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[Anonymous No.24036718]

Saturday mornin', jumped out of bed
And put on my best suit
Got in my car and raced like a jet
All the way to you
Knocked on your door with heart in my hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old fashioned man
Yeah (yeah)

[Anonymous No.24036732]

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[Anonymous No.24036734]

>>24036718
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes, 'cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessin' 'til the day I die
"Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no"

[Anonymous No.24036747]

>>24036718
Booo! Get off the stage!

[Anonymous No.24036759]

>>24036734
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO?
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
I'M GONNA MARRY HER ANYWAY
(MARRY THAT GIRL) MARRY HER ANYWAY
(MARRY THAT GIRL) YEAH, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
(MARRY THAT GIRL) AND WE'LL BE A FAMILY
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?

I HATE TO DO THIS, YOU LEAVE NO CHOICE
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER
LOVE ME OR HATE ME, WE WILL BE BOTH
STANDIN' AT THAT ALTER
OR WE WILL RUN AWAY
TO ANOTHER GALAXY, YOU KNOW
YOU KNOW SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME
SHE WILL GO ANYWHERE I GO

[Anonymous No.24036902]

Jump outta bed and head for the grape nuts
Eat em quick, or they soggy and that sucks
Tryin to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt
Still sport the same drawers even though they hurt
In the fridge there's some faygo it tastes ill
Cause it's flatter than a bitch on a big wheel

[Anonymous No.24036954]

I got a few money back and a little change
So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings
"What up man, check it out, I know this bitch
She's got another friend with her and her dad's rich
If we find us a ride out to Wyandotte
guaranteed, we can fuck em both on the spot"


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