/biz/ - Business & Finance

1st for my wife Mio

Newfags go back to smallstreet

Palantir up another 6% today

DraftKANG represent

Soon

I just got another job rejection from some HR lady despite having a super good interview. Feels fuckin bad.

How are you all doin?

remember when the market was bad and the thread was good

there is a direct correlation between VIX and OC production

MPLN $8 EOW

thanks to that one anon who shilled it

Tqqq
Soxl
Gme
Opti
Pltr
Wkhs
Cash
Selling options

AND SIGN THEM WITH MY NUTS

I need to consolidate. Most of my stocks I only have like 50 shares in or so.

>>24064983
>there is a direct correlation between VIX and OC production
Best biz memes came from BTC and Link dumping from 20k.

>wait for literally any ipo
>Buy calls
>wait for mass FOMO RH ZOOmer buy ins
>???
>Profit

Shill me safe bet divies that might see some growth as a bonus for 2021

>>24065027
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
SELL SELL SELL SELL

Sold PLTR

>>24065051
prove it, buddy

>>24064976
I never even get interviews

shitty

>>24065040
Raytheon / LMT
>bear case: it crabs for the entirety of 2021 and pays safe divvies
>bull case: war with China
Yield is meh though

>>24064820
Not only that but with companies being forced to go green, fleets ofutility vehicles will have to be upgraded. WKHS is the only competitor that I can think and their trucks are on a different league. AYRO could get a piece from commercial AND enterprise sales. Again, either all EV companies are way overvalued or AYRO is undervalued. I'm buying a few shares tomorrow to summon the bogs and buy more when it retraces

>>24065040
Jannies seething.

So i restructured my portfolio. I took out my profits from my winning cannastocks and space stocks. Then went more aggressive on these stocks. Hoping my experience transfers over to others.

>>24064884
>no longer any nhentai links in the op
What went so wrong? Did the anti-anime fags get to this place?

>>24065083
Will buy in next dip

>>24065095
>either all EV companies are way overvalued
This anon has discovered the lie underpinning the entire market

>>24064983
bear markets are peak /biz/ times

Next stop $300 BABAchads. Hope everyone loaded today

>stocks only go up over time
>just hold if it dips
So, how exactly do so many people lose money in the market?

>>24065148
>wet tissue hands

Bros i want to drop 2k into nio for a long hold? Is 2k too little at its current price point? I was also thinking of plug power

>>24065145
I hoped on the Chang Wang Gang and bought 30 shares.

>>24064884
I LITERALLY HATE MY LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24065007
big time meems

>>24065148
It's not just about making or losing money. You need to make enough money to retire. So they panic or take too many risks.

>>24065007
you forgot CRSR

just about ready to all in, getting real livid that i dont go all in on personal solid choices only to get justed out of tens of thousands of dollars in gains because im too scared.

someone talk me out of this! im running out of picks and am ready to toss it all on a hidden gem that doesnt get the same meme tier hype that ev's do. but it can easily blast to double the price if certain events take place. would put me around mid 6 figures if i do this. but high risk.

talk me out of it anons im not acting rational AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24065148
selling dips out of fear

I made $300 off BCLI today, they were way oversold.

>>24065108
It worn out it's welcome when the tags posted no longer had puns in it. Also, the rkg larper kept posting guro.

>up on pitiful volume
Why doesn't the line go down?

the fuck is going on after hours. why we doomping to the center of the earth

>>24064976
unemployed for many months now rarely get called for an interview

Anybody else see the crazy 10 year yield spike down into close...?
Dow futures red.. S&P futures just turned red.. NQ trending down.. oil down..
Looking like it's gonna be an ugly Friday

>>24065145
loading right after markets open

>>24065126
It's a sad realization desu but why not profit from this clown reality we're bound to experience?

>>24065214
also buying falling knives and selling winners early

>>24065234
Sorry anon. Line only go up.

>>24065108
>anti-anime fags
are you retarded

>>24065219
oof this is the autist that freaks out if you add books to the OP

>>24065148
buy high, sell low
biz's motto, isn't it?

>>24065148
>So, how exactly do so many people lose money in the market?
They have doubts and panic. Especially as their profits increase. Also, renowned and successful companies went bust at various times, especially only a few years ago in 2008. But the prevalence of ETFs wasnt as much as it is now. Not sure what happens to SPY or QQQ if Apple goes bankrupt, but doubt it goes to 0.

>>24065212
i should mention that itll only push me that high cause its options, hundreds if not in the thousands in percentage gains

>>24065219
Stress relief is important to trading, though.

>>24065244
How does SPY opening at 358 sound?

