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24006899 No.24006899 [Reply] [Original]

share your theories on why Vitalik's head is so weird

my theory: autism

>> No.24006940

I think that's the first time I've seen the non-Giga chad version posted.
It's proven that people with ASD/Aspergers have larger cranium radii

>> No.24006973

>>24006940
source

>> No.24006984

>>24006899

I want to tip him some AVAX to get a nice haircut

>> No.24007041

>>24006984
i don't think he's growing any new hair after cutting it

>> No.24007054

>>24006984
I think you need Haircomb for that

>> No.24007276

>>24006973
>source
>dude trust me

>> No.24007284

>>24007054

how many millions of heads is he going to comb at once

>> No.24007289

Russian

>> No.24007318
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24007318

>>24006899
because skelly is a chick

>> No.24007358

>>24006899
Dude is an autistic alien that got abandoned on earth

>> No.24007359

>>24006899
what's weird about his head? :(
it's similar to mine

>> No.24007394

>>24007318
Vitaly Cuterin

>> No.24007416

>>24006899
How long is Vitalik's dick?
What about Sergey's?
Who has the largest or smallest dick in the crypto world?

>> No.24007437

Extraterrestrial hybrid dna

>> No.24007535

>>24006899
It happens from watching underage porn

>> No.24007538

Looks like he needs a new one but lost all of his money to a shitcoin

>> No.24007560

>>24007318
I so would, no hesitation

>> No.24007677

>>24007535
I can easily argue that doing heroin imposes risks on others

>> No.24007732

>>24007416
largest: Sergey or Emin
smallest: Barret Stephens (RSR)

>>24007677
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

>> No.24007744

>>24006899
Very limited and probably unhealthy diet

>> No.24007757

>>24007677
Based, wear a wig and you can believe whatever you want Natalik

>> No.24007761

>>24007318
Vitalik Lavigne

>> No.24007775

OP, have you ever been to Russia? This is totally normal.

>> No.24007869
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24007869

>>24007775
fake, russian wojak's head is completely normal

>> No.24008041

>>24006899
he's clearly big brained

>> No.24008060

>>24006899
nothing special
that is just in utero exposure to soviet heavy industrial polution
the dimples in his cheeks are dioxines and pcb's for instances
all normal in glorious workers utopia

>> No.24008076

>>24008041
you must indeed be smart in order to make ppl believe ETH 2.0 is worth it.