to slowly start touching them, hi fives are a good start. Later holding hands. Then making out. Then when you get that far you can grab them by the back of the hair and rub their pussy in a bar until they’re so horny you can take them home and fuck them. I learned all this shit from PUA. After you do it few times it pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.24131235]

>>24131101
Yup. Not the fake bolt-ons which I can't stand. Natural firm milkers

[Anonymous No.24131243]

my crush ended up fucking my "friend" behind my back.. completely ruined all sorts of relationships for me. have felt that nobody can be trusted forever and will probably die in this condition.

[Anonymous No.24131247]

>>24131196
>I started with weights and a traditional bro split, but I have since switched over to calisthenics.
>1. I can work out at home, all I needed was a pull up rack.
>2. You get a much more functional, natural, and explosive strength. I feel really good about myself doing things most people can't, like one hand pull ups or front levers.
>3. It combines better with my boxing training imo.
>4. It's more "healthy" overall. I don't care that much though.
>In addition I'm pretty naturally stocky, so I still look pretty buff

[Anonymous No.24131256]

Having a girl actually love you is a feeling I can't describe but the feeling when its taken away is the most crushing pain imaginable

[Anonymous No.24131258]

>>24131223

[Anonymous No.24131260]

>>24130183
Unironically get the money and fuck some whore. I was a 20yo virgin and had only made out with a girl prior to that. The second I got it out of the way, the idea of approaching a girl, carrying a conversation, etc. was significantly easier.

[Anonymous No.24131302]

Find and read Saul tees technical gaming Bible, hit the gym and just buy fitting basic tee shirts, chinos and get a haircut you'll either start drowning in pussy in a year or become a redpilled incel

[Anonymous No.24131321]

>>24131223
this is really how you go about it. you just gotta be nonchalant and see how receptive they are. you'll know if a girl is into you based on how she touches you back. just start with casually brushing your hand against hers when you're walking next to each other or something

[Anonymous No.24131326]

>>24131258

Yeah you dont start with touching them on the waist or arm unless you know what you’re doing.

[Anonymous No.24131344]

>>24130120
>Tfw had girlfriend
>Tfw most accurate summary
Guess I'm buying a dog boys

[Anonymous No.24131349]

>>24131260
Yeah, some high priced whores~ $250/hr can be very attractive.

[Anonymous No.24131381]

Ive been so on fire in the club that I could makeout with women in 30 seconds. Once you understand the matrix you can do crazy shit.

[Anonymous No.24131430]

>>24131381
that's great, most people really don't desire that though

[Anonymous No.24131434]

>>24131381
And then you woke up in your car bed covered in your own piss

[Anonymous No.24131468]

>>24130626
I don't struggle to get a gf, but I'm also not retarded so I know this isn't true.
>lift
Every guy already lifts now, it's nothing special. This isn't the 90s where fight club Brad Pitt was considered a great body.
>tune your fashion
Meaningless. This kind of thinking is what spawned the fedora and trenchcoat wearing le classy refined gentlemen types.
>get off your ass
>do shit
More meaningless boomer trash thinking. I bet you recommend guys join salsa dancing as a way to meet girls; becoming the 1000th ugly, awkward idiot to join their local salsa club full of other ugly awkward idiot guys.

[Anonymous No.24131475]

>>24131223
Based.
What PUA? Book recommendation?

[Anonymous No.24131485]

>>24131434
>>24131430

Ive done it sober also. You develop a sense for when “its on” and the more ballsy and 100% confident you are, the more women cream their pants.

[Anonymous No.24131488]

>>24131468
I can see why you are and will always be an incel

[Anonymous No.24131508]

>>24131153
This is absolutely true for some women 100%. Had a thing w a girl for several months recently, had to jump through hoops to make sure she was happy, when I didn't do something right I got vilified. Biggest bit of advice i can give is that they're only a person. Just cause they've got a pair of tits doesn't make them worth worshipping. Make sure you're never compromising your own self respect/worth for someone else, no matter who they are. Learn to stand up for yourselves anons.

Anyway broke things off a few weeks ago with her, had a threesome with a girl and her gf to celebrate, and haven't looked back since.


On the flipside though, if you can find a girl that's an equal, and treats you how you treat her, takes responsibility and is your equal in every sense - you found someone worth sinking that time into. I found and lost mine anons, but you lads can get yours if you believe in yourself a bit.