>>24065095
AYRO might be a good way to make a shit ton of money. hmmmmm

>>24065214
ah yes the 250x GME pattern

nig nog

>>24065085
Believe me its only once in a blue moon I even get an email back from anyone

>>24065241
Damn.. Its fucking rough man. I graduated back in May and its been a lonely ride

Excuse me sirs, when should I buy back a covered call? Pic related
If it is about to get called should I roll it to a higher strike? The break even to get called is $19.40
Should I roll it at 19.39?

>>24065148
Keep trying and failing to catch a pump and instead getting dumped.

>>24065308
when my sell limits trigger at $50 and $100 I'll have the last laugh

>>24065303
shut the fuck and sell everything before you are living on the streets ass hole

>>24065303
Maybe - 25% probability 358, 75% probability 355

>>24064976
I'm 30
I have no employable skills or job history
a fuckin AA in nothing
and I keep losing money on every fucking trade

I'm shit and I don't see it getting any better

>CRSR still climbing after hours

money making machine, 40 dollars tomorrow.

>>24065166
Any opinions? Maybe i should wait to go all in in AIRBNB

>>24065329
pump it

How fucked am I?

Fed Furious After Mnuchin Refuses To Extend Some Bailout Programs

Dropped 1,000 on some NEEpies earlier. All in all a good day

>>24065325
lel im just laughing because i instantly recognize your portfolio

You're all shorting PFE for when the FDA rejects its vaccine tomorrow right? Any time there is a significant amount of coverage on something like this individuals and/or institutions take it as opportunity to validate themselves by keeping the attention on them as long as possible. Nothing goes off without a hitch. Because of this the FDA will say that they don't like the grammar or something on PFE's submission and this will cause the stock to absolutely blow the fuck apart at which point, you need to cover and begin buying.

>>24065293
I know, I was just answering your question.

>>24065280
>being this new
weeks of autists splitting threads to start OP's with trannies instead of anime
this place can be even worse than usual

Anyone buying puts on the smallest S&p oil stocks?
Sandp is about to dump them with new biggos around like TSLA on the horizon

>>24065347
Soon PLTR will be knocking on 40's door..

>>24065293
>tfw you will never be stress relief for two 6" tall amazon goddess stock traders
why even live

oh yeah because Musk promised robot catgirls

>he doesn't own at least 30 index put contracts right now
ngmi

>>24065392
it's one thing for FDA to reject a copycat drug, but covid is as breakthrough as it gets
i dont remember the process pathway, but they can just send it back for amendments or whatever you call it instead of outright rejecting it and forcing them to pay another $300K or whatever for a new application

either way i stay far away from pharmaceuticals even though i have work experience in that field, moneysink of a sector

>Chinese drivers are terrible.
>Almost always wreck their vehicles in a crash.
>NIO, XPEV, LI, etc. will then have to produce more product.
I don't see any foreseeable downside.

>>24065350
Put your cash into something that only rises like CRSR or PLTR and swap to ABNB when it starts. Don't let your cash sleep doing nothing when you have a surefire way to make it grow.

>>24065427
musk will give you nothing
catgirls won't help his bottom line

>>24065346
Invest in AmeriCannaStocks. Never sell on red days. Join in on the OPTI for a couple hundred bucks.

>>24065346
I'm sorry man

>>24065428
j-just uvxy sempai
it's not helping

I GOT 5K STOCK ON SOLO AT $4
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

If you're not all-in PLTR already... just LMFAO at your life

What stocks should I put in a roth IRA account? I was thinking 50/50 boomer stocks/index fund. Sorta tempted to get some Palantir, it's gotten me good returns so far, but I'm not sure if it's something I want to hold for 20-30 years.

>>24065428
God I wish that were me..

>>24065407
no one is crying about anime so i dunno what the fuck you are on

like i bet i can spam anime footfag pics right now and no one would give a shit unlike last time

Chad portfolio:
RR
BABA
TYHT
CVS
RAD
SRAC
SOL

Is now a good time to buy some BTC and ETH to hold

>>24064976
I graduated right into corona too

someday, anon, someday

tomorrow better be 1% up on open or im financially ruined

short

>>24065500
>Buy the peak goyim

>>24065480
>like i bet i can spam anime footfag pics right now
Please stop typing and start posting 2d feet plis

crabby futures better buy boomer stocks

>>24065443
I remember back in the day playing PUBG on an asian server once.. could not believe they are not lvl1 bots or something like that.. easiest win ever. Asian people are retarded somehow on average. But they are so many that it is rumoured they have "asian skills" but in reality it is just a numbers game

>>24065443
fuck is this a YLYL or a gore webm because im going to hell now

Will AIRBNB be overhyped like snow?

>>24065108
What a lucky bastard.

