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Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:47:53 2020 No.24120944 [Reply] [Original]

I'm being yelled at by my neighbors and they're doing it from their houses so no one can find them. It's constant 24/7 even right now. I called the cops and I asked reddit's private detective subreddit, no one believes me, so I have to negotiate with them. This is /biz/ and you're good with money and psychology. How much should I offer them to stop? How much should I be making per year for them to stop? Is $85k/yr good? I have offered all my savings, $20k and they ignored it. I have offered $30-50k, and they still ignored the offers. My brother makes $85k and they still won't stop yelling. They're all on welfare.

Jannies don't take this post down, it's an emergency.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:48:59 2020 No.24120973 >>24120944 Hi David. take meds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:49:08 2020 No.24120980 >>24120944 >Brown id Move.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:49:25 2020 No.24120991 >>24120944 Tf are you talking about? How about you keep your money and tell your neighbors to suck a dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:50:14 2020 No.24121014 >>24120973 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:50:23 2020 No.24121020 >>24120944 holy shit haha he does this in every board?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:50:57 2020 No.24121035 >>24120973 How much should I offer them to stop? I offered all my money, $20k already and they ignored it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:51:58 2020 No.24121059 >>24121020 No, just /r9k/ and this is the first time I posted on /biz/ about it. I need help to make a deal with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:52:29 2020 No.24121073 >>24120944 Doing what from their houses? Yelling at you? What are they yelling? Why are they yelling? I doubt money will solve this, they’ll probably just want more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:52:35 2020 No.24121076 >>24121020 4chan attracts loads of mentally ill people

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:53:43 2020 No.24121099 >>24120991 There are about 10-15 people and I need one person to call the cops so making a deal is the easiest route.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:53:54 2020 No.24121101 >>>/xsg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:55:18 2020 No.24121136 >>24120944 Dont negotiate with niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:55:27 2020 No.24121143 File: 7 KB, 170x296, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24120944 >>24121020 is this the strokeposter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:56:29 2020 No.24121172 Risperidone

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:57:27 2020 No.24121195 >>24120944 Less makey threads. More takey meds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:58:19 2020 No.24121218 >>24121136 The three main groups here are >white females >white males >black males Negotiating with the dudes will be pointless. I'm negotiating with the girls right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:58:25 2020 No.24121219 >>24121059 Go talk with a doctor, bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:59:38 2020 No.24121256 >>24120944 just take your XRP schizo

Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:00:11 2020 No.24121273

Alright I guess I’ll help you with this. I can get them to stop but it will be a lot of work on my end. I need $100 usd up front for expenses and $400 more when they stop. I’ll call the police and file a report too but I don’t think that’s necessary and it will cost extra.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:00:38 2020 No.24121282 >>24121219 But if you were the criminal, isn't this post what you would want to see?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:03:30 2020 No.24121360 >>24121273 what's your contact info?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:06:38 2020 No.24121453 >>24121273 How will you get them to stop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:09:21 2020 No.24121527 >>24121273 I will offer you the $20k if the police bring them in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:19:09 2020 No.24121810 >>24120944 Load up on a stack of Bonded.Finance, wait a couple of months and move somewhere nicer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:22:22 2020 No.24121915 I hope this is a larp as funny as it is. I want you to be well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:28:38 2020 No.24122095 What should my offer be? >20k >30k >50k >100k

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:29:03 2020 No.24122110 >>24121915 its not he posts it on /r9k/ constantly

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:30:50 2020 No.24122164 >>24122095 Why do you think giving them an unreasonably large amount of money will change anything? What would stop them from yelling again in the future to get you to pay them again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:31:41 2020 No.24122178 >>24122164 My offer is for them to call the cops so they can't yell anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:33:55 2020 No.24122256 >>24122164 no one is yelling at him

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 14:37:31 2020 No.24122352 holy shit this thread is top tier bait >I'm being yelled at by my neighbors and they're doing it from their houses so no one can find them >I have to negotiate with them. How do you negotiate with people YOU CANNOT FUCKING FIND?

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