/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24099728]

Are dogs literally the best investment?

>programmed at the genetic level to love and serve you unconditionally
>gets you out of the house, forces you to get exercise and socialize
>built-in security system, scares off intruders and will protect you with their life in a confrontation
>just having a dog exist in the same space as you is proven to decrease cortisol levels and reduce your heart disease risk
>dogs are the perfect wingmen, helping you get numbers and slay pussy
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs
>training a dog teaches both of you the value of discipline, habit and perseverance
>food, vet and supply costs force you to learn financial literacy and develop a budget
>if you still fuck up financially you can always eat its meat to cut your losses
>similar emotional reward to raising children, but at a fraction of the cost and effort, plus no risk of estrangement later in life
>when they die, you can grieve appropriately for a few days and then go out and buy a replacement so the ride never ends

Trying to think of negatives and can't think of any. I would argue at this performance/price ratio that adopting a dog is a better investment than even a 5000 Link stack. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.24099859]

dog not really great yield unless you actually have shit to do like getting your shot squirrels and ducks
Goat or sheep or chicken or bees though all give great yield

[Anonymous No.24099917]

Dogs are too over-the-top for me. They are aggressively friendly and I just want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.24100056]

I want a dog but also a kitty they’re both nice

[Anonymous No.24100069]

Actually i will mention if you milk your dog that can improve the yield

[Anonymous No.24100070]

>>24099728
>a dog is a better investment than even a 5000 Link stack
Just get a shelter dog and also get Link. You’ll be rich and have a loyal companion who doesn’t care about the money.

[Anonymous No.24100079]

[Anonymous No.24100093]

>>24099859
>dog not really great yield
Did you read literally anything OP said?

[Anonymous No.24100132]

If anyone FUDs dogs ITT then we know Chang really is lurking here

[Anonymous No.24100135]

>>24099728
>built-in security system, scares off intruders
this is the only useful part, other than that dogs are just a waste of money that are only slightly better than cats

[Anonymous No.24100174]

>>24099728
Dogs are fucking based

[Anonymous No.24100181]

>>24099728
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs
Are you Canadian?

[Anonymous No.24100193]

>>24100135
there are types of dogs: scent hounds, protectors, rat hunting terriers, herd dogs etc. Each has that specific yield its helpful for but it requires the person having an interest in needing a dog for said hobby which op clearly doesn't

[Anonymous No.24100216]

OP is 16yo.

[Anonymous No.24100611]

>>24100181
He's objectively right you know

[Anonymous No.24100694]

do dog owners really follow behind their dog and pick up its shit?

[Anonymous No.24101493]

>>24100611
>>24099728
You yt people know there are a ton of diseases bitches get from fucking dogs, right?

[Anonymous No.24101641]

>>24101493
very few actually. Definitely a lower risk of an std than sex with an average human. Plus no pregnancy risk.

[Anonymous No.24101847]

>>24099728
It's a shit producer and you'll have to deal with it. The dog replacing children actually mean that it lower your chances to pass on your genes

[Anonymous No.24102010]

>>24099728

>tear up personal property
>constant vet trips and pet food
>fucking hair everywhere
>Walk around it's entire life and pick up it's shit like some servant
>OP isn't joking about fucking dogs

[Anonymous No.24102074]

>>24102010
>produces fertizilzer
>yields milk
>yields fur which can be used as insulator
>meat
>specialized tasks
Can't ignore the yield but for normies yea not a good idea mostly

[Anonymous No.24102137]

>>24102074

are we talking about a dog farm here?

[Anonymous No.24102144]

cost of a dog is 45,000 USD over its lifetime for burgers. No joke, its a big time reason why so many poor burgers. A cat is like $14,000. either way you're a loser at the end of a leash picking up shit, seriously

[Anonymous No.24102167]

Also you can often get dogs for free

[Anonymous No.24102172]

>>24099917
DOG haters get the LAKE

[Anonymous No.24102175]

>>24102137
If you pick up dog shit and put it in your personal garden thats fertilizer. Same for each point, scale doesnt matter. Stuff your personal pillow or coat with fur after you shave your dog thats insulation. Etc

[Anonymous No.24102182]

>>24102167
This is the proposition that traps so many suckers.

>Its free!

[Anonymous No.24102192]

>>24102010
DOG haters get the LAKE

[Anonymous No.24102193]

>>24102010
>Walk around it's entire life and pick up it's shit like some servant
>>24100694
>do dog owners really follow behind their dog and pick up its shit?
Do cityfaggots really?

[Anonymous No.24102214]

>>24102175
>If you pick up dog shit and put it in your personal garden thats fertilizer.

Nigga thats salmonella bacteria

[Anonymous No.24102216]

>>24102175

>walking around in a dog hair coat

[Anonymous No.24102239]

>>24099728

[Anonymous No.24102248]

>>24102214
Plants dont absorb viruses bro. Obviously dont get the shit on the plants.
>>24102216
Yes.