>>24064884
WE ARE NEVER HAVING A RED DAY EVER AGAIN

>>24065280
I remember lots of complaining about anime when I was a regular here, a few months back. Probably hasn't changed. Trannies and re-dditors are a never-ending scourge.

>>24065447
No women will want to live on Mars. So Musk will find a captive market providing alternatives.

>>24065519
nah, im more of a damsel in distress guy

>>24065443
>that one that jumps off the bridge
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>24065556
you were so close to the quints

>>24065519

>>24065559
Anime fags are immature subhuman man children. You are not welcome here go back to your crypto shitposting

>>24064976
On leave from a retail banking job, hoping to get an internship, in the meantime harvesting some tendies with the rest of yall

>>24065562
will the madlad actually give preferential treatment to applications from women when they're flying to Mars? I mean he's going to have to
also imagine the fucking smell on board those starships lmfao

>>24065519
feet

fuck the other anon who used to spam low-quality feet pics though

One piece of bad news sends this whole thing down. You all are aware of that right?

>>24065500
We don't talk shitcoins on /smg/ Holmes.

>SOLO spiked to 10.40 in AH
Luv me retarded looking car

>>24065616
there will be no bad news from now on

>>24065562
>No women will want to live on Mars
>implying they have a choice

Is GME setting up its moon mission?

>>24065519
ok that's it i dont wanna be banned again

very bearish end to the day

this is the top

Got £2400 left to reinvest, where am I spunking it?

>>24065607
Elon will make a hive of robot catgirls based on Grimes' neural pattern and connected to her Neuralink, with full sensory feedback from every catgirl

>>24065595
>proves me right
cope, tranny. /biz/ and /a/ are frens. BTW, tomorrow will be very red.

>>24065632
why would it moon?

Live Pence speech, vaccines begin distributing in December.

>>24065219
What happened to it, anyway? Did it finally go short $ROPE?

>>24065565
>juicy thighs
I'll allow it

>>24065668
we going green huh

>>24065668
fuck yeah
line up tomorrow

>>24065595
Go fuck yourself with a dragon dildo and deepthroat it while you're at it

>>24065244
Mnuchin told the FED to fuck off an hour ago that’s why.

Jerome is seething

The Treasury is ending CARES loan programs in a month and using the funds elsewhere.

>>24065684
Maybe?
Wallstreet boomers think people stop using technology when the virus is gone, so who knows.

>>24065595
lol mad

>>24065668
This bullshit won't officially end by then, now will it

>>24065616
>bad news are bearish

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-55005494

SCAWTLAND FOREVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2bHoTUiMpI

>>24065720
Anon, there is a chance that the bullshit never ends. The Great Reset is coming.

>>24065646
>pounds sterling
on a ticket off of airstrip one

>>24065720
lol no are you ready for the inevitable more lethal second wave mutation the vaccine doesn't protect against?

>>24065637
fucking jannies I swear

>>24065739
>pic
thats not real is it

>>24065739
>This time the kill rate is .1% instead of .05%

>>24065632
i wouldn't get my hopes up until 11/20 passes over

>>24064976
Stuck in university hell called "online education"

>>24065660
Source?

>>24065767
Of course it's real. What kind of world do you think you live in?

>>24065632
I see the short ratio slowly decreasing to a certain point, then everyone immediately covering en masse

>>24065767
the trump tweet is, the fact check isn't

>>24065710
>Marisafag found /smg/

Oh no

>>24065767
Its not real. Twitter didnt start that stupid exclamation until October sometime. Although the intent is true. They probably would have done it had they installed that program.

>>24065745
What do Jannies and Joe Biden have in common?


(See pic)

>>24065667
because there's more shorts than there is actual shares and Cohen has all but directly stated his intention to run a majority board slate in April?

all of those institutional shares will come home to roost

>>24064976
Graduated in 2019 and just recently got job in totally different field making good money and ppl love me
Feels good brehs

>>24065668
they dont actually think anyone is gonna willingly take it do they!?

what did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1329549120013479937?s=20

>>24065745
I got a warning for saying that 'Mammy Kamala should Rosa Park her fat fucking ass on Biden's face to shut him up" during that press conference he had earlier this week that made stocks go down.

>>24065899
Can you imagine the shitstorm if Donny gets to stay? How would the market react

>>24065595
this

best stonks if trump stays?

>>24065899
4 more years

>>24065118
idiot

>>24065899
If Trump had the leadership to pull off a constitutional coup, he wouldn't have lost in the first place.

>>24065895
Isn't that why we invest in palantir?

>>24065899
Checked.
There is a very real chance that Trump stays in office. I'm not even stating a political belief, just be aware that there is a chance.
>muh maga cope
It isn't cope to plan on how to profit or not lose money on small chances.

