/wfhg/

[Anonymous No.24022276]

* sips coffee *

Ahh yes, I probably should sent out an email today

What are my fellow WFHs doing on this fine day?

[Anonymous No.24022775]

I’m at work, in the office. Mandatory masks since July. 40hrs (at least) of wearing a mask, every week. If you ever dislike WFH, please think of me. Think of what they’re doing to your boy. Be grateful anons. Cherish the privilege. I hope to be in your position someday soon, otherwise it might be my time to die.

[Anonymous No.24022824]

>>24022775
I would have just told my boss I'm working from home the day they announced that. In fact, I told my boss I'd be working remotely since last December before masks were even a thing and it's been working out nicely.

[Anonymous No.24023122]

> What are my fellow WFHs doing on this fine day?
Oh, you know. One day closer to death.

[Anonymous No.24023140]

Doing absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.24023149]

>>24023140

[Anonymous No.24023156]

>>24022276
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
FUCK WAGING AND FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.24023175]

>>24022276
This is my favorite pepe at the moment

[Anonymous No.24023254]

>tfw bored of playing vidya so actually did some work to mix it up

[Anonymous No.24023306]

>>24022276
inb4 jannies delete this based thread

[Anonymous No.24023547]

>>24022276
On Wednesday I usually go really hard and work about 2 hours. This way on Thursday and Friday I don’t have to try at all. Should be comfy.

[Anonymous No.24023882]

>>24023175
Other one is more based

[Anonymous No.24024751]

>>24023882

[[e-mail] No.24025295]

>should have been 'working' an hour ago
>still laying in bed with wife
>remoted into my work PC upstairs to fire off a pre-set report and set my slack active
>replied to an email from my phone
>no meetings scheduled for the entire day
I'm comfy bros. Time to drink coffee, shitpost, watch youtube, and enjoy the charts.

[Anonymous No.24025323]

>>24025295
>[e-mail]
oh no no no no. It's glowing

[Anonymous No.24025336]

help me bros my boss just keeps giving me more and more work

wat do

[Anonymous No.24025693]

I just LOVE the hustle and the bustle of wfh

[Anonymous No.24026113]

>>24022775
You're at risk of getting a bacterial infection from that mask anon.

[Anonymous No.24026260]

>>24022276
Hello good chap. I’ve been enjoying the whole situation, we sold our offices and just have a small coworking space now.

I’m trying to think of good side hustles, any ideas? I have way too much spare time from doing absolutely itching every day.

[Anonymous No.24026331]

>>24022775
That's insane, though. Why are they insisting on you being in the office? What would happen if you just declared you'll be working from home like >>24022824?

[Anonymous No.24026384]

>>24022276
Uh oh wfh getting not as comfy

[Anonymous No.24026475]

actually have to work today, got a powerpoint due that should have turned in yesterday. but afterwards its right back to watching price is right and fapping.

[Anonymous No.24026537]

>>24022824
>>24026331
I work in manufacturing and we have military contracts, we’re literally never shutting down. A few people are working from home, but my position requires me to see stuff IRL. I’m trying to completely change careers at this point. Engineering is fucking gay. I check this thread everyday and try to figure out what software/IT shit I can get into.
We had 3 new COVID cases this week alone.

[Anonymous No.24026561]

>>24022276
1.5 months into new sales position. Completely new and inexperienced. All I do is browse /biz/ instead of growing a pair of balls and getting to work. I need help bizbros.

[Anonymous No.24026792]

>>24026537
Huh. Commiserations Anon. When you said office I just assumed you had some kind of bullshit desk job like mine. Hope you find something comfier.

[Anonymous No.24026969]

>>24026537
Facilities management. Ragie wagies email and call me about clogged toilets or no AC/Heat.

Sometimes I just sit in it and let them suffer before I process it

[Anonymous No.24027987]

>>24022276
reporting in. hello to my fellow kings

[Anonymous No.24028034]

>>24022276
Just finished my 2nd cup of coffee. Took the dog out for a walk. Might open my laptop in a couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.24028859]

i need to finish my master thesis but i keep shitposting on /biz/ all day long. any strats/tips to stop procrastinating?

