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I'm being yelled at by my neighbors and they're doing it from their houses so no one can find them. It's constant 24/7 even right now. I called the cops and I asked reddit's private detective subreddit, no one believes me, so I have to negotiate with them. This is /biz/ and you're good with money and psychology. How much should I offer them to stop? How much should I be making per year for them to stop? Is $85k/yr good? I have offered all my savings, $20k and they ignored it. I have offered $30-50k, and they still ignored the offers. My brother makes $85k and they still won't stop yelling. They're all on welfare.

Jannies don't take this post down, it's an emergency.

>> No.24120973

>>24120944
Hi David.
take meds.

>> No.24120980

>>24120944
>Brown id
Move.

>> No.24120991

>>24120944
Tf are you talking about? How about you keep your money and tell your neighbors to suck a dick?

>> No.24121014

>>24120973
fpbp

>> No.24121020

>>24120944
holy shit haha he does this in every board?

>> No.24121035

>>24120973
How much should I offer them to stop? I offered all my money, $20k already and they ignored it.

>> No.24121059

>>24121020
No, just /r9k/ and this is the first time I posted on /biz/ about it. I need help to make a deal with them.

>> No.24121073

>>24120944
Doing what from their houses? Yelling at you? What are they yelling? Why are they yelling? I doubt money will solve this, they’ll probably just want more.

>> No.24121076

>>24121020
4chan attracts loads of mentally ill people

>> No.24121099

>>24120991
There are about 10-15 people and I need one person to call the cops so making a deal is the easiest route.

>> No.24121101

>>>/xsg/

>> No.24121136

>>24120944
Dont negotiate with niggers.

>> No.24121143
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24121143

>>24120944
>>24121020
is this the strokeposter?

>> No.24121172

Risperidone

>> No.24121195

>>24120944
Less makey threads.
More takey meds.

>> No.24121218

>>24121136
The three main groups here are
>white females
>white males
>black males

Negotiating with the dudes will be pointless. I'm negotiating with the girls right now.

>> No.24121219

>>24121059
Go talk with a doctor, bro

>> No.24121256

>>24120944
just take your XRP schizo

>> No.24121273

Alright I guess I’ll help you with this. I can get them to stop but it will be a lot of work on my end. I need $100 usd up front for expenses and $400 more when they stop. I’ll call the police and file a report too but I don’t think that’s necessary and it will cost extra.

>> No.24121282

>>24121219
But if you were the criminal, isn't this post what you would want to see?

>> No.24121360

>>24121273
what's your contact info?

>> No.24121453

>>24121273
How will you get them to stop?

>> No.24121527

>>24121273
I will offer you the $20k if the police bring them in.

>> No.24121810

>>24120944
Load up on a stack of Bonded.Finance, wait a couple of months and move somewhere nicer.

>> No.24121915

I hope this is a larp as funny as it is. I want you to be well.

>> No.24122095

What should my offer be?
>20k
>30k
>50k
>100k

>> No.24122110

>>24121915
its not he posts it on /r9k/ constantly

>> No.24122164

>>24122095
Why do you think giving them an unreasonably large amount of money will change anything?
What would stop them from yelling again in the future to get you to pay them again?

>> No.24122178

>>24122164
My offer is for them to call the cops so they can't yell anymore.

>> No.24122256

>>24122164
no one is yelling at him

>> No.24122352

holy shit this thread is top tier bait

>I'm being yelled at by my neighbors and they're doing it from their houses so no one can find them
>I have to negotiate with them.

How do you negotiate with people YOU CANNOT FUCKING FIND?