>>24065916
go all in on lumber stocks

>>24065929
SWBI, RGR, anything space related, ironically probably bad for Palantir

>>24064976
Graduated last summer, haven’t been able to get a job in my field. The only good thing about covid is that my graduate curriculum is easier.

>>24065942
Coup implies illegality. He's the one trying to uphold the constitution in that scenario.

>>24065899
I just want to see it happen for the pure fun that would follow

>>24066009
Me too

>>24065992
If Trump wrangles enough Republicans to throw out the popular vote and reelect him I'd call that a coup despite it being perfectly constitutional, but arguing over definitions isn't super productive or useful

>>24065989
Took me 6 months after graduation to find mine. Good luck anon.

>>24065899
Still don't know which side I'd choose in the upcoming civil war. I hate trannies and the #BLM/Antifa LARPers crowd, but I also hate MAGA maggots and live in a blue state surrounded by spics.

Probably gonna be a game time decision.

>>24066033
>the popular vote
If fraud is proven then the popular vote isn't "thrown", it's validated.

When will RAZFF be moved into the nasdaq? its extremely undervalued.

>>24066033
checked and 33pilled. now you get it.

Just an FYI, Morgan Stanley raised their price target from 360 to 540. In general, Tesla has its entire stock life has traded ++10% Morgan’s fair value estimate. This shit will be $550 by Monday.

>>24065907
>Mammy Kamala should Rosa Park her fat fucking ass on Biden's face to shut him up
lmao

If Trump remains in office, Kek is confirmed real because he is the god of Chaos and this result would produce the maximum amount of chaos.

>>24066057
>one side is full of anti-white, shy commies
>the other is totally cringe, though, so i don't know which one to choose
>being this retarded

Leveraging palladium and cocoa and making it while doing so

>>24066033
Most the swing states or maybe all have 90% republican state legistaltures. Pretty sure they choose the electors also.
I think it’s 50/50, not sure most people think trump can win. Might even be more like 90/10 for Trump. Seems like things will be contested and if so Biden is fucked.
Frumpslawyers havent been doing a bad job proving bad shit has been happening. Eg kebalb county over reported biden by 1000%. One of the most important statistical areas. The math makes it pretty clear illegal activity took place on a massive scale

>>24065505
Good luck fren

>>24066057
Join /k/ and murder all sides with me.

Defi sphere is growing fast but still it`s a problem to run into worthy platform.
Has anyone participated in baseprotocol.org? run into blockchain experts reviews about it, sounds interesting. What do you think?

>>24065975
i feel like gun sales/stocks increase as threat towards 2A increases, would the inverse be true?

>>24066116
>"No bro, you don't understand, they can be cringe some time so I'm going to side with the group that tried to make CHAZ a thing."
Why would you want someone this retarded on our team, anon? He'd just teamkill someone on accident.

>>24065710
In reality, the $$$ being taken back hasn't really done anything..
https://internewscast.com/treasury-seeks-to-extend-some-emergency-fed-programs-but-end-others-including-main-street-facility/
>Through early November, Main Street issued just shy of $4 billion in loans, compared to its $600 billion capacity.
Do you think that in general it is going to make credit markets pause knowing there would be less of a Fed backstop cushion?
Could be bullish having those funds be spent by the Treasury

ROBLOX FILING FOR IPO
>ROBLOX FILING FOR IPO
ITS HAPPENING

Somebody shilled blci and i bought it without thinking.

Im up 5% but i have no idea why..can somebody give me a QRD on these guys tia

>>24065975
The only way Palantir crashes is if world peace is reached. It works in any scenario otherwise

>>24066164
Did they announce a date though?

>>24066148

>Post yfw Trump takes office and the market fucking rallies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o

>>24066172
BCLI

>>24066174
which of these two men do you think is better for palantir
>the guy who cosponsored the Patriot act
>the guy who vetoed renewing the Patriot act

>>24066164
That has to be the most boring stock ever desu

>>24066116
>>24066160
Let me know whichever side you choose so I can join the other side and kill you first. in minecraft

>>24066164
Time to pull out all my money

>>24066164
wow what a surprise, who saw that coming?

>>24066147
Based fellow /k/ommando

>>24066193

>>24065899
Trump futures give him a 20% chance but they haven't been very accurate last time.

>>24066164

>>24066199
Checked
One is better, but PLTR will be fine either way. This isn’t Biden’s NAK. EVs will tank.

ALL in ROBLOX

Get in while you still can, boyos.