[Anonymous No.24131540]

>>24131475

Mystery method

I wasnt into it back in 2005 or so. The whole community is basically done nowadays.

[Anonymous No.24131545]

>>24131223
>Get on tinder and go on dates will the fucking ugliest land whales you can get.
Now why would I do that? Don't get me wrong I have slept with land whales from the club, but I don't want them as a girlfriend. I've tried Tinder many times, hardly get any matches, and the ones I do ignores my messages.

[Anonymous No.24131571]

>>24130626
>lift, tune your fashion, get your money up

what is it about "atomized individuals" you fucking morons don't understand, it doesn't matter how much these guys lift or how much they spend on clothes, when they never even come into contact with girls (or any people at all whatsoever) because we're all isolated thanks to (((modernity)))

yeah bro get jacked and buy some polo shirts you can look really good at home alone

[Anonymous No.24131595]

>>24131545

That was advice for a dude that has never hugged a girl.

You’re fucked.

[Anonymous No.24131668]

>>24131540
I have The Game waiting to be read but keep pushing it back for other shit. From what I did read it's all about that?

[Anonymous No.24131672]

>>24131508
>On the flipside though, if you can find a girl that's an equal, and treats you how you treat her, takes responsibility and is your equal in every sense - you found someone worth sinking that time into. I found and lost mine anons, but you lads can get yours if you believe in yourself a bit.
>all modern women are whores, except this one girl i used to date

Why does every dumbfuck say this?

[Anonymous No.24131691]

>>24131321
>. just start with casually brushing your hand against hers when you're walking next to each other
She jumped away and made a guttural gurgling sound deep in her chest. Does this mean se's horny?

[Anonymous No.24131692]

People have written essays on this shit, basically we used to meet girls through our friend groups, friends would introduce you to girls or you'd meet their female friends in passing etc.

What happens when no one has friends anymore? And the "friends" we do have we barely see or talk to, other than through occasional cuckbook posts or whatever the fuck. Shit's more fucked than most people understand

[Anonymous No.24131714]

I'll tell you OP, but only if you tell me, a total crypto noob, what is the proper money transfer method when selling BTC. I know already that PayPal is risky, because they can move the money back after some time.

[Anonymous No.24131719]

>>24131691
It means she is hungry for eggs anon. Feed her eggs.

[Anonymous No.24131727]

>>24131545
Tinder is literally used by women for an ego boost and that's it. 99% of the women you find on tinder aren't material you want to be involved with.

The best way to meet someone is stop trying to fucking meet someone. Stop forcing things, and start doing things for yourself. Find a passion, get fitter, eat healthier one day a week, then make it twice a week and so on, go out and do something with group activities to meet new people, if you're in a city consider group living - its shitty sometimes but its an easy way into social groups.

The absence of a woman in your life is a symptom of everything else you do, so stop trying to treat the symptom outright, and treat the underlying issue which is your habits, extroversion, confidence, health, financial stability, etc. Fix those and you'll be steps ahead from where you were, regardless of if you have a woman or not.

[Anonymous No.24131730]

>>24130851
I am already /fit/ for 7 years now, lift and eat better than anyone around me.

It never made girls magically interested in me out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.24131746]

>>24131668

Yep that booked blew my god damn mind in 2005. Once It hit me that picking up women was a skill you could get better at.. it changed everything. Then I just kept practicing, like playing a video game.

I never fucked and 10s though or date and 8 or 9a though. My biggest frustration.

[Anonymous No.24131755]

>>24131672
Because they are normies.

[Anonymous No.24131770]

>>24131260
would rather die a lossless virgin

[Anonymous No.24131805]

You meet someone and it starts off as something casual. If she’s into you, she starts to pick up some of your mannerisms and you start to pick up some of hers. You feel like you can connect with them on a profound level and it feels like you’ve known each other forever. You never thought you could find someone like this and you feel good. It even makes you think that maybe soulmates are a real thing. There’s a glint in her eyes that makes you think they actually “get” you unlike all your previous relationships. The enthusiasm grows over the course of several weeks and you begin to isolate yourself from your friends and family even though you don’t mean to. But it’s fine, you’re both totally connected and it feels healthy.