[Anonymous No.24029056]

anyone want to hear more about cfm company in denver? i love me some hvac sellin

[Anonymous No.24029403]

>>24028859
adderall

[Dividend Blue Chip Zoomer No.24029448]

Comfy SaaS wfh life.

Studying for SIE/Series 65

anyone have any advice for best prep guides?

[Anonymous No.24029463]

>>24029056
Kek at this point I feel like you’re just trolling that company, the way you keep name dropping. I’m the guy who was asking about open positions yesterday.

[Dividend Blue Chip Zoomer No.24029493]

>>24026537
Sales or advising.

I’m in SaaS sales and it’s comfy as fuck and high top end salary wise, and also trying to get my licenses to start a wealth management firm

[Anonymous No.24029528]

>>24022276
I've failed you /biz/ I'm actually wageslaving from home

[Anonymous No.24029639]

>>24029403
How are adderall hangovers?

[Anonymous No.24029666]

>>24022276
fixing a prod issue. the 1 and only thing i actually have to do immediately when called upon. after i send the new build over to QA, I'm gonna take the dog on a nice long walk

>>24026260
trade stocks or options it's piss easy to make money in the market right now. ignore the cryptofags

[Anonymous No.24029722]

>>24029666
>trade stocks or options
How do I learn about this? Just a few book recommendations would be great.

[Anonymous No.24029823]

wfh
>0730 wake up, scroll twitter
>0800 comfy shower, no shave
>0815 "hey siri, temperature", "it's 4 degrees", put on comfy clothes and walk to coffee shop
>0830 sips, scroll twitter
>0900 write some cozy python for my market-monitoring tools
>look at twitter, biz, wsb, zerohedge
>read 10k, s1's, market reports
>day trade spoos or btc if bogdanofs are ramping the mkts
>bicep curls, pushups
>shower when i feel like it
>1500 looks at time, notices its noon on the west coast, send 3 emails for my client there, book it in their wagey system as a full days work
>1600 days over, arrange for evening beers wtb
cheerio

[Anonymous No.24029851]

>>24029823
forgot to mention
>collect trudeabux

[Anonymous No.24029881]

>>24029722
most of the books / websites / etc that claim to teach you how to trade are a scam. just google "basics of the stock market" so you can understand the basic terms and stuff, and then, unironically, start reading /r/wallstreetbets every day
do not ever pay money for "stock tips"

[Anonymous No.24029945]

>>24029463
did you end up applying? what was your experience?

[Anonymous No.24029988]

As a proud degen I'm staring at my screen and waiting on Base to boom to Mars

[Anonymous No.24029991]

>>24029639
I don't really get hangover from them depends on how long you stayed up on them, not like coke the energy feels cleaner

[Anonymous No.24030033]

>>24029823
>>24029851

i was going to bully you for hanging out in coffee shops during plague 2020 but it seems you live in a first world country
fucking freedumzfags here have made it so bad i cant leave my bunker

[Anonymous No.24030103]

>>24030033
no no, I say what's up to my friend the wagie barista, get a comfy drink, and then instantly walk home to my shitposting station

[Anonymous No.24030128]

>>24029881
I refuse to believe it's that simple. It'd amount to
>hmmmmm I think I will invest in some lithium mining today
>yes! people need batteries don't they? Number go green so ok.

[Anonymous No.24030138]

>>24030033
but yes, i'm not a burger

[Anonymous No.24030158]

>>24029991
How do you get them? A hint will suffice.

[Anonymous No.24030182]

>>24030103
kek

[Anonymous No.24030219]

>>24022276
>Ahh yes, I probably should sent out an email today
Fucking this kek

I make $150k and I literally don't do shit now lol. I'm a dev in charge of some critical systems that nobody else knows about and everyone thinks I'm some sort of computer god. It's so easy to make it look like I'm working super hard when in reality I maybe put in an hour of work a day

All the good parts of a comfy office programmer job, without having to go into an office and mingle with normies

[Anonymous No.24030223]

>>24022276
spent all day verifying a prospectus for an IPO

and had a positive covid test

[Anonymous No.24030492]

>>24030158
I mean depends there's lots of options, loads of people have scripts (white bitches), get your own script or buy online

[Anonymous No.24030523]

I'm waging it out in the fucking cold.
Applied to a leader position, but I've jumped from wanting it to dreading getting it. I'm not getting it though and it'll remind me how fucking stuck I am in this security gig and how I've had the same kind of job for 10 years. I'm occasionally getting these very intense bouts of despair and it feels like they're leeching into my bones.