>>24065616
>down

>>24066164
>ROBLOX FILING FOR IPO
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1315098/000119312520298230/d87104ds1.htm#rom87104_10

what the fuck they are losing money every year

reconsidering this investment

ROBLOX IPO FILING:
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1315098/000119312520298230/d87104ds1.htm
A must read if you plan on buying

>>24066270
>>24066277
kek

>>24064976
Got interviewed for a pretty nice internship, went pretty well. Got called recently that I had to resubmit my application because they had done a mistake in the position opening.

>>24066199
>Or the guy that used Palantir for Homeland security to keep Mexicans out
>or the guy that kept track of all protesters with drones during chimp outs


Palantir always wins

>>24066277
this will moon just on memes tbqh

https://www.wsj.com/articles/mnuchin-declines-to-extend-to-several-fed-emergency-lending-programs-11605821608

>>24066270
>2020 net loss

makes sense as to why theyre filing for ipo, sinking ship.

I thought the heyday of Robolox memes was like 2 years ago now. Hasn't the apex of it's popularity already passed?

>>24066336
lots of things have multiple peaks
snapchat peaked then came back from the dead

>>24066277
>dubs
thanks

>>24066248

I'll unironically throw $100 at BOTY desu

They just want to make anime real.

>>24065464
>He didn't buy at $2.50
Poor guy. Love me cuck-mobile tho

>solo

>>24065595
SMG has always been a anime board anon, I'm not even into that much. New fags, your the 4 fig faggot after all.

>>24066270
>>24066277
>revenue and users doubled/tripled
>still operates at a loss
lmfao holy shit. I have been planning to back up the truck for Roblox but this shit is just hilarious.

Anyone else getting bad feelings from the Roblox IPO filling? I was going to meme buy it, but now I'm not too sure.
Then again, this is a market where PTON is trading at 900x, so idiot investors will probably their money at anything with a computer screen involved.

>>24066328
I don't know how big of a deal this really is
The Main Street program had $600 billion lending capacity and they only made $4 billion in loans
Will it be enough to shake debt markets?

buy Soltec

>>24066409
>>24066248
>not listed on my broker
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24064937
reporting in with five (5!) whole shares
planning to retire by the end of the year at this rate

bow do i get this job? seriously i "need" years of experience to report common knowledge that is super easy to find to the point they all likely copy and paste from one person? its literally notjin new being reported. this is already known info.

just a reminder that roblox is more popular than ever lol

>>24066248
>>24066409
1000 shares = 7 bucks
Well....
I'm in it for one reason and one reason only

>>24066409
Thanks for doing your part to support single moms, anon.

>>24066460
Yeah it'll have a meme pump but probably dumps at IPO before it does. I was going to buy a lot and probably still will after the initial dump and get out when volume starts pumping.

>>24066507
You were probably born into the wrong religion to make it in the world of financial "journalism".

>>24066511
Yes, the filings make that clear. They've also doubled their losses.

what date does roblox go on the exchanges? Tomorrow? TBC?

should I buy BOTY?

>>24066452
It will be powered entirely by meme energy. Financials mean nothing, this is a clown market after all. I'm all in.

do not buy BOTY you fucking retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_5gI-xq5Pc

>>24066550
well one factor has to win out over the other doesn't it

>>24066561
...Could we pump that rump?

>>24065919
Maybe you should suck that dragon dildo he fucks himself with

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24066578
I audibly keked watching this. This is some low quality shit

>turns out Roblox doesn't make any fucking money
zoomers and their shitty little game btfo'd eternally

>>24066507
when is airbnb's ipo

even the literal pajeet ETF is at ATH's

>be german
>my broker has BOTY
>doesn't have QQQ

>>24066634
Who's your broker?

>blood green futes

LETS GOOOOO

>>24066507
first of all, the "reuters" there tells me it's a wire story, so yes literally all the financial sites will just run the story that reuters gives them

usually if it's not a wire story it's written by bots, and you aren't a bot

>>24066650
Hitler

>>24066665

dam roblox turning out to be a bust

guess i'm saving it all fort airbnb

The market is not impressed. Tomorrow will be blood red, bearbros.

>>24066634
Just use LYX00F or something else tracking nasdaq 100

>>24066578
Fuck you're selling it to me and I can't even buy it.
You're deluding yourself if you think this isn't a blooming business. It's basically soft porn, anything that involves lightly clothed women is a money printer, they even put twerk in there for the niggers.

>>24066578
I have unironically seen better production quality in the women's fighting genre on pornhub

>>24066634
you probably have a separate ETF ticker that literally just holds QQQ (and they will have the gall to charge you an expense ratio on top of QQQ already accounting for it in its price)

Can any Apple M1 Chads confirm whether the iOS Robinhood app works on the new Apple Silicon Macbook?