The dust settles and things are still okay. Except now they either appear slightly more distant or much more clingy than before. They react negatively to subtle things you normally aren’t aware of like your facial expressions or criticize something that you do that probably is actually annoying. They get upset over the little things more often now. You rationalize it as them being stressed out about work or stuff going on in their lives. You two continue to have meaningful conversations and talk about building a wonderful future together. The sex is still explosive and she’s still very affectionate so the ship continues to sail. (1/3)

[Anonymous No.24131814]

>>24131746
This might be the most autistic thing i have read here and that says a lot

[Anonymous No.24131831]

>>24131260
>>24131349
Been considering this option for a while. Thing is there are no escorts worth spending my money on around me. Fuck Asia.

[Anonymous No.24131839]

>>24131672
Not what I said at all retard. Get your reading comprehension above that of a toddler.

If you unironically think every single woman on this planet is only there to steal your money and cheat on you, you're actually pathetic and no wonder women won't touch you.

[Anonymous No.24131843]

>>24131805
The snapping becomes even more frequent. It catches you off guard but you continue to rationalize it as them having an “off day”. You empathize with them and try your best to make it work. You might notice she’s more jealous than before and maybe more demanding of your attention. You’re much more distant from your friends and family, but she convinces you to distance yourself in a way that makes it seem like you wanted to or you have to. You’re addicted to the sex. You don’t have much of a say in when you two can have sex, as she begins using it as a currency to get what she wants. There’s a nagging feeling that things aren’t right but you’ve convinced yourself that this is just a temporary phase. If you try to address these concerns, she gets defensive and starts shifting some of the blame to you.

The fighting starts to pick up now. “Every couple fights” you think to yourself. The arguments often go in circles and don’t usually get resolved. They don’t ever blame themselves or hold themselves accountable. Couples counseling only results in talking about your faults and it seems as though the things that you do are the pebbles keeping the cog from running. Her mood changes rapidly going from loving one moment to explosive the next. She’s constantly throwing accusations your way and you are constantly questioning your own sanity. She is no longer the person you once knew. (2/3)

[Anonymous No.24131844]

>>24131508
You found and lost one. There are millions.

[Anonymous No.24131856]

>>24131746
> like playing a video game.
please tell me this is pasta

[Anonymous No.24131873]

>>24131814

Go Die a virgin lol. Im going to go fuck my gf tonight.

[Anonymous No.24131878]

>>24131746
>Once It hit me that picking up women was a skill
It just hit me. Damn.
I have been working in myself (like>>24131727 said) and learnt I can get much better at anything I focus on. Autismo brain must have prevented me from making that connection.
Ty anon.

[Anonymous No.24131888]

I actually don't know if I even want a gf.

I'm 27 and I'm so used to being alone and doing everything alone that I simply can't even fathom having an actual "partner".
I can't imagine going to sleep and actually have an another human being an inch beside me. I can't imagine walking the streets while holding hands with someone else. I can't imagine walking into my parents house with a girl beside me, and I'm pretty sure not even my parents would know how to respond to that. It all seems extremely weird and alien to me. Even if I somehow miraculously met a girl that is interested in me, I couldn't just call her over to my place to "watch movies", I'm too damn self-aware of my situation and I couldn't play that normalfag meaningless small talk charade of "hey you will like this movie it's pretty good, got some popcorn too hehe" where I assume both people are completely aware that the movie is entirely irrelevant and you're there just to fuck.
Not to mention that I over analyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever even get to experience my first kiss it will be inevitably be done 100% manually like a damn robot machine. And sex seems like a totally other wordly act altogether.

It's quite devastating to know that the vast majority of people never had to give a single thought into any of these things and it all just happened naturally for them, while I have to completely deconstruct any interaction I have in complete detail for days.
Is there any hope, can this be averted?

[Anonymous No.24131891]

>>24131730
Honestly the only advice I can think of these days is to get some sort of high tier wagie job at somewhere like Best Buy and try to meet a girl coworker there.

I don't know what other sort of high school-esque things are out there where you can meet girls "naturally" besides wagie jobs.

But you would have to be pretty serious about wanting a gf to go that far I suppose.

[Anonymous No.24131896]

>>24131805
>>24131843
She begins to leave suddenly after arguments or whenever. It’s either going out with friends or staying back for work. She’s really just finding intimate bonds elsewhere and she ghosts you more often now. You might even catch her cheating. If you try to leave, their disposition changes completely and you hear false promises of change. When you get close, they move away. When you move away, they want you again, desperately. You’ve invested too much time trying to make this work so you keep going along with it. You don’t tell anyone about what you’re going through because you feel like nobody would understand.

