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[Anonymous No.24004663]

haven't been on biz since 2017. will be sharing vintage resources of the period

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[Anonymous No.24004735]

based old content. they were good times.
>>>/biz/thread/S4441052

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this is the oldest LINK meme i have

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>>24004747
unironically aped in on dubs & green id two weeks ago after being out since 2018

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>>24004866
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[Anonymous No.24005630]

does anyone have the picture with some highly important men sitting in a room with white cubes? I think Donald Trump is there. the cubes were converted into chainlink cubes in a biz thread.

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>>24005630
I think what you're asking for is the very inception and first meeting of The Great Reset anon

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>>24005630
LOOK AGAIN

[Anonymous No.24006163]

this is the first entry in my Link FUD compilation. started in december 2017

Warned you stupid fucks at $0.59 but you just wanted Sergey's dick up your ass. Sell now before the price is $0.01. You thought you were getting rich off LINK? No smarter than a street shitting pajeet, you spent your savings on a useless scam token. He got $32 million and is laughing (trust me, he really is) all the way to his Bank of America branch. He's even part of the private wealth division now that he has all your money (trust me, I have a friend at a downtown branch who has signed him up)

[Anonymous No.24006222]

this is the first entry in my Link non-FUD pasta compilation

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

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>>24006222
non stinky linkers btfo

[Anonymous No.24006512]

i'll keep bumping this thread with pasta i guess

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Sergey Nazarov kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to three hundred fifty million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to three hundred fifty million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

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Sergey has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable fat fuck in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking guy gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the motherfucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom". I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the extra large devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Sergey. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

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>>24006512
Somehow fuckng keke

[Anonymous No.24007659]

I saw Sergey once when we were prisoners in Dachau in early 1944. We all called him Skellyjew. He derived a new method of distributing potato gruel amongst the prisoners based on something called smart contracts. We all gave him our potatoes, and he paid us in thin air, or “Ether” as he called it. I tried to keep my thin air, as I thought it wouldn’t be an appreciating commodity, but I had a hole in my wallet and the Ether just diffused out. Eventually I tricked enough people into sending me 0.1 of a potato in exchange for me not kicking their heads in, and I escaped weeks before the Americans arrived. I spent the next years trying to track down Skellyjew and get my Ether back, but leads in Switzerland and San Francisco come to nothing.

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>>24004920
based

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>>24004735
Comfy bread

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>>24004828
lmao

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Sergei didn’t give me time to undress or find somewhere more comfortable to fuck. He simply downloaded coinbase, yanked my pants down and entered my ass, slam-fucking me hard, with only the precum from his big cock as lube. I was too exhausted to make much of a fuss over the discomfort, and besides, it always feels great to have a financial genius up in my hole, even if it was, on occasion, a financial ruin.

For such a slight looking man, his hands gripped my hips quite strongly, his bony fingers digging into me while his shitcoin dug into my greedy wallet hole. He slammed into me hard, really hard, clearly trying to tear me up inside so that he could ensure a clear path of travel for his potent toxic smartcontract to enter into me again. I closed my eyes for a minute, basking in the hypnotic sound of our skin smacking into one another again and again.

I could have died right then and there and would have been one happy pig.

He pounded my insides to mush, and he was sweating quite a bit and breathing hard, so I knew that it wouldn’t be much longer. His grip on my hips grew painful as he growled like some sort of wounded animal "ITS GONNA MOOOOOOOOOON", his cock swelling inside of me and depositing his smartcontract infested semen into me once again, most certainly financially ruining me.

[Anonymous No.24008571]

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.24008599]

Insider here. Threshold signatures won't be coming as Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

[Anonymous No.24008635]

>>24004747
>Price winner
Fucking kek