We have tripled topped. Its time to come down

How exactly does roblox make money other than micro transactions?

>>24066731
>>24066707
CHEAPIES!

>>24066730
you know that robinhood has a desktop browser site, right?

>>24064976
I make $30 an hour but they're forcing me to flex to work sunday to thursday.

Wtf did futes get halted?

>>24066739

it doesnt and its not even profitable.

>>24066711
theres a reason its trading at .0001 cent per share bro

>Roblox will launch with a terrible initial buy in
>It will be entirely run by meme energy
>SMG will produce enough Roblox memes to spread over the internet to investors everywhere
>Roblox moons 50%, everyone abandons ship and leaves the bagholders behind
>SMG is the Jew now

>>24066763
I know, I jist like trading options on the app better. Besides I need a good excuse to consoom the new Macbook Pro

FUCK

>>24066780
Yes, that reason is to make me rage I can't get into it because of my shit broker.

>>24066471
>>24066516
>>24066519

Holy shit. $100 is 1/2 a million shares lmaooooo

also stop mentioning company in pic related, your all gonna ramp up the price and make it high risk low reward

>>24066795
>consoom macbook
>buy a perfectly serviceable thinkpad for $100 and spend the rest on Gamestop stock
make better financial decisions anon

>>24066806
Well that's the top fellas time to sell

>>24066164
>>24066270
PLTR loses money every year too and that stock is a moon mission. RBLX will be the next /biz/ meme stock that pumps 100%+. you heard it here first folks

>>24066806

its over

>>24066806
finna buy 20k gme tomorrow
always take financial advice from ASMR thots

>>24066806
Imagine not selling all your GME for PLTR already

>>24066806
This is great and terrible at the same time. Stockthots almost always mark a local top, but the float on Gamestop is so thin that some gamer girl bathwater saleswoman might just start the squeeze

>>24066806
kek

>>24066806
Holy fuck that is the worst DD I've ever seen, that has nothing to do with the GME play.

ABANDON SHIP. I REPEAT, ABANDON SHIP.

>>24066806
>research
>console comes out, line goes up
>line not up yet

Quality DD here, what could go wrong?

>>24066811
lol imagine it become a succesful company and goes to $4 per share. how rich would you be if no reverse split occured?

>>24066838

what potential does rblx have that will outshine pltr?

>>24066851
>selling GME at market caps under a billion
It's not even at fair value under Sherman much less Cohen

>>24066806
She's going to hold 'em bags for a looooooooooong time.

>>24066806
>more simpler

>>24066811
I think the market cap is <500k, a handful of people could probably buy them out.
>>24066806
Throw her into the lingerie fighting pits immediately.

>>24066936
kek

>>24066838
PLTR has a bright future plan ahead of it, though, our dystopian Biden future where we're all being monitored to make sure we don't say nigger and pee pee poo poo.
Roblox is probably already at the cruising stage, considering it's being taken public at such a late stage.
Strong suspicion the owners want to dump bags on us.

Whats gonna moon first NIO or SBE?

I WILL NOW BUY YOUR STOCKMARKET

hehehehe even my therapist running out for reasons to hope
hahaha what the fuck am I going to do ahahahahaha

Have the people freaking out about the GME thot actually looked at the bid-ask spread? There's no fucking free float at all. Any interest, even from ethots, will pump the stock.

>>24066979
yeah okay and that is who you want to sell to
its time to exit

You guys know there is gonna be an anon that goes all in on Roblox and loses everything.
Then he'll be known as the guy who lost everything to Roblox.
Pretty big oof.

AYO burger friends, what is the news about the FED? Are they switching the printer off?

>>24066965
>being such a blackpilled doomer that you drive your therapist to depression
honestly based

>>24066950
I'm shilling this on several tranny discords and r*ddit over the next couple of weeks btw (jk tho sec)

I just figured I would give /smg/ first dips to buy when it's still trading at 0.0001/share kek

>>24066889
those are men btw

>>24066997
can't fucking wait

>>24066806
She's your average GME bag holder desu

>stocks start to drop
>”we have a vaccine!!!!”
>stocks recover
>”new lockdowns!!!!”
>repeat indefinitely
Is this the new market?

>>24066997
roblaggie

>>24066997
*OOOF*

>>24067017
Holding onto it just like her hopes of her baby daddy coming back

>>24066996
no, I want to sell to Cohen in a buyout or desperate shorts when a majority board slate vote forces share recalls

ethots are just marginal buyers on the way up

>>24066838
Roblox shilling is super gay desu

Reminds me of GNUS bag holders. Same concept but with e- Legos

Where do you guys go for trading advice/stock suggestions? I'm wondering if Matt Maley's stock picking newsletter from Benzinga is worth the price for someone who knows fuck all about reading the market.

