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>he lives in constant fear he'll get caught working from home, doing absolutely nothing

>> No.24083240

>>24083216
eh im not a wagefag but sounds worth the $200 a day to me

>> No.24083261

fear? no

guilt? yeah a little (because I am not an autist sperg robot)

>> No.24083270

>>24083216
true, but i just need to not get fired for the next year or so. then i retire off my 12k LINK

>> No.24083882

wagies BTFO. That whole WFH thread is some serious wagie cope

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a) I have never worked less in my life
b) My performance rating actually went UP.
c) pic related

>> No.24084055

>>24083216
ITT coping NEETS. Feels so comfy getting paid to absolutely do nothing and HR doesn't give a damn because they all do nothing too. Lmao.

>> No.24084103

>>24083216
>fear
I kind of hope I get fired at this point desu. I’ll get 2 weeks for every year severance, huge pto payout, and my student loans would be forgiven. Sounds like a good as deal especially because I’ll be free from wageslaving Jan 1st 2022.

Couldn’t be comfier boys.

>> No.24084102

>>24083216
Serious question: for those that don't absolutely hate their jobs/bosses, do you feel any guilt? Being on biz all day, analyzing charts, reading shitcoin whitepapers, does it make you feel bad at all? ngl I feel a little bad every time I do it.

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>>24083216
>i-is he me?

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>>24083216
Heh heh, yeah I'm WFH doing nothing, except
>being sure to answer any emails from mr shekelburg
>monitoring my instant messenger in case one of my 9 bosses needs something
>making sure to move my mouse around so I don't appear offline or away
>hopping on the call at noon so we can keep track of our northstar and avoid boiling the ocean
>avoiding doing anything that I can't drop at any moments notice
>staying online until 9pm because "im not doing anything anyway"
Keep coping wagies...

>> No.24084218

>>24083940
>he has a wagie rating

dont post this ugly fucking man child retard ever again

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Can anyone name a good staking system?

Looked trough DMX token pn Probit, testcheck this platform: dymmax.com
What do you think about it? There is a staking model and extra liquidity for tokens with the new smart-contract model.

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>>24084102
Don't feel bad at all about it anon. In corporate life, in office, your bosses do the same. They fought vs working from home because then people would realize how little is actually required. Been working from home since before covid after I had that realization and never looked back. I get my stuff done on my time.

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>>24083216
>he lives in constant fear he'll get caught working from home, doing absolutely nothing
>OP cannot understand i'm not doing anything since march and i'm trying to get fired so i can collect 2 paid months + unemployment

>> No.24084300

>>24083216
I used to hate being dragged to meetings where I would mostly just sit and listen. Now I love them because I just play vidya and jerk off

>> No.24084394

>>24083940
>a) I have never worked less in my life
>b) My performance rating actually went UP.
this is also me

>> No.24084938 [DELETED] 

>>24083882
Trade cope

>> No.24084962

>>24084102
Nah I don't give a fuck. If I perform great I'm not rewarded so why even try. I do the absolute bare minimum

>> No.24085005

>>24083261
Yep

>> No.24085022

>>24083216
hey shitposting on the internet is hard work.

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>>24083216
kek. This is me, all day every day.

Also whenever I go to take a shit, I get a work related phone call that second I start shitting. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. It's not comfy at all bros. I just want to drink coffee and shitpost on /biz/ but work-from-home hovers over me like a haunting spectre.

>> No.24085092

>>24084102
No, I fuck around most of the work day and I'm still the best worker in my dept. and potentially getting bumped up to management soon where I will double my salary and do even less.

.t Gov't subcontractor

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>doing nothing
>boss starts typing
>boss stops typing

>> No.24085604

>>24085148
Fucking kek