In the end they either cheat and/or take your money and leave. (3/3)

[Anonymous No.24131904]

>>24131381
just means her buying temp was high, you didn't actually do anything except be there at the right time kek

[Anonymous No.24131918]

>>24131873
Sure you are mr.larp every post you wrote is so clearly made by an autistic virgin that its laughable

And i lost my virginity at 14 to a 12y old girl so keep on coping but please stop larping or at least dont make ot so obvious

[Anonymous No.24131924]

>>24131831
I mean I honestly wouldn't even mind blowing a couple hundred bucks or a grand for a good time if I had hot whores here but there's literally none "classy" enough.

[Anonymous No.24131928]

>>24130851
this nigga said he jumps rope to fuck four times per year lmao

[Anonymous No.24131936]

>>24131918
>And i lost my virginity at 14 to a 12y old girl
W-we did not need to know this anon

[Anonymous No.24131949]

>>24130095
>business and finance
saged and reported

[Anonymous No.24131975]

>>24131949
Go report all the tranny threads for me while you're at it. Please and thanks.

[Anonymous No.24132007]

>>24131104
i'm mirin' brah

[Anonymous No.24132027]

>>24131488
yep, this

[Anonymous No.24132031]

>>24131104
you really don't have to be jacked to look decent, just don't be fat and you're above 95% of guys nowadays

[Anonymous No.24132036]

>>24131936
Yes you did
I fucked her again the next day at her house and her dad caught us and almost kicked my ass
Too bad he was to slow that open window sure was a good escape route

[Anonymous No.24132040]

>>24131904

Thats true. You get it.

[Anonymous No.24132043]

>>24131928
>this nigga said he jumps rope to fuck four times per year lmao
Stop with the faggot ghetto speak.

I jump rope for boxing, and as cardio to not get fat. And yeah to get laid I guess. It's more fun than jogging anyway.

[Anonymous No.24132044]

>>24130095
At first you feel in love, it's great, all your problems magically become negligeable, and you are full of hope, because your brain is literally on drugs. You want to be together all the time.
That goes on for like 6 months, then things calm down, especially if you live with her. You guys often talk about the same things, do the same things, and at one occasion you surprise yourself wishing you'd be doing something else. Now that part is the make or break. If you guys aren't really compatible (not good lifestyle/sexual/personality compatibility), it'll start feeling like a chore. The state of starvation you were in before getting a gf is now very distant and hard to imagine, and you now wish to go back to a state where you don't owe anything to anybody. You start saying stuff like "you autists have it good, I wish I could just spend a saturday night watching anime". That state of little satisfaction can go on for months or even years, and the more serious and "complicated" the relationship became (if you guys live together, or if you guys have children), the longer it'll probably take for that breaking moment to come, from you or from her.
However, if you guys are compatible, then you'll be able to sustain the relationship for an indefinite amount of time, and you'll keep finding moments and situations that reinforce your desire to be with this person.

[Anonymous No.24132051]

>>24131468
This post is just fucking sad

[Anonymous No.24132079]

>>24132027
>just lift, dress nice, and put yerself out there!

[Anonymous No.24132098]

>>24131730
You're probably ugly or short then, sorry anon. You don't need personality to get laid, but you need it to get a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.24132102]

>>24132051
yeah, the current state of affairs is pretty dire

[Anonymous No.24132121]

>>24132031
Also don't fall for it if she says she likes a dad bod. They dont like it, they like that they're the attractive one in the dynamic and its a power play to keep you under their foot.

[Anonymous No.24132146]

>>24132121
They do like dad bods but most retards dont know what a dad bodnactually is

[Anonymous No.24132153]

>>24131468
>This isn't the 90s where fight club Brad Pitt was considered a great body
You can't look that lean without insane dieting though, even total gym rats will struggle to maintain that physique much less average dudes with a gym membership.

[Anonymous No.24132183]

>>24132146
Cope

[Anonymous No.24132195]

>>24130147
If you're friendzoned then it isn't a girlfriend. Women should have sex when the man wants it.