>>24067066
/smg/

>>24066997

Are you guys talking about this Roblox?
How do they even earn money

>>24064976
welcome to Bidens America

>>24067066
/smg/ and my gut instinct

>>24067005
hey i mean it doesn't matter who's competing
let whoever take it, trannies would probably throw money in if they get accepted

>>24066999
see
>>24066162
The fund was established during March in case businesses with less than 15K employees needed emergency $$$ - but it lent out $4 billion of the $600 billion available
I don't know how big of a deal it really is - it doesn't imply that the Fed will stop printing / QE whatsoever; the only thing I'm getting from it is that they intend to use it for stimulus (probably)
It's possible debt market gets spooked (look at how people piled into 10 year bond after the news broke) we'll see

>>24066954
guacamole nigga penis

>>24067076
what other Roblox would we be talking about

>>24067000
d i g i t s

Roblox survives purely off meme energy.
Meme energy is their warpstone.
I will invest $100 in it for the lols, but there is no fucken way Roblox moons.

Kek, a merry christmas is coming to everyone, He is launching Wonder Woman 1984 to HBO max and on the big screen come christmas day. They're following Disney's playbook. Coupled with the new availability on Amazon devices HBO max will get a kick in the ass. Also that dude who wrote Ready Player One (damn good book and film btw) is releasing a chapter 2 this november. Know what than means? The film version won't be far behind. (The first film's cast has been contracted for any followups to boot)

>>24067005
I CANT BUY IT FUCK

Am I good with investing

You know, the WSB crowd are probably going to buy Roblox no matter what, because they're redditors who use it to groom eight year olds and will buy on a kneejerk emotional reaction.
Wonder if we can use this to our advantage to get them to buy our bags.

>>24067066
just read /smg/ everyday instead!

>>24066811
just bought 100 shares lmao

Why is smg investing in a 14 year old Underwear Tournament company trading at .00001?

>>24066997
You can't lose on something that will only go up.

>>24067112
yes, teach me your ways

>>24067076
they don't they lose money
a lot of fucking money, see >>24066270 >>24066277

All the good regulars are dead except for T-baby
god help us

What state should I drive to if I need to meet a desperate qt shut in neet gf to anime with?

>>24067115
Someone do some faux TA and post there.

>>24067115
i'd rather save my money for airbnb

i cannot justify putting money in roblox when gaming fads come and go just like that. Airbnb actually has an outlook past 3 years.. probably, depending on whether they get cucked by new govt regulations or not

>>24067096
Dunno i thought there might be a hightech robotics company or smth
Is this roblox shilling a joke?
Is there any good reason why you would buy roblox?
This seems like a reddit raid or a bad meme

>>24067151
Japan

>>24067151
they don't exist tinder gave them easy access to the cock carousel

>>24067168

millions of parents who have seen their children stuck at home all day for a year are aware of Roblox now

it could potentially pump on this fact alone

>>24067168
Its obviously a meme, have some humor anon. Roblox memes will be hilarious, imagine if it actually moons or totally dumps. It will be legendary.

>>24067168
bad meme now that we've learned what their financials actually look like today

>>24067140
The only way is upwards. Otherwise it would already be delisted wouldnt it?

SHE JUST INSULTED EMPEROR AURELION
GME IS DOOMED, THATS BAD JUJU

>>24067216
its literally delisted man

>>24067118
Not buying the top, desu

I got a limit buy at $0.0001 for 1 million shares.

Soon, bros. Soon

>>24066889
I wonder if they would consider pivoting to Cosplay Fighting...

>>24067225
>get btfo on Stocktwits by an ASMR thot
>crosspost here for pity
/ourgirl/

>>24065975
Fusion Centers, "law and order", tensions rise with China. Still bullish for PLTR.

>>24067191
this
see >>24066511
when the lockdowns started, you can literally see the uptick in interest in roblox searches
if you look at country-specific data it is much more pronounced because the school closures are more consistent

>>24067225
Aqua Blade

c r i n g e, i saw you trying to mention smg in the RK stream. stop drawing attention to yourself
so c r i n g e

>>24067226
It's on pink sheets because it's a shit tier company but it's got meme potential
>>24067225
top jej

>>24067248
HOLD UP THIS IS A MARKET AND I'M ABOUT TO SEND THEM A LONGLY WORDED SUGGESTION

>>24067195
true :')

I haven't been here in a while. Did that SNSS faggot off himself yet?

Well on the bright side Boty, hell its only 0.01. You can't go much lower than that. It hits 0.02 and you double your money.