Anyone have any reasons to live they can sell me?

[Anonymous No.24030638]

>>24030219
>Describe your hobby and interest
I really hate this kind of thing.
>Introduce yourself and tell us one interesting thing about you!
>Yes hello, my name's Anon and I'm a turbo autistic sperg
I mean, I think there are a lot of things about me which are pretty interesting. But I don't want to share them with a room full of strangers. And you've got to ride the line between "this is a socially acceptable interest I have that is still different enough to stand out" and "this is a weirdo spergy interest I have that will make me typecast forever among those who hear me talk about it".

[Anonymous No.24030670]

youtube chad here, just F5ing my youtube analytics and communicating with my patreons

occasionally checking in on my shitcoins

got a lunch meeting with an old boss in an hour, should be fun to see what hes been up to

[Anonymous No.24030679]

>>24026537
>try to figure out what software/IT shit I can get into
if you're into dev stuff, the easiest way to break into the market would be to build a nodejs app that gets data from somewhere and stores it into a database. It's unironically that simple as long as you know how to talk about the process behind it. Maybe 3-6 months of studying and practice and you can get a remote job easily

[Anonymous No.24030700]

I work in a niche engineering field and have been working 100% from home since March. I work 10 hours a week and bill for 40. Right now I'm getting paid to smoke pot and play video games.
Thanks for funding my crypto investments, shekelstein

[Anonymous No.24030772]

>>24029493
can you get an entry level b2b sales job without prior sales experience? i'm just a wagie accountant, i want to make more money.

[Anonymous No.24030934]

Assuming this covid hoax ever ends (it won't, but lets pretend it does), do you think the office job paradigm has a place in a post-covid world?
The internet, computers and mobile technology have evolved enough that anyone can do office work from anywhere with the same (if not greater) effectiveness. So productivity is a non-issue.
The other positive side for the bigwigs is the bottom line, offices are expensive to maintain and since profit is all the executives care about, that's pretty much a non-issue.
The only foreseeable problem is the boomer mindset ingrained in most corporate seats of power, where you HAVE to be in the office otherwise you're not actually working. I believe the power of currency will beat out the power of boomer luddism, but that remains to be seen.

[Anonymous No.24031192]

>>24030934
I'm living in new zealand right now and it's effectively over for us. Some companies have transitioned back into office work but they're all run by micromanagers. Other companies have fully transitioned over. The talent going to offices is generally lower as a rough observation as most good employees don't want to be stuck in an office and have the career capital to choose.
Our government has largely shifted to working from home and highly flexible working arrangements as well so the real shift is underway.

Tbh I could never stand work or office life it made me brutally depressed but this shit is pretty damn good. I could happily live my life going to little coffee shops hanging out at the beach and working from home forever.

[Anonymous No.24031316]

>>24029945
Not yet
>>24030679
Screenshotting this, thanks. I have rudimentary coding skills currently but im pretty good at learning things on my own.
>>24029493
How did you get a SaaS job? I tried for a while but had no luck. My fucking Google connection left the company

[Anonymous No.24031423]

>>24026537
you're into engineering?
don't you have some programming experience?
iirc engineering students are required to take basic programming courses

[Anonymous No.24031479]

>>24029528
wageslaving as what?
OP is working from home as well how are you wage slaving
aren't all people working from home wage slaves?
genuinely asking

[Anonymous No.24031654]

Studied until 4am. Woke up at 11am. Watched tv. Ate. Smoked weed. Now I’m getting ready for class. Very neet and comfy

[Anonymous No.24031687]

>>24031316
ramsey is waiting for you bro get on that shit