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24104948

Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:22:04 2020 No.24104948 [Reply] [Original]

my coworkers keep saying im secretly a serial killer how do i profit off this

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:22:43 2020 No.24104958 >>24104948 ask them if they have anyone that needs to be taken care of

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:25:54 2020 No.24105012 >>24104948 >Find female coworker >Make her come to your house >Bring her bowl of eggs >Make her eat all the eggs >Profit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:30:26 2020 No.24105101 >>24104948 TAKE THE MEDICINE TAKE THE MEDICINE TAKE THE MEDICINE

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:31:34 2020 No.24105117 >>24104948 Hodl foreskins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:31:43 2020 No.24105119 >>24104948 sounds likes shes asking for it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:32:05 2020 No.24105122 >>24104948 Report them to HR

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:33:23 2020 No.24105141 >>24104948 Extort them

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:34:40 2020 No.24105160 Your alibi is that they plotted to set you up as a serial killer and you killed them in self defense

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 00:47:42 2020 No.24105361 kill them