>>24067225
lol you got BTFO'd by a fucking normie, don't be cringe dude

>>24067335
it's not going to

better off buying a lotto scratch ticket

>>24067248
Become shareholder and suggest it.

At some point /smg/ will convince enough people to buy shares in some defunct bullshit that we'll have a voting majority

make a new thread faggots

>>24067323
probably but his departure opened the floodgates for hordes of undesirable migrants

>>24067075
lmao

>>24067323
he's ded

just like the homeless GME calls holder who probably got shanked by his homeless buddies since he lost all their money
im starting to think he wasn't LARPing considering he disappeared with GME dip killing so many calls

If someone buys enough BOTY can they fuck the Booty girls?

>>24067380
no we're gonna turn them into our very own rl life anime fighting ring

>>24067379
What happened to the shed bro who couldn't cook?

>>24067174
I think you're lying to me
>>24067187
I think you're right and I should unironically kill myself

>>24067248
fffffFFFFFFUCK!!!

>>24067351
t. the guy who didn't know boty was about to become the biggest fighting game company in the world

>>24067356
>The year is 2022
>Pic related is the SMG council forcing some poor pharmaceutical company to develop catgirls

>>24067356
>vote on changing the official company name to 'poopoopeepee' passed with overwhelming majority of 99%

>>24066965
What the fuck does this shit mean

>>24067226
Its OTC pink sheet. It just means its very small. I'm throwing only $100 at it. Its basically a night out at a bar

It's a gamble, but I can see them streaming fights online even with Coronita-chan lockdowns

If this really made me the most money VS all my blue chip stocks and 401K combined I would buy all of y'all a shot desu

>>24067419
>>24067409
it would only cost $251K to buy a voting majority in BOTY and I know there's anons here with more than that

>>24067400
i haven't seen any disgusting food pics for awhile either

>>24066806
Did anyone else read this in valley girl upspeak?

>>24067395
If I had any say I'm make the girls do camwhoring before and after the fights.
There, I saved the business.

Does BOTY even have fights?

>>24067464
I take back what I said before she's based, dropping another 100k on GME :^)

>>24067445
We also lost Crack Whore serial killer anon.

>>24067479
here is some footage posted to their youtube just last week

Sturgis motorcycle fest was back in August apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvzhbpcSLAs
>Sexy Fighter Returns Just 3 Weeks After Having Baby

>/smg/ will turn any business it acquires into a cosplay whorehouse, until such time as enough capital has been raised to develop realistic Robot Waifus

>>24067505
Recruit her for BOTY

>>24067471
Just get some freeloaders, hopefully just as easy as creating the girl streamer category, get them to do a booth before and after, sunday night cosplay fights (streamed, restreamed to billi billi or niconico)
slowly move to own website slap ad rev on and boom

>>24067518
sometimes i wonder if /smg/ is a healthy place to be in

>>24067444
check these digits men. Let's do it!

SPY :)

>>24067248
brilliant

>>24067576
>SPY

>>24067005
Thanks lad, gonna buy like $50 tomorrow

>>24067401
Maybe life is so awful because I was born into 3d
>>24067248
I mean holy fuck that ishtarrincunt looks guud

>>24067545
ahahahahaha
why did i sell bili and square and roku and all the rest ahahahahah

Following off last anon's suggestion:
>Buy BOTY majority
>have the girls dress up as anime characters
>have them fight all out like UFC
>stream it to weebs on the internet
You just saved BOTY

>>24067631
>>24067631
>>24067631

NEW BREAD

>>24066578
Holy shit. I can see that actually be badass to watch while drinking.

Its like a woman tier version of WFF Smack Down. All they need is some fireworks and some skimpier outfits.

Markets, plz Fill my $100= 1 million share order

LOOK AT THE VOLUME ON SPY LMAO

>>24067632

I'm sorry to burst everyones bubble but you cannot acquire a majority share position without buying the current owners shares

>>24067642
If I could I'd buy 1k of it.
It's begging to expand.

>>24065567
In a moment of clarity he realised he was chinese

>>24067679
Whatever, the idea is out there, when I'll make it, i'll make my own girl fight company with cosplay fights and whatever makes neets cream.

>>24067225
STUPID BITCH ZENOBIA

With the recent boom in EVs stocks is it a good idea to invest in other car manufacturers that haven't started yet? I assume companies like Toyota or Subaru would join eventually, or am I retarded and overlooking important details.

>>24065443
Chinese street traffic webms still blow my mind. I can't even conceive of what they must be thinking. Half of these didn't even need to happen. Just hit the brakes next time brah.

>>24066806

Will PLTR go up or down tomorrow

>>24068115
AH suggests a dump at opening but meme magic made it clear that it will go up AGAIN.