[Anonymous No.24132201]

>>24130095
>>24131805
>>24131843
>>24131896
They're all crazy to some extent. Learn to love yourself above all and you might be lucky enough to find that needle in a haystack the size of Earth

[Anonymous No.24132226]

>>24131727
>Just find a hobby you're passionate about bro
>bro, not that hobby. Wrong passion, bro.
>You have to do a hobby women do bro
>Implying women have hobbies.
I have hobbies and a friend group to do them with. We have fun and bond over our shared interests. Not a single woman in sight.

I joined a film club with a friend of mine back in college. There were 3 girls, 20 guys. My friend, who is a huge film nerd, talked to one of them and asked her about her favorite movies and such. She said she loved marvel movies. Didn't have a favorite director, couldn't name a single movie from before 2010. My friend was disappointed, but he stayed in the club. Next meeting comes along, none of the women came back, club became a sausage fest.

Had a friend group that would get together and play smash. Somehow, we went from 4 people to 16 through friends of friends and word of mouth. Not a single woman.
>But dude that's an incel hobby

Had another friend group where we'd just hang out casually and go eat at different places. One day one invited a female friend of his, and she invited 2 of her friends. They talked among themselves the whole night. We tried our hardest to include them into the conversation but they would just say one or two lines and go back to their world. We fed them easy conversation starters and they just gave a really basic response and nothing more. After a while they left and the mood improved significantly.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk about how women have no hobbies, interests or drive.

[Anonymous No.24132238]

>>24132183
With what? Im 78kg and 15-18%bf
And girls really dont give a fuck about 6packs even though i have one

[Anonymous No.24132360]

>>24132201
Nah, that just sounds like someone with full blown npd. Learn how to vet for crazy, they all got signs

[Anonymous No.24132396]

>>24132226
>Had another friend group where we'd just hang out casually and go eat at different places. One day one invited a female friend of his, and she invited 2 of her friends. They talked among themselves the whole night. We tried our hardest to include them into the conversation but they would just say one or two lines and go back to their world. We fed them easy conversation starters and they just gave a really basic response and nothing more. After a while they left and the mood improved significantly.

well, did you guys try not being ugly lol dab

[Anonymous No.24132404]

>>24131730
Are you short or ugly? As a 6/10 lanklet, getting fit literally made girls interested in me out of nowhere

If you are you probably need to go out of your way to put yourself in situations with high proportions of single women. Take a liberal arts college class or something

[Anonymous No.24132412]

>>24132404
>getting fit literally made girls interested in me out of nowhere

in what context(s)?

[Anonymous No.24132453]

>>24131888
>if I ever even get to experience my first kiss it will be inevitably be done 100% manually like a damn robot machine
The masterful creation of art is nothing to be ashamed of. My first gf, when we started having sex - she told me it was kinda sad that compared to her previous partners, I was the most capable of sexually satisfying her. I was only able to do this by researching techniques and methods online and practicing what I could on my own.
>t. big boy

[Anonymous No.24132466]

>>24132226
Probably all your hobbies are male centric and not particularly engaging with many women?

Only options are to settle into it and be content with enjoying your hobbies and passions which is fine to do, or if you want to, try and broaden your horizons to see if there's anything that might appeal to you - live music/gigs/a creative interest / i dont fucking know but those seem to be the options i know that girls fucken love

[Anonymous No.24132497]

>>24132404
I'm a 5'10 king of manlets. Not handsome by any means, but also not straight up ugly either.
>probably need to go out of your way to put yourself in situations with high proportions of single women.
I did, many times. Festivals, concerts, events. Nothing ever happened

[Anonymous No.24132498]

>>24132412
This is true
Girls are relly into guys who are built(good athletic build not a fat powershitter build)
I also started getting a lotnof attention when i got in really good shape and started wearing tight shirts

[Anonymous No.24132524]

>>24132498
congratulations, you are attractive

[Anonymous No.24132546]

>>24130147
I don't think you should count your friend as a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.24132633]

>>24132524
Christ no
Lost all my hair at 16 because i got cancer and chemo fucked it up forever
I have a good skull shape so i dont look like an incel but im very very average
My goal is too make enough money here to get a hair transplant
Im honestly shocked that i managed to get laid as many times as i did which is not that much

[Anonymous No.24132640]

>>24131888
Get professional help for your clear anxiety and self confidence issues. If not then seriously stop with the self pity, you're where you are now and it sucks, but where are you going from here. Are you gonna sit there wallowing in pity and do nothing, or are you going to take steps and no matter how slowly to move in the right direction.