[Anonymous No.24102292]

>>24102248
Gentle reminder that you're a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.24102325]

>>24102292
I dont see why making money of animals angers you. I didnt even mention the best way which is breeding.

[Anonymous No.24102341]

Plebes have pets... its how they cope. I don't pretend to understand them.

[Anonymous No.24102339]

>>24102292
Actually the absolute best way is probably dog fighting to tell the truth, that one im against

[Anonymous No.24102359]

>>24099728
that fuckers gonna come in real handy during the collapse. anyone without a loyal pooch is gonna get rekt.

[Anonymous No.24102385]

>>24099728
Dogs aren't an investment, they're family.

Does this dog hold DMG tho?

[Anonymous No.24102401]

>>24100694
i don't lmao. fuck my apartments, they keep raising rent so i make them pick up my dog's shit for me

[Anonymous No.24102402]

>>24102144
>cost of a dog is 45,000 USD over its lifetime for burgers
Small to medium-sized dogs
Estimated life span: 14 years
First year: $740 to $1,325
Estimated annual costs thereafter: $500 to $875
Total cost over a dog’s lifetime is about $7,240 to $12,700
.Large to giant-sized dogs
Estimated life span: 8 years
First year: $1020 to $1,825
Estimated annual costs thereafter: $690 to $875
Total estimated lifetime cost: $5,850 to $7,950

[Anonymous No.24102717]

>>24102325

are you chinese?

[Anonymous No.24102736]

>>24102717
Do you have down syndrome

[Anonymous No.24103301]

My dog is a bro, like having him around. When he dies I want to get one of those hairless cats though, the more wrinkly the better.

[Anonymous No.24104475]

>>24102239
yo fuck that cocksucker

[Anonymous No.24104502]

>>24099728
Kill yourself you degenerate

[Anonymous No.24104513]

>>24099728
>when they die, you can grieve appropriately for a few days and then go out and buy a replacement so the ride never ends
Or you become too emotionally invested in one and see it in every dog you next get. I just want my old pup back anons. The best dog i ever had or will have.

[Anonymous No.24104620]

>>24100611
>>24101641
you too

[Anonymous No.24104650]

Fellas, looked through duckdao.io, the first crypto incubator with a big variety of connected platforms? What can you say about it?
Is it a good solution to take part in DuckDAO Hunter Season?

[Anonymous No.24104702]

Dogs are God’s gift to man.
No lie anon.

[Anonymous No.24104707]

>>24099728
>or you can just fuck your dog
>you can always eat its meat to cut your losses

[Anonymous No.24104772]

>>24099728

Dogs smell like shit
You have to touch their poop when you walk them
They shed fur
Always getting in your face and covering you with their saliva
Did I mention they smell horrible?

I don’t dislike dogs but never want to live with one

[Anonymous No.24104816]

>>24099728
My dog once saved me from putting thousands of dollars into a shitcoin that dumped to 0 and never recovered like 3 days after I was planning on investing. He had an $800 vet bill because he had a fairly severe illness and it put enough of a dent in my wallet that I decided I couldn't risk throwing any money at shitcoins for a while. Fucker cost $800 but ultimately saved me about $3000

[Anonymous No.24104889]

>>24104620
You're a retard

[Anonymous No.24104914]

>>24104889
You molest animals stfu

[Anonymous No.24105006]

>>24099728
Damn that list got degenerate real quick.

[Anonymous No.24105029]

>>24099728
op obviously has never owned a husky.

[Anonymous No.24105052]

>>24100056

[Anonymous No.24105428]

>>24102402
this is assuming no medical issues, which all dogs start having as they get older like us :(

[Anonymous No.24105486]

>>24099728
I was with you for a while there, and then I wasn't no more

[Anonymous No.24105749]

>>24102325
this is nigger behaviour. these things are what niggers do.

you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.24105798]

>>24105749
Youre a cunt nazi. Maybe dont talk if your brain is too stupid to think for yourself. Producing yield from domesticated animals is the only reason to own an animal. ARE YOU PETA BRO? DO YOU EAT MEAT AND DRINK MILK YOU DUMB FUCK? Doing shit yourself doesnt make it worse. You can produce yield from animals, its not abuse

[Anonymous No.24106295]

>>24099917
Just get a chill dog breed that wants to hang out and give companionship.
Found a Lab mutt in the woods a few years ago after never being a dog person, she's the chillest dog ever and is happy just being in the same room as me.
Gets my ass out of the house and enjoying the beauty of nature way more often as that's the only thing she demands

[Anonymous No.24106314]

>>24100056
You can get both. Get a chill dog (age doesn't matter), and raise the cat from a kitten around the dog so they're used to it. My rescue dog and my cat get along great, even though the cat is a dick

[Anonymous No.24106332]

>>24105428
You ever see Old Yeller?

[Anonymous No.24106339]

i want a rottweiler

[Anonymous No.24106658]

>>24099728
>Wasting your heard earned money taking care of some stupid animal
/biz/ really fell off over the years.