It's up to you anon

[Anonymous No.24132695]

>>24132633
well then I must be incredibly ugly in that case, because I got absolutely zero attention

[Anonymous No.24132747]

>>24132524
Nah dude, yes for sure, but get fit nonetheless 100% a good idea no matter what, try moving to another town if you’re truly down in the dirt, take the gardening pill, stop eating wheat, it’s trash, try drinking moderately, walk 3 miles a day, know that there are dudes out there that do want you to succeed, I myself am passing on the chicks to stack more, atm, I have a symmetrical face but a shitty bod, but I’ve seen some of my girls go for the absolute most god tier fucked up looking dudes...pretend you have a plane make a mission statement bro, don’t pray to Jesus for a cure, pray for a doorway and walk through it

[Anonymous No.24132791]

>>24130095
I'm 26 and haven't had sex in 7 years (even though I could have sex, sometimes with more than 1 woman per day actually. but I decline every time) and that's due to me being completely emotionally broken from my relationships with women. I've had the worst relationships you've ever seen and I've never in my life felt loved by a woman that isn't my mom.
I hope you never get to feel this. Women are MOSTLY the cause for my death spiral depression. Some of them left me in my worst moments of life when I just needed 1 person to give me A LITTLE love and understanding what I'm going through. Every time single time my GF needed me emotionally I did everything in my power in order to make her smile again. Every single time I was sad because some stupid shit happened I couldn't in any way shape or form affect they literally looked at me like "why the fuck are you telling me this". For instance when my father started drinking while being on anti-depressives and was in a mental hospital. I of course told this to my GF because I wanted to let her know why I'm being "so weird" for some time now. You could clearly see that is was feeling a bit down (even though this was the happiest time of my life). And after I told her the situation and what kind of shit I have to put up after I come home she literally went cold on me like I'm some kind of fucking trash.

TLDR; Buy iExec RLC and after you make it pay women to treat them worse than dogs in china, because most of them don't even deserve death

[Anonymous No.24132801]

>>24131508
Very sound advice anon. NEVER let anyone stand in the way of your goals and what you want in life. I've got a 30K LINK stack and live in burgerland. The second I've "made it" I'm getting out ASAP and fast tracking my way to Uruguayan citizenship. Even if includes greasing a few palms. It doesn't take someone with a poly sci or econ phd to realize the demographics of the country are fucked and that the best case scenario is that US becomes Brazil 2.0 in the next 30 years. I'm sure as shit not going to sit by with a front row seat to see my rights and wealth are stripped away as it happens. If some girl isn't on board or understands the reasoning behind my decisions, which let's be honest, most women are too emotional and intellectually incurious to understand this, then they won't be a part of the plan. I'll gladly find someone who is on board with my plan or find another woman. Don't let some thot hold you down. If they aren't supportive, they don't care about you and are only after their own self-interests.

[Anonymous No.24132851]

>>24132226
Have you considered chatting with women in supermarkets, bars , the street

[Anonymous No.24132864]

>>24132791
The moment you are unable to give them what they want they leave

[Anonymous No.24132876]

I had one girl in the next apartment openly show so much interest in me I asked her out. My first time. I bombed and she didn't want to see again when she lived 10 feet away lmao.

Maybe I just don't meet enough women for them to show interest but getting /fit/ hasn't done much but make me feel more dominant I guess.

My main problem is it's been a decade since I thought deeply about romantic relationships. I lack critical social flirting skills, and I'm pretty autistic. Girls at work think I'm weird but we share food at the same table. Especially in these rona times that's got to count for something.

Where the fuck do I get a qt trad wife? I don't like Church.

[Anonymous No.24132895]

>>24130815
>females
>reading bios

[Anonymous No.24132931]

>>24132801
Based burger bro

[Anonymous No.24133099]

>>24130400
fuckin gay that they filmed this
even gayer that you saved it

[Anonymous No.24133134]

>>24130147
Do you guys live far away from eachother or something?
We sometimes go a couple weeks (she has a low libido and I'm a coomer who's into degen h-games and erotic fiction so when there's good new shit out I self-serve) without but multiple months is hefty if you aren't travelling/distant or something.